FabSwingers.com forum: Mascara

By *anted by Night OP Man
12 weeks ago

Shangri-la

Why is it so difficult for women to apply mascara with their mouths closed?

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

Because it relaxes all their facial muscles and opens up their eyes, wider. It's an instinctive reflex.

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

I'm more interested in the brand. It has a bearing on whether I date them...or not.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
12 weeks ago

Hell

"Why is it so difficult for women to apply mascara with their mouths closed?"

It’s not, I do it every morning

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
12 weeks ago

Leeds

"Why is it so difficult for women to apply mascara with their mouths closed?

It’s not, I do it every morning "

Same.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Stockport

I find it easier to apply mascara with my eyes open...

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
12 weeks ago

Hell

"I'm more interested in the brand. It has a bearing on whether I date them...or not.

The best one isn’t necessarily the most expensive!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
12 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I'm more interested in the brand. It has a bearing on whether I date them...or not.

The best one isn’t necessarily the most expensive!"

Possibly right. However, I find that it's the one that runs from the eyes.

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By *lynJMan
12 weeks ago

Morden

"Why is it so difficult for women to apply mascara with their mouths closed?"

And why is it so important to do it on the tube/train?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
12 weeks ago

East Sussex

I can't plait my hair unless I close my eyes. I can apply mascara with my mouth shut though. I do need a huge magnifying mirror because the sight in my left eye is so poor and there's no telling where the mascara would end up.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
12 weeks ago

Essex

I even stick my tongue out the side of my mouth a little

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
12 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I even stick my tongue out the side of my mouth a little

The thread isn't about what you do with your head outside of a car window at speed Misty.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
12 weeks ago

Essex

"I even stick my tongue out the side of my mouth a little

The thread isn't about what you do with your head outside of a car window at speed Misty."

I don’t go in cars. I just chase them.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Mouth open... mouth closed... my mascara application is atrocious regardless.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I even stick my tongue out the side of my mouth a little

The thread isn't about what you do with your head outside of a car window at speed Misty.

I don’t go in cars. I just chase them."

You and Snow Patrol...

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

"I'm more interested in the brand. It has a bearing on whether I date them...or not.

The best one isn’t necessarily the most expensive!"

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Ahem, I was referring to the more 'cost-conscious' brands. Cheap mascara = cheap date. Thank you.

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By *mf123Man
12 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Sounds like a mexican wrestler

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
12 weeks ago

Essex

"I'm more interested in the brand. It has a bearing on whether I date them...or not.

The best one isn’t necessarily the most expensive!

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Ahem, I was referring to the more 'cost-conscious' brands. Cheap mascara = cheap date. Thank you."

Actually considering the absolute shite brands I use - your theory does hold true

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
12 weeks ago

Wolvo

I can defo apply it and keep my mouth closed.

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