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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford

A lady out jogging strayed into an animal enclosure usually reserved for tourists in cars, just outside the city of Paris which famously fell to Hitler in 1939. The wolves were ferocious and injuries were severe. These rewilding types will not be happy until someone out jogging is killed by these evil buggers. It's all over the news

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By *r John WickMan
14 weeks ago

The Continental

It’s all over the awoooooooooooooooooooos

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By *amie HantsWoman
14 weeks ago

Atlantis

Someone should make a film about this.

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By *till gameMan
14 weeks ago

two doors down

Wolves in sheep’s clothing are everywhere! Bewarrrrrrwolffff

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Someone should make a film about this. "

Try...Under Paris

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By *olgateMan
14 weeks ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I’m still trying to see the connection between Hitler and a lost woman jogger?

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By *ou only live onceMan
14 weeks ago

London

I preferred the first thread.

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By *ichaelsmyMan
14 weeks ago

douglas

the womans own stupid fault for thinking she could not get into a car

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By *a LunaWoman
14 weeks ago

South

See, nothing good ever comes from jogging.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
14 weeks ago

walsall


"A lady out jogging strayed into an animal enclosure usually reserved for tourists in cars, just outside the city of Paris which famously fell to Hitler in 1939. The wolves were ferocious and injuries were severe. These rewilding types will not be happy until someone out jogging is killed by these evil buggers. It's all over the news"

All over the mews. Or the avenues….

I know jogging is a dangerous sport Tom, but someone will get seriously hurt here. Mark my words.

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By *ackformore100Man
14 weeks ago

Tin town

Wolves are a famous English football team from England's second city called Birmingham famous for it's balti houses and a bullring where people go to watch bulls and shop

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By *yzykMan
14 weeks ago

Stirlingshire


"A lady out jogging strayed into an animal enclosure usually reserved for tourists in cars, just outside the city of Paris which famously fell to Hitler in 1939. The wolves were ferocious and injuries were severe. These rewilding types will not be happy until someone out jogging is killed by these evil buggers. It's all over the news"

All over the rues

Plus it was 1940 not 39

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By *orny PTMan
14 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Someone should make a film about this.

Try...Under Paris "

Or AAWIP?

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By *orny PTMan
14 weeks ago

Peterborough


"I’m still trying to see the connection between Hitler and a lost woman jogger?"

Something to do with a certain race?

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By *ackformore100Man
14 weeks ago

Tin town


"I’m still trying to see the connection between Hitler and a lost woman jogger?

Something to do with a certain race?"

Paris Dakar race?

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By *olgateMan
14 weeks ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Marathon?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Central


"Wolves are a famous English football team from England's second city called Birmingham famous for it's balti houses and a bullring where people go to watch bulls and shop"

Wolverhampton was in a separate county to Birmingham, until the creation of the West Midlands. It's still not in the city of Birmingham though

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By *olgateMan
14 weeks ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I’ll be honest, some of the posts are bad enough to be AI generated

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford

The point being that If this can happen in Paris then it can happen on the streets of Scotland.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
14 weeks ago

Ryde


"Someone should make a film about this. "

Oh christ, no!

I had the misfortune of sitting through An American Werewolf in Paris, and once was enough!!

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By *ackformore100Man
14 weeks ago

Tin town


"The point being that If this can happen in Paris then it can happen on the streets of Scotland. "

Tom there are more things on the streets of Glasgow to be worried about than furry creatures.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Holy shit! - The Beast of Gévaudan has returned!

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By *iberius61Man
14 weeks ago

Pontefract

So, one wolf attack? Compared with an estimated 10,000 dog attacks resulting in about 4 fatalities per year.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"So, one wolf attack? Compared with an estimated 10,000 dog attacks resulting in about 4 fatalities per year."

It was believed to be a wolf pack. When any animal gets a taste for human blood then they want more. These killer dogs are no different and these so called bully dogs are an example.

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By *unchalMan
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"I’m still trying to see the connection between Hitler and a lost woman jogger?"

And Paris and rewilding.

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By *batMan
14 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

C’est partout dans l'actualité!

Eb

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Frome

I heard there are even shark in the River Sein.

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By *odgerMooreMan
14 weeks ago

Carlisle

I think if there was a wolf loose in the Gorbals (An area of Glasgow filled with ‘Characters!’) … id give it 15 mins tops!!

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By *olgateMan
14 weeks ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I’m still trying to see the connection between Hitler and a lost woman jogger?

And Paris and rewilding. "

yep, that too

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford

If fabbers cannot see the connection then Tom cannot help you ....

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By *hil most chillMan
14 weeks ago

London & Europe

This must be the lefties' fault, eh

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By *lder.Woman
14 weeks ago

Not Local

If you're going to jog into a lair, expect to get bitten. Did no-one ever read fairytales as a child and heed the warnings.

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By *ackformore100Man
14 weeks ago

Tin town


"I heard there are even shark in the River Sein. "

That's insane

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By *hristopherd999Man
14 weeks ago

Brentwood


"Someone should make a film about this. "

Werewolf in Paris?

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By *hil most chillMan
14 weeks ago

London & Europe


"Someone should make a film about this.

Werewolf in Paris?"

Twilight

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By *unchalMan
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"I heard there are even shark in the River Sein. "

I have penguins living under my bed and every night they come out. I feel bad about calling the authorities because even Penguins need somewhere warm to live.

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By *unchalMan
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"I think if there was a wolf loose in the Gorbals (An area of Glasgow filled with ‘Characters!’) … id give it 15 mins tops!! "

I’m Glasgow born and bred in only the shite-est of places and I’m pretty sure the Gorbals has lost all its character.

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By *a LunaWoman
14 weeks ago

South


"I heard there are even shark in the River Sein. "

I’ve watched that film. There is more than one!!!

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By *iberius61Man
14 weeks ago

Pontefract


"...When any animal gets a taste for human blood then they want more..."

Nah, virtually all shark attacks, they spit it out, they plainly don't like how we taste ok, if you're bitten in half you're still gonna die, but they definitely don't want more.

I have a scar on my leg from a large moray eel bite, same thing, took a bite and swam off, plainly didn't like the taste

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By *layfullsamMan
14 weeks ago

Solihull

You missed the shark in the Seine Tom,

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"You missed the shark in the Seine Tom, "

No.. Tom watched the movie

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By *orny PTMan
14 weeks ago

Peterborough


"I’m still trying to see the connection between Hitler and a lost woman jogger?

Something to do with a certain race?

Paris Dakar race? "

Aryan!

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By *layfullsamMan
14 weeks ago

Solihull


"You missed the shark in the Seine Tom,

No.. Tom watched the movie"

But not all over the news yet ?

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By *ornucopiaMan
14 weeks ago

Bexley


"I’m still trying to see the connection between Hitler and a lost woman jogger?"

I think it was an attempt at establishing context.

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By *orny PTMan
14 weeks ago

Peterborough

This is a lesson in spelling. A single typo can transform "Paris the city of lovers/love" into the "Paris the city of wolves" (louves).

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By *orny PTMan
14 weeks ago

Peterborough


"You missed the shark in the Seine Tom,

No.. Tom watched the movie

But not all over the news yet ?"

He's only just started to watch "King Kong up the Eiffel Tower."

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By *orny PTMan
14 weeks ago

Peterborough


"I’m still trying to see the connection between Hitler and a lost woman jogger?

I think it was an attempt at establishing context."

Weren't Hitler's wolf packs chasing down ships, out in the Atlantic?

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By *ackformore100Man
14 weeks ago

Tin town


"I’m still trying to see the connection between Hitler and a lost woman jogger?

I think it was an attempt at establishing context.

Weren't Hitler's wolf packs chasing down ships, out in the Atlantic?"

Global warming

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By *ex HolesMan
14 weeks ago

Up North

I didn’t see the first one

Is it a sequel to An American werewolf in London?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"I’m still trying to see the connection between Hitler and a lost woman jogger?

I think it was an attempt at establishing context."

Toms readers often like a fact about the locations in his posts.

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By *till gameMan
14 weeks ago

two doors down


"I think if there was a wolf loose in the Gorbals (An area of Glasgow filled with ‘Characters!’) … id give it 15 mins tops!!

I’m Glasgow born and bred in only the shite-est of places and I’m pretty sure the Gorbals has lost all its character. "

The gobals is nothing like its notorious past , was revamped in the 90’s

Try Saracen street in possil that an interesting place to go for cocktails of an evening

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By *he National ThrustMan
14 weeks ago

Horsham, Sussex

I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's.

His hair was bloody lovely, it was.

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By *orny PTMan
14 weeks ago

Peterborough


"I’m still trying to see the connection between Hitler and a lost woman jogger?

I think it was an attempt at establishing context.

Weren't Hitler's wolf packs chasing down ships, out in the Atlantic?

Global warming "

Global warning?

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By *orny PTMan
14 weeks ago

Peterborough

Michael Van Wijk has emphatically stated this was nothing to do with him. It's more wolf bashing in the press and he's fed with.

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By *orny PTMan
14 weeks ago

Peterborough

...it!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Central


"I’m still trying to see the connection between Hitler and a lost woman jogger?

I think it was an attempt at establishing context.

Toms readers often like a fact about the locations in his posts. "

It's essential to have these facts. I don't source news elsewhere and I learn about the world via them.

BTW, the woman was at a zoo with the wolf

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By *oulderingBearMan
14 weeks ago

Falme


"Holy shit! - The Beast of Gévaudan has returned!

"

Pretty sure it's the Beast of Craggy Island

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