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By *ixon Cider OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Birmingham

If so, it will be nice to finally see that woman i have had on my hotlist for ages

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
12 weeks ago

Leeds

Why would we go to hell? And what if we are already there?

Mrs

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By *naswingdressWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm pretty sure an all powerful deity has the power to arrange a hell where people who want to meet each other, won't

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By *eordieJeansCouple
12 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Who wants to go to heaven with all those boring cunts anyway?

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By *avexxMan
12 weeks ago

cheshire

no they will end up in limbo inbetween world walking round in circles torn between good and bad

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
12 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

More fun in hell probably

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By *r John WickMan
12 weeks ago

The Continental

It’s easier to just message her instead, see if she’s dtf?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
12 weeks ago

Coventry

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By *alsaman15Man
12 weeks ago

Market Drayton

I'm probably going to hell any so might as well make the most of it

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By *he KakapoMan
12 weeks ago

A nice rock

Do I need to be verified to get in?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve booked a suite already

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By *arierWoman
12 weeks ago

birmingham

At least it’ll be warm….

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I hope not! I’d like to rot in peace.

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Probably yeah.

But then don't you just have to beg for forgiveness?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"At least it’ll be warm…."

Only thing that puts me off

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By *agatoXXXMan
12 weeks ago

North Haverbrook

Already there, man, already there...

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By *xfordjohnMan
12 weeks ago

Oxford

Why do so many people assume that swinging is a sin? As long as it is not manipulative or exploitative, I don't see how it can be. God gave us these lovely parts to enjoy, not to go rusty with disuse.

So I wouldn't worry about hell unless you feel guilty for treating someone badly.

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Why do so many people assume that swinging is a sin? As long as it is not manipulative or exploitative, I don't see how it can be. God gave us these lovely parts to enjoy, not to go rusty with disuse.

So I wouldn't worry about hell unless you feel guilty for treating someone badly.

"

I think sex for any other reason than procreation was once considered a sin?

Also if you treat someone badly but don't feel guilty that's a pass?

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By *ngermungerMan
12 weeks ago

Surrey

And what if she goes to heaven

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By *ischaTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Sheffield


"no they will end up in limbo inbetween world walking round in circles torn between good and bad "

I just hope I go to the bad side, think it’ll be more fun

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By *agnar73Man
12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"If so, it will be nice to finally see that woman i have had on my hotlist for ages "

That’s a long wait

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
12 weeks ago

on the naughty side of the street


"If so, it will be nice to finally see that woman i have had on my hotlist for ages "

I think we are all hoping we're not on your hot list....

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
12 weeks ago

Hell

I’m already there!

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By *ee pandaWoman
12 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I'm already their queen and hell is a very hot place to be xx

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Someone once said "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." I like hot climates as well.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Someone once said "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." I like hot climates as well."

Awesome song by The Streets. Heaven for the Weather, Hell for the Company

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
12 weeks ago

Stourbridge

No, as it doesn’t exist

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By *udandBryanCouple
12 weeks ago

Boston

If we do, at least we'll have enjoyed the journey!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

S. Herts


"No, as it doesn’t exist "

You’ve clearly never been to Luton

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By *eavilMan
12 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I've been to Hull does that count?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I've been to Hull does that count?"

Nope. Only Scunthorpe

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By *eavilMan
12 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Who put the c. Oh never mind.

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby


"no they will end up in limbo inbetween world walking round in circles torn between good and bad "

I think that's Purgatory, right? Where you weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Yes. The end

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
12 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Nah I think we will all be in heaven for making the most of “gods” gifts. If he did make us then he gave us these little nubbins of pleasure for a reason.

Thanks god! You’re the best!

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By *ixon Cider OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I've been to Hull does that count?

Nope. Only Scunthorpe "

Doncaster too

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By *ixon Cider OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Birmingham


"If so, it will be nice to finally see that woman i have had on my hotlist for ages

I think we are all hoping we're not on your hot list.... "

Why?

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By *agatoXXXMan
12 weeks ago

North Haverbrook


"I've been to Hull does that count?

Nope. Only Scunthorpe

Doncaster too"

I see your Doncaster, and raise you a Cumbernauld, a place your king described as "A carbuncle".

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I've been to Hull does that count?"

No Hull has Wendy's now

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Idk if anybody's watched Good Omens but I'd rather not listen to The Sound of Music for eternity in Heaven.

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By *till gameMan
12 weeks ago

two doors down


"I've been to Hull does that count?

Nope. Only Scunthorpe

Doncaster too

I see your Doncaster, and raise you a Cumbernauld, a place your king described as "A carbuncle"."

“ what’s it called “. ?

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By *ust want fun 888Man
12 weeks ago

nearby

If you do go to hell, you’ll be treated to a blonde sitting on each knee, the punishment will be, they have no holes

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

At least I'll finally make it to a social...

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By *agatoXXXMan
12 weeks ago

North Haverbrook


"I've been to Hull does that count?

Nope. Only Scunthorpe

Doncaster too

I see your Doncaster, and raise you a Cumbernauld, a place your king described as "A carbuncle".

“ what’s it called “. ?"

"A crumbling shithole!"

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By *iablo soloWoman
12 weeks ago

southside

Come over to the dark side, hell is fun

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By *xydadbodMan
12 weeks ago

Milton keynes

As long as I can bring my sunglasses.. and a bottle of suntan lotion or two.. may as well top up my tan while lounging by the pool of scorching hot lava, all while being constantly pestered by hell's tour rep if i want to join the bdsm style torturing later that evening

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton


"Idk if anybody's watched Good Omens but I'd rather not listen to The Sound of Music for eternity in Heaven. "

I LOVE Good Omens !

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I hope so, that’s where all my mates are probably going.

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By *layfullsamMan
12 weeks ago

Solihull

Is this auto carrot and a fat thumb working it’s magic

And the poster actually meant Hull ?

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By *ripfillMan
12 weeks ago

havant

Such a biblical issue - the concept of heaven and hell - these opposite Are available in other cultures too.

For centuries to teach the flocks of religion right from wrong heaven and hell were the offerings for good v’s bad life according to the religious rule books

Being members of Fab or swingers in general only want to be in a non judgmental environment for pleasure

Giving and receiving

How can this be wrong … or “ hellish”

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By *till gameMan
12 weeks ago

two doors down


"I've been to Hull does that count?

Nope. Only Scunthorpe

Doncaster too

I see your Doncaster, and raise you a Cumbernauld, a place your king described as "A carbuncle".

“ what’s it called “. ?

"A crumbling shithole!" "

At least it got rid of that shitty wee team they call Clyde

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By *agatoXXXMan
12 weeks ago

North Haverbrook


"I've been to Hull does that count?

Nope. Only Scunthorpe

Doncaster too

I see your Doncaster, and raise you a Cumbernauld, a place your king described as "A carbuncle".

“ what’s it called “. ?

"A crumbling shithole!"

At least it got rid of that shitty wee team they call Clyde "

Where have they gone now?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
12 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"If so, it will be nice to finally see that woman i have had on my hotlist for ages "

Still wont get a meet, hell is hell for a single bloke

Mr

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By *rispyDuckMan
12 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

It will be the “hottest orgy ever” no pun intended lol

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By *ycanNightsMan
12 weeks ago

Workington

Just the elite 5%

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By *allandathleticMan
12 weeks ago

Asgard

Hope so

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
12 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Will single guys get charged more to go there??

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
12 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

I've been to KFC.. is hell any different??

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By *punk n gushCouple
12 weeks ago

walmer

Well I'm going on the highway to hell as its quicker than climbing the stairway to heaven anyone want a seat on my coach to hell

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By *allandathleticMan
12 weeks ago

Asgard


"Will single guys get charged more to go there??"

Probably.

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By *rispyDuckMan
12 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"Will single guys get charged more to go there??"

Haha good question that

Think I’ve qualified for free entry & best seat by the lava bar

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By *punk n gushCouple
12 weeks ago

walmer


"Well I'm going on the highway to hell as its quicker than climbing the stairway to heaven anyone want a seat on my coach to hell "

Least we will be together ile be driving the coach

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By *odgerMooreMan
12 weeks ago

Carlisle

It’s all shite - when you die your being leaves your body and returns via a big escalator - like in John Lewis to the mothership where all the data is dowloaded to a thumb drive and stored til it’s your turn to be reincarnated- so next time you pour salt on a slug… you could be killing Einstein!!! I thought everyone knew this??

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"No, as it doesn’t exist

You’ve clearly never been to Luton "

Rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Idk if anybody's watched Good Omens but I'd rather not listen to The Sound of Music for eternity in Heaven. "

Love Good Omens

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

S. Herts


"No, as it doesn’t exist

You’ve clearly never been to Luton

Rude. "

Don’t forget to say that about Hull and Scunthorpe able also.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"No, as it doesn’t exist

You’ve clearly never been to Luton

Rude.

Don’t forget to say that about Hull and Scunthorpe able also. "

Yours was the first, and we know Hull was a misspelling and Scunthorpe had one letter too many!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

S. Herts


"No, as it doesn’t exist

You’ve clearly never been to Luton

Rude.

Don’t forget to say that about Hull and Scunthorpe able also.

Yours was the first, and we know Hull was a misspelling and Scunthorpe had one letter too many!"

Sadly there just aren’t any puns in Luton (that I can see)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"No, as it doesn’t exist

You’ve clearly never been to Luton

Rude.

Don’t forget to say that about Hull and Scunthorpe able also.

Yours was the first, and we know Hull was a misspelling and Scunthorpe had one letter too many!

Sadly there just aren’t any puns in Luton (that I can see) "

Other than luton being the local recreation...

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
12 weeks ago

chichester

yes most probably as we are all heretical ..

moving on anyway

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
12 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Yep you’re all going to hell and I will prepare a warm welcome for you all

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By *rispyDuckMan
12 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Who am I sitting next too by the fire pit haha

Bring marshmallows please

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