FabSwingers.com forum: How do you shower

By *IXXV OP Man
29 weeks ago

Birmingham

Hey folks,

Just wondering how everyone goes about their shower routine. Do you use a sponge, washcloth, or just your hands? And how do you apply the soap to your body? Curious to hear how others do it.

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I use water

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
29 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Scrubby gloves. I have like 5 pairs so I use them once and wash them then add them to the back of the pile. I'm not a fan of using anything that stays in the shower all the time

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
29 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
29 weeks ago

Bromley

Hands and a brillo pad usually

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By *hewankinmanMan
29 weeks ago

wales

On my own mostly

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By *eroLondonMan
29 weeks ago

Mayfair

I take no less than 30 minutes in the shower. It's a rainforest-ritualist experience. Many metrosexual products are invited, including other bathing paraphernalia. Everything that occurs behind the shower curtain is spontaneous and instinctive, I don't think about it with the minutiae of what actually occurs, in which order and what cloths and whatnots are used.

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By *till gameMan
29 weeks ago

Oldham

Wire brush and detol

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By *layfullsamMan
29 weeks ago

Solihull

Get the Swedish au pair to scrub me down with bollinger and blow job me dry oops I mean blow dry

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Lather. Rinse. Repeat on the hair. For the body and the bits it’s a loofa

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
29 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Wash hair, condition and leave in while I scrub with a scrunchy thing which I squeeze the shower stuff into.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I spend ten minutes just getting wet including my hair.

Shampoo hair. Whilst that’s left in I scrub my body neck to toes using a Moroccan scrub globe thing.

Rinse shampoo and body.

Condition hair. Comb conditioner through hair.

Shave legs.

Do a second full body scrub.

Exfoliate my vulva. (I had a weird nightmare about this last night.)

Bend over and rinse condition out of hair whilst leaning forward to not get condition on my body.

Exfoliate face.

Wash face.

Rinse body off.

Spend the rest of the time warmly under the hot water until I feel my skin is going to fall off from the heat and only then get out of the shower.

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
29 weeks ago

Cardiff

"Wire brush and detol "
love a detol bath

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By *ez669Man
29 weeks ago

East Kilbride

I use exfoliating gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I stand in my shower and get my naked butler to wash me with a high branded product and a special loofer.

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By *hunky GentMan
29 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If you've seen the bath scene from 'Coming to America' - it's like that.

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By *till gameMan
29 weeks ago

Oldham

"Wire brush and detol love a detol bath "

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
29 weeks ago

somewhere

Get in, use my scrub gloves with a nice shower gel, rinse off get out, no longer than 5 mins if not doing an everything shower, then that takes about 20 mins x

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Switch shower on

Stand under water

Get out

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I don't shower. I bath.

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By *JandCMCouple
29 weeks ago

cardiff

Hands n soap

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By *antricSeeker60Man
29 weeks ago

Durham

Step 1: Turn on the water. Step 2: Get in. Step 3: Try to remember if you already shampooed or not. Step 4: Sing loudly to cover up the sound of your terrible dancing. Step 5: Realise you're out of hot water. Step 6: Cry a little.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Stand under water.

Sing

Wash hair

Sing some more.

Wash face

Shave bits and bobs

Sing some more

Exfoliate

Wash bits and bobs

Rinse

Sing again

Get dried.

Moisturise

Sing again

Put stuff in hair

Fin

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By *ex HolesMan
29 weeks ago

Up North

About 10mins washing my bell end then about 1 min on my bum crack

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
29 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

Put pot on stove bring small pot of water to boil . Insert two eggs into pot then enter shower . Wash with twin exfoliating gloves covered in shower gel . Remove gloves wet hair ( it’s only a little left

) wash hair . Rinse full body from head downwards . Use shower head to get into nooks and crannies. Turn off shower exit shower onto bottom of bath sheet dry feet and lower legs wrap towel around middle . Return to kitchen remove eggs from pot make some toasted soldiers to dip in my breakfast . If I’ve gone over I don’t have any soft egg to dip my soldiers in which can be upsetting .

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Switch shower on

Stand under water

Get out"

Soap?

Shampoo?

Rum?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Get wet.

Stop.

Get unwet aka dry

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Turn water on.

Stand under shower.

Use soap and wash body.

Grab shampoo and wash hair.

Rinse.

Turn water off.

Grab towel.

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By *ellinever70Woman
29 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I try not to kill the planet by staying in for longer than it takes to wash myself

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By *esiGalGuy123Man
29 weeks ago

Find me..

Hey folks,

Just wondering how everyone goes about their shower routine. Do you use a sponge, washcloth, or just your hands? And how do you apply the soap to your body? Curious to hear how others do it.

Thanks!"

I wet my skin, then rub everything thoroughly with an exfoliating glove, rinse it down with hot water. Then lather up with my favourite body wash/ soap then apply shampoo before rinsing everything again.

Dry everything with a hot towel.

I usually feel fantastic after doing this routine

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"I try not to kill the planet by staying in for longer than it takes to wash myself "

The planets fucked. I'm enjoying my shower.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
29 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Get in, get wet, shampoo what’s left of the hair and give my body a hand rub with the excess shampoo and then rinse, takes about 6 or 7 minutes max.

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By *IXXV OP Man
29 weeks ago

Birmingham

Thanks for all the responses, everyone! I can tell by some of your answers that a few of you smell. But hey, to each their own—whatever rocks your boat. Smell you later, alligator!

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Haywards Heath

I use babies, as in a baby shower, duhhh

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By *agatoXXXMan
29 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I just syand inder the spray thing and cry.

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By *agatoXXXMan
29 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

*stand

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
29 weeks ago

newport

"About 10mins washing my bell end then about 1 min on my bum crack "

Isn’t that just having a wank

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