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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

For example....

Toilet fun on cougars nudist beaches finding knickers left minding your own lovesense toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"For example....

Toilet fun on cougars nudist beaches finding knickers left minding your own lovesense toys"

Not the best but I have a motherfu**er of a head ache

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By *orphia2003Woman
23 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

If a women proposes finding medical cannabis in Sam's breakfast, what does it say about knickers.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"If a women proposes finding medical cannabis in Sam's breakfast, what does it say about knickers."

Love this one

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By *layfullsamMan
23 weeks ago

Solihull

Quit smoking, which lube to use

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
23 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"Quit smoking, which lube to use "

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By *ad NannaWoman
23 weeks ago

East London

Quit smoking, how long? You have about 2 minutes.

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By *ad NannaWoman
23 weeks ago

East London

What does your profile pic say about you not spreading the love?

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By *aizyWoman
23 weeks ago

west midlands

Cougars, If a woman proposed sex to a man, What are you wearing?

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
23 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

If a woman proposes sex to a man you have about two minutes.

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By *ad NannaWoman
23 weeks ago

East London

"If a woman proposes sex to a man you have about two minutes."

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
23 weeks ago

Hereabouts

50s and over you have about two minutes

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By *layfullsamMan
23 weeks ago

Solihull

"If a woman proposes sex to a man you have about two minutes."

I can manage that

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By *till gameMan
23 weeks ago

two doors down

To ugly, to slutty, 50’s and over in about 2 mins

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
23 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Unleash your inner Karen after you cum.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
23 weeks ago

Leeds

Sexy women in Eastbourne, how do you shower?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton

Lovense toys cures Google brain

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
23 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

[Removed by poster at 23/06/24 15:04:07]

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By *eordieJeansCouple
23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Any sexy women in Miles Davis.

Am I doing this right?

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By *electableicecreamMan
23 weeks ago

The West

You've got two minutes to hawk tuah in that shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

How many shower shoes will go to hell

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By *orphia2003Woman
23 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

What luxury 50s and over sex toys to use in hell.

Running holidays are hell for 50s and over men wearing sex toys from temu.

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By *reeneyes40Man
23 weeks ago

cambridge

What are you wearing when you take your favourite biscuit to the women’s bukkake?

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By *aizyWoman
23 weeks ago

west midlands

Using sex toys with men, what’s a good shower gel to use?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Using sex toys with men, what’s a good shower gel to use?"

Just get him to drop the soap.

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By *aizyWoman
23 weeks ago

west midlands

"Using sex toys with men, what’s a good shower gel to use?

Just get him to drop the soap."

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By *nnCeeWoman
23 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"What are you wearing when you take your favourite biscuit to the women’s bukkake?"

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
23 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Essential luxury holiday items for the 50s and over and those who appreciate them

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

What’s for tea/dinner? Sperm Donor.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

Best Thing about sex? Using sex toys with men. Hawk tuah.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
23 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Couples fuck the above essential luxury holiday items

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

You have 2 minutes to fuck all available cougars before taking a shower otherwise you’re going to hell

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
23 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"You have 2 minutes to fuck all available cougars before taking a shower otherwise you’re going to hell "

Yes ma’am! Who’s first?

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By *ansoffateMan
23 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

You match - short version, you have about 2 minutes using toys with men.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"You have 2 minutes to fuck all available cougars before taking a shower otherwise you’re going to hell

Yes ma’am! Who’s first?"

Ooh you’ll have all of them darling

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
23 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Hob Knob - king of biscuits after you cum.

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By *electableicecreamMan
23 weeks ago

The West

Rate the over 50's Ottoman and the people who love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

Ham and cheese tributes once you understand the power of sub misdemeanours.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
23 weeks ago

St Leonards

Ooooh...what a great thread everyone

Top work OP

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
23 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

School mums discovering new kinks.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
23 weeks ago

St Leonards

Fab's Favourite Bareback Cunt Religion.

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By *till gameMan
23 weeks ago

two doors down

Are you to near , watching women bath , cunt

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By *ensuallover1000Man
23 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wasting two hours of your life getting your keks off…

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Over 50s you are listening to #247

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Grab - boobs or ass

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
23 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Once you understand the power of calorie counting fuck the wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

England - yay or nay?

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

How do you say - Hawk Tuaw?

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

My girlfriends hot husbands school mums wanking!

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By *idlandiaMan
23 weeks ago

Birmingham

Foo fighters Cardiff watching women bath

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By *ensualplay69Man
23 weeks ago

slough

I'm going to get you anything you want from Greggs, women who are wet and horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

Shake your breast milk ballbags from greggs

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By *till gameMan
23 weeks ago

two doors down

Question, do you need, ballbags

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
23 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Gentlemen and people with a prostate shake your ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

A years worth of human breast milk for sale, B&Q aisle 22 or Greggs

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By *appy HoHolly DeeWoman
23 weeks ago

Wherever

Blocking hot husbands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

I've probably got aisle 22 oooooofters re-educated to uglies and bullshitters

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
23 weeks ago

Leeds

Your 1st gangbang at cervical smear testing

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
23 weeks ago

St Leonards

Gentlemen going for hot husbands with a cunt cunt or uncunt prostate.

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Round the Corner

Dogging in Wiltshire B&Q, Aisle 22

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Do good looking people have a better life than Old fab members?

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
23 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Biggest tits on Fab out without a bra.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
23 weeks ago

St Leonards

What male persecution complex are you listening to....part 131.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton

My penis is not possible

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By *ansoffateMan
23 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Is there anything worse, the male persecution complex women with hairy armpits.

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By *ndtheswingersMan
23 weeks ago

colchester

"Is there anything worse, the male persecution complex women with hairy armpits."

What's the worst thing your cunt has listened to

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
23 weeks ago

St Leonards

"What's the worst thing your cunt has listened to "

"Stroke The Donkey Crumpets"

Terrible song for any vag to have to endure....

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Glastonbury children walking Monkey fartbox.

(I'd pay money...)

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
23 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Glastonbury children walking Monkey fartbox.

(I'd pay money...)"

Genius

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Worshipping her persecution complex and those who appreciate TEACHING something wrong.

(Sounds like a psych major's final year dissertation)

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
23 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Couple masturbating, is there anything worse.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

MB's friendly thread parties

(I'd go)

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
23 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

My Penis is the one that got away.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
23 weeks ago

St Leonards

Mash up her fartbox?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
23 weeks ago

St Leonards

Missing at Glastonbury - the armed forces fartbox that got away.

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
23 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Did you know my penis is Neil Diamond cake??

(Proud of that one

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Desert Island Dick: The One That Got Away.

Out now in hardback!

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By *aizyWoman
23 weeks ago

west midlands

Neil Diamond punched her fartbox in, porn that currently rocks your/yer boat.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
23 weeks ago

St Neots

Worshiping waitrose new sperm bleach

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
23 weeks ago

St Leonards

Did you know my penis is worshipping her donkey face?

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By *allandathleticMan
23 weeks ago

Asgard

My Penis is...cake

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Pussy Eating Teaching - Lesson 1: Taste and Smell

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Pussy Eating Teaching - Lesson 1: Taste and Smell"

Where do I sign up? I promise I'm a top student

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

"My Penis is...cake"

If it’s lemon drizzle I’m in

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
22 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

DM the dirtiest accidentall anal

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Pussy Eating Teaching - Lesson 1: Taste and Smell"

Are you still looking for students?

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By *appy HoHolly DeeWoman
22 weeks ago

Wherever

What makes a life less ordinary? Vegan octopus, wanking, beards and hay fever.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"What makes a life less ordinary? Vegan octopus, wanking, beards and hay fever."

Vegan octopus? X

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By *appy HoHolly DeeWoman
22 weeks ago

Wherever

"What makes a life less ordinary? Vegan octopus, wanking, beards and hay fever.

Vegan octopus? X"

Yep. Apparently it’s a thing.

The Lounge, page 1 currently.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"What makes a life less ordinary? Vegan octopus, wanking, beards and hay fever.

Vegan octopus? X

Yep. Apparently it’s a thing.

The Lounge, page 1 currently."

You learn something new. How are you?

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By *oodmessMan
22 weeks ago

yumsville

England vs Slovenia Pro Dom/Domme punishments for sub misdemeanours

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By *oodmessMan
22 weeks ago

yumsville

ffs Slovakia

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
22 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Waitrose new bag for life wanking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

Communicate 7in naughty book pet peeves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

Dressing for canal action assuming that currently rocks yer boat

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
22 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Glastonbury pile of crap wanking.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
22 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Who found knickers, and where?

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By *ndtheswingersMan
22 weeks ago

colchester

Showering at Glastonbury or the euros2024, why oh why

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
22 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

When you look in the mirror what is the fastest you hot wife chat and wank?

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By *aizyWoman
22 weeks ago

west midlands

Deadpool & Wolverine, to fuck or not to fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Movies you enjoy; Deadpool and Wolverine - showering, hot wife chat and wanking.

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
22 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Looking for someone to fuck or not to fuck

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By *he KakapoMan
22 weeks ago

A nice rock

Are your parents dying? Panties for sale

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
22 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Does chiseled abs put women off the housework?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards

Why dick-men?

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
22 weeks ago

Ayrshire

"Are your parents dying? Panties for sale"

Where are these panties for sale?

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