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By *alcon77 OP   Man
19 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

To eat blueberries after you've bought them before they go off..

What other things are there that have a very short time frame ?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
19 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Bananas!

One minute green - next min brown and mushy

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By *oeBeansMan
19 weeks ago

Derby

Raspberries and Strawberries. One day fine, the next, growing grey fluff

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Herts

Liz Truss

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
19 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Milk, recently. Dunno what's going on but we can't get through milk before it goes lumpy

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Herts


"Liz Truss "

Damn autocorrect I meant lettuce

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By *alcon77 OP   Man
19 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon


"Liz Truss

Damn autocorrect I meant lettuce "

Liz truss was practically around for less than 2 minutes

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
19 weeks ago

Midlands

Avocados

Mrs

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By *ools and the brainCouple
19 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

A happy marriage

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By *r Black 85Man
19 weeks ago

nottingham

Alcohol near me

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By *a LunaWoman
19 weeks ago

South Wales

Any Supermarket fruit.

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By *odgers and PartingCouple
19 weeks ago

edinburgh

Celery. After a day it’s like it’s been on the piss it’s that limp. I can but celery in EU and it’s firm for 7 days easy. K

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
19 weeks ago

Southampton

Kiwi fruit or plums.... hard as fuck for weeks then boom... rotten !

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By *unchalMan
19 weeks ago

Dartford


"To eat blueberries after you've bought them before they go off..

What other things are there that have a very short time frame ?"

Blueberries last for ages.

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By *oewes69Man
19 weeks ago

wakefield


"Milk, recently. Dunno what's going on but we can't get through milk before it goes lumpy "

I agree. Cannot even make it to the date thats on it without it turning. Dont know whats happened.

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By *unchalMan
19 weeks ago

Dartford


"Milk, recently. Dunno what's going on but we can't get through milk before it goes lumpy "

Weird. Milk last for weeks past the use by date. Lumpy is seriously old stuff. Where do you keep it?

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By *ansoffateMan
19 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Avocados

Well they have a short window of opportunity.

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By *anceAloneWoman
19 weeks ago

Adjacent to him


"Liz Truss

Damn autocorrect I meant lettuce "

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By *unchalMan
19 weeks ago

Dartford


"Liz Truss

Damn autocorrect I meant lettuce "

Excellent!??

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By *unchalMan
19 weeks ago

Dartford


"Alcohol near me "

I only buy what I’m going to drink these days. Gave away my vast collection of booze when I gave up alcohol! I felt very virtuous for about two weeks. And since then I still can’t stop drinking red wine.

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By *unchalMan
19 weeks ago

Dartford


"Milk, recently. Dunno what's going on but we can't get through milk before it goes lumpy

Weird. Milk last for weeks past the use by date. Lumpy is seriously old stuff. Where do you keep it? "

Or perhaps I should say, the kids never complain and I don’t drink it!

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By *oo..Woman
19 weeks ago

Boo's World

Strawberries lately too

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By *r Black 85Man
19 weeks ago

nottingham


"Alcohol near me

I only buy what I’m going to drink these days. Gave away my vast collection of booze when I gave up alcohol! I felt very virtuous for about two weeks. And since then I still can’t stop drinking red wine. "

I never run out

I'm always getting gifted it

Plus, every time I go to the Carribbean, I bring back lots of rum

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By *utdoorfun7474Couple
19 weeks ago

armagh

Can boo cum in two minutes?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
19 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Milk, recently. Dunno what's going on but we can't get through milk before it goes lumpy

Weird. Milk last for weeks past the use by date. Lumpy is seriously old stuff. Where do you keep it? "

In the fridge. It's lumpy 2 days before the sell by date

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By *oo..Woman
19 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Can boo cum in two minutes?"

No, I'm far too stubborn

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By *ariposa-EvaWoman
19 weeks ago

Essex


"Celery. After a day it’s like it’s been on the piss it’s that limp. I can but celery in EU and it’s firm for 7 days easy. K"

Cut the end off and cut stem in two / three pieces and place in a tuberware in the fridge.

Works for me ??

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By *layfullsamMan
19 weeks ago

Solihull

Sex

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By *till gameMan
19 weeks ago

two doors down


"Alcohol near me

I only buy what I’m going to drink these days. Gave away my vast collection of booze when I gave up alcohol! I felt very virtuous for about two weeks. And since then I still can’t stop drinking red wine.

I never run out

I'm always getting gifted it

Plus, every time I go to the Carribbean, I bring back lots of rum "

I thought your only allowed 1 litre of spirits?

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Liz Truss "

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By *eyond PurityCouple
19 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Milk soaked into a car seat and left on the drive in the heat.

That doesn't take long to turn

C

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By *rafter69Man
19 weeks ago

upminster

Anything from Aldi

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By *ischaTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Kiwi fruit or plums.... hard as fuck for weeks then boom... rotten !"

Oh dear…soft plums, much better when they are nice and firm

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By *r Black 85Man
19 weeks ago

nottingham


"Alcohol near me

I only buy what I’m going to drink these days. Gave away my vast collection of booze when I gave up alcohol! I felt very virtuous for about two weeks. And since then I still can’t stop drinking red wine.

I never run out

I'm always getting gifted it

Plus, every time I go to the Carribbean, I bring back lots of rum

I thought your only allowed 1 litre of spirits?"

I sneak it in

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
19 weeks ago

St Neots

I used to work in a fruit and veg cold store and we would wipe off any fuzz or told to pick out any mouldy ones from packets.

Also reinforced the need to always wash fruit and veg some grubby hands/dirty gloves more often than not definitely touched them.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
19 weeks ago

North West


"Raspberries and Strawberries. One day fine, the next, growing grey fluff "

This. It makes me sad because they're my favourite things in the world but I can't eat a whole box at once. I tried once, when I was about 7. It didn't end well ()

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
19 weeks ago

Southampton


"Kiwi fruit or plums.... hard as fuck for weeks then boom... rotten !

Oh dear…soft plums, much better when they are nice and firm"

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By *londebiguyMan
19 weeks ago

Southport


"Raspberries and Strawberries. One day fine, the next, growing grey fluff "

Wash them and pat dry.

Put in a jar with bit of kitchen paper on the bottom and another on top.

Put lid on.

Last upto a week then.

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By *eavilMan
19 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Any fruit or veg from Tesco. Its mouldy or diseased before you get it home.

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By *agatoXXXMan
19 weeks ago

Mordor


"To eat blueberries after you've bought them before they go off..

What other things are there that have a very short time frame ?"

This reminds me of the Eddie Izzard (as they were at the time) routine about pears!

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By *agatoXXXMan
19 weeks ago

Mordor

Wrong emojis

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By *ohnny DeeeepMan
19 weeks ago

durham

I can’t work out an avocado to save my fucking life.

One day I’ll pull one out and it’s the nicest thing I’ve put on my mouth.

Then the next day I’ll get he’s mate out and it’s like trying to chew through a snooker ball.

And then you have about 2 minutes until it’s brown bread.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
19 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Running to the toilet after the morning coffee

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
19 weeks ago

ashford

Bean sprouts x

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Bananas!

One minute green - next min brown and mushy "

Great to freeze and use in shakes.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
19 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oh you mean just fruit?

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By *TinRedCouple
19 weeks ago

Reading

Short time frames? Scotland in the Euros

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By *midnight-Woman
19 weeks ago

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Buy them from Aldi, they last for weeks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Cherries from my tree, if the birds and squirrels don't take chunks out of them, I find they go off once picked within a day.

I love cherries

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By *olgateMan
19 weeks ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Strawberries are definitely the worst, the fluff up if you eat them too slowly

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Pears can be a fucker...

Blueberries last for ages if stored correctly...

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By *ellhungvweMan
19 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Milk, recently. Dunno what's going on but we can't get through milk before it goes lumpy "

As this is fab - are you sure you are not mistaking it for the bottle of jizz you keep in the fridge?

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By *ensible lady 1960Woman
19 weeks ago

Near Bishop Auckland.

sausages go off very quick.

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By *eronikapaulCouple
19 weeks ago

Reading

Peaches. Lovely and soft when you press them to test but strangely have a bruise the moment they make the bag

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