FabSwingers.com forum: flies

By *4bim OP Man
13 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

now.

its warm we are in summer and i bring up the topic of flies.

i have this common household fly. not my pet you understand but a menace.

its like its been here for months.

days of nothing then vroom it shoots past and always while im naked trying to relax.

i have chased it, swung rolled up papers at it. smashed a cup that i knocked over as i went for it.

i have even used a spray to kill it. but it seems impossible to defeat.

so fellow forumites how do i finally get rid of the fly.

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By *aM 689Man
13 weeks ago

Mordor

Open a window.

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By *agatoXXXMan
13 weeks ago

North Haverbrook

Buy a Chameleon.

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By *layfullsamMan
13 weeks ago

Solihull

Buy a trained fly killing polar bear off the dark web

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Fly paper or get a spray.

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By *aM 689Man
13 weeks ago

Mordor

"Buy a trained fly killing polar bear off the dark web"

Thats not a real thing

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By *layfullsamMan
13 weeks ago

Solihull

"Buy a trained fly killing polar bear off the dark web

Thats not a real thing

Have you visited the proper dark web, it’s all available for a price.

What about a fly killing killer clown if the polar bear is to much

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
13 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Pick up a Spider from the garden and place it in a corner of the room..

Job done

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
13 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Get rid of the bodies, they’re a breeding ground for flies in the summer heat.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
13 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Flame thrower, go old skool can of hair spray and lighter, failing that napalm the fucker

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By *lue RascalMan
13 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

I read a post earlier from a fly on the Fly Forum asking for similar advice on how to get rid of the naked man that’s constantly relaxing in his house.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
13 weeks ago

East Sussex

Fly paper.

It's not the same fly, it's the original fly and all it's brothers

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By *ripfillMan
13 weeks ago

havant

I have seen a rock salt gun for shooting flies - sounds great till you have to clean up the debris!

If you have small children. ( Mine grown up ) Give them a fly swat it’s great to see them in action v amusing to see but…. hide all value stuff below 1.4 meters off the floor !

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By *4bim OP Man
13 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

the cat is bored of it now and just laying there having a swipe when the thing buzzes past.

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By *olgateMan
13 weeks ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I’m always worried about my flies coming undone

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By *ab Explorer71Woman
12 weeks ago

Dublin South

Wipe your bum bum

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
12 weeks ago

District 13

Use white kitchen roll, or bog roll, and squish it when it’s resting

flys can’t see white apparently

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

They have an extremely short lifespan at the most 30 days,so chances are it's a different fly.

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By *uperted39Man
12 weeks ago

bushey

"Fly paper.

It's not the same fly, it's the original fly and all it's brothers "
+1 works wonders, stuck it in the plant pots and the results were very good

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By *orthernJayMan
12 weeks ago

Canary Wharf

…..man who catch fly with chopstick can accomplish anything……

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By *ripfillMan
12 weeks ago

havant

"…..man who catch fly with chopstick can accomplish anything…… "

With that dexterity… bring on the open heart surgery I say

No flies on me. !

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Cover urself in superglue like a human fly tape

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By *eyond PurityCouple
12 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Our dog is the best fly catcher ever. She even eats them, so no mess ...well, unless she knocks things off the table or window sill in 'catch' mode

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By *avexxMan
12 weeks ago

cheshire

this could make a good movie,, the fly returns

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By *airyemWoman
12 weeks ago

rayleigh

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
12 weeks ago

in Lancashire

One of the quite fascinating plants that catch such insects..

Watching them will take your mind off the fly..

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By *l1 guyMan
12 weeks ago

Slough

"Our dog is the best fly catcher ever. She even eats them, so no mess ...well, unless she knocks things off the table or window sill in 'catch' mode

Exactly the same as my daft dog !!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
12 weeks ago

in Lancashire

"One of the quite fascinating plants that catch such insects..

Watching them will take your mind off the fly.."

And cheaper to feed than a polar bear..

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By *lue RascalMan
12 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Reminds me of that awful episode of Breaking Bad

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By *orthernJayMan
12 weeks ago

Canary Wharf

"Reminds me of that awful episode of Breaking Bad"

That was a random episode, made no sense, even on a recent re-watch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Have a shower.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
12 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Look for an old lady. I knew one once. She swallowed a fly. I don't know why...perhaps she'll die.

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By *ea_toastkinkyWoman
12 weeks ago

Hinckley

It's not the original fly.

Keep spiders as pets or in your home. I have spiders all over my house. Didn't even suffer houseplant gnat season this year whoop.

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By *8on33Man
12 weeks ago

winfrith

"now.

its warm we are in summer and i bring up the topic of flies.

i have this common household fly. not my pet you understand but a menace.

its like its been here for months.

days of nothing then vroom it shoots past and always while im naked trying to relax.

i have chased it, swung rolled up papers at it. smashed a cup that i knocked over as i went for it.

i have even used a spray to kill it. but it seems impossible to defeat.

so fellow forumites how do i finally get rid of the fly."
get a common all garden fly /insect terminator .....lidl sell them .

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By *mma29Couple
12 weeks ago

wirral

Maybe the fly fancies you as it comes out when you're naked

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By *itygamesMan
12 weeks ago

i use my hairdryer to blow them out of the window

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