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By *ixon Cider OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'm 39 next month and have never measured my dick, I have zero interest in measuring it as it doesnt interest me. Who else has never measured?

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By *oo..Woman
13 weeks ago

Boo's World

I've never measured my dick either

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By *dam_TinaCouple
13 weeks ago

Hampshire

We've never even met.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
13 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

The packet said 7”, but I think it’s 7 1/2”…

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By *umnowMan
13 weeks ago

Somerset


"I'm 39 next month and have never measured my dick, I have zero interest in measuring it as it doesnt interest me. Who else has never measured?"
I've never measured mine always ask how big am I. Been Told I'm not small tho lol

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By *irwanksalot69Man
13 weeks ago

Birmingham

Mhm I'm sure plenty of guys never measure their cocks...

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By *allandathleticMan
13 weeks ago

Asgard

I measured mine but only out of curiosity to see if something I saw online was true or false.

About the measurement from the back of the thumb to the tip of the index finger being the same...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
13 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I measured mine but only out of curiosity to see if something I saw online was true or false.

About the measurement from the back of the thumb to the tip of the index finger being the same..."

Is it the same?

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By *irBobbMan
13 weeks ago

London / Birmingham

Are we using metric or imperial?

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By *allandathleticMan
13 weeks ago

Asgard


"I measured mine but only out of curiosity to see if something I saw online was true or false.

About the measurement from the back of the thumb to the tip of the index finger being the same...

Is it the same? "

Well mine is.. don't know about his

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By *mmaleiaWoman
13 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire


"I measured mine but only out of curiosity to see if something I saw online was true or false.

About the measurement from the back of the thumb to the tip of the index finger being the same...

Is it the same? "

And can you send pics out showing the comparison?

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By *allandathleticMan
13 weeks ago

Asgard

And don't be asking for my hand size LB. I know your game

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By *ittlebirdWoman
13 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I measured mine but only out of curiosity to see if something I saw online was true or false.

About the measurement from the back of the thumb to the tip of the index finger being the same...

Is it the same?

Well mine is.. don't know about his "

So how big is your hand? Asking entirely for me

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By *allandathleticMan
13 weeks ago

Asgard


"I measured mine but only out of curiosity to see if something I saw online was true or false.

About the measurement from the back of the thumb to the tip of the index finger being the same...

Is it the same?

And can you send pics out showing the comparison? "

Is this a dick pic request

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By *ittlebirdWoman
13 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"And don't be asking for my hand size LB. I know your game "

Shit

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By *ixon Cider OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Birmingham

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By *ittlebirdWoman
13 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Are we using metric or imperial? "

Doesn’t matter. Either or. I can do the conversion

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By *r TriomanMan
13 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I've never measured mine either OP. When I was in Paris though, I did try to do a size comparison with the Eiffel Tower but I got arrested and charged on two accounts, one for exposing myself in public and two, for obscuring a national landmark.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I don’t mean to brag but I impressed the waitress from the restaurant with just the tip

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By *irBobbMan
13 weeks ago

London / Birmingham


"Are we using metric or imperial?

Doesn’t matter. Either or. I can do the conversion "

Oh this I know LB

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By *ittlebirdWoman
13 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Are we using metric or imperial?

Doesn’t matter. Either or. I can do the conversion

Oh this I know LB "

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By *hunky GentMan
13 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Mine is bigger than a rasher of bacon.

Don't ask me how I know.

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By *ixon Cider OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Are we using metric or imperial? "

Sky remotes and Monster cans

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By *irBobbMan
13 weeks ago

London / Birmingham


"Are we using metric or imperial?

Doesn’t matter. Either or. I can do the conversion

Oh this I know LB

"

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By *mmaleiaWoman
13 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire


"Mine is bigger than a rasher of bacon.

Don't ask me how I know. "

Before or after frying?

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By *hunky GentMan
13 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Mine is bigger than a rasher of bacon.

Don't ask me how I know.

Before or after frying?"

After, I'm not a neanderthal.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

10mm

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

There’s a man on another post seeking a 3” diameter pussy. Ask if you can do the measuring for him. You may not know the length but you could estimate the width.

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By *hunky GentMan
13 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"There’s a man on another post seeking a 3” diameter pussy. Ask if you can do the measuring for him. You may not know the length but you could estimate the width. "

Off topic - I luv the undies.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"There’s a man on another post seeking a 3” diameter pussy. Ask if you can do the measuring for him. You may not know the length but you could estimate the width.

Off topic - I luv the undies. "

shocked as it’s green and not blue

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands


"Mine is bigger than a rasher of bacon.

Don't ask me how I know. "

Back or streaky bacon?

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By *ilverfox for youMan
13 weeks ago

Hull

Same here .never measured my 6inch …. Ooops

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By *hunky GentMan
13 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"There’s a man on another post seeking a 3” diameter pussy. Ask if you can do the measuring for him. You may not know the length but you could estimate the width.

Off topic - I luv the undies.

shocked as it’s green and not blue"

Still lovely.

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By *electableicecreamMan
13 weeks ago

The West

I usually measure mine by the look on her face

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By *hunky GentMan
13 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *irwanksalot69Man
13 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I usually measure mine by the look on her face"

The best way to measure cock is via pussy

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By *hunky GentMan
13 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Mine is bigger than a rasher of bacon.

Don't ask me how I know.

Back or streaky bacon? "

I'll let you choose

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By *orbidden eastMan
13 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

I never have, but it works though

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By *he KakapoMan
13 weeks ago

A nice rock

I'm willing to bet my mortgage that anyone who starts a thread about dick size has in fact measured their dick size

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By *irwanksalot69Man
13 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I'm willing to bet my mortgage that anyone who starts a thread about dick size has in fact measured their dick size"

yup lol

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By *ixon Cider OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I'm willing to bet my mortgage that anyone who starts a thread about dick size has in fact measured their dick size"

Enjoy being homeless

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands


"I'm willing to bet my mortgage that anyone who starts a thread about dick size has in fact measured their dick size

Enjoy being homeless"

Yeah! That'll teach ya, birdie man!

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By *he KakapoMan
13 weeks ago

A nice rock


"I'm willing to bet my mortgage that anyone who starts a thread about dick size has in fact measured their dick size

Enjoy being homeless

Yeah! That'll teach ya, birdie man! "

Can I move in with you till I get back on my feet?

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands


"I'm willing to bet my mortgage that anyone who starts a thread about dick size has in fact measured their dick size

Enjoy being homeless

Yeah! That'll teach ya, birdie man!

Can I move in with you till I get back on my feet?"

I'm sure I could find you a perch somewhere!

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By *he KakapoMan
13 weeks ago

A nice rock


"I'm willing to bet my mortgage that anyone who starts a thread about dick size has in fact measured their dick size

Enjoy being homeless

Yeah! That'll teach ya, birdie man!

Can I move in with you till I get back on my feet?

I'm sure I could find you a perch somewhere!"

Just a dark corner I bring my own rock

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By *ez669Man
13 weeks ago

Glasgow

Same ive never messered mine

It works , causes woman to make noises and gives them orgasms so that will do for me

I also dont have a tape messure in the house lol

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By *elfastpantyguyMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast


"I'm 39 next month and have never measured my dick, I have zero interest in measuring it as it doesnt interest me. Who else has never measured?"

When you have a big duck like that you don't need to measure it. Just know it's fucking huge

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands


"I'm willing to bet my mortgage that anyone who starts a thread about dick size has in fact measured their dick size

Enjoy being homeless

Yeah! That'll teach ya, birdie man!

Can I move in with you till I get back on my feet?

I'm sure I could find you a perch somewhere!

Just a dark corner I bring my own rock "

Your rock as well? How big is your rock? Wait, don't tell me, you've never measured it?!

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By *ixon Cider OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I'm 39 next month and have never measured my dick, I have zero interest in measuring it as it doesnt interest me. Who else has never measured?

When you have a big duck like that you don't need to measure it. Just know it's fucking huge "

Quack

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By *elfastpantyguyMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

Your quackers;)

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By *ez669Man
13 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I'm 39 next month and have never measured my dick, I have zero interest in measuring it as it doesnt interest me. Who else has never measured?"

Ahh i never seen you was packing OP lol you deffo have messured that at somepoint

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By *ornucopiaMan
13 weeks ago

Bexley


"Are we using metric or imperial? "

Majestic.

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By *he KakapoMan
13 weeks ago

A nice rock


"I'm willing to bet my mortgage that anyone who starts a thread about dick size has in fact measured their dick size

Enjoy being homeless

Yeah! That'll teach ya, birdie man!

Can I move in with you till I get back on my feet?

I'm sure I could find you a perch somewhere!

Just a dark corner I bring my own rock

Your rock as well? How big is your rock? Wait, don't tell me, you've never measured it?!"

Should I start a rock thread?

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By *riel13Woman
13 weeks ago

Northampton

Mine all came pre measured

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I've never measured mine, don't see the point. You have what you were given, no tape measure is going to change that. We all come in different sizes and packages, I'm grateful that it works and does what I need it to do, when required.

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