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By *allandathletic OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Asgard

The beer garden is open. The bar is well stocked. The bbq is red hot (like all of you )

Come say hello. Grab a chair, make new friends.

*cracks open an ice cold can of Guinness*

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By *r John WickMan
23 weeks ago

The Continental

Do you serve minted pussy?

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
23 weeks ago

St Neots

You best have minted pussy on the menu

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
23 weeks ago

St Neots


"Do you serve minted pussy? "

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By *avexxMan
23 weeks ago

cheshire

pint of san miguel for me please

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By *dam1971Man
23 weeks ago

Bedford


"Do you serve minted pussy? "

Is the pub down the road open?

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By *r John WickMan
23 weeks ago

The Continental


"You best have minted pussy on the menu "

Great minds dude…..

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Asgard


"Do you serve minted pussy? "

for once. I have no idea how to answer this.

Ermmmmmm bring your own!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’ll have a Guinness too please OP.

Cheers

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Asgard


"I’ll have a Guinness too please OP.

Cheers "

Coming right up LB.

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By *r John WickMan
23 weeks ago

The Continental

An ice cold pint of Magners would go down an absolute treat right now.

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Asgard


"pint of san miguel for me please "

San Miguel for the gent.

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Asgard


"An ice cold pint of Magners would go down an absolute treat right now. "

Glass and ice?

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By *r John WickMan
23 weeks ago

The Continental


"An ice cold pint of Magners would go down an absolute treat right now.

Glass and ice?"

Perfick! Thank you.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
23 weeks ago

somewhere

Rose wine and some scampi fries please x

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A nice Sauvignon Blanc please

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By *he love catsCouple
23 weeks ago

South Wales

A platter of minted pussy and two pints of leffe please guvnor.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'll have an ice cold Erdinger weißbier in the appropriate glass, please. And seat me in the shade under your biggest parasol, so that I can watch the world from under my big hat and dark glasses.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

I’ll have a beavertown please

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By *ansoffateMan
23 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Canned Guinness... My gran would turn in her grave.

It's summer it's gotta be Jerk Chicken and rum punch time.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

*rubs toothpaste on muff and saunters in*

Oh heyyyyyyyy

Mrs TMN x

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Asgard


"*rubs toothpaste on muff and saunters in*

Oh heyyyyyyyy

Mrs TMN x"

Heres the minted pussy you all requested!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral.

Er, can I have an elderflower spritz?

And slap a large sausage in between these baps, please?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

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By *olgateMan
23 weeks ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Do you serve minted pussy? "

It’s in the cat house at the end of the garden

Pussy is mint anyway

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral.


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on "

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Asgard


"Do you serve minted pussy?

It’s in the cat house at the end of the garden

Pussy is mint anyway "

Have you met Mrs TMN? I think she may of rubbed you on her...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self "

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral.


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur "

Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Asgard


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur

Thanks gorgeous Squirt away! "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur

Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!

"

You invited us

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on "

Bring it over under the big parasol.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

Bring it over under the big parasol. "

For you darling… anything

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur

Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!

"

Does that mean you’re using Piss Buin f50?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur

Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!

Does that mean you’re using Piss Buin f50?"

#obvs

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral.


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

Bring it over under the big parasol. "

Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral.


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur

Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!

Does that mean you’re using Piss Buin f50?"

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Asgard


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur

Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!

You invited us "

*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin*

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral.


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur

Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!

You invited us

*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin*"

Get thee to the bbq & feed me a sausage, man!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur

Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!

You invited us

*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin*"

Do you want a squirt OP? Of Factor 50 obviously

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

Bring it over under the big parasol.

Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party "

... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...yet.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

Bring it over under the big parasol.

Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party

... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear. "

(Passes the absinthe to Davina)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

Bring it over under the big parasol.

Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party

... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.

(Passes the absinthe to Davina)"

Oooffttt. Shots. In

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Asgard


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur

Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!

You invited us

*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin*

Get thee to the bbq & feed me a sausage, man! "

Demanding, much! All in good time RV. Need to let the skin harden slightly first.

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Asgard


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur

Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!

You invited us

*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin*

Do you want a squirt OP? Of Factor 50 obviously "

make sure you get all of my back please.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral.


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

Bring it over under the big parasol.

Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party

... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.

(Passes the absinthe to Davina)"

Oh Jesus! Remember what happened last time she was on the absinthe? Never did get rid of the stains on my carpet.....

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

Bring it over under the big parasol.

Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party

... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.

(Passes the absinthe to Davina)"

Uh-oh

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By *olgateMan
23 weeks ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Do you serve minted pussy?

It’s in the cat house at the end of the garden

Pussy is mint anyway

Have you met Mrs TMN? I think she may of rubbed you on her... "

No but it’s all part of my cunning plan

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral.


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur

Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!

You invited us

*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin*

Do you want a squirt OP? Of Factor 50 obviously

make sure you get all of my back please."

LB can do your back, but can I do your front?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

I'll play LB. But I'll need help covering myself in F50 - I like my meat grilled, but not my delicate self

No problem darling. I’m a skilled masseur

Thanks gorgeous Squirt away!

You invited us

*stands behind the bar waiting for the squirting to begin*

Do you want a squirt OP? Of Factor 50 obviously

make sure you get all of my back please."

No problem. I will make sure I squirt a lot

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

Bring it over under the big parasol.

Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party

... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.

(Passes the absinthe to Davina)

Oooffttt. Shots. In "

That's an option. I was going to ask for a tall glass, a jug of cold water, and sugar cubes and a slotted spoon...

But shot glasses will do

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

Bring it over under the big parasol.

Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party

... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.

(Passes the absinthe to Davina)

Oh Jesus! Remember what happened last time she was on the absinthe? Never did get rid of the stains on my carpet....."

*hic* sorry. I usually put plastic down before the bloodletting...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

Bring it over under the big parasol.

Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party

... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.

(Passes the absinthe to Davina)

Oh Jesus! Remember what happened last time she was on the absinthe? Never did get rid of the stains on my carpet.....*hic* sorry. I usually put plastic down before the bloodletting... "

You’re going to get naked now then? I’ll bring the sunscream over for a squirt

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

Bring it over under the big parasol.

Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party

... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.

(Passes the absinthe to Davina)

Oh Jesus! Remember what happened last time she was on the absinthe? Never did get rid of the stains on my carpet....."

...or was that the time I gave that guy a blowjob so good he shat himself? I can't remember...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral.


"I’ve brought Cards against humanity. Anyone up for a game? The loser had to keep their clothes on

Bring it over under the big parasol.

Yay! Davina!! Now it's a party

... and I haven't even got d*unk and started dancing on the table in my underwear.

(Passes the absinthe to Davina)

Oh Jesus! Remember what happened last time she was on the absinthe? Never did get rid of the stains on my carpet.....

...or was that the time I gave that guy a blowjob so good he shat himself? I can't remember... "

I'm not sure, I didn't sniff it But I had to buy an occasional table to hide it

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh dear, the rowdy table has cleared the beer garden.

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