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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Les has just told me Santas NOT real ffs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you consider that 'santa' is an anagram of 'fat lying bastard who forgot my bike in 1974' then it's no big surprise to discover he don't fookin exist is it! hehehe

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Les has just told me Santas NOT real ffs xx "

He is but he dosn't always wear red and white! Bit of subterfuges these days as the tooth fary is stalking him by all accounts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course he's real ..... I mean last year there was someone in red peering thro' our window as we were getting jiggy in front of the fire, who else could it have been on christmas eve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course he's real ..... I mean last year there was someone in red peering thro' our window as we were getting jiggy in front of the fire, who else could it have been on christmas eve? "

Fireman Sam?

Chris De Burgh's ex bird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course he's real ..... I mean last year there was someone in red peering thro' our window as we were getting jiggy in front of the fire, who else could it have been on christmas eve?

Fireman Sam?

Chris De Burgh's ex bird?

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Crikey! hadn't thought of that ... someone waving his hose around or a lady in red .... now there's a thought

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Les has just told me Santas NOT real ffs xx "
i heard he got gored to death by reindeer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thats you out of a job then Craig. If there's no Santa, we don't need any elves

Arc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah craigster would make a good santa. he looked good in my boots the other day so i think raz should lend him her red ones

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Les has just told me Santas NOT real ffs xx "

She's messing with your head mate....he does exist.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he always replies to my letters each year

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Of course Santa exists, didn't she watch 'Miracle on 34th Street' last night

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Of course Santa exists, didn't she watch 'Miracle on 34th Street' last night"
and you belive in miracles as well ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Of course Santa exists, didn't she watch 'Miracle on 34th Street' last night and you belive in miracles as well ? "

Of course, I met my own miracle this year

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Of course Santa exists, didn't she watch 'Miracle on 34th Street' last night and you belive in miracles as well ?

Of course, I met my own miracle this year"

im looking for one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heres logic from an 8 yr old.....

mam is santa real? aye of course why?? well how can he get round the world in 2 days but you curse the postman cause it takes a wk for a parcel to come from england.... em because the postmans no magic?? aye but how does he get in the house?? magic key! did x's dad have one o them cause he went into houses and they put him in the jail?? go and play in the snow darling child!!!!

kids eh lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well thats you out of a job then Craig. If there's no Santa, we don't need any elves

Arc "

xx

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