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I just read the small print on my house insurance

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By *lint-Everhard OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

If I'm burgled in the middle of the night I won't be covered.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

What if it's 6am?

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By *rRiosMan
22 weeks ago

dublin


"If I'm burgled in the middle of the night I won't be covered. "

What constitutes “the middle of the night”?

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By *ou only live onceMan
22 weeks ago

London

Why not?

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By *lint-Everhard OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

Oh shit, I fucked that up. Hold on I'll edit.

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By *8on33Man
22 weeks ago

winfrith

3 to 4 am the optimum time for thieves .

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By *lint-Everhard OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap


"If I'm burgled in the middle of the night, and they steal my duvet, I won't be covered. "

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By *aramel.desiresMan
22 weeks ago

Holborn

You misread that.

If you are burgled you are not covered at all.

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By *lint-Everhard OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

No it's a joke.....

I've fucked it up....

If I'm burgled in the middle of the night and they steal my duvet I won't be covered.

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By *ou only live onceMan
22 weeks ago

London


"No it's a joke.....

I've fucked it up....

If I'm burgled in the middle of the night and they steal my duvet I won't be covered. "

Taxi for Greenegg...

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By *aramel.desiresMan
22 weeks ago

Holborn

That wasn't too bad. Lol

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By *he KakapoMan
22 weeks ago

A nice rock

Tbh the worst part of this is considering insurance companies this is believable

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By *till gameMan
22 weeks ago

two doors down

Couple of ales been downed tonight ?

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By *lint-Everhard OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

I'm truly sorry folks, it's a funny joke and has had me chuckling for days. I just fucked up the punchline. I'll fetch my coat.

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By *lint-Everhard OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap


"Couple of ales been downed tonight ? "

No, honestly and truly sober, I was chuckling to myself and fucked up. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"No it's a joke.....

I've fucked it up....

If I'm burgled in the middle of the night and they steal my duvet I won't be covered. "

LOL

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By *limboy68Man
22 weeks ago

st albans

So when were you burgled?

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By *till gameMan
22 weeks ago

two doors down


"Couple of ales been downed tonight ?

No, honestly and truly sober, I was chuckling to myself and fucked up. Sorry. "

Funny enough that you fucking it up made it even funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"No it's a joke.....

I've fucked it up....

If I'm burgled in the middle of the night and they steal my duvet I won't be covered. "

That's actually even funnier than the shit joke would have been

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By *lint-Everhard OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap


"

That's actually even funnier than the shit joke would have been"

I quite like it when people call bad jokes shit. It shows others a little bit about themselves. Bad joke, Maybe, but shit? Come on wise guy lets hear one of yours!

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By *rRiosMan
22 weeks ago

dublin


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That's actually even funnier than the shit joke would have been

I quite like it when people call bad jokes shit. It shows others a little bit about themselves. Bad joke, Maybe, but shit? Come on wise guy lets hear one of yours! "

It was a good joke executed poorly. I enjoyed it though. I will add it

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By *injaprincessWoman
22 weeks ago

herehere

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By *onkeynutWoman
22 weeks ago

somewhere

Fucking it up made it funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


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That's actually even funnier than the shit joke would have been

I quite like it when people call bad jokes shit. It shows others a little bit about themselves. Bad joke, Maybe, but shit? Come on wise guy lets hear one of yours! "

Ah well that's why I don't tell jokes - I don't even know shit ones let alone good ones.

BTW that was banter - profuse apologies if you were offended

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By *he KakapoMan
22 weeks ago

A nice rock


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That's actually even funnier than the shit joke would have been

I quite like it when people call bad jokes shit. It shows others a little bit about themselves. Bad joke, Maybe, but shit? Come on wise guy lets hear one of yours!

Ah well that's why I don't tell jokes - I don't even know shit ones let alone good ones.

BTW that was banter - profuse apologies if you were offended"

Shit jokes aren't my favorite... but they are a solid #2

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By *ellhungvweMan
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham

You have made my day OP

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By *lint-Everhard OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

This isn't a fucking shit joke! Can everyone please stop calling it a shit joke! I fucked up the telling of it, granted but I'm still chuckling along to myself probably thirty hours after I first heard it. It's a fucking good joke and you're all welcome to use it in your repertoire.

You're welcome by the way and yes, I'll be here all night.

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