FabSwingers.com forum: What’s your mantra

By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

Here’s mine

There are 2 types of people

Avoid both

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By *.T.Man
22 weeks ago

Glasgow

There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary...

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By *r John WickMan
22 weeks ago

The Continental

I follow my fitness coach’s mantra.

“Don’t be shit!”

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Basic mantra "fuck it!"

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By *ah HumbugMan
22 weeks ago

here and there

Fuck it that will do

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By *ogo21Woman
22 weeks ago

Wigan

Treat life’s problems the way a dog would… If you can’t eat it or fuck it, piss on it and walk away!

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By *ealitybitesMan
22 weeks ago

Belfast

Repeat after me.....

Live your life and stop being an echo

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By *ogo21Woman
22 weeks ago

Wigan

"Repeat after me.....

Live your life and stop being an echo"

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By *till gameMan
22 weeks ago

two doors down

That wasnt me ! Honest

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I go by

"Never, ever, bloody anything, ever!"

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

It's not enough that I succeed. Others should fail

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"This too, shall pass"

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By *B69Woman
22 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Never say never

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By *ivpoolmanMan
22 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Never say never"

If you’ve not got nothing nice to say then say nothing

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
22 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Never forget to look gift horses square in the mouth and search for the cloud in every silver lining

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By *electableicecreamMan
22 weeks ago

The West

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.

Dori

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By *mf123Man
22 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

You can’t polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Do it for the plot.

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By *mf123Man
22 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

It was once il never abandon my friends no matter what then i realised something that made me adjust it to il never abandon my friends unless they need it

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By *r TriomanMan
22 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Given that I have a heart condition and have been told by those in my life to slow down and take it easy, my mantra is now: there no sense in trying to stay alive if you you aren't going live.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
22 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Everything will be OK in the end, if it's not OK then it's not the end

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By *oubleswing2019Man
22 weeks ago

Colchester

"Be strong, o man! lust, enjoy all things of sense and rapture: fear not that any God shall deny thee for this.”

--Liber AL vel Legis.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
22 weeks ago

bradford

“We don’t care about being and looking older than we once were, however, we shall continue to never behave older, and shall never attempt to fit into social norms as this may lead us towards inappropriate others”

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Glasgow

Karma is a bitch

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By *ittleMinx866Woman
22 weeks ago

Glasgow

Slow, Sloppy and very Slutty

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By *agatoXXXMan
22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Mine is "Fuck the lot of you, and not in the good way".

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Mine is to meet the woman-tra of my dreams.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
22 weeks ago

somewhere

If the gut says don't do it, don't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place.

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By *illie fitMan
22 weeks ago

Bournemouth

What’s could possibly go wrong

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
22 weeks ago

Essex

“”Ahhh fuck it, what’s the worst that can happen”?

Closely followed by “whoops”!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Mantras are for losers

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

If it’s heavy pick it up.

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By *ewSkiboo1892Man
22 weeks ago

Belfast

No matter what religion, race, colour or creed - a wanker is a wanker regardless

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By *ennylewis2016Couple
22 weeks ago

Birmingham

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By *ennylewis2016Couple
22 weeks ago

Birmingham

There are two types of people in this world.

1) Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data…

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By *ewSkiboo1892Man
22 weeks ago

Belfast

Not mine personally but a female friend's is "Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough ".

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By *ostindreamsMan
22 weeks ago

London

"Mantras are for losers"

Is that a mantra?

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By *enegadeMMan
22 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Don’t stress the things you can’t control.

Oh…and make your bed as soon as you get out of it. That way every day starts with an achievement, a small one, but an achievement all the same.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Mantras are for losers

Is that a mantra?

Matrap it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

My new mantra is to start saying YES!

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By *idlandiaMan
22 weeks ago

Birmingham

Running isn't a plan, running is what you do when a plan fails.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"My new mantra is to start saying YES! "

Fancy a shag

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By *ot to giggleWoman
22 weeks ago

Coventry

Feel the fear and do it anyway!

Along with

Good manners never killed anyone (my kid started repeating this aged 5, so must have used it a bit)

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"My new mantra is to start saying YES! "

Have you watched when harry met sally?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"My new mantra is to start saying YES Daddy "

Fify

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

"There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary..."

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By *unchalMan
22 weeks ago

Dartford

"There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary..."

Do you mean two types of people?

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By *iberius61Man
22 weeks ago

Pontefract

"I follow my fitness coach’s mantra.

“Don’t be shit!”"

I did the UK ironman at Bolton, apparently it's a common saying there.

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By *ripfillMan
22 weeks ago

havant

“Be nice to others and they will be nice to you “

Ummmm

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By *enegadeMMan
22 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"My new mantra is to start saying YES! "

Will

You drive to Oxfordshire and meet me for a coffee & bacon bap? Then wank me off in the car, before you drive all the way back home?

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By *enegadeMMan
22 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"I follow my fitness coach’s mantra.

“Don’t be shit!”

I did the UK ironman at Bolton, apparently it's a common saying there."

I’d love to complete an Ironman but I just can’t get to grips with swimming any sort of distance

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"My new mantra is to start saying YES!

Fancy a shag

Are you asking

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"My new mantra is to start saying YES!

Have you watched when harry met sally?

Haha yes, but it is not my intention to recreate that !!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"My new mantra is to start saying YES Daddy

Fify"

I already say that

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"My new mantra is to start saying YES!

Will

You drive to Oxfordshire and meet me for a coffee & bacon bap? Then wank me off in the car, before you drive all the way back home?

Ummm I'm vegan.. Well this is awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Use your ears and not your mouth.

Listening will never make things worse.

Don’t cry, no-one cares. Smile, and let them wonder what you are upto.

wisdom has is having a lot to say but choosing to stay silent around idiots who don’t care either way.

I have loads. Haha.

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By *imply DeeWoman
22 weeks ago

Wherever

Nobody cares.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Use your ears and not your mouth"

I don’t think you understand how oral works.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Use your ears and not your mouth

I don’t think you understand how oral works."

Haha. … don’t kink shame me.

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By *enegadeMMan
22 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"My new mantra is to start saying YES!

Will

You drive to Oxfordshire and meet me for a coffee & bacon bap? Then wank me off in the car, before you drive all the way back home?

Ummm I'm vegan.. Well this is awkward

Oh sorry the bacon bap is for me, you can buy yourself whatever you like

I’m sure there’s a vegan option

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By *enegadeMMan
22 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"Nobody cares."

There will

Always be someone who does

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
22 weeks ago

East Sussex

Always do a sniff test

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"My new mantra is to start saying YES!

Will

You drive to Oxfordshire and meet me for a coffee & bacon bap? Then wank me off in the car, before you drive all the way back home?

Ummm I'm vegan.. Well this is awkward

Oh sorry the bacon bap is for me, you can buy yourself whatever you like

I’m sure there’s a vegan option "

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
22 weeks ago

chichester

Iron within , iron without

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
22 weeks ago

Essex

"Iron within , iron without "

Iron nothing. Love creases

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By *iberius61Man
22 weeks ago

Pontefract

"...I’d love to complete an Ironman but I just can’t get to grips with swimming any sort of distance "

The swim is the most technical of the disciplines, it's probably the only one that really benefits from actual instruction from a qualified coach. But it's a learnable skill and doesn't require a high level of ability, it's just a journey to the start line

Funnily enough I got into ironman through a girl I met in a gym. She could not swim at all but wanted to do one, it took about 12 months and she's now faster than me.

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By *till gameMan
22 weeks ago

two doors down

He who hingeth aboot, gets he haw

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By *iberius61Man
22 weeks ago

Pontefract

"...Iron nothing. Love creases

Haven't ironed anything for years, hang up after washing, most modern materials don't need ironing at all.

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
22 weeks ago

Hull

Never have a plan B if plan A fails get another plan A never settle for mediocre x

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Nobody cares.

There will

Always be someone who does

This is right. No-one cares until you see someone does.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

I keep saying I need to get my shit together but never manage it

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
22 weeks ago

chichester

"Iron within , iron without

Iron nothing. Love creases

I just take my washing to my mum to get ironed

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By *oadsafun1960Man
22 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Don't always try to win the argument if you value the relationship.

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By *enegadeMMan
22 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"...I’d love to complete an Ironman but I just can’t get to grips with swimming any sort of distance

Funnily enough I got into ironman through a girl I met in a gym. She could not swim at all but wanted to do one, it took about 12 months and she's now faster than me. "

Oh so maybe approach an instructor

thank you

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By *empted23Couple
22 weeks ago

countryside

We have a few

Listen more than you speak

Don’t fuck your friends

Don’t fuck where you sleep

( if your in the same or next village we won’t be meeting you )

And J’s favourite

People …are idiots

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

My husbands favourite.... you can't fix stupid ....

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By *allandathleticMan
22 weeks ago

Asgard

"This too shall pass"

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Plan for the worst case scenario. Anything better than that is a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Fuck it we ball"

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By *iberius61Man
22 weeks ago

Pontefract

"...Oh so maybe approach an instructor

thank you "

Adults generally feel embarrassed about getting swimming lessons, but there's no need. My ironman swim time is about 1 hour 30 mins, which is not bad for people my age, but I still have lessons every year. Once you can swim a couple of lengths freestyle, then it's also worth joining a local tri club. The pool is split into lanes for fast, medium and fish

I swim with an 80yo woman, and a bloke with one leg

and they're both faster than me!

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By *hrek101Man
22 weeks ago

Herts

Is what it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"Nobody cares."

Positive vibes

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By *allandathleticMan
22 weeks ago

Asgard

"You like that don't you?"

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By *oewes69Man
22 weeks ago

wakefield

It is what it is

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
22 weeks ago

St Neots

"50 no's and a yes, means yes"

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By *quizzlyMan
22 weeks ago

Ryde

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
22 weeks ago

chichester

"Don't always try to win the argument if you value the relationship. "

In situation I just tell the person I’ll let them have this argument so we can move on

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By *igR93Man
22 weeks ago

Sarcasm City

“Fuck it”

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Adi Shakti

Ta t'ra

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
22 weeks ago

Telford

The glass isn't half empty or half full.. it's refillable.

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By *andy CanesWoman
22 weeks ago

south

Better days are coming

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By *agatoXXXMan
22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Better days are coming "

The Sunlit Uplands?

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By *andy CanesWoman
22 weeks ago

south

"Better days are coming

The Sunlit Uplands?"
?

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By *agatoXXXMan
22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Better days are coming

The Sunlit Uplands? ?"

It was a tory slogan about the "benefits" of brexit. Maybe once they're booted out, we'll see real better days and sunlit uplands. Maybe.

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By *andy CanesWoman
22 weeks ago

south

"Better days are coming

The Sunlit Uplands? ?

It was a tory slogan about the "benefits" of brexit. Maybe once they're booted out, we'll see real better days and sunlit uplands. Maybe."
ah right

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