FabSwingers.com forum: Fiddles vs mr kotct duel.

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Leeds

As the title informs you me and the mr fiddles are to duel at dawn, pork swords at the ready!!

But he’s told me I need a second, a sidekick, a brother/sister in arms, a compadre.

Now the sneaky little devil has claimed my wife as his second, so I am stuck for a partner.

So if anyone would like to watch me and fiddles fight to the pork sword death then please apply by commenting on the post telling me why you are worthy to fight along my side, in what is to be ( as the Oracle predicted ) an epic battle, that shall live on in legend for centuries to come.

The mr

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
23 weeks ago

Leeds

Fiddlesticks picked me

he couldn't have picked anyone worse!

(Sorry _iddlesticks)

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By *ickshawedCouple
23 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I would offer, but with my boobs there Fiddle's pork sword would be so hard you'd have no chance of beating him.

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By *irtydevil666Man
23 weeks ago

bristol

Look out for it on Pay Per View.....

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By *iddlesticksMan
23 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I would offer, but with my boobs there Fiddle's pork sword would be so hard you'd have no chance of beating him. "

Valid.

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By *iddlesticksMan
23 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner.

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By *irtydevil666Man
23 weeks ago

bristol

"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner. "

The one that is battered in to submission......

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By *iddlesticksMan
23 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fiddlesticks picked me

he couldn't have picked anyone worse!

(Sorry _iddlesticks)"

Although if it all goes wrong, you could hold my head to your bosom and cradle me as I slip from this mortal coil.

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By *allandathleticMan
23 weeks ago

Asgard

Nah I'm good. Good luck in your endeavour though

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
23 weeks ago

Leeds

"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner. "

I thought it was to the death, but now thinking about it, my hip would probably give out before that happened.

So we also need a volunteer referee. Anyone ?

The mr

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By *ickshawedCouple
23 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner. "

Treat it like a thumb war. Whoever can hold the other sword down for 5 seconds wins

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By *allandathleticMan
23 weeks ago

Asgard

"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner.

Treat it like a thumb war. Whoever can hold the other sword down for 5 seconds wins "

"1, 2, 3, 4, I win the pork sword war"

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By *iddlesticksMan
23 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner.

Treat it like a thumb war. Whoever can hold the other sword down for 5 seconds wins "

Haha, should we lube them like Turkish wrestlers.

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By *ickshawedCouple
23 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner.

Treat it like a thumb war. Whoever can hold the other sword down for 5 seconds wins

"1, 2, 3, 4, I win the pork sword war""

Ooooh, is it a three way now? I might have to sell tickets

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
23 weeks ago

Leeds

Ok ok, but what if I'm tagged in, I don't have thumb war equipment

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By *allandathleticMan
23 weeks ago

Asgard

"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner.

Treat it like a thumb war. Whoever can hold the other sword down for 5 seconds wins

"1, 2, 3, 4, I win the pork sword war"

Ooooh, is it a three way now? I might have to sell tickets

A 3 way!!! Whoaaaaaaa... I was merely suggesting the winning chant!

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By *iddlesticksMan
23 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ok ok, but what if I'm tagged in, I don't have thumb war equipment

You and Mrs Rickshawed, we’ll call her MrsRS can have Bobbie bash.

I’d buy tickets for that.

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By *iddlesticksMan
23 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner.

Treat it like a thumb war. Whoever can hold the other sword down for 5 seconds wins

"1, 2, 3, 4, I win the pork sword war"

Ooooh, is it a three way now? I might have to sell tickets

A 3 way!!! Whoaaaaaaa... I was merely suggesting the winning chant!"

Haven’t got the minerals eh!

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
23 weeks ago

Leeds

"Ok ok, but what if I'm tagged in, I don't have thumb war equipment

You and Mrs Rickshawed, we’ll call her MrsRS can have Bobbie bash.

I’d buy tickets for that. "

All of a sudden I'm interested

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Can I just sit and watch? Now that Henry Cavill's impregnated someone that's not me I need some testosterone flying around

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By *allandathleticMan
23 weeks ago

Asgard

"Any suggestions as to how we declare a winner.

Treat it like a thumb war. Whoever can hold the other sword down for 5 seconds wins

"1, 2, 3, 4, I win the pork sword war"

Ooooh, is it a three way now? I might have to sell tickets

A 3 way!!! Whoaaaaaaa... I was merely suggesting the winning chant!

Haven’t got the minerals eh! "

minerals? I'll show you minerals!

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By *rHotNottsMan
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Look out for it on Pay Per View....."

A fight to the pork sword death? I was looking on Pornhub premium mens channel

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