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if u were an animal ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If u were to pick an animal to describe yourself what would it be and why ? Obviously gorilla for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black panther as they're dark mysterious, amazing eyes that capture you, look cute and cuddly but deadly if crossed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black panther as they're dark mysterious, amazing eyes that capture you, look cute and cuddly but deadly if crossed "
good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black panther as they're dark mysterious, amazing eyes that capture you, look cute and cuddly but deadly if crossed good choice "

Thanks lol also been known to scratch lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black panther as they're dark mysterious, amazing eyes that capture you, look cute and cuddly but deadly if crossed good choice

Thanks lol also been known to scratch lol "
oooooh nice

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pisces here, so I suppose I'll have to be a Halibut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolf. They are mystic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a big cuddly bear, that everyone would want to hug, bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Honey Badger!

Description from the good old 'Urban Dictionary' below!!

"A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out there. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps."

"Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chameleon because I can adapt to most situations...

If only I could change colour...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not an animal, but an insect

Dave says I taste of honey, but have a sting in my tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm!, I am an animal ..

If I was to be a different animal , hmm , looking at my dog lying on the sofa upside down snoring gently you cannot help thinking its not a bad life being a dog.

So dog it is .

Mrs J would like to be a cat, not much expected and come and go as you please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice pussy cat, short hair with long hair needs, stroke me the wrong way and my claws are out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Honey Badger!

Description from the good old 'Urban Dictionary' below!!

"A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out there. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps."

"Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!" "
i take your honey badger and raise you a wolverine, 12 pounds of pure condensed mean mother fucker lol. Their known to hunt and prey on polar bears alone ffs! A pack of wolves when they hear a wolverines growl are known to abandon a kill because its hardcoded into their nature not to mess with wolverines.

But I'm not saying I'm like a wolverine though, I'm more of a Heinz 57 dog, stupidly friendly, handsome in my own way, and will hump anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be a male macaques monkey, as they get off on loud noisy sex and the more the female screams the increase in pelvic thrusting from the male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say i'd be a Fox!

- I'm a sly conniving bitch when i want something

- I can be cunning and manipulative

- I can adapt quickly to new environments

- i prefer living in open areas

- I have been known to be a pest and a nuisance

- I have teeth i am more than willing to use to get what i want

- I can keep myself hidden but make my presence known when needed

- I am unsuitable as a pet

- And i protect my territory (though no 'spraying' is invovled!!)

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By *untimes_2009Couple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Mrs Fun says:

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs Fun says:

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!!

"

Until a Grenadier says Hi !.

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By *untimes_2009Couple
over a year ago

Wallasey


"Mrs Fun says:

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!!

Until a Grenadier says Hi !. "

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

We've already discussed this, lol.

Amy = Otter.

Cute and cuddley, eccentric but efficient.

Can have her weird moments but other than that she's very serene, loves cuddles, loves the water and loves egg and fish-based meals.

Vince = Grisly Bear.

Independant, calm and just gets on with it.

CAN be a grumpy git but steps up when it matters. Protective of the people he loves and will only be aggressive when he needs to be. Also loves cuddles (except in summer when it's hot) and likes to maintain his cave.

- VincentandAmy. x

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By *ames sub1Man
over a year ago

hackney

errr i am an animal

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By *eal_Dick_TurpinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

yeah yeah, everyone picks crap like bears and wolves and big cats...

nobody ever picks shit like sheep or cows or hamsters.

if you want to see sparks fly, let other people pick the animal you are.

DT, the hyena

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"yeah yeah, everyone picks crap like bears and wolves and big cats...

nobody ever picks shit like sheep or cows or hamsters.

if you want to see sparks fly, let other people pick the animal you are.

DT, the hyena"

Fine, from now on you can be the 3 toed sloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah yeah, everyone picks crap like bears and wolves and big cats...

nobody ever picks shit like sheep or cows or hamsters.

if you want to see sparks fly, let other people pick the animal you are.

DT, the hyena

Fine, from now on you can be the 3 toed sloth "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if you could describe me as one but would love to be a cat, 23 hours a day asleep and the other one eating.

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Alsatian...

I can be attentive, adorable,.cuddly and protective. Just don't piss me off of I'll eat your face off!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

The only other people I've worked it out for have been a Labrador and a Rat if that helps? XD x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was an animal I'd hide in case someone pulled my face off to wear as a mask to go dogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fookin' freezin' so I'd like to be a little otter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was an animal I'd hide in case someone pulled my face off to wear as a mask to go dogging "

Pmsl made me laugh

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