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"but, why do insects that arrive in summer always plot themselves up directly over your head, in bed? I can't even tell what this fucker is I hope it's a flyer." It could be worse - it could be a man wanting to be rimmed. | |||
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"but, why do insects that arrive in summer always plot themselves up directly over your head, in bed? I can't even tell what this fucker is I hope it's a flyer. It could be worse - it could be a man wanting to be rimmed. " On my ceiling? If it's Superman, AKA Henry Caville, I'll just go clean my teeth. | |||
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"Nowt worse as you reluctant to just leave it in case it’s a wasp but can’t be fucked to get up as already settled " Too small to be a wasp. I don't want to risk flicking it and it spider that could land on my bed. It might just be a moth. | |||
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"No matter what you do Nanna it’s gonna getcha. Sweet dreams " I hope the bed bugs bite! | |||
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"I was just about to fall asleep last night in bed, I looked up and there was a massive spider on the ceiling right above me, I have not moved that fast in years! Hope whatever it is buzzes off soon, Nanna." I have a spider living above the extractor fan unit in my bathroom, which is just behind the end of my bath my head is. Every time I have a bath he comes out to have a perv. | |||
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"I was just about to fall asleep last night in bed, I looked up and there was a massive spider on the ceiling right above me, I have not moved that fast in years! Hope whatever it is buzzes off soon, Nanna. I have a spider living above the extractor fan unit in my bathroom, which is just behind the end of my bath my head is. Every time I have a bath he comes out to have a perv. " She, probably. Spiders are lezzers, Nanna | |||
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"I was just about to fall asleep last night in bed, I looked up and there was a massive spider on the ceiling right above me, I have not moved that fast in years! Hope whatever it is buzzes off soon, Nanna. I have a spider living above the extractor fan unit in my bathroom, which is just behind the end of my bath my head is. Every time I have a bath he comes out to have a perv. " How big is your pervy spider tho? Because the one above my bed, I swear was a big as my hand! | |||
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"I was just about to fall asleep last night in bed, I looked up and there was a massive spider on the ceiling right above me, I have not moved that fast in years! Hope whatever it is buzzes off soon, Nanna. I have a spider living above the extractor fan unit in my bathroom, which is just behind the end of my bath my head is. Every time I have a bath he comes out to have a perv. " Of course he does!! You is fit, innit?! Best grab your specs though, to see what bit actually IS on the ceiling... | |||
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"I grew up in Durban, South Africa, where it's as hot or hotter than this for about 6 months or so of the year. Loads of insects - just ignore them. We also used to get geckos that would climb up the walls and sit on the ceiling, eating insects. Spiders in the corners would do the same thing. They did a great service - it's all symbiotic. " I'll ignore the ones who aren't hovering above my head waiting to drop onto my face while I'm sleeping | |||
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"I was just about to fall asleep last night in bed, I looked up and there was a massive spider on the ceiling right above me, I have not moved that fast in years! Hope whatever it is buzzes off soon, Nanna. I have a spider living above the extractor fan unit in my bathroom, which is just behind the end of my bath my head is. Every time I have a bath he comes out to have a perv. Of course he does!! You is fit, innit?! Best grab your specs though, to see what bit actually IS on the ceiling... " I told him to go away earlier and he must have felt guilty because he retreated back to his hidey hole. | |||
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"I grew up in Durban, South Africa, where it's as hot or hotter than this for about 6 months or so of the year. Loads of insects - just ignore them. We also used to get geckos that would climb up the walls and sit on the ceiling, eating insects. Spiders in the corners would do the same thing. They did a great service - it's all symbiotic. I'll ignore the ones who aren't hovering above my head waiting to drop onto my face while I'm sleeping " You could always invest in a mosquito net. We used them in Botswana, where the mozzies are organised in 1000-fucker squadrons. They're pretty good at keeping other noonoos off too. And you could pretend you're in foreign parts... | |||
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"I was just about to fall asleep last night in bed, I looked up and there was a massive spider on the ceiling right above me, I have not moved that fast in years! Hope whatever it is buzzes off soon, Nanna." Yes you have. when I asked you for a meet you ran away quicker than grease lightning. | |||
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"I was just about to fall asleep last night in bed, I looked up and there was a massive spider on the ceiling right above me, I have not moved that fast in years! Hope whatever it is buzzes off soon, Nanna. Yes you have. when I asked you for a meet you ran away quicker than grease lightning. " You sure it was me?? Running doesn't sound like me at all! | |||
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"I was just about to fall asleep last night in bed, I looked up and there was a massive spider on the ceiling right above me, I have not moved that fast in years! Hope whatever it is buzzes off soon, Nanna. Yes you have. when I asked you for a meet you ran away quicker than grease lightning. You sure it was me?? Running doesn't sound like me at all! " I didn't even get to finish my question. I said "fancy a f..." and you were gone. | |||
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"I grew up in Durban, South Africa, where it's as hot or hotter than this for about 6 months or so of the year. Loads of insects - just ignore them. We also used to get geckos that would climb up the walls and sit on the ceiling, eating insects. Spiders in the corners would do the same thing. They did a great service - it's all symbiotic. My mum lived in Durban for a while as a child (Port Elizabeth and Cape Town too). She used to tell me about the geckos in the house. I don't know if they were geckos, but when I lived in Greece we had small bright green lizards. One day my son, then 10, accidentally closed the wooden shutter on one and chopped its tail off. He couldn't believe his eyes when it grew back " Oh yes! They famously would shed their tails to escape if you tried to catch them. They used to leave gecko poo on the skirting though. I didn't mind them. It was the Natal cockroaches that I hated - big as your thumb, and they flew. Little bastards! Best thing for killing them was a fly swatter! | |||
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"I grew up in Durban, South Africa, where it's as hot or hotter than this for about 6 months or so of the year. Loads of insects - just ignore them. We also used to get geckos that would climb up the walls and sit on the ceiling, eating insects. Spiders in the corners would do the same thing. They did a great service - it's all symbiotic. My mum lived in Durban for a while as a child (Port Elizabeth and Cape Town too). She used to tell me about the geckos in the house. I don't know if they were geckos, but when I lived in Greece we had small bright green lizards. One day my son, then 10, accidentally closed the wooden shutter on one and chopped its tail off. He couldn't believe his eyes when it grew back Oh yes! They famously would shed their tails to escape if you tried to catch them. They used to leave gecko poo on the skirting though. I didn't mind them. It was the Natal cockroaches that I hated - big as your thumb, and they flew. Little bastards! Best thing for killing them was a fly swatter!" Eww, cockroaches ... that just made me shiver! | |||
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"Hilarious stories Inc I was part of an operation in Afghanistan - Bagram Air force base to be precise. We were accommodated in massive tents in what was a very sandy environment despite being quite a way up the mountains. We had very narrow beds and kept the local flying and walking wildlife away at night by tucking our mossie nets underneath ourselves religiously every night. Qué a special evening - circa halfway through our 6 months of this lovely life we "happened" across a source of alcohol merriment was had etc - we all went to bed and actually had a bloody good night's kip. Sun rose and oncoming shift was looming, usual wake up routine unfolded --- rub your eyes, look at your mossie net, count how many beasties were on there and warn your oppos that you are about to launch the ones on your net off it so they can chase them around the tent to splat them (don't judge we didn't have netflix) There was one lad - his actual nickname was Goaty which these days is quite funny - I digress, he hadn't actually tucked in! So when he "launched" his camel spiders they dropped straight onto his chest As long as I live - despite any dementia I ever get I will never forget the sight of a grown man half stuck inside a sleeping bag completely enveloped in a mossie net screaming like a 12 YO girl with 3 camel spiders running around on his face and no way of getting away from them " Nope nope nope nope... | |||
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