FabSwingers.com forum: You’ll be picked up between 8 and 9pm

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Say you were in, drop your filters and wait for 8pm to receive some of the best pick up lines you’ve ever had off fab from others in the thread.

I’m expecting tantalising smut and literal seduction along with unique and creative witty pick up lines.

Feel free to share on here what you recieve but keep it anonymous as to who it was from.

(we all need some tips!)

Because I’m feeling damn sexy…. But I’d rather be feeling you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

England have got more chance of scoring than this thread…..

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I’m. In this one

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Drop my filters? I am not that brave!

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Here and there

What filters? I’m standing by to be seduced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, this is the only time my filters are getting dropped

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

Go on then drop your best on us

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By *77philMan
over a year ago

Bath

Well England have scored….maybe I can too!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Go on then. I need a laugh.

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By *icketToRudeCouple
over a year ago

Wellingborough

We wouldn't object to some seductive smut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then. I need a laugh."

Watch the England game.

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By *uteinasuitMan
over a year ago

Herts

I'm in. Please form an orderly queue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in. Please form an orderly queue

Are you okay if it’s a big one?

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

After watching that rubbish I need something tonight

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By *inx000Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In

Just in time!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

8pm. Time to send those DMs….

I may have had wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've put a bit of weight on woody, nobodies picking me up.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

In.

I have very little in the way of filters.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
over a year ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Not in just BM to pick up pick up lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here for the tips my pickup lines are terrible

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Oooohh....in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've put a bit of weight on woody, nobodies picking me up. "

If you lay down on the bed with your legs, pointing up in the air, and then you slowly spread them wide….. with your socks on in your profile picture it would look like the opening of Rainbow

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I’ve still got 40 mins for it to happen

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes

I’m for a great time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just here for the tips my pickup lines are terrible

You are damn sexy. You should come with a warning label….. now come to my room and let me give you that warning label

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

^ told you I’ve had wine.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Damn I missed it.. in anyway

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

If we fucked in every position, every hole, soaked ourselves in our ocean of juices....would you finally fucking agree to give me all your Discworld novels"

Apparently I didn't miss it lol

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm in

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"If we fucked in every position, every hole, soaked ourselves in our ocean of juices....would you finally fucking agree to give me all your Discworld novels"

Apparently I didn't miss it lol"

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've put a bit of weight on woody, nobodies picking me up.

If you lay down on the bed with your legs, pointing up in the air, and then you slowly spread them wide….. with your socks on in your profile picture it would look like the opening of Rainbow

You shouldn't drink on a school night woody

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've put a bit of weight on woody, nobodies picking me up.

If you lay down on the bed with your legs, pointing up in the air, and then you slowly spread them wide….. with your socks on in your profile picture it would look like the opening of Rainbow

You shouldn't drink on a school night woody"

That’s what most of my teachers said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've put a bit of weight on woody, nobodies picking me up.

If you lay down on the bed with your legs, pointing up in the air, and then you slowly spread them wide….. with your socks on in your profile picture it would look like the opening of Rainbow

You shouldn't drink on a school night woody

That’s what most of my teachers said

Paint the whole world with a rainbow!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I've put a bit of weight on woody, nobodies picking me up.

If you lay down on the bed with your legs, pointing up in the air, and then you slowly spread them wide….. with your socks on in your profile picture it would look like the opening of Rainbow

You shouldn't drink on a school night woody

That’s what most of my teachers said

Paint the whole world with a rainbow!

Oh zippy ( Woody) you are naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If we fucked in every position, every hole, soaked ourselves in our ocean of juices....would you finally fucking agree to give me all your Discworld novels"

Apparently I didn't miss it lol

xxxx"

What is Diskworld?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"If we fucked in every position, every hole, soaked ourselves in our ocean of juices....would you finally fucking agree to give me all your Discworld novels"

Apparently I didn't miss it lol

xxxx

What is Diskworld? "

Terry Pratchett's series of novels, if you've ever watched Good Omens, The Hogfather or The colour of magic, they're Discworld books

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Someone well fancies me:

"Can I have a piggy back?"

In like Flynn now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If we fucked in every position, every hole, soaked ourselves in our ocean of juices....would you finally fucking agree to give me all your Discworld novels"

Apparently I didn't miss it lol

xxxx

What is Diskworld?

Terry Pratchett's series of novels, if you've ever watched Good Omens, The Hogfather or The colour of magic, they're Discworld books "

Gotcha!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"If we fucked in every position, every hole, soaked ourselves in our ocean of juices....would you finally fucking agree to give me all your Discworld novels"

Apparently I didn't miss it lol

xxxx

What is Diskworld?

Terry Pratchett's series of novels, if you've ever watched Good Omens, The Hogfather or The colour of magic, they're Discworld books

Gotcha!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Hey.

So if we agree that I'll never send you a dick pic, are you up for some sloppy ass-to-mouth?

This is what I received.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Morphia? I hope there is Mor, for me

Cmon!!! if nobody else has said that to you, they are failing!

This was my other. 10/10

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Morphia? I hope there is Mor, for me

Cmon!!! if nobody else has said that to you, they are failing!

This was my other. 10/10"

I reckon they've pulled

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