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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Reports that, Newcastle, made famous by Gazza's pal Jimmy Five Bellies will ban all new fast food outlets where the nearest school has an obesity rate of more than 10% in year 6. Apparently, this pretty much covers the whole of the city apart from the more affluent areas of South Gosforth and Jesmond, home to many of the footballers and Newcastle Building Society Bankers.

Tom has an issue here. Who the feck is weighing these kids and do they have parents permission. Tom is no fan of the state if the nurse takes out calipers to measure it's children. What in the name of fried chicken is going on here people?. It's all over the news

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By *ickshawedCouple
21 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

School children get weighed and measured in reception and year 6. It's an option out system. Your kids don't have to take part.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"School children get weighed and measured in reception and year 6. It's an option out system. Your kids don't have to take part. "

Tom would not let these people way his child if he had one. The State trying to raise the pefect race..

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By *melie LALWoman
21 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Reports that, Newcastle, made famous by Gazza's pal Jimmy Five Bellies will ban all new fast food outlets where the nearest school has an obesity rate of more than 10% in year 6. Apparently, this pretty much covers the whole of the city apart from the more affluent areas of South Gosforth and Jesmond, home to many of the footballers and Newcastle Building Society Bankers.

Tom has an issue here. Who the feck is weighing these kids and do they have parents permission. Tom is no fan of the state if the nurse takes out calipers to measure it's children. What in the name of fried chicken is going on here people?. It's all over the news"

And they should close fast food outlets if there's 33% obesity (which is very likely as children catch up to adults in percent of obese persons).

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
21 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

The simple solution is only allow fast food outlets to open near schools at the top of tower blocks with no lifts..

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By *melie LALWoman
21 weeks ago

Peterborough


"The simple solution is only allow fast food outlets to open near schools at the top of tower blocks with no lifts.."

That's good for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Geordies love a Greggs

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Are these buggers trying to raise a Master Race ?

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By *oeBeansMan
21 weeks ago

Derby


"Geordies love a Greggs "

Yeah... Geordies

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By *eordie.Woman
21 weeks ago

The Sticks


"Geordies love a Greggs "

They sure do

One of the things I miss the most

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Are these buggers trying to raise a Master Race ?"

You mean a healthy race?

Off with their heads!

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By *heel markMan
21 weeks ago

beside the sea


"Geordies love a Greggs "

Not all of us do , I can look in a greggs window and get indigestion. The only thing that cause instant fire is now discontinued. A cheese savoury stottie.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Did the Greggs originate in Scotland

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By *ouple-perthCouple
21 weeks ago

Perth


"Did the Greggs originate in Scotland "

Nope, English. Greggs is shite, support your local Baker

Mrs x

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Durham


"School children get weighed and measured in reception and year 6. It's an option out system. Your kids don't have to take part.

Tom would not let these people way his child if he had one. The State trying to raise the pefect race.. "

Tom cant spell.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Did the Greggs originate in Scotland

Nope, English. Greggs is shite, support your local Baker

Mrs x"

Greggs is my local baker.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

As a fat Geordie I am appalled… and hungry.

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By *oeBeansMan
21 weeks ago

Derby


"Did the Greggs originate in Scotland

Nope, English. Greggs is shite, support your local Baker

Mrs x

Greggs is my local baker."

Do you go in, look at the glass case and say "I will love it if we eat them. Love it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"As a fat Geordie I am appalled… and hungry."

Ssssh have a sausage roll

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By *eordieJeansCouple
21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Did the Greggs originate in Scotland

Nope, English. Greggs is shite, support your local Baker

Mrs x

Greggs is my local baker.

Do you go in, look at the glass case and say "I will love it if we eat them. Love it!""

Well played

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By *eordieJeansCouple
21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"As a fat Geordie I am appalled… and hungry.

Ssssh have a sausage roll "

Just one?

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"As a fat Geordie I am appalled… and hungry.

Ssssh have a sausage roll

Just one?"

Well, one pack of four.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"As a fat Geordie I am appalled… and hungry.

Ssssh have a sausage roll

Just one?

Well, one pack of four."

And an iced split?

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"As a fat Geordie I am appalled… and hungry.

Ssssh have a sausage roll

Just one?

Well, one pack of four.

And an iced split?"

Hey, I won't kink shame.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
21 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Just how fat is the average Geordie to warrant this?

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Reports that, Newcastle, made famous by Gazza's pal Jimmy Five Bellies will ban all new fast food outlets where the nearest school has an obesity rate of more than 10% in year 6. Apparently, this pretty much covers the whole of the city apart from the more affluent areas of South Gosforth and Jesmond, home to many of the footballers and Newcastle Building Society Bankers.

Tom has an issue here. Who the feck is weighing these kids and do they have parents permission. Tom is no fan of the state if the nurse takes out calipers to measure it's children. What in the name of fried chicken is going on here people?. It's all over the news

And they should close fast food outlets if there's 33% obesity (which is very likely as children catch up to adults in percent of obese persons)."

Let's ruin people's livelihoods because people have no self control or personal responsibility or cant keep their kids in check

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"School children get weighed and measured in reception and year 6. It's an option out system. Your kids don't have to take part.

Tom would not let these people way his child if he had one. The State trying to raise the pefect race..

Tom cant spell."

*can't

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By *rHotNottsMan
21 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

It’s called regulation, It’s what they do in free markets to look after the citizens.

A bit like when they put Coral in the poorest areas and then tell them to gamble sensibly. The government cares about its people

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Durham


"School children get weighed and measured in reception and year 6. It's an option out system. Your kids don't have to take part.

Tom would not let these people way his child if he had one. The State trying to raise the pefect race..

Tom cant spell. *can't "

You live by the sword you die by the sword x

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By *ornucopiaMan
21 weeks ago

Bexley


"School children get weighed and measured in reception and year 6. It's an option out system. Your kids don't have to take part. "

Who does the measuring?

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