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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard

Anyone can join. Bring whatever fuckery you like.

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By *z20Man
22 weeks ago

Swindon

Gang gang

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By *cnugatugMan
22 weeks ago

Chatham

I'll bring my Deadpool mask lol

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard

There we have it 3s a gang. Done

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary

Fuckery you say

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Fuckery you say"

You up for it Em?

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By *iddlesticksMan
22 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can I play. Daft as a brush but with a certain boyish charm, an ounce of devil ent and a rather attractive penis even if it’s only me that thinks that.

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Fuckery you say

You up for it Em?"

I was made for this kind of divilment

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
22 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Always wanted to be in a gang. Think I'll bring cakes

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By *rBobbMan
22 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Always wanted to be in a gang. Think I'll bring cakes "

Sounds like my kind of gang

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Can I play. Daft as a brush but with a certain boyish charm, an ounce of devil ent and a rather attractive penis even if it’s only me that thinks that. "

Sure. Bring whatever you like. Except politics

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Fuckery you say

You up for it Em?

I was made for this kind of divilment"

YES! YES YOU WHERE

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

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Fuck yes. And walking round with an mp3 player sharing one ear piece. You in?

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Always wanted to be in a gang. Think I'll bring cakes "

Cakes are good. Gangs need cakes. If more gangs had cakes there'd be less knife crime. Fact.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
22 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Always wanted to be in a gang. Think I'll bring cakes

Cakes are good. Gangs need cakes. If more gangs had cakes there'd be less knife crime. Fact."

Then what do gangs use to slice their cakes?

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Fuck yes. And walking round with an mp3 player sharing one ear piece. You in?"

I'm more cassette Walkman era, but fuck it sure.

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Always wanted to be in a gang. Think I'll bring cakes

Cakes are good. Gangs need cakes. If more gangs had cakes there'd be less knife crime. Fact.

Then what do gangs use to slice their cakes? "

Little cakes. Can't stab someone with a cake

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Fuck yes. And walking round with an mp3 player sharing one ear piece. You in?

I'm more cassette Walkman era, but fuck it sure."

Cool don't forget the MD

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

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Hmm I'm rethinking joining now because this sounds yucky

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Hmm I'm rethinking joining now because this sounds yucky "

I'll allow you to "climb me like a tree" in order to avoid the puke

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Fuck yes. And walking round with an mp3 player sharing one ear piece. You in?

I'm more cassette Walkman era, but fuck it sure.

Cool don't forget the MD"

No worries, pass us your money, I'll go the offy for ya - it's safe.

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By *hunky GentMan
22 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Is there a blue underwear department within it?

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Hmm I'm rethinking joining now because this sounds yucky "

And to think I was only coming because you were.

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Fuck yes. And walking round with an mp3 player sharing one ear piece. You in?

I'm more cassette Walkman era, but fuck it sure.

Cool don't forget the MD

No worries, pass us your money, I'll go the offy for ya - it's safe. "

Not chance. Been stung with that before.

I'll go to the "little shop" where they don't how old you are.

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Is there a blue underwear department within it? "

Sure. It's an all encompassing gang

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Fuck yes. And walking round with an mp3 player sharing one ear piece. You in?

I'm more cassette Walkman era, but fuck it sure.

Cool don't forget the MD

No worries, pass us your money, I'll go the offy for ya - it's safe.

Not chance. Been stung with that before.

I'll go to the "little shop" where they don't how old you are."

He's alright him, he knows the score.

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By *hunky GentMan
22 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Is there a blue underwear department within it?

Sure. It's an all encompassing gang "

Woop woop

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By *elloWoman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Will there be a monthly gang-bang-ball? And what is the dress code

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Will there be a monthly gang-bang-ball? And what is the dress code "

Yes and nude.

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard

With the exception of blue underwear for chunks.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
22 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

It’s us against the world, y’know.

Circle the wagons. Close ranks. I’ve got your back.

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Hmm I'm rethinking joining now because this sounds yucky

I'll allow you to "climb me like a tree" in order to avoid the puke "

Ok hear me out.....

If we call it a club we can get into all the tom foolery without the vomit and car boot sale tracksuits?

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"It’s us against the world, y’know.

Circle the wagons. Close ranks. I’ve got your back."

Are you quoting westlife RTG?

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Hmm I'm rethinking joining now because this sounds yucky

And to think I was only coming because you were. "

I have suggested a relatively puke free endeavour

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By *elloWoman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"

Ok hear me out.....

If we call it a club we can get into all the tom foolery without the vomit and car boot sale tracksuits?"

Without vom and tracksuits . You must go to a better class of club than I do lol

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Hmm I'm rethinking joining now because this sounds yucky

I'll allow you to "climb me like a tree" in order to avoid the puke

Ok hear me out.....

If we call it a club we can get into all the tom foolery without the vomit and car boot sale tracksuits?"

it isn't a club. It's a gang. There's nudity, hans vomiting, whilst listening to his grandads music. There's cake, chunks has got his blue knickers out, _ello wants a monthly gang bang...

It's a gang. A gang of kinky fucks doing kinky fucking things to each other. In?

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard

RTGs miming to westlife....

It's all going on

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
22 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Hmm I'm rethinking joining now because this sounds yucky

And to think I was only coming because you were.

I have suggested a relatively puke free endeavour "

Aint no gang culture without puke Em...

Mr

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard

Sweet and spice are bringing cakes along with some spicy hopefully

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By *r Black 85Man
22 weeks ago

nottingham

I got the speaker and bottles of moderately priced cognac, rum and vodka

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard

We're all naked. Pissed on md2020, listening to Frank sinatra, with westlife mimed badly in the background, throwing and eating cakes and vomiting on each other.

Then we'll gangbang, _ello.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Will there be a secret handshake? I heard that’s what all the cool kids in gangs do. If so, in!

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard

Mr blacks making punch.... or jet fuel. But it'll be fun.

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By *he love catsCouple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

I could get some merch made up what would everyone like

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Will there be a secret handshake? I heard that’s what all the cool kids in gangs do. If so, in! "

Yeah shake my cock

*not even sorry*

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"I could get some merch made up what would everyone like "

Shake my cock.

On a t shirt please

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Oh there’s vomiting….Never mind

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Will there be a secret handshake? I heard that’s what all the cool kids in gangs do. If so, in!

Yeah shake my cock

*not even sorry*"

I’ll do it to be in the gang!

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By *elloWoman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"We're all naked. Pissed on md2020, listening to Frank sinatra, with westlife mimed badly in the background, throwing and eating cakes and vomiting on each other.

Then we'll gangbang, _ello."

I'm trying to decide which is worse, the gangbang after vomiting on each other or the Westlife part

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By *he love catsCouple
22 weeks ago

South Wales


"I could get some merch made up what would everyone like

Shake my cock.

On a t shirt please "

Consider it done

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"We're all naked. Pissed on md2020, listening to Frank sinatra, with westlife mimed badly in the background, throwing and eating cakes and vomiting on each other.

Then we'll gangbang, _ello.

I'm trying to decide which is worse, the gangbang after vomiting on each other or the Westlife part "

You did request the gang bang after the vomit was mentioned. Did you not?

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"I could get some merch made up what would everyone like

Shake my cock.

On a t shirt please

Consider it done "

Legend

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
22 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"Sweet and spice are bringing cakes along with some spicy hopefully "

We always balance the sweet with the spice, otherwise you end up on either a sugar rush or chilli bum

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Sweet and spice are bringing cakes along with some spicy hopefully

We always balance the sweet with the spice, otherwise you end up on either a sugar rush or chilli bum "

perfect. No one likes chilli bum

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By *aizyWoman
22 weeks ago

west midlands


"We're all naked. Pissed on md2020, listening to Frank sinatra, with westlife mimed badly in the background, throwing and eating cakes and vomiting on each other.

Then we'll gangbang, _ello.

I'm trying to decide which is worse, the gangbang after vomiting on each other or the Westlife part "

Deffo the Westlife part, I'll bring wet wipes for the vomit.

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"We're all naked. Pissed on md2020, listening to Frank sinatra, with westlife mimed badly in the background, throwing and eating cakes and vomiting on each other.

Then we'll gangbang, _ello.

I'm trying to decide which is worse, the gangbang after vomiting on each other or the Westlife part

Deffo the Westlife part, I'll bring wet wipes for the vomit."

Always sensible Daiz

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary


"

Ok hear me out.....

If we call it a club we can get into all the tom foolery without the vomit and car boot sale tracksuits?

Without vom and tracksuits . You must go to a better class of club than I do lol "

I'm not even allowed be in the club

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Hmm I'm rethinking joining now because this sounds yucky

I'll allow you to "climb me like a tree" in order to avoid the puke

Ok hear me out.....

If we call it a club we can get into all the tom foolery without the vomit and car boot sale tracksuits?

it isn't a club. It's a gang. There's nudity, hans vomiting, whilst listening to his grandads music. There's cake, chunks has got his blue knickers out, _ello wants a monthly gang bang...

It's a gang. A gang of kinky fucks doing kinky fucking things to each other. In?"

If the vomit is kept away from me I'm in

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Hmm I'm rethinking joining now because this sounds yucky

I'll allow you to "climb me like a tree" in order to avoid the puke

Ok hear me out.....

If we call it a club we can get into all the tom foolery without the vomit and car boot sale tracksuits?

it isn't a club. It's a gang. There's nudity, hans vomiting, whilst listening to his grandads music. There's cake, chunks has got his blue knickers out, _ello wants a monthly gang bang...

It's a gang. A gang of kinky fucks doing kinky fucking things to each other. In?

If the vomit is kept away from me I'm in"

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
22 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I am more sigma so i would be the gang within the gang

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
22 weeks ago

Markfield

Not wanting to spoil the idea but if merch is T-shirts then you’re no longer naked. Maybe bandanas? Much more gangalisious?

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By *z20Man
22 weeks ago

Swindon

This is so fucked up, but I’m still in.

I’ll bring umbrellas for the gang to escape the vom

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Not wanting to spoil the idea but if merch is T-shirts then you’re no longer naked. Maybe bandanas? Much more gangalisious? "

Good point. Well put.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
22 weeks ago

Markfield


"Not wanting to spoil the idea but if merch is T-shirts then you’re no longer naked. Maybe bandanas? Much more gangalisious?

Good point. Well put. "

Ok, now I’m in

We need a special gang symbol on our profile so we can recognise other gang members maybe?

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Not wanting to spoil the idea but if merch is T-shirts then you’re no longer naked. Maybe bandanas? Much more gangalisious?

Good point. Well put.

Ok, now I’m in

We need a special gang symbol on our profile so we can recognise other gang members maybe?"

I'm open to ideas.

?¦?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’m bringing 3 cucumbers, lube and 100% sarcasm to the party. Should be good for the guys in the gang

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Hmm I'm rethinking joining now because this sounds yucky

I'll allow you to "climb me like a tree" in order to avoid the puke

Ok hear me out.....

If we call it a club we can get into all the tom foolery without the vomit and car boot sale tracksuits?

it isn't a club. It's a gang. There's nudity, hans vomiting, whilst listening to his grandads music. There's cake, chunks has got his blue knickers out, _ello wants a monthly gang bang...

It's a gang. A gang of kinky fucks doing kinky fucking things to each other. In?

If the vomit is kept away from me I'm in"

Alright ma

*Puts bottle down*

Cost me £2.99 that, the offy had a screen fitted.

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By *iddlesticksMan
22 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m bringing 3 cucumbers, lube and 100% sarcasm to the party. Should be good for the guys in the gang "

I’m not sure we need the lube.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m bringing 3 cucumbers, lube and 100% sarcasm to the party. Should be good for the guys in the gang

I’m not sure we need the lube. "

For your ass?

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By *agatoXXXMan
22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

It's not like Gary Glitters' gang, is it?

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By *ove2lickMan
22 weeks ago

Sheffield

Gangs r bad mmmkay

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

I'll bring gin & Percy pigs

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By *z20Man
22 weeks ago

Swindon


"I’m bringing 3 cucumbers, lube and 100% sarcasm to the party. Should be good for the guys in the gang

I’m not sure we need the lube. "

You’re a fiend

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
22 weeks ago

Leeds

Can I just bum you all, but if you don’t like anal can I just masturbate in your hair ?

The mr

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By *z20Man
22 weeks ago

Swindon


"Can I just bum you all, but if you don’t like anal can I just masturbate in your hair ?

The mr "

What about the baldies?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Can I just bum you all, but if you don’t like anal can I just masturbate in your hair ?

The mr "

I’ve brought the lube ready for the guys

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Can I just bum you all, but if you don’t like anal can I just masturbate in your hair ?

The mr

I’ve brought the lube ready for the guys "

Lube me up LB! I'm bent over waiting.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
22 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Can I just bum you all, but if you don’t like anal can I just masturbate in your hair ?

The mr

I’ve brought the lube ready for the guys "

Tingle lube??

If so I am first up

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Can I just bum you all, but if you don’t like anal can I just masturbate in your hair ?

The mr

I’ve brought the lube ready for the guys

Lube me up LB! I'm bent over waiting."

Here comes the cucumber…

Mr KOTCT will be along afterwards

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By *iddlesticksMan
22 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m bringing 3 cucumbers, lube and 100% sarcasm to the party. Should be good for the guys in the gang

I’m not sure we need the lube.

For your ass? "

Oh good point. Plenty of lube please.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

You guys have me pmsl Just what we need on a hot naked Thursday afternoon. Thanks

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By *iddlesticksMan
22 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


" You guys have me pmsl Just what we need on a hot naked Thursday afternoon. Thanks "

Hang on, naked, did somebody say naked?

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By *z20Man
22 weeks ago

Swindon

I think we are all naked

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By *r Black 85Man
22 weeks ago

nottingham


"Mr blacks making punch.... or jet fuel. But it'll be fun."

Standard procedure

Rival gangs will be trying to steal the recipe

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By *he love catsCouple
22 weeks ago

South Wales


"Mr blacks making punch.... or jet fuel. But it'll be fun.

Standard procedure

Rival gangs will be trying to steal the recipe "

What's the punishment to rival gangs?

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Mr blacks making punch.... or jet fuel. But it'll be fun.

Standard procedure

Rival gangs will be trying to steal the recipe "

Smart thing Mr Black. I like it

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
22 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I think we are all naked "

How did this happen??

Story of my life

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
22 weeks ago

Leeds


"Can I just bum you all, but if you don’t like anal can I just masturbate in your hair ?

The mr

What about the baldies?"

You’ll have to grow a moustache.

The mr

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Can I just bum you all, but if you don’t like anal can I just masturbate in your hair ?

The mr

I’ve brought the lube ready for the guys

Lube me up LB! I'm bent over waiting.

Here comes the cucumber…

Mr KOTCT will be along afterwards"

He won't. His attention span doesn't appear to be long enough.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Can I just bum you all, but if you don’t like anal can I just masturbate in your hair ?

The mr

I’ve brought the lube ready for the guys

Lube me up LB! I'm bent over waiting.

Here comes the cucumber…

Mr KOTCT will be along afterwards

He won't. His attention span doesn't appear to be long enough."

He gets distracted by titties

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Can I just bum you all, but if you don’t like anal can I just masturbate in your hair ?

The mr

I’ve brought the lube ready for the guys

Lube me up LB! I'm bent over waiting.

Here comes the cucumber…

Mr KOTCT will be along afterwards

He won't. His attention span doesn't appear to be long enough.

He gets distracted by titties "

That's me safe then

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By *z20Man
22 weeks ago

Swindon


"Can I just bum you all, but if you don’t like anal can I just masturbate in your hair ?

The mr

I’ve brought the lube ready for the guys

Lube me up LB! I'm bent over waiting.

Here comes the cucumber…

Mr KOTCT will be along afterwards

He won't. His attention span doesn't appear to be long enough.

He gets distracted by titties "

Don’t we all

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By *JcuriousCouple
22 weeks ago

Derby

Alcohol of sorts

Miss S x

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22 weeks ago


" You guys have me pmsl Just what we need on a hot naked Thursday afternoon. Thanks

Hang on, naked, did somebody say naked? "

Erm yeah! Way too hot for clothes this afternoon

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By *hunky GentMan
22 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


" You guys have me pmsl Just what we need on a hot naked Thursday afternoon. Thanks

Hang on, naked, did somebody say naked?

Erm yeah! Way too hot for clothes this afternoon "

Shall I come round and fan you down?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


" You guys have me pmsl Just what we need on a hot naked Thursday afternoon. Thanks

Hang on, naked, did somebody say naked?

Erm yeah! Way too hot for clothes this afternoon "

Too right. I’ve just stripped off at my desk

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
22 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


" You guys have me pmsl Just what we need on a hot naked Thursday afternoon. Thanks

Hang on, naked, did somebody say naked?

Erm yeah! Way too hot for clothes this afternoon

Too right. I’ve just stripped off at my desk "

Do you think they would allow it on a train?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


" You guys have me pmsl Just what we need on a hot naked Thursday afternoon. Thanks

Hang on, naked, did somebody say naked?

Erm yeah! Way too hot for clothes this afternoon

Shall I come round and fan you down? "

Oh Mr CG, stop teasing me

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By *hunky GentMan
22 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


" You guys have me pmsl Just what we need on a hot naked Thursday afternoon. Thanks

Hang on, naked, did somebody say naked?

Erm yeah! Way too hot for clothes this afternoon

Shall I come round and fan you down?

Oh Mr CG, stop teasing me "

If I were teasing you, I'd have said i'll be naked too.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


" You guys have me pmsl Just what we need on a hot naked Thursday afternoon. Thanks

Hang on, naked, did somebody say naked?

Erm yeah! Way too hot for clothes this afternoon

Too right. I’ve just stripped off at my desk "

It's the only way I can get anything done, and I'm still hot and sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Anyone can join. Bring whatever fuckery you like."

Why, is there a fight happening?

Do I bring knuckledusters?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


" You guys have me pmsl Just what we need on a hot naked Thursday afternoon. Thanks

Hang on, naked, did somebody say naked?

Erm yeah! Way too hot for clothes this afternoon

Too right. I’ve just stripped off at my desk

Do you think they would allow it on a train? "

You could argue that you were doing it for scientific research

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By *4bimMan
22 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Prefer more hygienic to be honest

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Hmm I'm rethinking joining now because this sounds yucky

I'll allow you to "climb me like a tree" in order to avoid the puke

Ok hear me out.....

If we call it a club we can get into all the tom foolery without the vomit and car boot sale tracksuits?

it isn't a club. It's a gang. There's nudity, hans vomiting, whilst listening to his grandads music. There's cake, chunks has got his blue knickers out, _ello wants a monthly gang bang...

It's a gang. A gang of kinky fucks doing kinky fucking things to each other. In?

If the vomit is kept away from me I'm in

Alright ma

*Puts bottle down*

Cost me £2.99 that, the offy had a screen fitted."

I was always the more sensible one, says a lot about the people I hung around with

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Are you hanging on the park and drinking md 20/20 till someone collapses then putting them on the roundabout and spinning them till they puke?

Hmm I'm rethinking joining now because this sounds yucky

I'll allow you to "climb me like a tree" in order to avoid the puke

Ok hear me out.....

If we call it a club we can get into all the tom foolery without the vomit and car boot sale tracksuits?

it isn't a club. It's a gang. There's nudity, hans vomiting, whilst listening to his grandads music. There's cake, chunks has got his blue knickers out, _ello wants a monthly gang bang...

It's a gang. A gang of kinky fucks doing kinky fucking things to each other. In?

If the vomit is kept away from me I'm in

Alright ma

*Puts bottle down*

Cost me £2.99 that, the offy had a screen fitted.

I was always the more sensible one, says a lot about the people I hung around with "

I lacked parental guidance Em, but I've had a few rough edges smoothed out since those days. For example, I can't even remember the last time I vomited.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
22 weeks ago

Leeds


"Can I just bum you all, but if you don’t like anal can I just masturbate in your hair ?

The mr

I’ve brought the lube ready for the guys

Lube me up LB! I'm bent over waiting.

Here comes the cucumber…

Mr KOTCT will be along afterwards

He won't. His attention span doesn't appear to be long enough.

He gets distracted by titties "

Like a dog chasing cars.

The mr

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Can I just bum you all, but if you don’t like anal can I just masturbate in your hair ?

The mr

I’ve brought the lube ready for the guys

Lube me up LB! I'm bent over waiting.

Here comes the cucumber…

Mr KOTCT will be along afterwards

He won't. His attention span doesn't appear to be long enough.

He gets distracted by titties

Like a dog chasing cars.

The mr "

I think your dogs broken.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I'll be in my own gang of 1.

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"I'll be in my own gang of 1.

"

*throws cake at coyote *

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By *aizyWoman
22 weeks ago

west midlands


"I'll be in my own gang of 1.

*throws cake at coyote *"

*Hash Browns*

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"I'll be in my own gang of 1.

*throws cake at coyote *

*Hash Browns*"

*whispers* "I've eaten them all"

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
22 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


" You guys have me pmsl Just what we need on a hot naked Thursday afternoon. Thanks

Hang on, naked, did somebody say naked?

Erm yeah! Way too hot for clothes this afternoon

Too right. I’ve just stripped off at my desk

Do you think they would allow it on a train?

You could argue that you were doing it for scientific research "

I have used that excuse too many times…. I doubt the judge is going to give me a, how many chances is it now??

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By *iddlesticksMan
22 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can I be in the groovy gang.

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By *alm_one4Man
22 weeks ago

RM16

Can I join please? I’ll bring a flask of tea and some chocolate biscuits

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Can I be in the groovy gang. "

You joined yesterday fiddles. Or did you forget

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Can I join please? I’ll bring a flask of tea and some chocolate biscuits "

Absolutely, all are welcome.

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By *iddlesticksMan
22 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I be in the groovy gang.

You joined yesterday fiddles. Or did you forget "

That was the old gang, it’s groovy now.

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Can I be in the groovy gang.

You joined yesterday fiddles. Or did you forget

That was the old gang, it’s groovy now. "

Are we not the naked vomitting westlife appreciation gangbang _ello gang, anymore?

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By *onderlust69Couple
22 weeks ago

Central belt

Can we join the gang ??

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Can we join the gang ?? "

Sure, get yourselves in here

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By *iddlesticksMan
22 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

[Removed by poster at 21/06/24 11:41:58]

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By *iddlesticksMan
22 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I be in the groovy gang.

You joined yesterday fiddles. Or did you forget

That was the old gang, it’s groovy now.

Are we not the naked vomitting westlife appreciation gangbang _ello gang, anymore?"

I think that’s a very groovy gang, therefore we are still the naked vomitting westlife appreciation gangbang _ello gang, just a groovy version of it.

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Can I be in the groovy gang.

You joined yesterday fiddles. Or did you forget

That was the old gang, it’s groovy now.

Are we not the naked vomitting westlife appreciation gangbang _ello gang, anymore?

I think that’s a very groovy gang, therefore we are still the naked vomitting westlife appreciation gangbang _ello gang, just a groovy version of it. "

groovy baby.

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By *iddlesticksMan
22 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I be in the groovy gang.

You joined yesterday fiddles. Or did you forget

That was the old gang, it’s groovy now.

Are we not the naked vomitting westlife appreciation gangbang _ello gang, anymore?

I think that’s a very groovy gang, therefore we are still the naked vomitting westlife appreciation gangbang _ello gang, just a groovy version of it.

groovy baby."

You know it.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
22 weeks ago

Hereabouts

I'll bring "guess my fart".

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
22 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Anyone can join. Bring whatever fuckery you like."

Cake, I can bring cake!

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Anyone can join. Bring whatever fuckery you like.

Cake, I can bring cake!"

Is it fuckery cake?

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"I'll bring "guess my fart". "

Why not? We've had worse offerings

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
22 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Anyone can join. Bring whatever fuckery you like.

Cake, I can bring cake!

Is it fuckery cake?"

Sponge cake, though I guess I could find a recipe for fuckery cake

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By *iddlesticksMan
22 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Anyone can join. Bring whatever fuckery you like.

Cake, I can bring cake!

Is it fuckery cake?

Sponge cake, though I guess I could find a recipe for fuckery cake"

I’ll help you mix it.

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Anyone can join. Bring whatever fuckery you like.

Cake, I can bring cake!

Is it fuckery cake?

Sponge cake, though I guess I could find a recipe for fuckery cake"

perfect. Love a good fuckery

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Anyone can join. Bring whatever fuckery you like.

Cake, I can bring cake!

Is it fuckery cake?

Sponge cake, though I guess I could find a recipe for fuckery cake

perfect. Love a good fuckery"

Cake......

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By *r Black 85Man
22 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm having a delivery of rocket fuel as we speak

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By *ah HumbugMan
22 weeks ago

here and there

I'm joining the red hand gang instead

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"I'm joining the red hand gang instead "

On a gathering storm?

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By *uxurybubblesCouple
22 weeks ago

by the sea

Knock knock

Knock Knock Knock

That's the secret Knock right?

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By *allandathletic OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Asgard


"Knock knock

Knock Knock Knock

That's the secret Knock right?"

you knows it. Welcome in

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By *ife NinjaMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I'll bring cola bottles

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By *uxurybubblesCouple
22 weeks ago

by the sea

We will bring paddles, belts and other toys

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By *cnugatugMan
22 weeks ago

Chatham

God it's another boring day how are you all

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