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Feeling sad. Brighten my day!

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By *ivemealadyboner OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

somewhere

I need majorly cheering up, whose got any good jokes? Something to make me giggle to make the boobs jiggle? I like dark humour if it helps.

I got therapy later so hopefully that will sort me out.

Have a lovely day x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
23 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh. Ditto.

Only 2 more hours of wallowing before therapy for me.

I have nothing helpful or funny right now. But I'm just here to leech

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By *parkle1974Woman
23 weeks ago

Leeds

What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?

“But I thought I was flying 71 miles per hour.”

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By *r99mr99Man
23 weeks ago

Ealing


"I need majorly cheering up, whose got any good jokes? Something to make me giggle to make the boobs jiggle? I like dark humour if it helps.

I got therapy later so hopefully that will sort me out.

Have a lovely day x"

You have really lovely eyes

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By *oewes69Man
23 weeks ago

wakefield

I once met a women who said her pelvic muscles where so strong that no man would ever dare to finger her.

So i offered to help and she snatched my hand off.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
23 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I so have a joke for you, but odds are ill probably get a ban for it

Mr

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By *enk15Man
23 weeks ago

Evesham

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight to my wife to tell her about it, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Oh. Ditto.

Only 2 more hours of wallowing before therapy for me.

I have nothing helpful or funny right now. But I'm just here to leech "

Goth women - sane, sober, sexy: pick any two.

(I was married to one - she told me that joke. On her way to therapy.)

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By *ivemealadyboner OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

somewhere

You lot really are a lovely bunch, thank you x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
23 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Oh. Ditto.

Only 2 more hours of wallowing before therapy for me.

I have nothing helpful or funny right now. But I'm just here to leech

Goth women - sane, sober, sexy: pick any two.

(I was married to one - she told me that joke. On her way to therapy.)

"

Hey. I think I'm sane, the therapy is mostly for maintenance these days

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By *d4fun73Man
23 weeks ago

Shipley

If Germany hadn't scored 5 goals Scotland would have won one nil

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By *ansoffateMan
23 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I don't think I ever got over my grandmother's death. When I was a kid, my grandmother died from a heart attack during my ninth birthday party. Literally, while she was eating cake. And I guess that must have screwed me up a little bit, you know? I mean, I still have birthday parties, but now I'm just careful what I wish for.

I have therapy tomorrow. It's a small world after all.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
23 weeks ago

Bromley

2 dyslexic's run into a bank and shout air in the hands this is a fuck up

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By *till gameMan
23 weeks ago

two doors down

As my username would suggest, I’m a huge fan of the Scottish sit com _till game.

It’s on iPlayer and I think Netflix, watch a few episodes of that and you’ll be smiling

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By *ustamanMan
23 weeks ago

weymouth

Two nuns riding a tandem down a country lane, one says I've never come this way before. The other says, no it must be the cobbles

I'll get my coat

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By *ivemealadyboner OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

somewhere

Pahahaha, thank you for making me giggle with all your jokes, they have helped me a little x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
23 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

No jokes but I have a picture of our top hat wearing trex that is currently occupying our staff room....long story

Tinder

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By *oewes69Man
23 weeks ago

wakefield

Went down on a women without realizing she was on her period. As you can imagine i was very red in the face.

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By *olvesfunguyMan
23 weeks ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

Teacher asked her class "who can give me a sentence with the word fascinate in?"

Little Jimmy puts his hand up "I can Miss. My coat has ten buttons but I can only fasten eight!"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Oh. Ditto.

Only 2 more hours of wallowing before therapy for me.

I have nothing helpful or funny right now. But I'm just here to leech

Goth women - sane, sober, sexy: pick any two.

(I was married to one - she told me that joke. On her way to therapy.)

Hey. I think I'm sane, the therapy is mostly for maintenance these days "

Yeah, yeah...

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By *agatoXXXMan
23 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"If Germany hadn't scored 5 goals Scotland would have won one nil "

It depends on whether one of the ones they didn't score was the OG Germany scored or not.

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