FabSwingers.com forum: Smelly booty or smelly breath?

By *esiGalGuy123 OP Man
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

Which can you live without?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely and without overthinking this one could lead to the other

So I would say I’m out to both

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By *oewes69Man
over a year ago

wakefield

Smelly crack. Something that has always given me the ick

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By *esiGalGuy123 OP Man
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"Which can you live without? "

Or which is the lesser evil if the two?

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By *esiGalGuy123 OP Man
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"Which can you live without?

Or which is the lesser evil if the two?"

*Which is lesser evil of the two?

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Neither

Hygiene is the most important thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this really an either or question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall remain celibate

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

If someone wakes up in the morning thinking shall I clean my teeth or arse today, or has these on some kind of rota system I would think they are best avoided.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Is this really an either or question?

I never really thought of it as a choice. Which should i do today, brush my teeth or wash my arse … can’t be expected to di both

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"If someone wakes up in the morning thinking shall I clean my teeth or arse today, or has these on some kind of rota system I would think they are best avoided."

Exactly what I was just thinking.

Do they flip a coin? Heads. Ok, washing the teeth again, arse will have to wait til another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death breath or clinkered sphincter.

Which shall ye choose to keep today.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Well you can chew gum not sure it works in your brown eye though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you can chew gum not sure it works in your brown eye though "

Chew a lump up and pack it up there.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Well you can chew gum not sure it works in your brown eye though "

Sounds like there's a gap in the market for an arse freshener invention ... dragons den anyone?!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Well you can chew gum not sure it works in your brown eye though "

Shower gel?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"Well you can chew gum not sure it works in your brown eye though

Shower gel? "

How many people walk around with shower gel randomly

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By *ripfillMan
over a year ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Hygiene please … scrubbed and rubbed, polished and buffed …

You can always use gaffer tape over the mouth

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Well you can chew gum not sure it works in your brown eye though

Shower gel?

How many people walk around with shower gel randomly

I was thinking more about using it at home on a regular basis

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Hygiene please … scrubbed and rubbed, polished and buffed …

You can always use gaffer tape over the mouth

Erm... aren't there laws against that

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By *esiGalGuy123 OP Man
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"Well you can chew gum not sure it works in your brown eye though

Sounds like there's a gap in the market for an arse freshener invention ... dragons den anyone?!

Ha ha ha ha. Good one

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By *esiGalGuy123 OP Man
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"Hygiene please … scrubbed and rubbed, polished and buffed …

You can always use gaffer tape over the mouth

Erm... aren't there laws against that

Exactly. I take personal hygiene my no. 1 priority, always. However I've seen people who lack in this department which is a massive turn off. I mean how much of an effort is it to be nice and clean, and smelling fresh??

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By *esiGalGuy123 OP Man
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"Death breath or clinkered sphincter.

Which shall ye choose to keep today. "

Ha ha ha ha

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By *ripfillMan
over a year ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"Hygiene please … scrubbed and rubbed, polished and buffed …

You can always use gaffer tape over the mouth

Erm... aren't there laws against that

Oh heck ….? … ups a daisy .. !

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