FabSwingers.com forum: Clichés especially Football ones.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
21 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Football commentators and pundits drive me mad.

Why do full backs always ‘bomb on’

Why is it always a wand of a left boot, never a right foot.

Where are all the identical twins of your Bellinghams, your Fodens and your Kanes.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

It’s a cliché of two halves, Clive.

There are no easy clichés these days, we have to give each cliché full respect.

At the end of the day, I’ll take each cliché as it comes and give it 110 percent.

Fans were class as usual

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
21 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Oh don’t start me on 110%.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Put the ball in the onion bag - can be used both as a football commentator and on this site!

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By *yzykMan
21 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"Football commentators and pundits drive me mad.

Why is it always a wand of a left boot, never a right foot"

Also a cultured left foot, never a right

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By *aM 689Man
21 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Not sure its a cliché .. but the English media/pundits love a bit of 'its coming home..' even though it's never actually 'been home'

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By *he KakapoMan
21 weeks ago

A nice rock

The clichès are half the joy....

Especially in summer tournament football

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By *rRiosMan
21 weeks ago

dublin

Pump it into the mixer…

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By *8on33Man
21 weeks ago

winfrith

I love how they talk about what the team playing is thinking eg the Albanian team are scared to come forward or the Croatian team are going out wide to the wingers because they can't get through the middle.

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By *aomilatteCouple
21 weeks ago

Midlands

The manager has pulled him off at half time as he was having trouble penetrating

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By *aomilatteCouple
21 weeks ago

Midlands

It's got messy

He went in hard

He got around the back and produced a lovely finish

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By *estivalfunloverMan
21 weeks ago

didcot

Thrusting deep into the box looking for penetration.

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By *zeroMan
21 weeks ago

Glasgow

When they use insert players name as a position or source of solving problems.

"You know Gary in these situations you need a Messi, you need a Roberto Carlos, you need a Pirlo etc"

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By *rRiosMan
21 weeks ago

dublin

He’s got a wand of an appendage that can stroke it beautifully into the box…

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By *rBobbMan
21 weeks ago

Birmingham

They think it's all over.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

“They scored too early” has to be the worst one. Wtf does that even mean?

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By *illycarrolCouple
21 weeks ago

n/cle on tyne

WTF is front foot

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By *yzykMan
21 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

They set their stall out early doors

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By *rRiosMan
21 weeks ago

dublin

He doesn’t like it up ‘em

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By *till gameMan
21 weeks ago

two doors down

That’s what you call Brazilian samba football

Oh a bit of French flair

And my favourite, England are out

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By *ackdaw52Man
21 weeks ago

Chesterfield

It's coming home!!!!

It's never coming home. Accept it.

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By *jj2012Man
21 weeks ago

Barry

"Football commentators and pundits drive me mad.

Why do full backs always ‘bomb on’

Why is it always a wand of a left boot, never a right foot.

Where are all the identical twins of your Bellinghams, your Fodens and your Kanes. "
Some pundits are class Chris Kamara for example and the podcast with Keane, liniker, nevile, Rooney is funny as fuck

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By *oeBeansMan
21 weeks ago

Derby

All the build up of a free kick in a good position, only for it to be smashed into the wall

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By *oeBeansMan
21 weeks ago

Derby

Yeah, we're disappointed with the result and we know we haven't been good enough. We know something needs to change so need to put our heads down and bounce back.

After Every. Fucking. Loss

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By *ascaIMan
21 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"All the build up of a free kick in a good position, only for it to be smashed into the wall"

Ronaldo is the GOAT when it comes to this.

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By *oeBeansMan
21 weeks ago

Derby

"All the build up of a free kick in a good position, only for it to be smashed into the wall

Ronaldo is the GOAT when it comes to this."

Exactly who I thought of. The walking back, the stance, the puff of the cheeks aaaaaaand it's hit the guy at shin height

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By *oeBeansMan
21 weeks ago

Derby

Also when a team has a corner in the lastinute while trailing or drawing, only for it to inevitably hit the first man

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By *ou only live onceMan
21 weeks ago

London

Look, we're just taking it one game at a time...

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