FabSwingers.com forum: Best opening lines...

By *ake_or_death OP Man
23 weeks ago

Manchester

...of songs.

How about 'The bugger in the short-sleeves fucked my wife'?

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"I don't usually take off my clothes in a guys apartment, the very first time"

Line 2 is

"So if you see me taking off my shoes and socks, I hope you don't mind"

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By *lynJMan
23 weeks ago

Morden

Walking across the sitting room I turn the television off.

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By *quizzlyMan
23 weeks ago

Ryde

"Four score and seven beers ago." Is my favourite opening to any song.

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By *hatguy1010Man
23 weeks ago

Bristol

You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do

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By *ringbackfingeringMan
23 weeks ago

Coventry

"You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do"

Some times you gotta make some love, and fucking give her some smoochies too...

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Walking across the sitting room I turn the television off."

Good choice.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
23 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree"

Thanks, that's gonna be stuck in my head all night now

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By *lynJMan
23 weeks ago

Morden

"Walking across the sitting room I turn the television off.

Good choice.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

It’s a God awful small affair

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
23 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

We skipped the light fandango

Turned cartwheels cross the floor

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By *aM 689Man
23 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Hello

I've waited here for you

Everlong

After seeing them live yesterday .. has to be

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By *lynJMan
23 weeks ago

Morden

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day

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By *aM 689Man
23 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day"

Quality song

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landside

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Turn around.

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By *dfabMan
23 weeks ago

Dunboyne

There once was a woman,

A strange kinda woman...

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

There must be some kinda way out of here said the joker to the thief

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By *929Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle

The start of sugar baby love by the rubettes when it keeps building up as If something great is coming then he just starts screeching on. Perhaps not a line but best ever start to a song

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Hello darkness, my old friend

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day"

Hello? Is there anybody in there?"

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By *lynJMan
23 weeks ago

Morden

So, so you think you can tell

Heaven from Hell

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I hurt myself today

To see if I still feel

I focus on the pain

The only thing that's real

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landside

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see"

(Alternatively)

Tonight, I’m gonna have myself a real good time

I feel alive

And the world, I'll turn it inside out, yeah

I'm floating around in ecstasy

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By *aM 689Man
23 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"So, so you think you can tell

Heaven from Hell"

Good taste in music ..

Tune!

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By *iss_D_returnsWoman
23 weeks ago

dreamland

There's something wrong with the world today.

I don't know what it is

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By *lynJMan
23 weeks ago

Morden

"So, so you think you can tell

Heaven from Hell

Good taste in music ..

Tune! "

Cheers

Here's another one:

Bashee playing magician sitting lotus on the floor

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By *aM 689Man
23 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Loving you .. isn't the right thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

There is a house in New Orleans

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By *aM 689Man
23 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Baby shark doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo

Haha will be stuck in your head now

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Pistol shots ring out in the barroom night

Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall

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By *aizyWoman
23 weeks ago

west midlands

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah

Some call me the gangster of love

Some people call me Maurice

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

The hills are alive with the sound of music

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere

And build them a home, a little place of their own.

The Fletcher Memorial

Home for Incurable Tyrants and Kings.

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By *aM 689Man
23 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah

Some call me the gangster of love

Some people call me Maurice"

Twoot wooo .. couldn't figure out how to whistle at you in a forum

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

What'll you do when you get lonely

And nobody's waiting by your side?

You've been running and hiding much too long

You know it's just your foolish pride

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By *aizyWoman
23 weeks ago

west midlands

"Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah

Some call me the gangster of love

Some people call me Maurice

Twoot wooo .. couldn't figure out how to whistle at you in a forum

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light

Those days are over

You don't have to sell your body to the night

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Ryde

"You'd better ask your momma how to make a monster!"

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By *yzykMan
23 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Love and hate were in the air

Like pollen from a flower

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By *lynJMan
23 weeks ago

Morden

The silicon chip inside her head

Gets switched to overload

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Dreamed I was an Eskimo

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By *he Silver FuxMan
23 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Now this is the story all about how…

My life got flipped, turned upside down…

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By *ripfillMan
23 weeks ago

havant

Got my mojo working ….

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Mine was definitely the best...

Sorry!

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By *4bimMan
22 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man.

You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me.

Ace of spades - motorhead

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
22 weeks ago

Bristol

"You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do

Some times you gotta make some love, and fucking give her some smoochies too..."

Oh now this one is gonna be stuck in my head for days!

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By *herry delightWoman
22 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

On a hot summer night

Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

Will he offer me his mouth?

Yes

Will he offer me his teeth?

Yes

Will he offer me his jaws?

Yes

Will he offer me his hunger?

Yes

Again, will he offer me his hunger?

Yes

And will he starve without me?

Yes

And does he love me?

Yes

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