FabSwingers.com forum: Never had pop tart!

By *ivemealadyboner OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm almost 45 and never had a pop tart until this morning, a hot fudge Sunday thing and I over cooked them and now I feel like I'm seeing colours with all the sugar, 3/10.

Any of you guys got to a good age not trying, then you did and thought "nope, never again!"

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Just cooked some for my lad, toaster down as low as possible they only take a few minutes, he seems to like them although he doesn't like the new Smores one's though.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm 59 and I've never had a pop tarr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

52 and never had one

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Didn’t they get banned for burning people ?

Or is that just some nonsense knowledge that has randomly decided to reside in my brain?

The mr

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By *ripfillMan
over a year ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Great quote from Jesse …

“ today, I be mainly eating pop tarts “

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

So you've never put butter on one?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I've never had a Nando's

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By *ivemealadyboner OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"So you've never put butter on one?"

No lol

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

"So you've never put butter on one?

No lol"

It's so freakin' good...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"So you've never put butter on one?

No lol

It's so freakin' good..."

There's very little that isn't improved by the addition of butter

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

https://youtu.be/eCsraE-ATok?si=tWnmlW6yKnQ7GcHZ

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Me neither.

And not about to have one either. Too much sugar for my body to handle these days.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Nope never touched one.

Never had carrot cake. To be honest never had any cake other than a Victoria Sponge. I don’t really like cake

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

Between Sudbury n Haverhill

The idea of them never appealed.

But Katy Perry? Now there’s a pop tart I could enjoy lol

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Pop tarts and Lucky charms

If I eat enough it's like a mild hallucinogenic.

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By *laytime_13Woman
over a year ago

Lincs

"Pop tarts and Lucky charms

If I eat enough it's like a mild hallucinogenic."

Think all you’re missing from the American store is some kool aid and you’re off. Quite possibly literally on a sugar high

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Pop tarts and Lucky charms

If I eat enough it's like a mild hallucinogenic.

Think all you’re missing from the American store is some kool aid and you’re off. Quite possibly literally on a sugar high

Just grab a box of hostess honey buns and some Reeces from Walmart and you have a roadtrip.

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

It's no wonder 'Muricans is fuppin' crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had a Pop Tart, or jam donut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had sushi

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Took one bite of one.

Not a fan

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By *algraMan
over a year ago

Colchester

I am the same ... never had a nandos

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

The hot fudge Sunday is probably the worst one though

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By *laytime_13Woman
over a year ago

Lincs

"Pop tarts and Lucky charms

If I eat enough it's like a mild hallucinogenic.

Think all you’re missing from the American store is some kool aid and you’re off. Quite possibly literally on a sugar high

Just grab a box of hostess honey buns and some Reeces from Walmart and you have a roadtrip. "

I’ll have the honey buns, you can have the Reece’s

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've never had a Greggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had a Greggs"

I’ve never had a Greggs either.

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By *laytime_13Woman
over a year ago

Lincs

"I’ve never had a Pop Tart, or jam donut. "

How about a Krispy Kreme? Which on reflection is almost a combination of the two

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've never had a Krispy Kreme

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By *ood time Chris BMan
over a year ago

TAUNTON AREA

"So you've never put butter on one?"

Very good thank you Peter Griffin

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By *laytime_13Woman
over a year ago

Lincs

"I've never had a Krispy Kreme"

You are missing out.

I can take or leave a pop tart but a strawberry Krispy Kreme, that’s satisfaction right there

As to others missed out on this thread, not missing anything by not having had a Greggs (though I did have student friends who had their wedding catered by Dominos and Greggs - we all still remember it years later!) and Nando’s is ok but over rated imho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never had a Pop Tart, or jam donut.

How about a Krispy Kreme? Which on reflection is almost a combination of the two "

No, never a Krispy Kreme either.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive only had KFC once and nandos once which was ab embarrassing experience

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

I've had a pop tart but i have never tried Sushi

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Pop tarts and Lucky charms

If I eat enough it's like a mild hallucinogenic.

Think all you’re missing from the American store is some kool aid and you’re off. Quite possibly literally on a sugar high

Just grab a box of hostess honey buns and some Reeces from Walmart and you have a roadtrip.

I’ll have the honey buns, you can have the Reece’s

Ooft that's a tough one.

I'm cruising down the highway, late at night. You're sleeping, feet on the dash; those killer pins are making me wonder how far the next motel is...

Can I resist the temptation?

Or am I going to grab me a couple of your honey buns?

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Brucey fingered his own bumhole quite recently.

Wasn't for him

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"I’ve never had a Pop Tart, or jam donut.

How about a Krispy Kreme? Which on reflection is almost a combination of the two

No, never a Krispy Kreme either."

Sheeeeeshhhh... you should change this. And soon.

They're delicious.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

What the hell is a pop tart?

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By *ggdrasil66Man
over a year ago

Saltdean

I’ve never had one either. Am I missing out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo... I take them camping and eat then cold for breakfast!! Maybe I'll try and toast them

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

No I’ve never had one or a Nando’s either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter used to love them when she was a teenager. Me, I think they are gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a Pop-Tart. It feels like one of those "I've given up on life and settling for this" kinda foods

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I've never had a Pop-Tart. It feels like one of those "I've given up on life and settling for this" kinda foods

I think that's Kale.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’m not familiar with Pop Tarts, is it something to do with Katy Perry

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By *ffervescentMan
over a year ago

winfrith

me neither .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are the must over priced crap going lol

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By *ivemealadyboner OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

Never had 5 guys or a wagamamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a tart pop at me once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had 5 guys or a wagamamas "

Never had Wagamamas either.

I’ve had Fiver Guys Burger. You aren’t missing much in my opinion. Unless you’re into five guys.

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By *ivemealadyboner OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Never had 5 guys or a wagamamas

Never had Wagamamas either.

I’ve had Fiver Guys Burger. You aren’t missing much in my opinion. Unless you’re into five guys.

They seem very over priced (I couldn't handle actual 5 guys lol)

I do like a Wendy's burger though

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I have had a Pop Tart - in the early 1990s I guess when they first launched - and we nagged my Mum to buy them as they looked so exciting. I desperately wanted to like them, but even 12yo me knew they were shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had one either they were always too expensive growing up can’t believe they were actually advertised as a good breakfast food back when we were kids

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I have had a Pop Tart - in the early 1990s I guess when they first launched - and we nagged my Mum to buy them as they looked so exciting. I desperately wanted to like them, but even 12yo me knew they were shite!

I was the same, I was so disappointed they were disgusting, my mum made me finish them though, after all the fuss I had gone through to make her buy me them!

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By *ivemealadyboner OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

It's like eating a sugary rivta. Horrible

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I was the same, I was so disappointed they were disgusting, my mum made me finish them though, after all the fuss I had gone through to make her buy me them!

Oh, my Mum is less strict than your Mum!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I was the same, I was so disappointed they were disgusting, my mum made me finish them though, after all the fuss I had gone through to make her buy me them!

Oh, my Mum is less strict than your Mum!

In my mum's defence I did go on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope and I have no desire to try one

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I had some when I was a kid and liked them, but I think it would be instant diabetes now.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Cinnamon pop tarts as hangover food are one of the greatest things ever invented

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