FabSwingers.com forum: The world is going to end in 10 minutes

By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

You turn to your partner/fwb and say?

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By *onkeynutWoman
35 weeks ago

somewhere

I don’t have either so I guess I’m dying in silence

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By *ou only live onceMan
35 weeks ago

London

Do we have any ice cream in the freezer?

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By *ou only live onceMan
35 weeks ago

London

"Do we have any ice cream in the freezer?"

Nothing sexy, just don't want to waste any Ben 'n' Jerry's.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
35 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

If I don't die with a cock in my throat I lose a bet.

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By *uffsandkinkCouple
35 weeks ago

leeds

How many times can I make you cum before the world ends

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Put Corrie on for us will ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"You turn to your partner/fwb and say? "

Thank fuck

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By *ilva69Man
35 weeks ago

stockport

At least it will stop the neighbours banging on the wall!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Can I shit on your chest

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By *nomeo_and_julietCouple
35 weeks ago

Near Glasgow

Fancy some toast

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By *ucka39Man
35 weeks ago

Newcastle

"I don’t have either so I guess I’m dying in silence

You masturbate and say cum quickly

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

Well, the aliens are picking me up in 9.

But you're fucked.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
35 weeks ago

somewhere

"fuck sake, I've just forked out eight grand for a funeral!!"

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By *lynJMan
35 weeks ago

Morden

Damn, I missed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Stick the kettle on, just enough time for a quick brew.

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By *ad NannaWoman
35 weeks ago

East London

Told ya.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
35 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I don't have a partner or fwb so i guess I will be talking to the cats

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"It was fun"

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By *agatoXXXMan
35 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

10 minutes? That's not long enough to make and drink a good cup of tea. Tell them to put it off for at least another 5 minutes.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
35 weeks ago

Colchester

I'd like to know how and why, so pop the telly on/check social media and make sure it's not a prank or something.

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By *arkbigcock300Man
35 weeks ago

LONDONDERRY

id go round to my brothers house hoping his wife would be in the horse stables ..if she was id bend her over and give her a good shagging ...

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By *iss.ddWoman
35 weeks ago

Leeds + Newcastle

"You turn to your partner/fwb and say? "

Go and get the dogs

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By *eacefulWizardMan
35 weeks ago

Champery (portes du soleil) Switzerland

Let's fuck both our arses and cum, we can then do cosmic magic... Who knows, might stop that shit from happening.

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By *lex CoxMan
35 weeks ago

Porth

I need to slap everyones faces as In the new roadhouse film

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
35 weeks ago

Bourne lincs

That's more than can be said for this site. It's been finished for yrs. Just full of people looking at ur pics or talk about it on here lol.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
35 weeks ago

Leeds

See you later baked potato, it’s been a pleasure.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Do you like the music of showaddywaddy??

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By *unchalMan
35 weeks ago

Dartford

"Do you like the music of showaddywaddy??"
At

Always!

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By *heonixrising500Man
35 weeks ago

Barnsley

Didnt end like this in the book

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
35 weeks ago

Wherever

I don’t have a partner or anyone to talk to so I’ll just think to myself “Finally, is that it?”

Hopefully I will be with my kids in this moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Probably spend 10 mins screaming in terror.

And having one last boobie squeeze.

Go out on a high, like

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By *iberius61Man
35 weeks ago

Pontefract

"Do we have any ice cream in the freezer?"

There is always ice cream in the freezer

some friends of ours recently told me that in their new house, they didn't plan to have a freezer, they were only going to live off fresh food. Where are they going to put the ice cream

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
35 weeks ago

somewhere

"Do we have any ice cream in the freezer?

There is always ice cream in the freezer

some friends of ours recently told me that in their new house, they didn't plan to have a freezer, they were only going to live off fresh food. Where are they going to put the ice cream

Why are you friends with them?! Mind you saying that, I have a freezer but rarely have ice cream but we have the option too lol x

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By *iberius61Man
35 weeks ago

Pontefract

"...Why are you friends with them?!..."

She has the most divine ass

...and he's my ironman training partner

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By *ripfillMan
35 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

… did you feed the cat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Typical, it didn't end before work.

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By *hiversMan
35 weeks ago

Dinas Powys

Don't have either,so I guess I'm going to go hug the dog

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By *reative-mindMan
35 weeks ago

Exeter

What do you want to do with the other 8 minutes 30 seconds after sex?

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By *iberius61Man
35 weeks ago

Pontefract

"… did you feed the cat ? "

Lol...there are some feral cats living in my old outbuildings, every morning they stand outside the door to be fed. 2 are friendly, 1 shy, and one a hissing ball of teeth and claws if you get too close, she has drawn blood twice.

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By *cotsguyyMan
35 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

The alarm goes off, blaring it's monotonous whaaa-whaaa repeatedly. Slowly waking up bleary eyed and groggy, hearing the news coming over the radio that the world is going to end in ten minutes (I'm curious how, is it something we've decided to do? have we had enough?).

No point pressing the fifteen minutes snooze then, unplugging the thing entirely.

The news is too big to sink in straight away, I can't help being made to think of Bowie's Five Years. As the news gradually sinks in I roll over and say:

"Who the hell are you ??!!!"

I don't have a partner/fwb.

I really must learn to lock that front door properly.

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