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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over

See what I did there. Caught up with the numbers as we had two no19 threads.

This is MB's friendly chat thread to say hello to anyone who wants to come in, have a chat and build some friendships too. I suppose I have enjoyed the interaction with all of you lovely people and we had lots of laughs in some of the threads. Not always that easy though for new people, so they are particularly welcome on this thread and any that may follow. A safe place for all to come say hello and share how your day has been or anything else you want to chat about. All inclusive, caring and respectful please at all times.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
14 weeks ago

Hereabouts

I'm too easily confused for all these numbers

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"I'm too easily confused for all these numbers "

Oh you will get used to it

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over

I am hoping that people who don't find it easy to post will join our friendly chats on here too. I know it was not easy for me initially

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By *poolGuyMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

Anybody else remember the sitcom Soap? Where they did a "in previous episode" which finished "Confused? You will be."?

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By *nnCeeWoman
14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Come one, come all, to the friendliest thread of all.

Hugs for most, apart from Knitter. She gets glitter!

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Come one, come all, to the friendliest thread of all.

Hugs for most, apart from Knitter. She gets glitter! "

Don't forget the sparkles too

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Come one, come all, to the friendliest thread of all.

Hugs for most, apart from Knitter. She gets glitter! "

Hello, lots of poets on fab. Good to see you. How are you?

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Come one, come all, to the friendliest thread of all.

Hugs for most, apart from Knitter. She gets glitter!

Hello, lots of poets on fab. Good to see you. How are you? "

I just provide the alcohol

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Anybody else remember the sitcom Soap? Where they did a "in previous episode" which finished "Confused? You will be."?"

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry

so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka

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By *poolGuyMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka "

Den building?

Keep the vodka in the freezer?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka "

Oh dear, there is a d*unk in the house

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
14 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka "

Good evening everyone.

Building a den?? Do you have foxes for clients or am i missing something as always?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka

Good evening everyone.

Building a den?? Do you have foxes for clients or am i missing something as always? "

Hello and good to see you. No, just the usual friendly banter. How are you?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over

You know I like to kmow about tea/dinner and rather than starting another thread will be nice to know what you are having. I am on roast chicken salad this eve and then the last piece of chocolate cake

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry

haha i work with kids who are not going to school or fear of being excluded - todays had suggested he wanted to go den building - he struggled to walk for 10 minutes, was scared of the woods for fear of snakes and wolves.

my favourite comment of the day was that 'holding wood gives you splinters' ... my work colleague (male) looks and me and winks 'you have to handle wood correctly' .......... i didnt laugh - not much anyway

and yea vodka needed as the lovely young man decided he was not going to walk any further - so i suggested he got off his ass and walked back to the car i won !

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over

It's a very rewarding job giggles and have to have a bid of humour too. You seem to love it and is great to see

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham

Anyone got plans tonight?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Anyone got plans tonight?"

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep "

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?"

Just a touch of pinot

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over

I wonder where _oozle has gone this eve.

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"I wonder where _oozle has gone this eve. "

Into his cage possibly

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?

Just a touch of pinot "

.

You better finish the bottle

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"I wonder where _oozle has gone this eve.

Into his cage possibly "

With a gateaux

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By *poolGuyMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?

Just a touch of pinot "

Knew you had a bit os taste.

Hang on. Is that Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio?

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By *poolGuyMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I wonder where _oozle has gone this eve.

Into his cage possibly "

Mediating on how to calm down after a day of end users

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?

Just a touch of pinot

Knew you had a bit os taste.

Hang on. Is that Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio? "

Love noir

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?

Just a touch of pinot

Knew you had a bit os taste.

Hang on. Is that Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio? "

Another drinker in the gang

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By *poolGuyMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?

Just a touch of pinot

Knew you had a bit os taste.

Hang on. Is that Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio?

Love noir "

Phew. Correct answer

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By *poolGuyMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?

Just a touch of pinot

Knew you had a bit os taste.

Hang on. Is that Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio?

Another drinker in the gang "

Oh yes

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?

Just a touch of pinot

Knew you had a bit os taste.

Hang on. Is that Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio?

Another drinker in the gang

Oh yes "

Is it just wines or spirits too?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?

Just a touch of pinot

Knew you had a bit os taste.

Hang on. Is that Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio?

Another drinker in the gang

Oh yes

Is it just wines or spirits too?"

He is asking you if you like rum really

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?

Just a touch of pinot

Knew you had a bit os taste.

Hang on. Is that Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio?

Another drinker in the gang

Oh yes

Is it just wines or spirits too?

He is asking you if you like rum really "

Lol

I do like other spirits too

A nice cognac

A nice vodka

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
14 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka

Good evening everyone.

Building a den?? Do you have foxes for clients or am i missing something as always?

Hello and good to see you. No, just the usual friendly banter. How are you? "

Feeling a bit rough today but can’t complain at least I am not working and can relax

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?

Just a touch of pinot

Knew you had a bit os taste.

Hang on. Is that Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio?

Another drinker in the gang

Oh yes

Is it just wines or spirits too?

He is asking you if you like rum really

Lol

I do like other spirits too

A nice cognac

A nice vodka "

Definately a cognac

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe

Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka

Good evening everyone.

Building a den?? Do you have foxes for clients or am i missing something as always?

Hello and good to see you. No, just the usual friendly banter. How are you?

Feeling a bit rough today but can’t complain at least I am not working and can relax "

That's a win

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!"

Who let you out the cage

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By *poolGuyMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?

Just a touch of pinot

Knew you had a bit os taste.

Hang on. Is that Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio?

Another drinker in the gang

Oh yes

Is it just wines or spirits too?

He is asking you if you like rum really

Lol

I do like other spirits too

A nice cognac

A nice vodka

Definately a cognac "

Single malt

Armangac

Real ale

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Anyone got plans tonight?

Eat, drink, chat and eventually sleep

Any champagne/prosecco tonight?

Just a touch of pinot

Knew you had a bit os taste.

Hang on. Is that Pinot Noir or Pinot Grigio?

Another drinker in the gang

Oh yes

Is it just wines or spirits too?

He is asking you if you like rum really

Lol

I do like other spirits too

A nice cognac

A nice vodka

Definately a cognac "

My guy

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage "

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!

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By *poolGuyMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!"

Yo dude

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!"

You a wild one

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Yo dude "

Evening fella… I started my own 2 posts!!!, cake recipes and suggestions and MB appreciation !!!

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!

You a wild one "

Need my cream….

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over

Hello foozly, how are you

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Hello foozly, how are you "

Ok…. Runs to MB…. Wraps arms around him….

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!

You a wild one

Need my cream…."

I bet you do

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By *poolGuyMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!

You a wild one

Need my cream…."

Face cream? Body cream?

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!

You a wild one

Need my cream….

I bet you do "

Chantilly cream tonight, with some Jamaican cake your making!!

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!

You a wild one

Need my cream….

Face cream? Body cream? "

Ooo naughty…. Chantilly cream tonight !

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Hello foozly, how are you

Ok…. Runs to MB…. Wraps arms around him…. "

Good to see you, thanks for the embrace

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Hello foozly, how are you

Ok…. Runs to MB…. Wraps arms around him….

Good to see you, thanks for the embrace "

Always my friend… always…. Appreciation thread is going well !

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!

You a wild one

Need my cream….

I bet you do

Chantilly cream tonight, with some Jamaican cake your making!!"

Lol

It won't be ready till Christmas

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!

You a wild one

Need my cream….

I bet you do

Chantilly cream tonight, with some Jamaican cake your making!!

Lol

It won't be ready till Christmas "

Only 190 sleeps till Xmas though….

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!

You a wild one

Need my cream….

I bet you do

Chantilly cream tonight, with some Jamaican cake your making!!

Lol

It won't be ready till Christmas

Only 190 sleeps till Xmas though…."

Not that anyone's counting

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!

You a wild one

Need my cream….

I bet you do

Chantilly cream tonight, with some Jamaican cake your making!!

Lol

It won't be ready till Christmas

Only 190 sleeps till Xmas though….

Not that anyone's counting "

One thing to know… Xmas always comes around…. You can’t escape… no where to hide…. It will get you ….

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By *poolGuyMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!

You a wild one

Need my cream….

I bet you do

Chantilly cream tonight, with some Jamaican cake your making!!

Lol

It won't be ready till Christmas

Only 190 sleeps till Xmas though….

Not that anyone's counting "

I'm with Alan Rickman - Christmas is cancelled

Or Sheldon - Saturnalia

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!

You a wild one

Need my cream….

I bet you do

Chantilly cream tonight, with some Jamaican cake your making!!

Lol

It won't be ready till Christmas

Only 190 sleeps till Xmas though….

Not that anyone's counting

I'm with Alan Rickman - Christmas is cancelled

Or Sheldon - Saturnalia "

I’m will retreat to my cage at Xmas time and medically treat myself with intravenous wine!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry


"so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka

Good evening everyone.

Building a den?? Do you have foxes for clients or am i missing something as always?

Hello and good to see you. No, just the usual friendly banter. How are you?

Feeling a bit rough today but can’t complain at least I am not working and can relax

That's a win "

ooh excellent - eating magnum and drinking vodka in summer fruits !!! yea its great

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Herts


"so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka

Good evening everyone.

Building a den?? Do you have foxes for clients or am i missing something as always?

Hello and good to see you. No, just the usual friendly banter. How are you?

Feeling a bit rough today but can’t complain at least I am not working and can relax

That's a win

ooh excellent - eating magnum and drinking vodka in summer fruits !!! yea its great"

You just reminded me I’ve got magnums in the freezer. Win

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
14 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka

Good evening everyone.

Building a den?? Do you have foxes for clients or am i missing something as always?

Hello and good to see you. No, just the usual friendly banter. How are you?

Feeling a bit rough today but can’t complain at least I am not working and can relax

That's a win "

You have to look on the bright side

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka

Good evening everyone.

Building a den?? Do you have foxes for clients or am i missing something as always?

Hello and good to see you. No, just the usual friendly banter. How are you?

Feeling a bit rough today but can’t complain at least I am not working and can relax

That's a win

ooh excellent - eating magnum and drinking vodka in summer fruits !!! yea its great"

You are all making me hungry again, need to jump to cake thread and see what I can eat….

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka

Good evening everyone.

Building a den?? Do you have foxes for clients or am i missing something as always?

Hello and good to see you. No, just the usual friendly banter. How are you?

Feeling a bit rough today but can’t complain at least I am not working and can relax

That's a win

ooh excellent - eating magnum and drinking vodka in summer fruits !!! yea its great

You just reminded me I’ve got magnums in the freezer. Win "

Now drinking Magnum with vodka

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
14 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Evening all… Foozle sneaks in…. Big hugs !!

Who let you out the cage

Someone left the door open and I jumped out!

You a wild one

Need my cream….

I bet you do

Chantilly cream tonight, with some Jamaican cake your making!!"

You really do love cream don’t you _oozle

A true connoisseur of all things creamy

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry


"so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka

Good evening everyone.

Building a den?? Do you have foxes for clients or am i missing something as always?

Hello and good to see you. No, just the usual friendly banter. How are you?

Feeling a bit rough today but can’t complain at least I am not working and can relax

That's a win

ooh excellent - eating magnum and drinking vodka in summer fruits !!! yea its great

You just reminded me I’ve got magnums in the freezer. Win "

see Glow I have my uses

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"so it was a nnnnnn nineteen! but I skipped to the bottom so you already done that havent you !!!

hey peeps i been den building - and i get paid to do this !!! umm need vodka

Good evening everyone.

Building a den?? Do you have foxes for clients or am i missing something as always?

Hello and good to see you. No, just the usual friendly banter. How are you?

Feeling a bit rough today but can’t complain at least I am not working and can relax

That's a win

ooh excellent - eating magnum and drinking vodka in summer fruits !!! yea its great

You just reminded me I’ve got magnums in the freezer. Win

see Glow I have my uses "

List them

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe

Magnums eh… am I the only one thinking something else?…..

Guns…..

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry

ooh well im very imaginative in what i can put my vodka in

i have a capacity for finding great cakes !! - see i said finding and not baking !!

i have a wicked smile - apparently - its the most listed thing on my verifications - well that and my boobs!!

umm and im a great woody (off Toy story not woody here, sorry woody) - sing along - you have a friend in me

and sometimes im fluffy

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Anybody else remember the sitcom Soap? Where they did a "in previous episode" which finished "Confused? You will be."?"

Certainly do!

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"ooh well im very imaginative in what i can put my vodka in

i have a capacity for finding great cakes !! - see i said finding and not baking !!

i have a wicked smile - apparently - its the most listed thing on my verifications - well that and my boobs!!

umm and im a great woody (off Toy story not woody here, sorry woody) - sing along - you have a friend in me

and sometimes im fluffy"

I liked fluffy… she was a great bunny……

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"ooh well im very imaginative in what i can put my vodka in

i have a capacity for finding great cakes !! - see i said finding and not baking !!

i have a wicked smile - apparently - its the most listed thing on my verifications - well that and my boobs!!

umm and im a great woody (off Toy story not woody here, sorry woody) - sing along - you have a friend in me

and sometimes im fluffy"

That is a pretty excellent list, thanks for sharing. Let's see if anyone ekse dares to

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe

Here’s my list:

Drinks far too much wine

Enjoys snuggling in laps

Exceptionally naughty and needs spanking

Plays with others very well!

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By *poolGuyMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

How was Inside Out 2?

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"How was Inside Out 2?"

Inside out 1 but twice as long?

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By *nnCeeWoman
14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Come one, come all, to the friendliest thread of all.

Hugs for most, apart from Knitter. She gets glitter!

Hello, lots of poets on fab. Good to see you. How are you? "

I'm well, thank you, young man. I had a lovely weekend.

How are things with you? x

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool

Oh, flip, erm.....

Mary Poppins quotes at hand

Good with a whisk

Comfy lap

Good listener

Loves a double éntendre

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Oh, flip, erm.....

Mary Poppins quotes at hand

Good with a whisk

Comfy lap

Good listener

Loves a double éntendre

"

I appreciate the comfy lap and double entendres

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Come one, come all, to the friendliest thread of all.

Hugs for most, apart from Knitter. She gets glitter!

Hello, lots of poets on fab. Good to see you. How are you?

I'm well, thank you, young man. I had a lovely weekend.

How are things with you? x"

Good here and great to be amongst friends and lovely people That weekends sounds lovely

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"How was Inside Out 2?"

It was very good, thanks! Both girls enjoyed it, so well worth the trip. 8 year age gap, so it's not always easy to agree on activities!

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By *nnCeeWoman
14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"haha i work with kids who are not going to school or fear of being excluded - todays had suggested he wanted to go den building - he struggled to walk for 10 minutes, was scared of the woods for fear of snakes and wolves.

my favourite comment of the day was that 'holding wood gives you splinters' ... my work colleague (male) looks and me and winks 'you have to handle wood correctly' .......... i didnt laugh - not much anyway

and yea vodka needed as the lovely young man decided he was not going to walk any further - so i suggested he got off his ass and walked back to the car i won !"

Jeeeeezzzzzz... and this is the future of the world?! (Yes, I'm generalising completely here!!)

God (insert relevant Higher Power here) help us all!!

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By *poolGuyMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

Mine's a short list...

Biscuit aficianado

Genuine

Gives big hugs

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"haha i work with kids who are not going to school or fear of being excluded - todays had suggested he wanted to go den building - he struggled to walk for 10 minutes, was scared of the woods for fear of snakes and wolves.

my favourite comment of the day was that 'holding wood gives you splinters' ... my work colleague (male) looks and me and winks 'you have to handle wood correctly' .......... i didnt laugh - not much anyway

and yea vodka needed as the lovely young man decided he was not going to walk any further - so i suggested he got off his ass and walked back to the car i won !

Jeeeeezzzzzz... and this is the future of the world?! (Yes, I'm generalising completely here!!)

God (insert relevant Higher Power here) help us all!!"

Foozle to the rescue….. zap them with _oozle dust….

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By *nnCeeWoman
14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Tea/dinner here was a seeded wrap, spread with houmous, some toasted seeds, some baked falafels, a mini cucumber chopped, 3 chopped cherry tomatoes and some salad leaves.

Later, I will have an apple, a nectarine and 2 apricots

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By *nnCeeWoman
14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Foozle to the rescue….. zap them with _oozle dust…."

That or lob spoilt cream at them!!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Tea/dinner here was a seeded wrap, spread with houmous, some toasted seeds, some baked falafels, a mini cucumber chopped, 3 chopped cherry tomatoes and some salad leaves.

Later, I will have an apple, a nectarine and 2 apricots"

That sounds lovely and rather healthy. We must follow your lead. And now I wantba nectarine, I love them

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Tea/dinner here was a seeded wrap, spread with houmous, some toasted seeds, some baked falafels, a mini cucumber chopped, 3 chopped cherry tomatoes and some salad leaves.

Later, I will have an apple, a nectarine and 2 apricots

That sounds lovely and rather healthy. We must follow your lead. And now I wantba nectarine, I love them "

I have some nectarines,MB, have one of mine - they're ripe and very juicy.

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By *poolGuyMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

Night you lovely people, chat tomorrow.

Hugs n kisses

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By *nnCeeWoman
14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

And my list of positives (based on other people's verification plus points)

Cheerful (ha!! you can tell they've only seen me with alcohol)

Friendly

Funny

Sings OK (most of the time)

Gives awesome hugs

Good kisser

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Night you lovely people, chat tomorrow.

Hugs n kisses"

Good night fella, sleep well!

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe

Well I’m off also for the night my lovelies… kisses all around ……sleep well all!

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By *nnCeeWoman
14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Tea/dinner here was a seeded wrap, spread with houmous, some toasted seeds, some baked falafels, a mini cucumber chopped, 3 chopped cherry tomatoes and some salad leaves.

Later, I will have an apple, a nectarine and 2 apricots

That sounds lovely and rather healthy. We must follow your lead. And now I wantba nectarine, I love them "

I do try... Still got a few more stones to lose... although I did also have a packet of Hula Hoops, and there might be a cookie involved later too!!

I love crunchy nectarines! (I'm weird and like most fruit crunchy)

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By *nnCeeWoman
14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Night LpoolGuy, and Fooz xx

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool

[Removed by poster at 17/06/24 21:27:45]

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool

Good night you two. See you in the morning!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Well I’m off also for the night my lovelies… kisses all around ……sleep well all!"

You too, take care

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry


"haha i work with kids who are not going to school or fear of being excluded - todays had suggested he wanted to go den building - he struggled to walk for 10 minutes, was scared of the woods for fear of snakes and wolves.

my favourite comment of the day was that 'holding wood gives you splinters' ... my work colleague (male) looks and me and winks 'you have to handle wood correctly' .......... i didnt laugh - not much anyway

and yea vodka needed as the lovely young man decided he was not going to walk any further - so i suggested he got off his ass and walked back to the car i won !

Jeeeeezzzzzz... and this is the future of the world?! (Yes, I'm generalising completely here!!)

God (insert relevant Higher Power here) help us all!!

Foozle to the rescue….. zap them with _oozle dust…."

the child is autistic and pda - parents allow alot of the behaviour - no boundaries, we are there to try and improve the behaviour - there are a lot of these kids about.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry


"Night you lovely people, chat tomorrow.

Hugs n kisses"

night xx

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry


"Well I’m off also for the night my lovelies… kisses all around ……sleep well all!"

night xx

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Night you lovely people, chat tomorrow.

Hugs n kisses"

And you too. Goodnight

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"haha i work with kids who are not going to school or fear of being excluded - todays had suggested he wanted to go den building - he struggled to walk for 10 minutes, was scared of the woods for fear of snakes and wolves.

my favourite comment of the day was that 'holding wood gives you splinters' ... my work colleague (male) looks and me and winks 'you have to handle wood correctly' .......... i didnt laugh - not much anyway

and yea vodka needed as the lovely young man decided he was not going to walk any further - so i suggested he got off his ass and walked back to the car i won !

Jeeeeezzzzzz... and this is the future of the world?! (Yes, I'm generalising completely here!!)

God (insert relevant Higher Power here) help us all!!

Foozle to the rescue….. zap them with _oozle dust….

the child is autistic and pda - parents allow alot of the behaviour - no boundaries, we are there to try and improve the behaviour - there are a lot of these kids about."

That's tough, if parents are allowing behaviours. Most autistic children need routines and boundaries.

Such worthwhile employment, giggles, much respect.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Tea/dinner here was a seeded wrap, spread with houmous, some toasted seeds, some baked falafels, a mini cucumber chopped, 3 chopped cherry tomatoes and some salad leaves.

Later, I will have an apple, a nectarine and 2 apricots

That sounds lovely and rather healthy. We must follow your lead. And now I wantba nectarine, I love them

I do try... Still got a few more stones to lose... although I did also have a packet of Hula Hoops, and there might be a cookie involved later too!!

I love crunchy nectarines! (I'm weird and like most fruit crunchy)"

Not weird. I quite like crunchy some rioe too

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool

I'm going to make myself a sleepy tea and take myself to bed. Goodnight, whoever is still here. Chat again in the morning.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"I'm going to make myself a sleepy tea and take myself to bed. Goodnight, whoever is still here. Chat again in the morning. "

Good night and sweet dreams

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By *nnCeeWoman
14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"the child is autistic and pda - parents allow alot of the behaviour - no boundaries, we are there to try and improve the behaviour - there are a lot of these kids about."

OK... my apologies, I rescind my comment, I was unaware. I thought they child you were talking about was just being a little, erm, "darling".

Well done you for trying to get these kids back on the straight and narrow xx

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By *nnCeeWoman
14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I'm going to make myself a sleepy tea and take myself to bed. Goodnight, whoever is still here. Chat again in the morning. "

Night night Mrs FC xx

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over

Good morning all. Early start and busy day ahead. I hope you all have a lovely day. I will be popping in and out when I can and will also do another thread in waiting in case you feel rather chatty and fill this one up. Enjoy

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Good morning all. Early start and busy day ahead. I hope you all have a lovely day. I will be popping in and out when I can and will also do another thread in waiting in case you feel rather chatty and fill this one up. Enjoy "

Have a great day

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Good morning all. Early start and busy day ahead. I hope you all have a lovely day. I will be popping in and out when I can and will also do another thread in waiting in case you feel rather chatty and fill this one up. Enjoy

Have a great day "

Thanks and you too.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool

Good morning! A sunny start here, lots of positive vibes going out to all of you. Have a wonderful day.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Good morning! A sunny start here, lots of positive vibes going out to all of you. Have a wonderful day. "

And you too. Just need those vibes as another busy day ahead and a particular meeting I am not looking forward to.

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Good morning! A sunny start here, lots of positive vibes going out to all of you. Have a wonderful day.

And you too. Just need those vibes as another busy day ahead and a particular meeting I am not looking forward to. "

Sending the Rastaman Vibration your way: full of positivity

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Good morning! A sunny start here, lots of positive vibes going out to all of you. Have a wonderful day. "

Ditto

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe

Good morning all!

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Good morning! A sunny start here, lots of positive vibes going out to all of you. Have a wonderful day.

And you too. Just need those vibes as another busy day ahead and a particular meeting I am not looking forward to. "

Take cake. That'll improve the meeting!

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Good morning all!"

Morning

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Good morning! A sunny start here, lots of positive vibes going out to all of you. Have a wonderful day.

And you too. Just need those vibes as another busy day ahead and a particular meeting I am not looking forward to.

Take cake. That'll improve the meeting! "

Ply them with alcohol

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe

Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream…."

What are you bringing?!

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?! "

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs…."

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake! "

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table…. "

Just don't drop the knife!

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife! "

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything…. "

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it "

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it "

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……"

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean!

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean! "

… cake around mouth…. Oops …..

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean!

… cake around mouth…. Oops ….. "

I hope that's your own mouth

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean!

… cake around mouth…. Oops …..

I hope that's your own mouth"

Naughty… of course…. help me clean it please

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean!

… cake around mouth…. Oops …..

I hope that's your own mouth

Naughty… of course…. help me clean it please "

.....passes damp kitchen roll.....

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean!

… cake around mouth…. Oops …..

I hope that's your own mouth

Naughty… of course…. help me clean it please

.....passes damp kitchen roll....."

… Foozle eats kitchen roll… issue still remains …

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean!

… cake around mouth…. Oops …..

I hope that's your own mouth

Naughty… of course…. help me clean it please

.....passes damp kitchen roll.....

… Foozle eats kitchen roll… issue still remains …"

.....Mrs. FC despairs.....

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
14 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Good morning all, i hope your day has started off in the right foot

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Good morning all, i hope your day has started off in the right foot "

I started on the left foot this morning!, yep left foot hit the floor out of bed…..

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean!

… cake around mouth…. Oops …..

I hope that's your own mouth

Naughty… of course…. help me clean it please

.....passes damp kitchen roll.....

… Foozle eats kitchen roll… issue still remains …

.....Mrs. FC despairs....."

… Foozle hugs Mrs FC… cake all over top….

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean!

… cake around mouth…. Oops …..

I hope that's your own mouth

Naughty… of course…. help me clean it please

.....passes damp kitchen roll.....

… Foozle eats kitchen roll… issue still remains …

.....Mrs. FC despairs.....

… Foozle hugs Mrs FC… cake all over top…."

......Mrs. FC leaves to change her outfit.....

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean!

… cake around mouth…. Oops …..

I hope that's your own mouth

Naughty… of course…. help me clean it please

.....passes damp kitchen roll.....

… Foozle eats kitchen roll… issue still remains …

.....Mrs. FC despairs.....

… Foozle hugs Mrs FC… cake all over top….

......Mrs. FC leaves to change her outfit....."

..Foozle tries to follow…..

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean!

… cake around mouth…. Oops …..

I hope that's your own mouth

Naughty… of course…. help me clean it please

.....passes damp kitchen roll.....

… Foozle eats kitchen roll… issue still remains …

.....Mrs. FC despairs.....

… Foozle hugs Mrs FC… cake all over top….

......Mrs. FC leaves to change her outfit.....

..Foozle tries to follow….."

.....tries, but doesn't succeed.....He trips in his excitement and lands face first on the floor....

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean!

… cake around mouth…. Oops …..

I hope that's your own mouth

Naughty… of course…. help me clean it please

.....passes damp kitchen roll.....

… Foozle eats kitchen roll… issue still remains …

.....Mrs. FC despairs.....

… Foozle hugs Mrs FC… cake all over top….

......Mrs. FC leaves to change her outfit.....

..Foozle tries to follow…..

.....tries, but doesn't succeed.....He trips in his excitement and lands face first on the floor...."

…Mrs FC returns in short skirt… Foozle looks up from floor…..

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean!

… cake around mouth…. Oops …..

I hope that's your own mouth

Naughty… of course…. help me clean it please

.....passes damp kitchen roll.....

… Foozle eats kitchen roll… issue still remains …

.....Mrs. FC despairs.....

… Foozle hugs Mrs FC… cake all over top….

......Mrs. FC leaves to change her outfit.....

..Foozle tries to follow…..

.....tries, but doesn't succeed.....He trips in his excitement and lands face first on the floor....

…Mrs FC returns in short skirt… Foozle looks up from floor….."

.......white shirt, short skirt, man, I feel like a woman....

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Cake already…. Looks like it going to be a good day!

Don’t forget the cream….

What are you bringing?!

Enthusiasm, wit and a naughty roaming hand…. Oh and cream eclairs….

It roams its way to the biggest slice of cake!

Oh yes…. Fingers gradually sliding across the table….

Just don't drop the knife!

Ok…. Can’t promise anything….

If you drop it, you'll have to go and wash it

Is it naughty if I drop it?, do I get told off by you in some way……

And I mean wash it, not lick it clean!

… cake around mouth…. Oops …..

I hope that's your own mouth

Naughty… of course…. help me clean it please

.....passes damp kitchen roll.....

… Foozle eats kitchen roll… issue still remains …

.....Mrs. FC despairs.....

… Foozle hugs Mrs FC… cake all over top….

......Mrs. FC leaves to change her outfit.....

..Foozle tries to follow…..

.....tries, but doesn't succeed.....He trips in his excitement and lands face first on the floor....

…Mrs FC returns in short skirt… Foozle looks up from floor…..

.......white shirt, short skirt, man, I feel like a woman...."

… Mrs FC’s singing gets Foozle excited…..

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
14 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Good morning all, i hope your day has started off in the right foot

I started on the left foot this morning!, yep left foot hit the floor out of bed….."

Left foot first now the rest of your day is screwed

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Good morning all, i hope your day has started off in the right foot

I started on the left foot this morning!, yep left foot hit the floor out of bed…..

Left foot first now the rest of your day is screwed "

Ooo hopefully…. Mrs FC is serenading Shania Twain style….

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Good morning all, i hope your day has started off in the right foot

I started on the left foot this morning!, yep left foot hit the floor out of bed…..

Left foot first now the rest of your day is screwed "

Hello Swiss! How are you this morning?!

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By *r John WickMan
14 weeks ago

The Continental

Feck!

Arse!

Drink!

That would be an ecumenical matter!

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Feck!

Arse!

Drink!

That would be an ecumenical matter! "

Mr. Wick, welcome back to the thread, so lovely to see you helicopter in!

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By *r John WickMan
14 weeks ago

The Continental


"Feck!

Arse!

Drink!

That would be an ecumenical matter!

Mr. Wick, welcome back to the thread, so lovely to see you helicopter in! "

Oi oi!

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Feck!

Arse!

Drink!

That would be an ecumenical matter!

Mr. Wick, welcome back to the thread, so lovely to see you helicopter in!

Oi oi! "

Saveloy!

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
14 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Good morning all, i hope your day has started off in the right foot

I started on the left foot this morning!, yep left foot hit the floor out of bed…..

Left foot first now the rest of your day is screwed

Hello Swiss! How are you this morning?! "

Still a little under the weather but much better than yesterday.

How are you doing?

Building anymore Dens?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
14 weeks ago

St Leonards

i....

Wait!?

".....caring and respectful...".

Bugger!

Still not in xxxx

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Good morning all, i hope your day has started off in the right foot

I started on the left foot this morning!, yep left foot hit the floor out of bed…..

Left foot first now the rest of your day is screwed

Hello Swiss! How are you this morning?!

Still a little under the weather but much better than yesterday.

How are you doing?

Building anymore Dens?"

That was Giggles, but I do have experience of building indoor dens!

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
14 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Good morning all, i hope your day has started off in the right foot

I started on the left foot this morning!, yep left foot hit the floor out of bed…..

Left foot first now the rest of your day is screwed

Hello Swiss! How are you this morning?!

Still a little under the weather but much better than yesterday.

How are you doing?

Building anymore Dens?

That was Giggles, but I do have experience of building indoor dens! "

Sorry my mistake, what kind of dens do you build?

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Good morning all, i hope your day has started off in the right foot

I started on the left foot this morning!, yep left foot hit the floor out of bed…..

Left foot first now the rest of your day is screwed

Hello Swiss! How are you this morning?!

Still a little under the weather but much better than yesterday.

How are you doing?

Building anymore Dens?

That was Giggles, but I do have experience of building indoor dens!

Sorry my mistake, what kind of dens do you build? "

Ohh, they're usually sheets and things draped over chairs and things, with lots of blankets and cushions inside for my younger one to have a little comfy spot! We haven't done one for a while, so I may have to build one on Friday for her as a surprise!

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe

All this talking of dens and tents…. Makes me want to build a tree house……..

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"All this talking of dens and tents…. Makes me want to build a tree house…….."

Trust you to go up in the world....branching out. Leaf-ing us behind. What a sap!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Herts


"All this talking of dens and tents…. Makes me want to build a tree house……..

Trust you to go up in the world....branching out. Leaf-ing us behind. What a sap! "

Did you know he wood treet the forum like that? Barking mad. Could at least conifer with others before making these decisions.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"All this talking of dens and tents…. Makes me want to build a tree house……..

Trust you to go up in the world....branching out. Leaf-ing us behind. What a sap!

Did you know he wood treet the forum like that? Barking mad. Could at least conifer with others before making these decisions. "

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe

All the lovely pines (puns), what cork I do without yew all…

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"All the lovely pines (puns), what cork I do without yew all… "

Oakay! Ash-ould have known you'd hedge your bets.

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"All the lovely pines (puns), what cork I do without yew all…

Oakay! Ash-ould have known you'd hedge your bets. "

Walnut I do without you both…. Really put a cherry on the threads!, I will extend an olive branch to the both of you…..

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
14 weeks ago

Pontypool


"All the lovely pines (puns), what cork I do without yew all…

Oakay! Ash-ould have known you'd hedge your bets.

Walnut I do without you both…. Really put a cherry on the threads!, I will extend an olive branch to the both of you….."

I've twigged what you're up to! Birch you thought you could trick me. Spruce yourself up!

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe


"All the lovely pines (puns), what cork I do without yew all…

Oakay! Ash-ould have known you'd hedge your bets.

Walnut I do without you both…. Really put a cherry on the threads!, I will extend an olive branch to the both of you…..

I've twigged what you're up to! Birch you thought you could trick me. Spruce yourself up! "

Stop larching around… I’ve pined for you all day and now your ebony me on …..

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over

Hello everyone, hope you had a good day. What a day though. Soaked to my smalls and that was just walking to my car. Had some rain of cataclysmic proportions

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By *r John WickMan
14 weeks ago

The Continental

Pervmigos!!!!

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By *oeydogsMan
14 weeks ago

brentwood

Hello all. Nice to have a nice chinwag sometimes and not just when I’m eating a lucky lady out haha I’m so funny

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Pervmigos!!!! "

Hooray, you are back. Good to see you. Hope your day has been good and jot as wet as mine

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Hello all. Nice to have a nice chinwag sometimes and not just when I’m eating a lucky lady out haha I’m so funny "

We will the judge of that in time. Hello and welcome

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By *oeydogsMan
14 weeks ago

brentwood


"Hello all. Nice to have a nice chinwag sometimes and not just when I’m eating a lucky lady out haha I’m so funny

We will the judge of that in time. Hello and welcome "

Don’t judge me it gives me a boner and I’m not gay

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By *r John WickMan
14 weeks ago

The Continental


"Pervmigos!!!!

Hooray, you are back. Good to see you. Hope your day has been good and jot as wet as mine "

I’ve had rather pleasant weather today.

And a yummy tea now nestled deep in the belly.

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By *oozleMan
14 weeks ago

high wycombe

Good evening you muckers… how have your days been, apart from MB getting wet…..?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

All over


"Hello all. Nice to have a nice chinwag sometimes and not just when I’m eating a lucky lady out haha I’m so funny

We will the judge of that in time. Hello and welcome

Don’t judge me it gives me a boner and I’m not gay "

All inclusive on here and any other thread. You be you

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