FabSwingers.com forum: How do you choose

By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Which messages to bother opening ?

Couples, ladies (and maybe even some gents) get a lot of message traffic… so I was wondering how you decide which ones to open, which to just delete and which ones to just ignore?

I assume you can’t open every single one and decide from the content?

curious / nosey

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By *punk n gushCouple
27 weeks ago

deal

We open most check there profile if we think we might match we reply and if not then we either just delete or reply with a polite no thanks

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
27 weeks ago

manchester

We don’t meet any men who approach us so that’s a really good message filter.

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By *a LunaWoman
27 weeks ago

South Wales

I opt for the witty one liners. Or those starting with “hey sugartits”

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
27 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I open them all unless I can see from the preview that it's someone tossing their fap fodder.

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By *ing00Man
27 weeks ago

Northants

They get a crystal on a string.

Then they dangle over each unopened post and if it swings clockwise... Open the mail. Anticlockwise... Don't open.

Then they do the test again, but this time using the crystal

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
27 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

We don't really get many messages maybe 3/4 a week... so our inbox is normally quite clear for us to open & reply every message

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

I do open everyone because I have filters and that keeps the number manageable ....

Message content and profile

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By *a LunaWoman
27 weeks ago

South Wales

"They get a crystal on a string.

Then they dangle over each unopened post and if it swings clockwise... Open the mail. Anticlockwise... Don't open.

Then they do the test again, but this time using the crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

If the person sending the message has a blank profile pic, a dick profile pic or a single male profile who has a profile pic that is mostly a woman get deleted unread usually.

Will probably open any of the rest, unless we can see it's low effort from the preview.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
27 weeks ago

Leeds

I open them all unless it's a repeated copy and paste I've already read 10 times.

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By *hunky GentMan
27 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I tend to open the ones that are yellow.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Well for a start if I can read the entire message without having to open it (which happens more often than not) I’m not going to open it

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By *uriousscouserWoman
27 weeks ago

Wirral

I have decent filters so don't get a gazillion messages. I am lazy about going through them though, so they do tend to build up.

I delete any that open with graphic sexual content. If the bit on preview is "wanna drain my balls over them tits" then the message isn't getting any better from there.

Others I tend to read the message and look at profiles, but I'll open "hi" before I delete when I look at the profile and it says "fill in later". I can't be arsed dragging information out of people to see if we're a decent fit any more. I do read the messages though, all one word of them.

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By *allandathleticMan
27 weeks ago

Asgard

Eenie meanie miney mo. Works for me.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I thought this was just the slowest dullest version of Tetris. Am I meant up open them??

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By *etropolitainMan
27 weeks ago

Redworth Co Durham

Well I don’t get any messages so….

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By *eroLondonMan
27 weeks ago

Mayfair

I open all of my messages because, relatively speaking, my inbox isn't insurmountable compared to the women on here.

Which ones I reply to is an entirely different matter - pussy photos (yes it happens) are given a "no thank you" before being discarded; unimaginative 'blag one liners' are given a wide berth; the remaining are treated with a modicum of graciousness and civility.

If they're bonk-worthy I'll open those messages too.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
27 weeks ago

somewhere

Bir harder now they have taken the header away, I hardly bother to open any messages now.

Depends what the first couple of lines say, usually I open the ones who say "love your profile" and then go on about wanting to meet me, so sometimes I answer with "did you read my profile".

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By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"We don’t meet any men who approach us so that’s a really good message filter."

*do not approach ..gotcha’

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

I don't open a message until I've read the profile. If they are my type I open the message. If its a bad message, I delete it. Only time that changes is when a guy demands a reply or tells me what to do with his message, then I do the opposite

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By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"I opt for the witty one liners. Or those starting with “hey sugartits”"

*jots down tits!!

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By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"I open them all unless I can see from the preview that it's someone tossing their fap fodder."

Fap fodder?

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By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"We don't really get many messages maybe 3/4 a week... so our inbox is normally quite clear for us to open & reply every message

Why do I find this hard to believe

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By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"I open them all unless it's a repeated copy and paste I've already read 10 times."

Copy & paste from the same person?

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

I open them all

Read them all

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By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"I thought this was just the slowest dullest version of Tetris. Am I meant up open them?? "

In an eenie meanie kinda way apparently ..who knew !!

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By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"I open all of my messages because, relatively speaking, my inbox isn't insurmountable compared to the women on here.

If they're bonk-worthy I'll open those messages too."

You get pussy pics

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By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"I open them all

Read them all

Reply to none"

Don’t not message ..got it !!

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
27 weeks ago

Leeds

"I open them all unless it's a repeated copy and paste I've already read 10 times.

Copy & paste from the same person?

Yep

happens often.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
27 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"I open them all unless I can see from the preview that it's someone tossing their fap fodder.

Fap fodder?

You know. Those obviously written one handed while they project some bland fantasy on you.

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By *allandathleticMan
27 weeks ago

Asgard

"I open them all unless I can see from the preview that it's someone tossing their fap fodder.

Fap fodder?

You know. Those obviously written one handed while they project some bland fantasy on you."

Something like,

Hey,

Vuivv jouyvb bklu jjiuyv kigv

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
27 weeks ago

Hereabouts

I open them all, and delete 99% of them

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By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"I open them all unless I can see from the preview that it's someone tossing their fap fodder.

Fap fodder?

You know. Those obviously written one handed while they project some bland fantasy on you."

I didn’t know… but now I do

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By *orphia2003Woman
27 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I open all, unless it's very obviously offensive or ignorant.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
27 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

"We don't really get many messages maybe 3/4 a week... so our inbox is normally quite clear for us to open & reply every message

Why do I find this hard to believe

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unfortunately for us that is us being entirely honest... its very thin around us with what we are mainly looking for so messages from interested people are extremely rare and getting even rarer these days

the only messages we tend to get now are from forum threads

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By *ittlebirdWoman
27 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I don’t open any of them

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By *allandathleticMan
27 weeks ago

Asgard

"We don't really get many messages maybe 3/4 a week... so our inbox is normally quite clear for us to open & reply every message

Why do I find this hard to believe

unfortunately for us that is us being entirely honest... its very thin around us with what we are mainly looking for so messages from interested people are extremely rare and getting even rarer these days

the only messages we tend to get now are from forum threads

Your not a million miles from me

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By *poolGuyMan
27 weeks ago

Liverpool

If they start with "meet now", "u accom", "hnh", "u drive" get left.

If its just "hi/hey" will have a look and profile and have a chat. Usually a good start if they can have a chat as if meeting face to face.

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By *onkeynutWoman
27 weeks ago

somewhere

If it looks remotely interesting I will check look at the profile pic, if that doesn’t put me off then I’ll check their profile out and if that still hasn’t put me off then I’ll open the message… then I’m usually put off by the content so delete anyway

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
27 weeks ago

Leeds

I read them all, but once read I either reply or think “ dickhead “ there’s no in between.

The mr

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By *allandathleticMan
27 weeks ago

Asgard

"I read them all, but once read I either reply or think “ dickhead “ there’s no in between.

The mr "

Do you use the bum scratching finger, also as the clicker finger?

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
27 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I alway look at the profile first, if it's unappealing, it's unlikely I reply.

If I can see it's just 2 or 3 words, I just delete anyway ie hey/hi.

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By *ansoffateMan
27 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Flip a coin

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By *hunky GentMan
27 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If it looks remotely interesting I will check look at the profile pic, if that doesn’t put me off then I’ll check their profile out and if that still hasn’t put me off then I’ll open the message… then I’m usually put off by the content so delete anyway

I'll get me coat.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
27 weeks ago

Leeds

"I read them all, but once read I either reply or think “ dickhead “ there’s no in between.

The mr

Do you use the bum scratching finger, also as the clicker finger? "

No I don’t thumb my arsehole, also complicates the angle of the sniff.

The mr

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By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"Flip a coin"

Tails never fails ?

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By *agatoXXXMan
27 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I get so few I can open them all. I get oh, 2-3 a year...

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
27 weeks ago

Maidstone

If their profile pic catches my eye. So anyone without one will be ignored completely.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
27 weeks ago

Coventry

i open them all and pretty much reply to them all - once! if its a shit message or cock pic, its a thanks but no then delete any further messages. delete ones where they just respond with an emoji after a message -

i actually emptied it today - this morning from the 30 over night and then just cleared another 60 and now have 10 in there

- its never ending and i have filters on - and if anyone says they dont get a reply - write something different - 60 message 'hi hows your day' yea - copy paste

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
27 weeks ago

Wherever

I only get a few a day so I open them all and, subsequently, delete them all, unless I feel like replying “no thanks”, depending on the sender.

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By *nnCeeWoman
27 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I open them all, unless it's the 15th one sent by the same bloke I just keep deleting...

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By *allandathleticMan
27 weeks ago

Asgard

I open and reply (politely and respectfully) to all mail.

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By *ansoffateMan
27 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Flip a coin

Tails never fails ?"

If my brain says best 2 out of 3 then I assume I must be interested.

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By *agatoXXXMan
27 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I open them all, unless it's the 15th one sent by the same bloke I just keep deleting..."

14. I only sent 14...

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By *issBellaWoman
27 weeks ago

Wales

Process of elimination. I first delete messages from anyone without a profile pic.

Next is any message that's overly explicit. Yes, you can tell without opening the message.

Then delete messages from users with the name daddy or Dom saves both our time.

Then from what's left I'll open one if it seems ok and I like the look of their profile pic.

This is only when I have filters down for certain forum threads. Otherwise not many come through

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By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"If their profile pic catches my eye. So anyone without one will be ignored completely. "

I still have a shot

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By *andPextraCouple
27 weeks ago

North West

If can read it in its entirety without opening it, I don't open it.

If its “hey, hi, wot u up to” I don’t open it.

If i can see “you’s “ I don’t open it.

Other than that, i’ll open it.

I’d like to think I’m worth putting more than one word in a message, if you’re going to send one why not make it like its taken more than 2 seconds.

We do if we send one.

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By *orl1971Couple
27 weeks ago

Glasgow

We pretty much open and reply to them all unless they message is rude.

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By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

i actually emptied it today - this morning from the 30 over night and then just cleared another 60 and now have 10 in there

- its never ending and i have filters on - and if anyone says they dont get a reply - write something different - 60 message 'hi hows your day' yea - copy paste

But your filter is ‘not looking for single guys’ so are those messages from couples and ladies?

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By *enegadeM OP Man
27 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"Process of elimination. I first delete messages from anyone without a profile pic.

Next is any message that's overly explicit. Yes, you can tell without opening the message.

Then delete messages from users with the name daddy or Dom saves both our time.

Then from what's left I'll open one if it seems ok and I like the look of their profile pic.

This is only when I have filters down for certain forum threads. Otherwise not many come through

The power of the filters

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By *rHotNottsMan
27 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Women and couples it’s easy, I get one or two max for week, So normally open them all.

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By *ex HolesMan
27 weeks ago

Up North

If it’s from someone with tits and hole that I’ve not blocked then I’ll open it

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By *otmyrealname99Man
27 weeks ago

Manchester

I consult the oracle of Delphi to get Apollo's advice. He can be a bit unreliable though

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By *eyond PurityCouple
27 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Hot single ladies first

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