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"Well I am off out for a few hours. So have fun in my absence with your meatuses. Meatusoi? Meatusoisuseruses? You know, yer piss slit thing xxxx"It’s a piss hole  | |||
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"Ahh I thought we had something in common then, but I listen to Pink Floyd." I listen to Pink Floyd, and put masonry drills down my willy. | |||
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"Ahh I thought we had something in common then, but I listen to Pink Floyd. I listen to Pink Floyd, and put masonry drills down my willy. "Nick Mason(ry) | |||
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"Ahh I thought we had something in common then, but I listen to Pink Floyd. I listen to Pink Floyd, and put masonry drills down my willy.
Nick Mason(ry) "Oooh... Good one! | |||
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"Ahh I thought we had something in common then, but I listen to Pink Floyd. I listen to Pink Floyd, and put masonry drills down my willy.
Nick Mason(ry)
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"Ahh I thought we had something in common then, but I listen to Pink Floyd. I listen to Pink Floyd, and put masonry drills down my willy.
Nick Mason(ry)
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"Ahh I thought we had something in common then, but I listen to Pink Floyd. I listen to Pink Floyd, and put masonry drills down my willy.
Nick Mason(ry)
Oooh... Good one!
I preferred the Slit Barrett years...."All in all your just another prick in the wall  | |||
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"Ahh I thought we had something in common then, but I listen to Pink Floyd. I listen to Pink Floyd, and put masonry drills down my willy.
Nick Mason(ry)
Oooh... Good one!
I preferred the Slit Barrett years....
All in all your just another prick in the wall "
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"Ahh I thought we had something in common then, but I listen to Pink Floyd. I listen to Pink Floyd, and put masonry drills down my willy.
Nick Mason(ry)
Oooh... Good one!
I preferred the Slit Barrett years....
All in all your just another prick in the wall "Haha | |||
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"Ahh I thought we had something in common then, but I listen to Pink Floyd. I listen to Pink Floyd, and put masonry drills down my willy.
Nick Mason(ry)
Oooh... Good one!
I preferred the Slit Barrett years....
All in all your just another prick in the wall
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"Around either equinox, I like to listen to Bob Marley and put dry cotton buds down my urethral meatus. What do you like to do?" That sounds really peculiar! Unless I have been taught wrong. I’ve always rolled cotton wool into little balls then rammed them down with an ear bud. Like sort of miniature cannon balls.! Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying you are wrong just interested if it’s maybe regional variations or something. | |||
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"Around either equinox, I like to listen to Bob Marley and put dry cotton buds down my urethral meatus. What do you like to do? That sounds really peculiar! Unless I have been taught wrong. I’ve always rolled cotton wool into little balls then rammed them down with an ear bud. Like sort of miniature cannon balls.! Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying you are wrong just interested if it’s maybe regional variations or something. "
Well, you're from Rolling Stones land.
Rapid fire masculinity.
I'm from George combined with Fatboy Slim land.
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Comes from the strangest of places sometimes, doesn't it xx"I do like to read anatomically correct terminology on a Monday | |||
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"Around either equinox, I like to listen to Bob Marley and put dry cotton buds down my urethral meatus. What do you like to do? That sounds really peculiar! Unless I have been taught wrong. I’ve always rolled cotton wool into little balls then rammed them down with an ear bud. Like sort of miniature cannon balls.! Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying you are wrong just interested if it’s maybe regional variations or something.
Well, you're from Rolling Stones land.
Rapid fire masculinity.
I'm from George combined with Fatboy Slim land.
We prefer a touch of finesse ."You are probably right actually as we don’t even stick to equinox anymore. Sometimes (and I wouldn’t do this) some don’t even bother with the statuary Bob Marley. let’s hope they get redemption and sympathy from the devil. .
Weather is generally to blame though as I saw three little birds on my door step the other day that got blown off by a crossfire hurricane. | |||
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"Well, this has cheered me up
Comes from the strangest of places sometimes, doesn't it xx
I do like to read anatomically correct terminology on a Monday "Hell, who doesn't!?  xx | |||
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"Around either equinox, I like to listen to Bob Marley and put dry cotton buds down my urethral meatus. What do you like to do? That sounds really peculiar! Unless I have been taught wrong. I’ve always rolled cotton wool into little balls then rammed them down with an ear bud. Like sort of miniature cannon balls.! Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying you are wrong just interested if it’s maybe regional variations or something.
Well, you're from Rolling Stones land.
Rapid fire masculinity.
I'm from George combined with Fatboy Slim land.
We prefer a touch of finesse .
You are probably right actually as we don’t even stick to equinox anymore. Sometimes (and I wouldn’t do this) some don’t even bother with the statuary Bob Marley. let’s hope they get redemption and sympathy from the devil. .
Weather is generally to blame though as I saw three little birds on my door step the other day that got blown off by a crossfire hurricane. "I saw Littlebird on Saturday  | |||
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"Well I am off out for a few hours. So have fun in my absence with your meatuses. Meatusoi? Meatusoisuseruses? You know, yer piss slit thing xxxx"You have such a beautiful way with words | |||
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"Around either equinox, I like to listen to Bob Marley and put dry cotton buds down my urethral meatus. What do you like to do? That sounds really peculiar! Unless I have been taught wrong. I’ve always rolled cotton wool into little balls then rammed them down with an ear bud. Like sort of miniature cannon balls.! Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying you are wrong just interested if it’s maybe regional variations or something.
Well, you're from Rolling Stones land.
Rapid fire masculinity.
I'm from George combined with Fatboy Slim land.
We prefer a touch of finesse .
You are probably right actually as we don’t even stick to equinox anymore. Sometimes (and I wouldn’t do this) some don’t even bother with the statuary Bob Marley. let’s hope they get redemption and sympathy from the devil. .
Weather is generally to blame though as I saw three little birds on my door step the other day that got blown off by a crossfire hurricane.
I saw Littlebird on Saturday "Who was she blowing off? | |||
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"Well I am off out for a few hours. So have fun in my absence with your meatuses. Meatusoi? Meatusoisuseruses? You know, yer piss slit thing xxxx
You have such a beautiful way with words "Kit Marlowe's got nuffink on me x | |||
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"Ahh I thought we had something in common then, but I listen to Pink Floyd. I listen to Pink Floyd, and put masonry drills down my willy.
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"Around either equinox, I like to listen to Bob Marley and put dry cotton buds down my urethral meatus. What do you like to do? That sounds really peculiar! Unless I have been taught wrong. I’ve always rolled cotton wool into little balls then rammed them down with an ear bud. Like sort of miniature cannon balls.! Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying you are wrong just interested if it’s maybe regional variations or something.
Well, you're from Rolling Stones land.
Rapid fire masculinity.
I'm from George combined with Fatboy Slim land.
We prefer a touch of finesse .
You are probably right actually as we don’t even stick to equinox anymore. Sometimes (and I wouldn’t do this) some don’t even bother with the statuary Bob Marley. let’s hope they get redemption and sympathy from the devil. .
Weather is generally to blame though as I saw three little birds on my door step the other day that got blown off by a crossfire hurricane. "Dickie76 - I hope you get as much out of this as I did in the 1980s - I think all "misheard song lyrics" jokes owe a debt to it
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"Around either equinox, I like to listen to Bob Marley and put dry cotton buds down my urethral meatus. What do you like to do? That sounds really peculiar! Unless I have been taught wrong. I’ve always rolled cotton wool into little balls then rammed them down with an ear bud. Like sort of miniature cannon balls.! Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying you are wrong just interested if it’s maybe regional variations or something.
Well, you're from Rolling Stones land.
Rapid fire masculinity.
I'm from George combined with Fatboy Slim land.
We prefer a touch of finesse .
You are probably right actually as we don’t even stick to equinox anymore. Sometimes (and I wouldn’t do this) some don’t even bother with the statuary Bob Marley. let’s hope they get redemption and sympathy from the devil. .
Weather is generally to blame though as I saw three little birds on my door step the other day that got blown off by a crossfire hurricane.
Dickie76 - I hope you get as much out of this as I did in the 1980s - I think all "misheard song lyrics" jokes owe a debt to it
https://youtu.be/iyHNryKojDY?si=HDMjHxZ92obNRw5y"It’s funny you should say that as it was actually only 2 years ago that I found out I was wrong with Don Henleys Boys of the summer. I had been singing “after the poison summer has gone” lol to make it worse I used to quote to people that it was one of a few songs that the title didn’t actually appear in the song. What a cunt lol. That’s true as well | |||
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"It’s funny you should say that as it was actually only 2 years ago that I found out I was wrong with Don Henleys Boys of the summer. I had been singing “after the poison summer has gone” lol to make it worse I used to quote to people that it was one of a few songs that the title didn’t actually appear in the song. What a cunt lol. That’s true as well " Oh I've been to that place soooo many times .
I "get" words.
I "get" music.
But put them together and it all goes very badly wrong in my brain . | |||
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"It’s funny you should say that as it was actually only 2 years ago that I found out I was wrong with Don Henleys Boys of the summer. I had been singing “after the poison summer has gone” lol to make it worse I used to quote to people that it was one of a few songs that the title didn’t actually appear in the song. What a cunt lol. That’s true as well
Oh I've been to that place soooo many times .
I "get" words.
I "get" music.
But put them together and it all goes very badly wrong in my brain ."Well clearly my brain wasn’t fully in gear as I get what you mean now and finally caught up with what you mean. Ok so as mick jagger is from dartford I like to walk around singing stones songs at the top of my voice. My favourite is the one that goes “don’t suck me up”. That’s what you mean isn’t it lol. | |||
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"It’s funny you should say that as it was actually only 2 years ago that I found out I was wrong with Don Henleys Boys of the summer. I had been singing “after the poison summer has gone” lol to make it worse I used to quote to people that it was one of a few songs that the title didn’t actually appear in the song. What a cunt lol. That’s true as well
Oh I've been to that place soooo many times .
I "get" words.
I "get" music.
But put them together and it all goes very badly wrong in my brain .
Well clearly my brain wasn’t fully in gear as I get what you mean now and finally caught up with what you mean. Ok so as mick jagger is from dartford I like to walk around singing stones songs at the top of my voice. My favourite is the one that goes “don’t suck me up”. That’s what you mean isn’t it lol.
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