FabSwingers.com forum: Finish the sentence...... "you're about as useful as a......"

By *aptain V OP Man
28 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
28 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Scotland Striker

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By *929Man
28 weeks ago

newcastle

My favourite version of this is “wire mesh welly”

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By *hrek101Man
28 weeks ago

Herts

A single man's profile on FAB

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By *inkycumsluttWoman
28 weeks ago

St Neots

Chocolate teapot

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By *h86Man
28 weeks ago

Glos

Youre about as useful as tits on a fish

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Window screen wipers on a submarine.

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By *antasdeerideMan
28 weeks ago

winfrith

as a plastic bag with a hole in it .

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
28 weeks ago

Somewhere

A penis at a lesbian convention

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By *lynJMan
28 weeks ago

Morden

you're about as useful as a good idea for a new job

(As completed using the middle word suggestion from predictive text)

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"Window screen wipers on a submarine."

borrowing this one

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
28 weeks ago

Leeds

Bicycle for a goldfish

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

A marshmallow dildo

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By *octor ProdMan
28 weeks ago

working Overseas

Anne Franks drum kit

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By *andy CanesWoman
28 weeks ago

candy cane lane

you're about as useful as a white crayon

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
28 weeks ago

Leeds

"A marshmallow dildo "

Have you tried

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By *aughty_NW_cplCouple
28 weeks ago

Chester

A chocolate fire guard

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"A marshmallow dildo

Have you tried

No. But as soon as I typed it I thought about it

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By *ir SupremacyMan
28 weeks ago

Bolton

A Chocolate fire guard.

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By *ros40Man
28 weeks ago

Bedford

A sex site

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

My personal favourite is as a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.

God. You really can tell I’m a northern bird

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
28 weeks ago

Leeds

"A marshmallow dildo

Have you tried

No. But as soon as I typed it I thought about it

Please do and send feedback

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
28 weeks ago

Essex

"A marshmallow dildo

Have you tried

No. But as soon as I typed it I thought about it

I had quite a long think about it

Inconclusive

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"A marshmallow dildo

Have you tried

No. But as soon as I typed it I thought about it

Please do and send feedback

Oh I will. I’ve just launched some new marshmallows. I’ll use them

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By *poolGuyMan
28 weeks ago

Liverpool

A wet paper bag

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
28 weeks ago

Southampton

Fart in a windmill

Chocolate teapot

Inflatable dart board

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By *till gameMan
28 weeks ago

two doors down

Politician saying trust me

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By *avrick180Man
28 weeks ago

Pontypool

"A single man's profile on FAB

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so true lol

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By *itygamesMan
28 weeks ago

A bath without a plug

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By *poolGuyMan
28 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Politician saying trust me

Think you could have stopped at "politician"

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By *till gameMan
28 weeks ago

two doors down

"Politician saying trust me

Think you could have stopped at "politician"

True

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By *B69Woman
28 weeks ago

Wiltshire

The wink button on fab

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By *till gameMan
28 weeks ago

two doors down

An indicator on a bmw

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
28 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"The wink button on fab"

I am going to test your theory and send a wank…i mean wink

As useful as a perforated condom

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
28 weeks ago

Torquay

Blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat

That isn't there

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By *a LunaWoman
28 weeks ago

South Wales

A fart in a trance.

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By *poolGuyMan
28 weeks ago

Liverpool

Bucket with a hole in

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By *aughty_NW_cplCouple
28 weeks ago

Chester

"The wink button on fab"

We actually look at winks...

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
28 weeks ago

Southampton

"The wink button on fab

We actually look at winks..."

I do too

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By *heWelshMan1Man
28 weeks ago

Cardiff

My favourite of all time.

About as useful as a chocolate teapot

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
28 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Cat flap on a submarine.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
28 weeks ago

Leeds

Skirting board ladder.

The mr

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By *aintscoupleCouple
28 weeks ago

st helens

Chocolate fire guard

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Pair of glass knickers

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By *till gameMan
28 weeks ago

two doors down

A pair of crocs

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By *eardedbloke300Man
28 weeks ago

cardiff

A fart in a colander.

Don't know why my folks used to say that one. ??

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By *antasdeerideMan
28 weeks ago

winfrith

you're as useful as a cock on a eunuch.

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By *eah BabyCouple
28 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

A fart on a culinder … don’t know which hole to come out of

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By *avexxMan
28 weeks ago

cheshire

a flacid cock on a swingers site

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By *ee-LiteWoman
28 weeks ago

Where there’s no dick pics

A one legged man in an arse kicking competition ?

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By *ickie76XXXMan
28 weeks ago

dartford

A chocolate cock ring

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By *ewguy PaulMan
28 weeks ago

Herts

Surprised you women have not said a limp cock

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By *B69Woman
28 weeks ago

Wiltshire

"The wink button on fab

I am going to test your theory and send a wank…i mean wink

As useful as a perforated condom

Does that mean I have to look at winks now

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
28 weeks ago

newport

A one legged man in an arse kicking competition

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
28 weeks ago

newport

A ashtray on a motorbike

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"My personal favourite is as a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.

God. You really can tell I’m a northern bird

I was going to say that one

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By *ansoffateMan
28 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Someone took chocolate teapot so...

Chocolate fireguard

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Central

"A marshmallow dildo "

I'd make use of one

. Gobble it

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
28 weeks ago

Somewhere

A cunt

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
28 weeks ago

out of town!

"A marshmallow dildo

Have you tried

No. But as soon as I typed it I thought about it

I’ve heard a variation on that in that it was a marzipan dildo

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By *rBobbMan
28 weeks ago

Birmingham

Fart in a spacesuit

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By *antasdeerideMan
28 weeks ago

winfrith

you're as useful as a needle without thread .

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By *ty31Man
28 weeks ago

NW London

Handbrake on a hot air balloon

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By *nnCeeWoman
28 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Bicycle for a fish

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By *nnCeeWoman
28 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Wellies for a camel

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
28 weeks ago

south coast IOW

Handbrake on a canoe.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
28 weeks ago

Bromley

A paper umbrella

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
28 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"The wink button on fab

I am going to test your theory and send a wank…i mean wink

As useful as a perforated condom

Does that mean I have to look at winks now

Only if you want to disprove your theory

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
28 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

As a woman reading a map

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By *ustlooking26096Man
28 weeks ago

around

Glass hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Wonko

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

Husband?

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By *emoteoneTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Walsall

Concrete parachute

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Rory McIlroy in a major (bit niché .. but anyone see him bottle it there ?!)

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

An ejector seat on a helicopter.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
28 weeks ago

There and Here

Fat & tired wife?

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By *oodtimesnorwichMan
28 weeks ago

Norwich

Shirt pocket on a wetsuit

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By *rishlad32777Man
28 weeks ago

letterkenny

As a ashtray on a motorbike

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Donald Trump's comb

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Nuns cunt

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By *ezoMan
28 weeks ago

The Kingdom

... a condom in a nunary.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

A condom in a nunnery

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By *am882Man
28 weeks ago

Northampton

"A condom in a nunnery

Hahaha

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By *lint-EverhardMan
28 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

An ash tray on a motorbike.

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By *hilledguy2020Man
28 weeks ago

Gateshead

Duncan Goodhues barbour.

A Sunderland striker in front of goal!!

A nun in a brothel!

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By *omblingFreeCouple
28 weeks ago

The Village

As much use as a :

condom machine in the Vatican

a cat-flap in an elephant's house

a tit in a trance

a monkey in a maze

a one legged man doing the hokey y

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
28 weeks ago

Epsom

A cock flavoured lollipop

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