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Lidl shorts = no sex ever again?

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle

Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.

Is he correct would women be put off?

Anyone else got a pair haha ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

As long as you don’t own crocs

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Good heavens, man! What possessed you?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"As long as you don’t own crocs "

With that combination, the universe would divide by zero.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"As long as you don’t own crocs

With that combination, the universe would divide by zero. "

Implosion

Ps. OP. The shorts are funny. I’m sure you only bought them for a joke. Just don’t buy crocs

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
23 weeks ago

somewhere

Have you got the socks and sliders to match?!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
23 weeks ago

Leeds


"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.

Is he correct would women be put off?

Anyone else got a pair haha ?"

Are you wearing sandals with socks with those shorts? Of so your son is correct.

Mrs

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By *till gameMan
23 weeks ago

two doors down


"As long as you don’t own crocs "

agreed crocs are a crime on there own

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By *aizyWoman
23 weeks ago

west midlands

You actually paid real money for them, OP??? Get yourself down to the nearest Lidl middle aisle you'll be snapped up!

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By *heel markMan
23 weeks ago

beside the sea

Disappointed you didn't get the full ensemble. Shoes, socks ,hat and t-shirt. My son said he'd disown me if I wore it

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"You actually paid real money for them, OP??? Get yourself down to the nearest Lidl middle aisle you'll be snapped up!"

Haha yes but only a fiver, I was there yesterday as was going to buy a matching tshirt but didn’t have my size, didn’t get snapped up though but an elderly couple mocked me for the shorts

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"Disappointed you didn't get the full ensemble. Shoes, socks ,hat and t-shirt. My son said he'd disown me if I wore it "

Haha was going to get the matching r shirt yesterday but didn’t have my size

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.

Is he correct would women be put off?

Anyone else got a pair haha ?

Are you wearing sandals with socks with those shorts? Of so your son is correct.

Mrs "

Haha sometimes I do if have socks on in house and decide to nip out and just stick my flip flops on

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"Have you got the socks and sliders to match?!"

Haha maybe buy those next week

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By *iger4uWoman
23 weeks ago

In my happy place

Have you seen the plain ones, red blue and yellow sweatshirt material. Special

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"As long as you don’t own crocs

With that combination, the universe would divide by zero.

Implosion

Ps. OP. The shorts are funny. I’m sure you only bought them for a joke. Just don’t buy crocs "

Haha the main reason was to embarrass my kids, well not kids anymore really they nearly 15 abs 17 so at thst age where embarrassed by parents easy but I admit i do like the Bonny colours also

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"Good heavens, man! What possessed you?

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Haha I couldn’t resist them

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"Have you seen the plain ones, red blue and yellow sweatshirt material. Special "

Haha Aye it was a toss up between those and these ones they had swim shorts too

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
23 weeks ago

somewhere


"Have you got the socks and sliders to match?!

Haha maybe buy those next week "

I did eye up the stuff in Lidl yesterday, it's my son's 19th birthday on Thursday and we have this thing we always get something "shop related for Christmas", last year it was aldis beaker things, year before that Poundland monopoly. I didn't pick anything up as I think he already owns Lidl socks lol x

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By *arla SwingerWoman
23 weeks ago

Somewhere

They do a full range apparently? You need to team them with the trainers to be a 'Lidl' fashionista

You do you OP

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By *8on33Man
23 weeks ago

winfrith


"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.

Is he correct would women be put off?

Anyone else got a pair haha ?"

Your son is right .

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"As long as you don’t own crocs

With that combination, the universe would divide by zero.

Implosion

Ps. OP. The shorts are funny. I’m sure you only bought them for a joke. Just don’t buy crocs

Haha the main reason was to embarrass my kids, well not kids anymore really they nearly 15 abs 17 so at thst age where embarrassed by parents easy but I admit i do like the Bonny colours also "

They’re definitely bonny

I think they’re brilliant. Maybe not on a date though hey

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
23 weeks ago

somewhere


"As long as you don’t own crocs

With that combination, the universe would divide by zero.

Implosion

Ps. OP. The shorts are funny. I’m sure you only bought them for a joke. Just don’t buy crocs

Haha the main reason was to embarrass my kids, well not kids anymore really they nearly 15 abs 17 so at thst age where embarrassed by parents easy but I admit i do like the Bonny colours also

They’re definitely bonny

I think they’re brilliant. Maybe not on a date though hey "

I dunno, if someone turned up to a social in Lidl stuff (or Aldi) it would definitely make me smile and think "they don't take themselves too seriously" lol

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By *arla SwingerWoman
23 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.

Is he correct would women be put off?

Anyone else got a pair haha ?Your son is right ."

Pfft! My daughter says this all the time! I say... Not my problem if they don't like a scruffy cunt with 23 cats?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"As long as you don’t own crocs

With that combination, the universe would divide by zero.

Implosion

Ps. OP. The shorts are funny. I’m sure you only bought them for a joke. Just don’t buy crocs

Haha the main reason was to embarrass my kids, well not kids anymore really they nearly 15 abs 17 so at thst age where embarrassed by parents easy but I admit i do like the Bonny colours also

They’re definitely bonny

I think they’re brilliant. Maybe not on a date though hey

I dunno, if someone turned up to a social in Lidl stuff (or Aldi) it would definitely make me smile and think "they don't take themselves too seriously" lol"

Oh me too. It would probably be me wearing them

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By *8on33Man
23 weeks ago

winfrith


"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.

Is he correct would women be put off?

Anyone else got a pair haha ?Your son is right .

Pfft! My daughter says this all the time! I say... Not my problem if they don't like a scruffy cunt with 23 cats? "

You have 23 cats how do you feed them all ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
23 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Is this akin to the Greggs merch sold in primark

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By *ellhungvweMan
23 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Brave look OP. I am sure you will find a lady who doesn’t mind a lidl one

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By *a LunaWoman
23 weeks ago

South Wales

That’s a difficult yellow to pull off, but you’re working it!

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By *avexxMan
23 weeks ago

cheshire

pure class great choice

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By *herry delightWoman
23 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Lidl's here are selling Wellington boots. Getting ready for summer lol xx

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By *rAitchMan
23 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

If it's any consolation, whenever I wear my Baldi tee shirt, people always stop me to chat about it. Except when I wore it in Aldi, and no-one batted an eyelid!

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"That’s a difficult yellow to pull off, but you’re working it!"

Haha thanks !

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"pure class great choice "

Hahaha thank you mate the lads at the gym loved them a few even promised to get some but not holding up much hope

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

You’re not afraid to stand out from the crowd OP, I like that

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"You’re not afraid to stand out from the crowd OP, I like that "

Thank you !

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By *eah BabyCouple
23 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Surprised you found a pair to go over those thighs

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over

Where is Fred?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West

I think on the beach, you'd pull in minutes in those beauties.

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"I think on the beach, you'd pull in minutes in those beauties. "

They will get their chance on cambois beach if we ever get a hot enough day this summer haha

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.

Is he correct would women be put off?

Anyone else got a pair haha ?"

I mean with those thighs I'm sure you'll be fine.

Haven't seen anyone wearing them.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
23 weeks ago

Newcastle

Your legs deserve at least M&S or Waitrose, you’re doing yourself a disservice with Lidl

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By *ot to giggleWoman
23 weeks ago

Coventry

ooh i want some!!! great shorts

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"ooh i want some!!! great shorts "

Yes !!!! Get some and post them here !

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"ooh i want some!!! great shorts "

You can't fit your baguette in those

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"Your legs deserve at least M&S or Waitrose, you’re doing yourself a disservice with Lidl "

Haha I not sure they do them and doubt they will be as jazzy if they do but that’s lovely thing to say, thank you !

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

OP!!!

BEST FUCKING SHORTS EVER!!!!!

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By *eachButtonWoman
23 weeks ago

Bath

Who cares what shorts your wearing with that body OP!! x

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"Was ower the moon with my snazzy new Lidl shorts (profile photo updated to show them) but I seem to get mocked every where I go for them and my own son said dad you will be single forever wearing those.

Is he correct would women be put off?

Anyone else got a pair haha ?

I mean with those thighs I'm sure you'll be fine.

Haven't seen anyone wearing them. "

Thank you and not seen anyone either yet haha

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"OP!!!

BEST FUCKING SHORTS EVER!!!!!

"

Yes !!!!!

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By *929 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

newcastle


"Who cares what shorts your wearing with that body OP!! x "

Thank you! such a nice thing to say

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