FabSwingers.com forum: and you wanted the floor to swallow you up

By *ot to giggle OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Coventry

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By *ittlebirdWoman
35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Did you fall in the crack?

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Coventry

Ok, so have you ever been on a meet/date/whatever - with someone and it all went horribly wrong?

what happened - what did you do?

My recent encounter had a full pint of beer deposited in my lap! , even my pants were wet !!!

The poor guy was mortified -

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By *unkym34Man
35 weeks ago

London

But did the pants come off

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By *iaisonseekerMan
35 weeks ago

Liverpool

Doesn't generally go horribly wrong for me until the pants come off actually...

Plausible deniability and a solid exit strategy are key.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
35 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

There’s the time my date fell asleep in the pub (shouldn’t have been drinking on top of her painkillers, apparently). The time my date turned out to be my wife’s hairdresser (we were mid-divorce at the time). The time I turned up for an MMF threesome and the woman was heavily pregnant (she hadn’t mentioned that) and her man got so freaked out by the sight of another hard cock that he fell over backwards through a glass coffee table (his threesome fantasy should probably have stayed a fantasy).

Three stories is probably enough. But I have lots more.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
35 weeks ago

Essex

Every time I leave the house to be honest.

I spill something, fall off or into something, snort-laugh, clothing malfunctions, get lost/get found, talk like an overexcited chipmunk.

I don’t want the ground to open up though. It’s just part of who I am.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
35 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I don’t want the ground to open up though. It’s just part of who I am. "

A hole in the ground would just be *another* thing to trip up and fall over.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
35 weeks ago

Essex

"I don’t want the ground to open up though. It’s just part of who I am.

A hole in the ground would just be *another* thing to trip up and fall over."

True

And we both know I would.

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By *till gameMan
35 weeks ago

Oldham

"There’s the time my date fell asleep in the pub (shouldn’t have been drinking on top of her painkillers, apparently). The time my date turned out to be my wife’s hairdresser (we were mid-divorce at the time). The time I turned up for an MMF threesome and the woman was heavily pregnant (she hadn’t mentioned that) and her man got so freaked out by the sight of another hard cock that he fell over backwards through a glass coffee table (his threesome fantasy should probably have stayed a fantasy).

Three stories is probably enough. But I have lots more."

Jesus pal do you ever think your a jinx

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By *rHotNottsMan
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"But did the pants come off

Yes - we need to know this, it could ge a technique I’ll use

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By *orphia2003Woman
35 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Last night when I had a massive bout of depression and royally fucked up the friendship with my FWB / play partner.

Would be very happy for the floor to swallow me up right now, as there is no chance of rectifying this one. Licking my wounds right now

(No, I don't need sympathy, not do I want to talk about it thanks)

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Coventry

"Last night when I had a massive bout of depression and royally fucked up the friendship with my FWB / play partner.

Would be very happy for the floor to swallow me up right now, as there is no chance of rectifying this one. Licking my wounds right now

(No, I don't need sympathy, not do I want to talk about it thanks)

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Coventry

my pants were very wet!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
35 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

my pants were very wet!!! "

But we're they already wet?

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Coventry

my pants were very wet!!!

But we're they already wet?

that's a devil of a question! and a dilemma that isn't covered by this thread

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Coventry

Three stories is probably enough. But I have lots more."

thinking its a good job you live in Glasgow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

It wasn’t a full pint

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
35 weeks ago

Coventry

"It wasn’t a full pint

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By *allandathleticMan
35 weeks ago

Asgard

Met a lovely lady once for a meal to begin with but the conversation had lead us both to believe more would happen. I'd even packed an over night bag and pre booked a hotel. Met said lady, and it was awkward.

Unbelievably awkward. She was very clearly a nervous individual, the conversation didn't flow. The was no eye contact. It just felt off.

I ended up driving us both back to where we live and dropped her off.

Where she then asked if I was coming in.

Awkward.

I politely declined, gave her a kiss on the cheek and left.

Lesson learned. My first meet is only a social (drink, coffee) and no matter the conversation never a plan more will happen.

I still cringe to this day.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
35 weeks ago

nearby

"Ok, so have you ever been on a meet/date/whatever - with someone and it all went horribly wrong?

what happened - what did you do?

My recent encounter had a full pint of beer deposited in my lap! , even my pants were wet !!!

The poor guy was mortified -

Not to worry, if everything had gone alright, you were going to be wet there anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Last night when I had a massive bout of depression and royally fucked up the friendship with my FWB / play partner.

Would be very happy for the floor to swallow me up right now, as there is no chance of rectifying this one. Licking my wounds right now

(No, I don't need sympathy, not do I want to talk about it thanks)

I know you clearly said you don't want talk about it, but don't be too hard on yourself. We've all been there at some point. I certainly have many a time, also due to mental health issues. Have faith that it will work itself out

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
35 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Ok, so have you ever been on a meet/date/whatever - with someone and it all went horribly wrong?

what happened - what did you do?

My recent encounter had a full pint of beer deposited in my lap! , even my pants were wet !!!

The poor guy was mortified -

Did he offer to lick/suck it up

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
35 weeks ago

Hell

When I crashed my car right outside his house

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By *hunky GentMan
35 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When I crashed my car right outside his house "

Not the bump he was hoping for.

I hope he was sympathetic

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
35 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"When I crashed my car right outside his house "

Did you rear end him

Melr

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