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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West

The Sinister Bottom cafe doors are open.

Give us your orders.....!

Had a heavy day yesterday and need a big fry up, you're in the right place.

Need a light bite between bonking sessions? We're here for you, and might join you.

Need a bucket of coffee before you visit your relatives? The coffee pot is on and we'll do you a brew.

The delicious Mobile Bottom is on the front desk this morning. He's taking orders and bringing you food and flirting.

The fragrant and fiery Sinister_Spinster is in the kitchen, handling the sausages and frying eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Coffee and a large portion of motivation wouldn’t go a miss please

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Coffee and a large portion of motivation wouldn’t go a miss please"

I can get you a coffee that will awaken the most turgid of creatures.

If I was being sanctimonious, I'd suggest habits are superior to motivation.

Can I get you some breakfast too ?

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
23 weeks ago

Pontypool

Good morning SS and MB. I'm working today, so a hearty, healthy breakfast is required - what can you recommend? Copious amounts of tea, along side, for definite.

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By *cflirtyMan
23 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border

A lite bite and company for the next session would be delightful, oooh better add coffee too

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Good morning SS and MB. I'm working today, so a hearty, healthy breakfast is required - what can you recommend? Copious amounts of tea, along side, for definite. "

I'd recommend bacon, avo and tomato on sourdough. Eggs too if you like them.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
23 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Good morning SS and MB. I'm working today, so a hearty, healthy breakfast is required - what can you recommend? Copious amounts of tea, along side, for definite.

I'd recommend bacon, avo and tomato on sourdough. Eggs too if you like them. "

Sounds perfect, yes a poached egg on top would be great, thank you!

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By *.R.MMan
23 weeks ago

Norfolk

Good morning, could I have sausage, bacon egg in a soft roll with a big mug of tea and a side helping of better luck?

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"A lite bite and company for the next session would be delightful, oooh better add coffee too"

My pleasure.

Toast and marmalade too?

Great for energy but a bit sticky and crumby in your bed.

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"Good morning SS and MB. I'm working today, so a hearty, healthy breakfast is required - what can you recommend? Copious amounts of tea, along side, for definite. "

One of the board specials

Spicy sugo eggs with sausage and cannellini beans.Followed by either MB's cheeky buns or Sinister's scrolls or both

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Good morning SS and MB. I'm working today, so a hearty, healthy breakfast is required - what can you recommend? Copious amounts of tea, along side, for definite.

I'd recommend bacon, avo and tomato on sourdough. Eggs too if you like them.

Sounds perfect, yes a poached egg on top would be great, thank you! "

I'll get that rustled up in my kitchen.

My delightful culinary partner MB will bring it out to you.

I have a feeling he's buffing something out back. As long as he's washed his hands you don't need to worry about his habits

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Good morning, could I have sausage, bacon egg in a soft roll with a big mug of tea and a side helping of better luck? "

For you dear, anything.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Morning gorgeous OP. I’ve been up since early o’clock after a fabulous weekend so far. Coffee and toast if I may please. Extra marmalade. I’m feeling kinky

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"Good morning SS and MB. I'm working today, so a hearty, healthy breakfast is required - what can you recommend? Copious amounts of tea, along side, for definite.

I'd recommend bacon, avo and tomato on sourdough. Eggs too if you like them.

Sounds perfect, yes a poached egg on top would be great, thank you!

I'll get that rustled up in my kitchen.

My delightful culinary partner MB will bring it out to you.

I have a feeling he's buffing something out back. As long as he's washed his hands you don't need to worry about his habits

"

Hygiene is always a priority. Always be prepared for the inspector

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Morning gorgeous OP. I’ve been up since early o’clock after a fabulous weekend so far. Coffee and toast if I may please. Extra marmalade. I’m feeling kinky "

I make my own marmalade... I'll show you how one day LB.

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"Morning gorgeous OP. I’ve been up since early o’clock after a fabulous weekend so far. Coffee and toast if I may please. Extra marmalade. I’m feeling kinky "

Good morning and coming up. Is that white or brown?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Morning gorgeous OP. I’ve been up since early o’clock after a fabulous weekend so far. Coffee and toast if I may please. Extra marmalade. I’m feeling kinky

I make my own marmalade... I'll show you how one day LB.

"

Oooffttt. Thanks gorgeous

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Morning gorgeous OP. I’ve been up since early o’clock after a fabulous weekend so far. Coffee and toast if I may please. Extra marmalade. I’m feeling kinky

Good morning and coming up. Is that white or brown? "

I have no preference darling

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"Morning gorgeous OP. I’ve been up since early o’clock after a fabulous weekend so far. Coffee and toast if I may please. Extra marmalade. I’m feeling kinky

I make my own marmalade... I'll show you how one day LB.

"

All sauces, condiments and marmalades are homemade here

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Morning gorgeous OP. I’ve been up since early o’clock after a fabulous weekend so far. Coffee and toast if I may please. Extra marmalade. I’m feeling kinky

I make my own marmalade... I'll show you how one day LB.

All sauces, condiments and marmalades are homemade here "

I’m not sure I’m quite up for special sauce on toast as yet

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"Morning gorgeous OP. I’ve been up since early o’clock after a fabulous weekend so far. Coffee and toast if I may please. Extra marmalade. I’m feeling kinky

Good morning and coming up. Is that white or brown?

I have no preference darling "

One of each it is then.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Morning op

Could I have a bacon and black pudding roll with a pot or tea please.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

I certainly need an energy boost.

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"Morning op

Could I have a bacon and black pudding roll with a pot or tea please."

Darjeeling or assam

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By *.R.MMan
23 weeks ago

Norfolk


"Good morning, could I have sausage, bacon egg in a soft roll with a big mug of tea and a side helping of better luck?

For you dear, anything.

"

Thank you

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over

Sinister, have you seen our helping hand pocketrocket, is popping in?

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By *reggSausageMan
23 weeks ago

derby

I just need a hug

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"I just need a hug "

You get plenty here, we are all huggers

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"I just need a hug

You get plenty here, we are all huggers "

Staff and customers btw

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over

Those that fancy a little sweet breakfast or something after their savoury, we have the special 'Berry french toast pudding and icecream' today.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"I just need a hug

You get plenty here, we are all huggers

Staff and customers btw "

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"I just need a hug

You get plenty here, we are all huggers "

Just the breakfast please….

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Sinister, have you seen our helping hand pocketrocket, is popping in? "

I think he's got real life things happening.

I might give him a poke.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"I just need a hug

You get plenty here, we are all huggers

Just the breakfast please….

"

A full english or something lighter ?

Tea, coffee, something else?

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"Sinister, have you seen our helping hand pocketrocket, is popping in?

I think he's got real life things happening.

I might give him a poke. "

Better coming from you

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over

Cafe gets busy later on so best place your orders now. Sinister gets easily bored at the back if she is not seeing to a customer needs. To be fair I do my best at the front too

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West

I've just drank my second double espresso.

I'm ready for anything.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I've just drank my second double espresso.

I'm ready for anything.

"

Oooffttt

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"I've just drank my second double espresso.

I'm ready for anything.

"

Sending them at the back of I can't cope at the front

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"I've just drank my second double espresso.

I'm ready for anything.

Oooffttt "

We can share the next one Darling x

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
23 weeks ago

Leeds

I'll take a mocha please!

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"I'll take a mocha please!"

And we make a beautiful one with the finest chocolate. Coming up

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"I'll take a mocha please!"

Would you like something to stir it with ?

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West

We're still open.

Come and join us.

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Morning sexy ss. Can I have some pancakes, lightly drizzled with maple syrup, then a long lingering smooch with you?

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"Morning sexy ss. Can I have some pancakes, lightly drizzled with maple syrup, then a long lingering smooch with you? "

Sorry for the delay. She is always in demand

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Morning sexy ss. Can I have some pancakes, lightly drizzled with maple syrup, then a long lingering smooch with you?

Sorry for the delay. She is always in demand "

Obviously she is, the scintillating minx

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By *orphia2003Woman
23 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Could I get a very big pot of coffee (instant is fine) and couple of slabs of toast with butter please.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
23 weeks ago

Wales

A big mug of builders tea and a sausage bap please

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Morning sexy ss. Can I have some pancakes, lightly drizzled with maple syrup, then a long lingering smooch with you? "

FN. Always.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"A big mug of builders tea and a sausage bap please "

Nice baps....

Sauce with that ?

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Could I get a very big pot of coffee (instant is fine) and couple of slabs of toast with butter please."

My probs sexy.

Your wish is my command.

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Morning sexy ss. Can I have some pancakes, lightly drizzled with maple syrup, then a long lingering smooch with you?

FN. Always.

"

what a way to spend a morning

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Could I get a very big pot of coffee (instant is fine) and couple of slabs of toast with butter please.

My probs sexy.

Your wish is my command.

"

Pleasure*

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
23 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

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By *otTheMessiah86Man
23 weeks ago

Stockton


"The Sinister Bottom cafe doors are open.

Give us your orders.....!

"

Morning Sinister! Famished this morning. How about I bring the sausage, you bring the baps! x

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"The Sinister Bottom cafe doors are open.

Give us your orders.....!

Morning Sinister! Famished this morning. How about I bring the sausage, you bring the baps! x"

Sauce?

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster "

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Morning sexy ss. Can I have some pancakes, lightly drizzled with maple syrup, then a long lingering smooch with you?

FN. Always.

what a way to spend a morning "

Suave ole flatterer.

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By *otTheMessiah86Man
23 weeks ago

Stockton


"The Sinister Bottom cafe doors are open.

Give us your orders.....!

Morning Sinister! Famished this morning. How about I bring the sausage, you bring the baps! x

Sauce?"

Oh yes. Can’t have a sausage bap without plenty of sauce!

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"The Sinister Bottom cafe doors are open.

Give us your orders.....!

Morning Sinister! Famished this morning. How about I bring the sausage, you bring the baps! x

Sauce?

Oh yes. Can’t have a sausage bap without plenty of sauce!"

You'll have to give me a taste....

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
23 weeks ago

La La Land

Good morning OP

Can I pretty please have a gallon of coffee and two bacon butties with plenty of butter and red sauce

Thank you

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
23 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

"

Thank you Ms S it will be very welcome

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Good morning OP

Can I pretty please have a gallon of coffee and two bacon butties with plenty of butter and red sauce

Thank you "

Yes. Yes, yes and yes.

My pleasure.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

Thank you Ms S it will be very welcome "

Any tips for a entrepreneurial Fab Cafe Owner?

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
23 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

Thank you Ms S it will be very welcome

Any tips for a entrepreneurial Fab Cafe Owner?

"

Playful flirting always guarantees a nice tip but you probably want the whole thing….oops your cafe might need an X rating

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

Thank you Ms S it will be very welcome

Any tips for a entrepreneurial Fab Cafe Owner?

Playful flirting always guarantees a nice tip but you probably want the whole thing….oops your cafe might need an X rating "

My cafe proudly carries a triple X rating.

Are you offering to give me another one ?

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

Thank you Ms S it will be very welcome

Any tips for a entrepreneurial Fab Cafe Owner?

Playful flirting always guarantees a nice tip but you probably want the whole thing….oops your cafe might need an X rating

My cafe proudly carries a triple X rating.

Are you offering to give me another one ?

"

If you're naked, I'm closing the door for a private cooking session

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

Thank you Ms S it will be very welcome

Any tips for a entrepreneurial Fab Cafe Owner?

Playful flirting always guarantees a nice tip but you probably want the whole thing….oops your cafe might need an X rating

My cafe proudly carries a triple X rating.

Are you offering to give me another one ?

If you're naked, I'm closing the door for a private cooking session "

Fricassee of Fife Ninja?

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

Thank you Ms S it will be very welcome

Any tips for a entrepreneurial Fab Cafe Owner?

Playful flirting always guarantees a nice tip but you probably want the whole thing….oops your cafe might need an X rating

My cafe proudly carries a triple X rating.

Are you offering to give me another one ?

If you're naked, I'm closing the door for a private cooking session

Fricassee of Fife Ninja? "

I was thinking more of a tasting session of the spinster. Starting with those pert, succulent nipples

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
23 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

Thank you Ms S it will be very welcome

Any tips for a entrepreneurial Fab Cafe Owner?

Playful flirting always guarantees a nice tip but you probably want the whole thing….oops your cafe might need an X rating

My cafe proudly carries a triple X rating.

Are you offering to give me another one ?

"

Just my sort of place, all my appetites are satisfied

I always cum packing a good sized tip

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

Thank you Ms S it will be very welcome

Any tips for a entrepreneurial Fab Cafe Owner?

Playful flirting always guarantees a nice tip but you probably want the whole thing….oops your cafe might need an X rating

My cafe proudly carries a triple X rating.

Are you offering to give me another one ?

Just my sort of place, all my appetites are satisfied

I always cum packing a good sized tip "

I'll have to find something suitably snug to accommodate it.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

Thank you Ms S it will be very welcome

Any tips for a entrepreneurial Fab Cafe Owner?

Playful flirting always guarantees a nice tip but you probably want the whole thing….oops your cafe might need an X rating

My cafe proudly carries a triple X rating.

Are you offering to give me another one ?

If you're naked, I'm closing the door for a private cooking session

Fricassee of Fife Ninja?

I was thinking more of a tasting session of the spinster. Starting with those pert, succulent nipples "

Yours or mine.

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over

Sorry I have not been a good co-host but the amazing SS has been meeting your needs and we do appreciate your custom. x

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Sorry I have not been a good co-host but the amazing SS has been meeting your needs and we do appreciate your custom. x "

Your time will come MB, your time will come.

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"Sorry I have not been a good co-host but the amazing SS has been meeting your needs and we do appreciate your custom. x

Your time will come MB, your time will come.

"

Oh thank you. Amazing job partner

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West

Anyone fancy a slice of cake and a cuppa ?

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By *ansoffateMan
23 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I could murder a brew, no milk in the house.

Distinct lack of banking for a Sunday too.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
23 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

Thank you Ms S it will be very welcome

Any tips for a entrepreneurial Fab Cafe Owner?

Playful flirting always guarantees a nice tip but you probably want the whole thing….oops your cafe might need an X rating

My cafe proudly carries a triple X rating.

Are you offering to give me another one ?

Just my sort of place, all my appetites are satisfied

I always cum packing a good sized tip

I'll have to find something suitably snug to accommodate it. "

I am sure you won’t have to think hard about that

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over

I had a lovely piece of pistachio cake earlier

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"I could murder a brew, no milk in the house.

Distinct lack of banking for a Sunday too.

"

I'll put the cafe kettle on.

Banking, is that a typo ?

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

Thank you Ms S it will be very welcome

Any tips for a entrepreneurial Fab Cafe Owner?

Playful flirting always guarantees a nice tip but you probably want the whole thing….oops your cafe might need an X rating

My cafe proudly carries a triple X rating.

Are you offering to give me another one ?

Just my sort of place, all my appetites are satisfied

I always cum packing a good sized tip

I'll have to find something suitably snug to accommodate it.

I am sure you won’t have to think hard about that "

On the contrary, I'm thinking long and hard about it.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"I had a lovely piece of pistachio cake earlier "

I'm sure that's better than it sounds.

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over


"I had a lovely piece of pistachio cake earlier

I'm sure that's better than it sounds. "

Beautiful with a hint of cardammon

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
23 weeks ago

Leeds


"I'll take a mocha please!

Would you like something to stir it with ?

"

No thank you, just sit yourself beside me as I enjoy it

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

North West


"I'll take a mocha please!

Would you like something to stir it with ?

No thank you, just sit yourself beside me as I enjoy it "

Happy to do that.

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Oh I will definitely have the full english breakfast and lots of coffee. I think I might just throw the coffee in my eyes….it might work faster

A large one and a big coffee, coming your way.

Thank you Ms S it will be very welcome

Any tips for a entrepreneurial Fab Cafe Owner?

Playful flirting always guarantees a nice tip but you probably want the whole thing….oops your cafe might need an X rating

My cafe proudly carries a triple X rating.

Are you offering to give me another one ?

If you're naked, I'm closing the door for a private cooking session

Fricassee of Fife Ninja?

I was thinking more of a tasting session of the spinster. Starting with those pert, succulent nipples

Yours or mine. "

Mutual

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By *lfacatMan
23 weeks ago

Cumbria

Can I have a strong black coffee with a little sugar please?

And would you mind if I had a little snooze in this corner booth, it’s been a bit of a week…

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
23 weeks ago

Pontypool

I'm done with work now, could I have a refreshing peppermint tea, and something naughty please? It can be edible or a customer, I don't mind!

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