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Once told me he was having a wank watching porn and wearing head phones. When he'd finished and took his headphones off, turned around and there was a sandwich on top of his drawers which his mum had put there for him..
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"After a heavy night clubbing, fell asleep watching porn and wanking, awaking with a startle hearing the bedroom door closing and my mum or dad have been in and turned off the telly and dvd player. The cold light of soberness made the next day a little tricky " Lmao couldn't look them in the eye I bet | |||
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"Have you ever caught anyone OP?" I went back to a friend's house when I was younger we'd had a couple of drinks and were going back for a few more plus play some guitar.. We went around the back he had glass patio doors into the living room, lights off but TV on and his sister was sat on the sofa, legs wide open playing with herself on the phone to her boyfriend.. Never seen anyone get up and move so fast! And found her strangely attractive from then on. | |||
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"Got a Dyson stuck on my cock. Mother in law was in eastern standard time as she had just landed from the states an hour before so she forgot to set to British summer time..anyway..long story short, she arrived an hour early..I was meant to be cooking but decided to hoover the house first...then I tripped over and guess what? Yeah..you got it...my cock went in the nozzle..not the narrow nozzle bit..that would just be wrong..anyway..that's the story I told my ex wife after we collected her mom from the hospital for trauma.." You're lucky she didn't die, son | |||
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"Got a Dyson stuck on my cock. Mother in law was in eastern standard time as she had just landed from the states an hour before so she forgot to set to British summer time..anyway..long story short, she arrived an hour early..I was meant to be cooking but decided to hoover the house first...then I tripped over and guess what? Yeah..you got it...my cock went in the nozzle..not the narrow nozzle bit..that would just be wrong..anyway..that's the story I told my ex wife after we collected her mom from the hospital for trauma.. You're lucky she didn't die, son" Yeah. Dam right.. luckily for me her Henry was with her. | |||
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I pretended I was just getting up from sleep. We haven't talked about it since. | |||
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"Was out in the woods with a lover one afternoon. We find a spot about 300 meters from the path and start kissing, then strip and start shaging. The next thing there is a dog sniffing my ass and I can hear the dog being called by a lady when i look round she is right there OMG "Did you have any concealed contraband in your person sir? Sniffer dogs are very sensitive to the scents of class A,B,C,D,E,F drugs including the more common shitty smell? Anyway I'm glad it all worked out..just curious as to the use of the Metric distance unit ( 300 mtrs) rather than yards Sir...was this undesired sniffing incident in a European EU country by any chance and did you have all the necessary documents? A concerned citizen | |||
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"I was caught having a wank after an avalanche in Switzerland by the mountain rescue guys.. And that's snow joke!" Snow way  *slowly backs out of the room. | |||
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Gran canaria on a balcony beside stairs when a couple came down to admire the view across the sea
Most embarrassing was a girl I was seeings 11 year old daughter walked in and told me to get off her mum  | |||
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"A friend of mine.. really,
Once told me he was having a wank watching porn and wearing head phones. When he'd finished and took his headphones off, turned around and there was a sandwich on top of his drawers which his mum had put there for him..
What's been your most embarrassing time being caught " poor lad.lol
Something similar happened to me too.lol
But my friend caught me while I was playing with myself...she just left room...  was pretty awkward silence when I went down. Lol | |||
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"I was caught having a wank by the elderly lady next door " What was said? | |||
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"Once told me he was having a wank watching porn and wearing head phones. When he'd finished and took his headphones off, turned around and there was a sandwich on top of his drawers which his mum had put there for him." Unless they are the origin story, this was a joke anecdote I first heard over 30years ago- but never fails to make me simultaneously lol and cringe 😂 | |||
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"Had a mate walk in the morning after a party but kept going as side on under the covers. More embarrassing for him to be fair
Gran canaria on a balcony beside stairs when a couple came down to admire the view across the sea
Most embarrassing was a girl I was seeings 11 year old daughter walked in and told me to get off her mum "Haha did u do as told and get off | |||
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"A friend of mine.. really,
Once told me he was having a wank watching porn and wearing head phones. When he'd finished and took his headphones off, turned around and there was a sandwich on top of his drawers which his mum had put there for him..
What's been your most embarrassing time being caught "It’s funny how many men this has happened to over the past few decades. Especially when one considers men don’t use their imagination, they keep their eyes firmly on the porn they have selected for that day’s yank. It may have happened to one bloke once (probably an arty type experimenting with not being shallow), but it’s now an urban myth which gets claimed and rolled out by every ‘friend’ in every ‘funny’ story.  | |||
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"I’ve been unexpectedly spotted or caught more than once , the worst would have been the girls dad walking in on us . We were in her living room in front of the fire , logs crackling and music playing . When he walked in she was on top , arse facing the door . I didn’t see him , just heard a mumbled stammer of an apology then the door closing . I saw him in a bakers shop about a week later , the atmosphere was a trifle sticky 😂" I hope you bought him a ring donut. Or a cream pie. | |||
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"I’ve been unexpectedly spotted or caught more than once , the worst would have been the girls dad walking in on us . We were in her living room in front of the fire , logs crackling and music playing . When he walked in she was on top , arse facing the door . I didn’t see him , just heard a mumbled stammer of an apology then the door closing . I saw him in a bakers shop about a week later , the atmosphere was a trifle sticky 😂 I hope you bought him a ring donut. Or a cream pie." I doubt he wails have appreciated it , but I doubt he appreciated his daughters arse pointing at him 🤦♂️ She was horrified , it kinda killed the moment . The twat 😂 | |||
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