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"Sometimes when I think of all the totally doo lally people in the world I wonder where the don't lallies live........ I wanna go there" Love it lol | |||
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"And this is reason 101 why I don't go to peoples homes..." Bit harsh. My Bailey's sell by date is July?? | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. " Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? " Rather than replying off thread... I think we'd all have enjoyed that | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? " I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box. | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box." I should be heading up CID I tell ya... I'm wasted on here  | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box. I should be heading up CID I tell ya... I'm wasted on here "CID?? | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. " Jesus fucking christ. I don’t visit the forum often and now I’m glad I don’t. | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. Jesus fucking christ. I don’t visit the forum often and now I’m glad I don’t. " Bye then | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box." Did you get your ice cube tray back? | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box. Did you get your ice cube tray back?" Yes I did | |||
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"Was it a novelty ice cube tray? " You appear to have an ice cube tray fetish lol | |||
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"Did they not just curdle?" No. Fresh. Straight in the freezer. | |||
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"Did they not just curdle? No. Fresh. Straight in the freezer. " Oh wow, you learn something every day. Don't do it too often, you only get a bucket load | |||
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"Was it a novelty ice cube tray? You appear to have an ice cube tray fetish lol" I feel you are not in the position to point a finger | |||
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"I hope you use the willy shaped ice cube moulds OP. Ps. Thanks for making me feel "No I didn't but I'm sorry you feel sick..maybe the clue was in the post title? | |||
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"Was it a novelty ice cube tray? You appear to have an ice cube tray fetish lol I feel you are not in the position to point a finger "You do have a point there . | |||
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"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.....time to log off fab!" I know Bailey's isn't to everyone's taste , but it's not that bad. | |||
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"Don't want to yuck anyone's yum but this is an absolute no for me. J" Thank you..it's not for everyone but hey..life's a tapestry. | |||
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"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.....time to log off fab! I know Bailey's isn't to everyone's taste , but it's not that bad. " If I was heading up there marketing department it would sell out by Christmas. No one ever thought flavoured gin would take off? Think about it? | |||
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"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.....time to log off fab! I know Bailey's isn't to everyone's taste , but it's not that bad. If I was heading up there marketing department it would sell out by Christmas. No one ever thought flavoured gin would take off? Think about it?" Semenology: The Semen Bartender's Handbook - might interest you OP There's also a cooking with Semen book by the same author | |||
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"I don't know why, but the saddest part of this story for me is the OP jizzing into an ice cube tray. It's given me a real sense of melancholy. " well these things take time to sink in. No pun intended | |||
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"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.....time to log off fab! I know Bailey's isn't to everyone's taste , but it's not that bad. If I was heading up there marketing department it would sell out by Christmas. No one ever thought flavoured gin would take off? Think about it? Semenology: The Semen Bartender's Handbook - might interest you OP There's also a cooking with Semen book by the same author " Thank you. However, I am the author. | |||
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"No. Just no no no no no. Never want ice cubes in anyones house again. " I can understand that..I do a range of different flavoured old fashioned ice lollies too if you want to DM me? | |||
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"Do you call it 'spunk ice' or 'spice' for short.... wait a minute...oh ffs.... what the actual hell "The business name is " spunk cubes are us " | |||
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"And this is reason 101 why I don't go to peoples homes..." I think you could go to 1,000,000 homes and you would be safe from this sort of thing!! Kinks are kinks but who would think of something like this?? Oh the OP, that’s answered my question quickly | |||
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"And this is reason 101 why I don't go to peoples homes... I think you could go to 1,000,000 homes and you would be safe from this sort of thing!! Kinks are kinks but who would think of something like this?? Oh the OP, that’s answered my question quickly "Bit harsh but I suppose it's constructive criticism. | |||
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"Sperm ice?!
Well at least it wasn’t served at womb temperature"Aha..now there is the voice of my future marketing manager..well done sir..could be a catch phrase? | |||
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"Sperm ice?!
Well at least it wasn’t served at womb temperature
Aha..now there is the voice of my future marketing manager..well done sir..could be a catch phrase?"It could go down well I suppose | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box." But what receptacle did you use to catch the spunk? I've heard of a wank sock but not a wank ice cube tray | |||
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"Sperm ice?!
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"Do you call it 'spunk ice' or 'spice' for short.... wait a minute...oh ffs.... what the actual hell
The business name is " spunk cubes are us ""I'd have thought you'd go with 'Protein Shots' | |||
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"I don't know why, but the saddest part of this story for me is the OP jizzing into an ice cube tray. It's given me a real sense of melancholy. well these things take time to sink in. No pun intended " | |||
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"Do you call it 'spunk ice' or 'spice' for short.... wait a minute...oh ffs.... what the actual hell
The business name is " spunk cubes are us "
I'd have thought you'd go with 'Protein Shots' "My new research manager.. you're hired! | |||
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"Thats ruined ice in drinks for me, forever. Thanks OP" Really sorry about that..maybe next time don't go for the special offer " by one get one free " I can do a refund? | |||
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"*the more I see, the less I know*" Read more books. That may help? | |||
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Cold cum is rank.
I’ll never trust an ice cube again. | |||
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Cold cum is rank.
I’ll never trust an ice cube again."Aperol with a slice of orange maybe? Just saying.. doesn't have to be cubes? | |||
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"*the more I see, the less I know* Read more books. That may help?" I read plenty. Some things I wish I'd never read. Cum ice cubes is up there. | |||
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"*the more I see, the less I know* Read more books. That may help? I read plenty. Some things I wish I'd never read. Cum ice cubes is up there." Sorry to hear that...I can do free samples if you DM me? | |||
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"Sperm ice?!
Well at least it wasn’t served at womb temperature
Aha..now there is the voice of my future marketing manager..well done sir..could be a catch phrase?
It could go down well I suppose"Ha! Love it! | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box. I should be heading up CID I tell ya... I'm wasted on here
CID??"CID = Cum in drinks. | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box. I should be heading up CID I tell ya... I'm wasted on here
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CID = Cum in drinks. "Oh. Ha ha ha! | |||
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"There's a book you can buy Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes You should give it a look " Thank you. You're presuming I haven't got it. | |||
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"There's a book you can buy Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes You should give it a look Thank you. You're presuming I haven't got it." Or indeed wrote it | |||
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"There's a book you can buy Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes You should give it a look Thank you. You're presuming I haven't got it. No, honestly..I've got it Or indeed wrote it " | |||
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"This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too also One time I cummed in my mayo bottle and mix it all together and made a sandwich and gave it to my neighbours wife... lol" Now there's an idea...and thanks for being so ironically paradoxical. | |||
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"This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too also One time I cummed in my mayo bottle and mix it all together and made a sandwich and gave it to my neighbours wife... lol" Boo hoo | |||
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"Even if it’s bollocks, I know next time I have baileys and ice I will think twice now "Drink it neat. Drink everything without ice  | |||
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"This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too " I think you may have missed that most of the responses are jokey. Its not meant to be take seriously its for fun. | |||
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"Even if it’s bollocks, I know next time I have baileys and ice I will think twice now "You could always have an iced coffee? | |||
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"This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too I think you may have missed that most of the responses are jokey. Its not meant to be take seriously its for fun. " Thank you...at long last.. someone who actually gets it..have a great weekend everyone... you've been gotchad!! Ha. | |||
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"When it melts does it float to the top " This is an an automated message. The OP has been taken to a secure facility somewhere off the coast of malingering..which is off the coast of Scotland. | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. " I know when abroad it's often recommended not to have ice cubes. I'm now thinking the same about Rugby | |||
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"From my experience regarding the amount most guys produce, it would take ages to make a decent amount of them, but given the opportunity I would try one or two" They must have been filled one cube at a time. Either that or they were watered down. Don’t let the weights & measures department find out if this is the case. | |||
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"Doesn't it spoil Bailey's and does Bailey's spoil the cum?" Yeah, who would ruin cum by adding baileys to it… | |||
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"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's? I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby. Jesus fucking christ. I don’t visit the forum often and now I’m glad I don’t. " This is quite tame compared to some.of the forum post I've read over the years.
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"And this is reason 101 why I don't go to peoples homes..." I’m with you on that one… | |||
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"Wait, if you freeze them, when they melt does that mean the sperms are active again? They’ll be pissed!!!! That’s cruel. " Yes exactly that how IVF works | |||
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" what the actual fuck"I wonder what other drink options were considered and dismissed before deciding that this was the best option … A shite spritzer? | |||
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"Sometimes when I think of all the totally doo lally people in the world I wonder where the don't lallies live........ I wanna go there" ^ this made me chuckle | |||
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"Yes exactly that how IVF works" I think we now have a name for this fucked-up cocktail. The IVF. | |||
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