FabSwingers.com forum: Spunk ice cubes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never with my Baileys, no. Just everything else.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Sometimes when I think of all the totally doo lally people in the world I wonder where the don't lallies live........

I wanna go there

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

just a normal ice cube for me please

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By *erald 1999Man
over a year ago

carmarthen

"Sometimes when I think of all the totally doo lally people in the world I wonder where the don't lallies live........

I wanna go there"

Love it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this is reason 101 why I don't go to peoples homes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry "

Actually, not really sorry, just

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Okay, that’s enough internet for me today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And this is reason 101 why I don't go to peoples homes..."

Bit harsh. My Bailey's sell by date is July??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what the actual fuck

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I'm never having ice in my drink at anyone's house again

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? "

Rather than replying off thread... I think we'd all have enjoyed that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box? "

I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box.

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?

I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box."

I should be heading up CID I tell ya... I'm wasted on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?

I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box.

I should be heading up CID I tell ya... I'm wasted on here

CID??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

Jesus fucking christ. I don’t visit the forum often and now I’m glad I don’t.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

Jesus fucking christ. I don’t visit the forum often and now I’m glad I don’t. "

Bye then

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?

I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box."

Did you get your ice cube tray back?

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By *tumpy5333Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

In your dreams I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?

I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box.

Did you get your ice cube tray back?"

Yes I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you use the willy shaped ice cube moulds OP.

Ps. Thanks for making me feel

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Was it a novelty ice cube tray?

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By *r Tom FooleryMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Did they not just curdle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it a novelty ice cube tray? "

You appear to have an ice cube tray fetish lol

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

I didn't know it was even possible to freeze it...no, I'm not going to try it, I'll trust it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did they not just curdle?"

No. Fresh. Straight in the freezer.

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By *r Tom FooleryMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Did they not just curdle?

No. Fresh. Straight in the freezer. "

Oh wow, you learn something every day.

Don't do it too often, you only get a bucket load

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If anyone is interested I got a government business start up grant..

" Spunk cubes are us"

Not a a great business name but it seems to work for a similarly named business...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I don't know why, but the saddest part of this story for me is the OP jizzing into an ice cube tray. It's given me a real sense of melancholy.

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Was it a novelty ice cube tray?

You appear to have an ice cube tray fetish lol"

I feel you are not in the position to point a finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you use the willy shaped ice cube moulds OP.

Ps. Thanks for making me feel

No I didn't but I'm sorry you feel sick..maybe the clue was in the post title?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it a novelty ice cube tray?

You appear to have an ice cube tray fetish lol

I feel you are not in the position to point a finger

You do have a point there .

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

No.

Just no no no no no.

Never want ice cubes in anyones house again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.....time to log off fab!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Do you call it 'spunk ice' or 'spice' for short.... wait a minute...oh ffs.... what the actual hell

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Don't want to yuck anyone's yum but this is an absolute no for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can also deliver via DHL..only winter deliveries..never in summer

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.....time to log off fab!"

I know Bailey's isn't to everyone's taste , but it's not that bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't want to yuck anyone's yum but this is an absolute no for me.

Thank you..it's not for everyone but hey..life's a tapestry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.....time to log off fab!

I know Bailey's isn't to everyone's taste , but it's not that bad. "

If I was heading up there marketing department it would sell out by Christmas. No one ever thought flavoured gin would take off? Think about it?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Now I can safely say that I've heard it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I...

...I

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.....time to log off fab!

I know Bailey's isn't to everyone's taste , but it's not that bad.

If I was heading up there marketing department it would sell out by Christmas. No one ever thought flavoured gin would take off? Think about it?"

Semenology: The Semen Bartender's Handbook - might interest you OP

There's also a cooking with Semen book by the same author

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know why, but the saddest part of this story for me is the OP jizzing into an ice cube tray. It's given me a real sense of melancholy.

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well these things take time to sink in. No pun intended

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.....time to log off fab!

I know Bailey's isn't to everyone's taste , but it's not that bad.

If I was heading up there marketing department it would sell out by Christmas. No one ever thought flavoured gin would take off? Think about it?

Semenology: The Semen Bartender's Handbook - might interest you OP

There's also a cooking with Semen book by the same author "

Thank you. However, I am the author.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No.

Just no no no no no.

Never want ice cubes in anyones house again. "

I can understand that..I do a range of different flavoured old fashioned ice lollies too if you want to DM me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you call it 'spunk ice' or 'spice' for short.... wait a minute...oh ffs.... what the actual hell

The business name is " spunk cubes are us "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And this is reason 101 why I don't go to peoples homes..."

I think you could go to 1,000,000 homes and you would be safe from this sort of thing!!

Kinks are kinks but who would think of something like this??

Oh the OP, that’s answered my question quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And this is reason 101 why I don't go to peoples homes...

I think you could go to 1,000,000 homes and you would be safe from this sort of thing!!

Kinks are kinks but who would think of something like this??

Oh the OP, that’s answered my question quickly

Bit harsh but I suppose it's constructive criticism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sperm ice?!

Well at least it wasn’t served at womb temperature

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sperm ice?!

Well at least it wasn’t served at womb temperature"

Aha..now there is the voice of my future marketing manager..well done sir..could be a catch phrase?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sperm ice?!

Well at least it wasn’t served at womb temperature

Aha..now there is the voice of my future marketing manager..well done sir..could be a catch phrase?"

It could go down well I suppose

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?

I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box."

But what receptacle did you use to catch the spunk? I've heard of a wank sock but not a wank ice cube tray

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Sperm ice?!

Well at least it wasn’t served at womb temperature"

Like that

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Do you call it 'spunk ice' or 'spice' for short.... wait a minute...oh ffs.... what the actual hell

The business name is " spunk cubes are us ""

I'd have thought you'd go with 'Protein Shots'

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By *r Tom FooleryMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I don't know why, but the saddest part of this story for me is the OP jizzing into an ice cube tray. It's given me a real sense of melancholy.

well these things take time to sink in. No pun intended "

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

Thats ruined ice in drinks for me, forever.

Thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you call it 'spunk ice' or 'spice' for short.... wait a minute...oh ffs.... what the actual hell

The business name is " spunk cubes are us "

I'd have thought you'd go with 'Protein Shots' "

My new research manager.. you're hired!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thats ruined ice in drinks for me, forever.

Thanks OP"

Really sorry about that..maybe next time don't go for the special offer " by one get one free "

I can do a refund?

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

*the more I see, the less I know*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*the more I see, the less I know*"

Read more books. That may help?

I read plenty. Some things I wish I'd never read.

Cum ice cubes is up there."

Sorry to hear that...I can do free samples if you DM me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sperm ice?!

Well at least it wasn’t served at womb temperature

Aha..now there is the voice of my future marketing manager..well done sir..could be a catch phrase?

It could go down well I suppose"

Ha! Love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Uhum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

WTF!

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?

I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box.

I should be heading up CID I tell ya... I'm wasted on here

CID??"

CID = Cum in drinks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's lonely in here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

Did you spunk in her ice trays, or did you prepare them at your house, and transport them round hers in a ice box?

I did it in my own ice cube tray and transported in an ice box.

I should be heading up CID I tell ya... I'm wasted on here

CID??

CID = Cum in drinks. "

Oh. Ha ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You bet I can

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By *urry BlokeMan
over a year ago

There's a book you can buy

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

You should give it a look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a book you can buy

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

You should give it a look "

Thank you. You're presuming I haven't got it.

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By *urry BlokeMan
over a year ago

"There's a book you can buy

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

You should give it a look

Thank you. You're presuming I haven't got it."

Or indeed wrote it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a book you can buy

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

You should give it a look

Thank you. You're presuming I haven't got it.

No, honestly..I've got it

Or indeed wrote it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too also

One time I cummed in my mayo bottle and mix it all together and made a sandwich and gave it to my neighbours wife... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too also

One time I cummed in my mayo bottle and mix it all together and made a sandwich and gave it to my neighbours wife... lol"

Now there's an idea...and thanks for being so ironically paradoxical.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too also

One time I cummed in my mayo bottle and mix it all together and made a sandwich and gave it to my neighbours wife... lol"

Boo hoo

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Even if it’s bollocks, I know next time I have baileys and ice I will think twice now

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Even if it’s bollocks, I know next time I have baileys and ice I will think twice now

Drink it neat. Drink everything without ice

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

"This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too "

I think you may have missed that most of the responses are jokey. Its not meant to be take seriously its for fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even if it’s bollocks, I know next time I have baileys and ice I will think twice now

You could always have an iced coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This guy Is chatting a load of bs shocking the amount of response this tread had? I can make some bs story's too

I think you may have missed that most of the responses are jokey. Its not meant to be take seriously its for fun. "

Thank you...at long last.. someone who actually gets it..have a great weekend everyone... you've been gotchad!! Ha.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

When it melts does it float to the top

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could the last person in the room turn the lights off please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When it melts does it float to the top "

This is an an automated message. The OP has been taken to a secure facility somewhere off the coast of malingering..which is off the coast of Scotland.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

I know when abroad it's often recommended not to have ice cubes. I'm now thinking the same about Rugby

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow

From my experience regarding the amount most guys produce, it would take ages to make a decent amount of them, but given the opportunity I would try one or two

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"From my experience regarding the amount most guys produce, it would take ages to make a decent amount of them, but given the opportunity I would try one or two"

They must have been filled one cube at a time.

Either that or they were watered down. Don’t let the weights & measures department find out if this is the case.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Doesn't it spoil Bailey's and does Bailey's spoil the cum?

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Doesn't it spoil Bailey's and does Bailey's spoil the cum?"

Yeah, who would ruin cum by adding baileys to it…

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By *an1985CJHMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I've had a few posted to me.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Has anyone had spunked ice cubes with there Bailey's?

I did this for a woman many years ago and she used my spunk cubes in her drinks as she chatted to her hubby.

Jesus fucking christ. I don’t visit the forum often and now I’m glad I don’t. "

This is quite tame compared to some.of the forum post I've read over the years.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've been looking for something to do with all those jam jars full of jizz in my fridge

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Wait, if you freeze them, when they melt does that mean the sperms are active again? They’ll be pissed!!!! That’s cruel.

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By *igR93Man
over a year ago

Sarcasm City

"And this is reason 101 why I don't go to peoples homes..."

I’m with you on that one…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait, if you freeze them, when they melt does that mean the sperms are active again? They’ll be pissed!!!! That’s cruel. "

Yes exactly that how IVF works

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

what the actual fuck"

I wonder what other drink options were considered and dismissed before deciding that this was the best option …

A shite spritzer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes when I think of all the totally doo lally people in the world I wonder where the don't lallies live........

I wanna go there"

^ this made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just when you think you’ve seen everything…a thread like this pops up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate ice cubes in Baileys. Waters it down and gives it a weird texture. And that’s with water.

I dread to imagine that concoction…

In fact I refuse to imagine it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Yes exactly that how IVF works"

I think we now have a name for this fucked-up cocktail. The IVF.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

There are some thread titles that I can never unsee…this is one of them

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