FabSwingers.com forum: Ridiculously shallow reasons why you've not been interested in someone

By *rucking-Hell OP Man
36 weeks ago

Northampton

We're all a bit shallow at times. I'm just wondering why you haven't been interested in someone, whether it is here on Fab, or on a night out, or wherever.

For me, I was chatted up by a woman who though attractive, wore shoes that were far too sensible. I couldn't get past it.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
36 weeks ago

Hell

"We're all a bit shallow at times. I'm just wondering why you haven't been interested in someone, whether it is here on Fab, or on a night out, or wherever.

For me, I was chatted up by a woman who though attractive, wore shoes that were far too sensible. I couldn't get past it. "

This is me because I live in flip flops

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I went on a date with a girl who turned out to be my ex-wife’s hairdresser.

(We shook hands, agreed there would be no attraction, and got hammered on cheap cava. It was great fun.)

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Because of a single comment made once in the forums.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
36 weeks ago

somewhere

Height. I'm short as it is, absolutely lovely guy but just couldn't get over the height thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
36 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

It's usually something said or an action taken that puts me off someone I was vaguely considering.

I don't think I've ever been into someone and then put off by a late noticed aesthetic.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Someone told me that they recorded "neighbours" (the Australian soap opera)..

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By *ealitybitesMan
36 weeks ago

Belfast

I've turned down the vast majority of offers I've had on fab mainly because it was obvious they weren't really interested in me and were just interested in validation.

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36 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Someone told me that they recorded "neighbours" (the Australian soap opera).."

.. I always thought it was a pile of crap even when I was a kid & I'd watch it sometimes.

But recording it's a crime.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

They had a Naruto poster on the wall in the background of one of their pics.

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By *ooleyMan
36 weeks ago

preston

Puns.

Specifically bad puns. A *good* pun is worth a small golf-clap. But bad ones, especially if the are repeated again & again are the worst. I even asked her directly not to overdo it, but over time it just became a massive un-funny turn-off.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Gaping vagina, arsehole or feet pics - immediate no.

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By *andynecklaceWoman
36 weeks ago

Someplace

If they're a smoker then no it's not happening. Also religious people, doesn't matter what religion it is but I'd rather not

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Drawn on eyebrows.

The mr

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
36 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Eyes that point 10 to 2....

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By *till gameMan
36 weeks ago

Oldham

When a woman invited me back to her place but warned me she had 5 cats

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

Hasn't got a vagina.

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
36 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"I've turned down the vast majority of offers I've had on fab mainly because it was obvious they weren't really interested in me and were just interested in validation. "

For the record.. no interest in validation

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By *rucking-Hell OP Man
36 weeks ago

Northampton

"Someone told me that they recorded "neighbours" (the Australian soap opera).."

HAHAHAHA this is brilliant! This is exactly what I'm talking about

On a similar note, someone who I'd had a decades long crush on posted on Facebook that Maroon 5 were her favourite band. The crush ended at that moment.

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By *urry BlokeMan
36 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I wouldn't be intimate with a forumite

Social, yes. Intimate, no

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By *haiababeWoman
36 weeks ago

North devon

Unsure if it would be classed as shallow. But I always say I don't judge a book by its cover cos I am generally more attracted to personalities than looks. But I have turned down guys who remind me of people I didn't like/or were mean to me growing up.

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By *haiababeWoman
36 weeks ago

North devon

Oh and this one probably is more shallow, bilut when I say I want a conversation and a guy just says he wants to cum in me.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"On a similar note, someone who I'd had a decades long crush on posted on Facebook that Maroon 5 were her favourite band. The crush ended at that moment. "

High-five for that one. I’ve walked away from dates when they’ve revealed horrendous music taste.

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By *lym4realCouple
36 weeks ago

plymouth

Mr4's Ex was chattd up by a very nicely dressed female..got back to her ..one thing lead to another thing ...the fem in question was wearing dodgy non matching underwear so she got dressed and walked out ?? but with us pair it's anyone who's obssesed by celebs/talent shows/reality tv shows or influencers as our collective brains switch off and we start dribbling ( and yes it's happened years ago with a couple apart from the dribbling bit though as the other fem was stunning but ..) xx

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By *urry BlokeMan
36 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"I wouldn't be intimate with a forumite

Social, yes. Intimate, no"

I guess I should qualify...

Regardless of how attractive some of you are

It's very much a 'me' issue

Familiarity turns off the sex radar

Vanilla me is exactly the same

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

Anyone who watches friends.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
36 weeks ago

Because they use the word panties, which I hate very much. I wouldn't be able to ignore it.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I'm put off by the simplest of things.

What they wear.

How they talk.

If they type lol or hehe.

Who they simp over.

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By *ougarsilkWoman
36 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

Turkey teeth

. I love a nice smile whether teeth are aesthetically manoeuvred or not. It's just those beaming white gnashers stand out like beacons

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

"I'm put off by the simplest of things.

What they wear.

How they talk.

If they type lol or hehe.

Who they simp over.

Didn't Michael Jackson coin the phrase 'hehe'

Sorry wrong thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I'm put off by the simplest of things.

What they wear.

How they talk.

If they type lol or hehe.

Who they simp over.

Didn't Michael Jackson coin the phrase 'hehe'

Sorry wrong thread."

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By *iss.BellaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wales

Apparently I haven't got a button in my brain that says no ta. If I did, I'd have clicked that men slut dropping is a turn off and saved myself wasting a few years

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By *ffervescentMan
36 weeks ago

winfrith

"Because they use the word panties, which I hate very much. I wouldn't be able to ignore it."
so do I it certainly puts me off .

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By *orl1971Couple
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

Met a lovely couple for a social. Started with some general chit chat about weather, holidays, etc. The guy of the couple then said after 5 minutes ‘enough of the chat let’s talk about swinging’. It was too full on for the Mrs so we didn’t meet them again.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Good first message, looked at the profile and saw a pinky ring...instant block

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By *odgerMooreMan
36 weeks ago

Nowhere

Ive been told on a social that not being willing to get stoned with a cple is a red flag

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By *r Tom FooleryMan
36 weeks ago

Coventry

"If they're a smoker then no it's not happening. Also religious people, doesn't matter what religion it is but I'd rather not "

Amen

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By *till gameMan
36 weeks ago

Oldham

"If they're a smoker then no it's not happening. Also religious people, doesn't matter what religion it is but I'd rather not

Amen

Nun of that here

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By *uenevereWoman
36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Lovely young man in a club, wearing trackies... I detest trackies worn as everyday wear, it just screams "convict" or "chav" to me.

I am well aware this is shallow... but I cannot get past it.

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By *esthetic21Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Lovely young man in a club, wearing trackies... I detest trackies worn as everyday wear, it just screams "convict" or "chav" to me.

I am well aware this is shallow... but I cannot get past it."
but 9 times out of 10 correct

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By *esthetic21Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Being thick.

And I know it's not their fault if they're thick and I'd never make them feel any way about it but i just can't deal

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By *uenevereWoman
36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"Lovely young man in a club, wearing trackies... I detest trackies worn as everyday wear, it just screams "convict" or "chav" to me.

I am well aware this is shallow... but I cannot get past it.but 9 times out of 10 correct

I think it's an age thing to be honest... lots of young people seemingly have no problem with leisure wear for every occasion.

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By *esthetic21Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Lovely young man in a club, wearing trackies... I detest trackies worn as everyday wear, it just screams "convict" or "chav" to me.

I am well aware this is shallow... but I cannot get past it.but 9 times out of 10 correct

I think it's an age thing to be honest... lots of young people seemingly have no problem with leisure wear for every occasion. "
I wear trackies generally but if I was going anywhere like a club I'd be smartly dressed

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By *parkle1974Woman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Turned out to be a prick!

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By *parkle1974Woman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

"I wouldn't be intimate with a forumite

Social, yes. Intimate, no"

In all my years on here, I've only met 2 people who use the forums....normally my interactions occur away from formites.

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By *till gameMan
36 weeks ago

Oldham

She owned a pair of crocs

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

Because his name was Colin

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By *ax19862002Man
36 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Dirty shoes

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

"Because his name was Colin"

Was he a catapillar?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Because his name was Colin"

This is why I don't do names!

I was talking to a guy who was completely my type, tall, beard, tattoos. Then he told me his real name.

My sex drive has never dropped quicker.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Because his name was Colin

This is why I don't do names!

I was talking to a guy who was completely my type, tall, beard, tattoos. Then he told me his real name.

My sex drive has never dropped quicker.

It's a real thing, isn't it?

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By *till gameMan
36 weeks ago

Oldham

"Because his name was Colin

This is why I don't do names!

I was talking to a guy who was completely my type, tall, beard, tattoos. Then he told me his real name.

My sex drive has never dropped quicker.

Fred west ?

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
36 weeks ago

on the naughty side of the street

They wore to much aftershave/parfume

Completely overwhelmed my senses

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Because his name was Colin

Was he a catapillar?"

I didn't get to find out!

But if he'd brought cake, I'd have just renamed him Joe, and gone with the flow

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
36 weeks ago

Now Kilmarnock

They had a penis.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
36 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

They smell wrong. I don't mean unwashed, or too much aftershave. Just some sort of scent incompatibility.

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

"Because his name was Colin

Was he a catapillar?

I didn't get to find out!

But if he'd brought cake, I'd have just renamed him Joe, and gone with the flow

I don't have a good/bad connection with names. They are what they ate.

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By *ife NinjaMan
36 weeks ago

Dunfermline

When they can't play my penis like a flute

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Because his name was Colin

Was he a catapillar?

I didn't get to find out!

But if he'd brought cake, I'd have just renamed him Joe, and gone with the flow

I don't have a good/bad connection with names. They are what they ate. "

I see what you did there

Love,

Brenda x

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

"Because his name was Colin

Was he a catapillar?

I didn't get to find out!

But if he'd brought cake, I'd have just renamed him Joe, and gone with the flow

I don't have a good/bad connection with names. They are what they ate.

I see what you did there

Love,

Brenda x"

Alright Brenda. Now there's a name I haven't whispered in the midst of an orgasm

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By *r Tom FooleryMan
36 weeks ago

Coventry

"They smell wrong. I don't mean unwashed, or too much aftershave. Just some sort of scent incompatibility. "

Seems a tad harsh

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Because his name was Colin

Was he a catapillar?

I didn't get to find out!

But if he'd brought cake, I'd have just renamed him Joe, and gone with the flow

I don't have a good/bad connection with names. They are what they ate.

I see what you did there

Love,

Brenda x

Alright Brenda. Now there's a name I haven't whispered in the midst of an orgasm

Get used to it

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By *ell GwynnWoman
36 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"They smell wrong. I don't mean unwashed, or too much aftershave. Just some sort of scent incompatibility.

Seems a tad harsh "

Only as harsh as being put off by someone's height, or the fact they record neighbours *shrugs*

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By *ife NinjaMan
36 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"They smell wrong. I don't mean unwashed, or too much aftershave. Just some sort of scent incompatibility.

Seems a tad harsh

Only as harsh as being put off by someone's height, or the fact they record neighbours *shrugs*"

Like that fish smell some people give off

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
36 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Old photos on profile.

And height.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
36 weeks ago

There and Here

His head was too pointy

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By *ansoffateMan
36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Obsession with her hamster, I couldn't cope with it. I really like her at first, but once the hamster got into the conversation it never ended.

Obduracy bothers me. If people can't accept when they are in the wrong, own their part, or just let go of it - they're just not for me.

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By *obilebottomMan
36 weeks ago

All over

Sank my boat

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By *till gameMan
36 weeks ago

Oldham

"Sank my boat

Was it a tug boat

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

talked at me

and arranged my diary!

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By *rucking-Hell OP Man
36 weeks ago

Northampton

"She owned a pair of crocs "

This is a totally legit reason.

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By *iberius61Man
36 weeks ago

Pontefract

Not sexually, but I once threw a CV in the bin coz the guys name was Andrew. In my defence I had 3 men working for me, and 2 of them were already called Andrew

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
36 weeks ago

Coalville

Men who use the phrase “can breathe through my ears” on their profile.

Nope…

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
36 weeks ago

Coalville

"His head was too pointy"

That is a thing though! You were perfectly in the right!

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
36 weeks ago

Coalville

"Lovely young man in a club, wearing trackies... I detest trackies worn as everyday wear, it just screams "convict" or "chav" to me.

I am well aware this is shallow... but I cannot get past it."

I have a bit of a thing for the whole trackies chav look.

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By *orbidden eastMan
36 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Their accent

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By *till gameMan
36 weeks ago

Oldham

"She owned a pair of crocs

This is a totally legit reason."

It really is ain’t it, total passion killer

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By *929Man
36 weeks ago

bedlington

Was seeing a lass a back in 2022 who’s personality was amazing I thought the world of her at one point made me enjoy life again after a break up from long term ex, but somewhere along the line she decided it was a good idea to get a massive gut it seemed like she just showed up one week and it was there and she would openly gloat she didn’t give a fuck had no interest in exercising ect which as someone who always keeps in shape I found a bit off putting, with her new found fatness also came the inability to control whenever farts left her arse on at least two occasions done it while receiving oral and one time through the night so loudly it woke me up. It all did put me off quite a bit and it showed and eventually it ended for various reasons I feel a bit of a cunt looking back but we all have our tastes and likes/dislikes

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

"She owned a pair of crocs

This is a totally legit reason.

It really is ain’t it, total passion killer "

I wear crocs when I give out Bjs

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

"She owned a pair of crocs

This is a totally legit reason.

It really is ain’t it, total passion killer

I wear crocs when I give out Bjs "

Not in

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

"She owned a pair of crocs

This is a totally legit reason.

It really is ain’t it, total passion killer

I wear crocs when I give out Bjs

Not in

Hastily removes crocs, sets fire to them & slips into stilettos

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By *till gameMan
36 weeks ago

Oldham

"She owned a pair of crocs

This is a totally legit reason.

It really is ain’t it, total passion killer

I wear crocs when I give out Bjs "

You’ve gone down ………. In my estimations

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

"with her new found fatness also came the inability to control whenever farts left her arse on at least two occasions done it while receiving oral and one time through the night so loudly it woke me up"

I wake MYSELF up with my farts. It makes me giggle

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

"She owned a pair of crocs

This is a totally legit reason.

It really is ain’t it, total passion killer

I wear crocs when I give out Bjs

Not in

Hastily removes crocs, sets fire to them & slips into stilettos

It's going to take me while to get over the crocs.

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By *ancs_ladMan
36 weeks ago

visiting

Am I the only guy on here that owns a pair of crocs? haha

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

"She owned a pair of crocs

This is a totally legit reason.

It really is ain’t it, total passion killer

I wear crocs when I give out Bjs

You’ve gone down ………. In my estimations

Croccy bjs. Its my kink!

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By *rucking-Hell OP Man
36 weeks ago

Northampton

"I wear crocs when I give out Bjs "

lol.. blocked.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Am I the only guy on here that owns a pair of crocs? haha"

They're so comfy, aren't they?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

"She owned a pair of crocs

This is a totally legit reason.

It really is ain’t it, total passion killer

I wear crocs when I give out Bjs

Not in

Hastily removes crocs, sets fire to them & slips into stilettos

It's going to take me while to get over the crocs."

You can do it, I know you can

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By *ancs_ladMan
36 weeks ago

visiting

"Am I the only guy on here that owns a pair of crocs? haha

They're so comfy, aren't they?

For sure! I can definitely see why you wear them whilst giving out bjs haha. I might have to start wearing them whilst receiving them

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By *CLM87Woman
36 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Also height for me

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
36 weeks ago

London

Young and fit women’s verifications

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By *till gameMan
36 weeks ago

Oldham

"She owned a pair of crocs

This is a totally legit reason.

It really is ain’t it, total passion killer

I wear crocs when I give out Bjs

You’ve gone down ………. In my estimations

Croccy bjs. Its my kink!

I don’t know how but you’ve just managed to make it even more unsexy

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
36 weeks ago

London

Messy room

Ass hole on display

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Am I the only guy on here that owns a pair of crocs? haha

They're so comfy, aren't they?

For sure! I can definitely see why you wear them whilst giving out bjs haha. I might have to start wearing them whilst receiving them

See? We've started a whole new movement. A cult, even!

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
36 weeks ago

Not in UK currently

High pitched voice

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Puns.

oh bugger I'm done for

...

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

Ass hole on display "

That's quite a high percentage of the profiles on here

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
36 weeks ago

London

Ass hole on display

That's quite a high percentage of the profiles on here;-)"

I'm.picky

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

I did dump a guy I was dating once after my mum pointed out he had a funny shaped head, I couldn't unsee it after that and he had to go.

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

Ass hole on display

That's quite a high percentage of the profiles on here;-)

I'm.picky

Good. You should never pick the fallen apples from the orchard.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Went on a social with someone who opened the conversation griping about migrants

....

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By *ingerTwistWoman
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

He was 50 and drove a lilac Nissan micra. Shallow yes. Irrational also yes.

Another one sent me a photo of him drinking Tennants out a can.

Noped out of both conversations.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
36 weeks ago

London

Ass hole on display

That's quite a high percentage of the profiles on here;-)

I'm.picky

Good. You should never pick the fallen apples from the orchard."

Your buttocks are amazing btw

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By *rBobbMan
36 weeks ago

Birmingham

Ass hole on display

That's quite a high percentage of the profiles on here;-)

I'm.picky

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

Ass hole on display

That's quite a high percentage of the profiles on here;-)

I'm.picky

Good. You should never pick the fallen apples from the orchard.

Your buttocks are amazing btw

Well... I do try

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
36 weeks ago

London

You try hard x

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

"You try hard x"

It's all in the clench

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By *hrek101Man
36 weeks ago

Herts

Excessive alcohol consumption. At least 5 dates, dumped. One I even got her shoes and put them on her and hustled her out at 2am.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Excessive alcohol consumption. At least 5 dates, dumped. One I even got her shoes and put them on her and hustled her out at 2am."

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I have had a few in the past.

1. Messy bedroom

2. Above with drawers left open.

3. Had pet rats, a lot.

4. Used the word “Norty” in their profile

5. Odd looking bum hole

6. Was just coming across dull and wasn’t living up to their pictures.

7. Had a bed sheet/ duvet cover as curtains.

8. Sorry ladies, but really hairy.

9. Said they were picky but then looked at their veri’s and clearly not so.

Have I won yet?

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By *aseylee324Couple
36 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"Excessive alcohol consumption. At least 5 dates, dumped. One I even got her shoes and put them on her and hustled her out at 2am."

That's not shallow in my book

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By *azmar62Couple
36 weeks ago

Hinckley

"Anyone who watches friends."

Wow? Really. Friends is a series. I only ever saw Rachel’s nipples. Was it funny. lol

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By *rucking-Hell OP Man
36 weeks ago

Northampton

" 5. Odd looking bum hole "

You're a top contender with this one.

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By *urry BlokeMan
36 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Ugly cocks

There's a hella lot of ugly cockage out there

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By *azmar62Couple
36 weeks ago

Hinckley

On personal note? I’m a croc wearing speedo freak, who watches coronation street, neighbors, home and away. Have a messy house and dildos in the top draws which are open. I’ve a varuka on my foot a dimpled arse hole. I’m annoying and tell dad jokes which only I find funny. I’m a total nerd and know absolutely nothing about everything. I drink till I pass out and above all, I dribble. I’ll not got into my bad points. but my wife loves me. Lol

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By *B69Woman
36 weeks ago

Wiltshire

70’s patterned curtains in the background

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
36 weeks ago

kendal

"Being thick.

And I know it's not their fault if they're thick and I'd never make them feel any way about it but i just can't deal"

I share your opinion! If I can't have a decent conversation with someone, or they're less intelligent than me, I simply cannot continue any further

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By *ansoffateMan
36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"On personal note? I’m a croc wearing speedo freak, who watches coronation street, neighbors, home and away. Have a messy house and dildos in the top draws which are open. I’ve a varuka on my foot a dimpled arse hole. I’m annoying and tell dad jokes which only I find funny. I’m a total nerd and know absolutely nothing about everything. I drink till I pass out and above all, I dribble. I’ll not got into my bad points. but my wife loves me. Lol "

I used to work in Hinckley sorry I'm out.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
36 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh. There was a super hot girl I kept seeing around the club one night and I couldn't take my eyes off her whenever she was in the room.

Until we were down in the dungeon. And this godawful American accent comes out with "Do you wanna call me Mommy or Master?" to her playmate and that was it. Couldn't even enjoy the visual any more after that.

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By *till gameMan
36 weeks ago

Oldham

It could be worse !

I mean you could come from Hinckley

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By *lofeldMan
36 weeks ago

Redhill

Because they supported Tottenham.

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By *azmar62Couple
36 weeks ago

Hinckley

It could be worse !

I mean you could come from Hinckley

Thank fuck I’m half Welsh. Lol

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By *till gameMan
36 weeks ago

Oldham

It could be worse !

I mean you could come from Hinckley

Thank fuck I’m half Welsh. Lol"

I’m saying nothing else until my lawyer gets here

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By *reggSausageMan
36 weeks ago

derby

If they mention Love Island it’s a hard no

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By *igronnie89Man
36 weeks ago

near you

Alot of people are put off me because of my looks, im not the mpst clever when it comes to wording neither tbh so i generally screw everything up by being ugly and unintellectual

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

If the bitch drinks PSLs then I'm not interested.

#TheyKnow

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading

"If they're a smoker then no it's not happening. Also religious people, doesn't matter what religion it is but I'd rather not "

At least you are equal opportunities about it. I'm the same, can't stand uptight religious people. I have a young female friend who believes in the African churches, she tried to tell me anal sex with a woman turns men gay

This is the crap that they preach. I love anal sex with a woman. Never been interested in men at all. It was news to her.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
36 weeks ago

Reading

Socks with sliders

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading

"Because his name was Colin

This is why I don't do names!

I was talking to a guy who was completely my type, tall, beard, tattoos. Then he told me his real name.

My sex drive has never dropped quicker.

Sidney? No Nigel

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading

"Because his name was Colin

Was he a catapillar?

I didn't get to find out!

But if he'd brought cake, I'd have just renamed him Joe, and gone with the flow

I don't have a good/bad connection with names. They are what they ate.

I see what you did there

Love,

Brenda x

Alright Brenda. Now there's a name I haven't whispered in the midst of an orgasm

There was a hot Brenda at school, I never did talk to her let alone bang her

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading

"Old photos on profile.

And height."

You don't like short blokes but you live Galway in fecking Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Became they are called wonko

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By *ffervescentMan
36 weeks ago

winfrith

her inside leg measurement.

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By *till gameMan
36 weeks ago

Oldham

"Socks with sliders"

Definitely a no no

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By *ddie1966Man
36 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Sticky out belly button.

Fine on an expectant lady, but otherwise......

Yuck !

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"If the bitch drinks PSLs then I'm not interested.

#TheyKnow"

Haha .. I tries one once...never again

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
36 weeks ago

There and Here

Hairy nostrils. It was trimmed but it still looked like a letterbox draught excluder. I was transfixed and not in a good way.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
36 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

She had a weird looking bum. It was kinda pert, it felt good but just didn’t look… ‘right’

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Marlow

People that open their mouths when chewing their food

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By *ffervescentMan
36 weeks ago

winfrith

"Hairy nostrils. It was trimmed but it still looked like a letterbox draught excluder. I was transfixed and not in a good way."
didn't you have your nose hair trimmer to hand ?

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By * and R cple4Couple
36 weeks ago

swansea

I have this weird thing about eyebrows it's not a good sign when all I'm thinking about is getting my tweezers out and sorting them out for him/her.

Besides the eyebrow thing it's mostly something that they say that puts me off.

I remember once meeting a lovely man me and my husband were talking to him it was all going well till he started talking about the fact he loves banging other people's wife's it made him sound like a immature teenager and put us right off..

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Birmingham

"If they mention Love Island it’s a hard no "

Agreed. I'm proud to say I have never watched an episode.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

There pig ugly?

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By *uliette500Woman
36 weeks ago

Hull

They had a dirty toilet in the background of their dick pic.

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By *hunky GentMan
36 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

They don't like blue underwear

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By *ickie76XXXMan
36 weeks ago

dartford

"Someone told me that they recorded "neighbours" (the Australian soap opera).."

I like the way you clarified it was the soap opera and not that they had recorded “the” neighbours lol.

Similarly if they said I’ve been recorded home & away lol

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By *929Man
36 weeks ago

bedlington

"If they mention Love Island it’s a hard no "

Hahaha this

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

When I was dating for a partner…shorter than me bothered me a lot. I’m 5”7 but I like snuggling up into my guys lap and feeling secure

My other reasons are usually personality driven as I am a bit of a sapiosexual. I love charism and confidence but without arrogance - Mrs

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
36 weeks ago

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Wearing black shoes with blue jeans… I just can’t get past it

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By *esthetic21Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"They smell wrong. I don't mean unwashed, or too much aftershave. Just some sort of scent incompatibility. "
I totally get that

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading

"Wearing black shoes with blue jeans… I just can’t get past it

McLovin kicks off his black shoes and replaces them with brown shoes.

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By *alm_one4Man
35 weeks ago

RM16

[Removed by poster at 16/06/24 08:42:56]

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By *teveanddebsCouple
35 weeks ago

Norwich

We turned down a couple once because they were both council Parking Parasites.

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By *alm_one4Man
35 weeks ago

RM16

Because they support Spurs. (Spurs fan base just rissen by the entire population of FabS, a new forum Board is created where only one person is barred!)

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By *iss.BellaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wales

On here, I do have that switch actually

When they say they understand privately. But then go and make a public cry about it sometime after

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By *ittlebirdWoman
35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

The main one is their conversation bores me. I just tell them and end it there

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