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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

sipping mushroom cupasoup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a pint enjoying the sunshine but ignoring the wind lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

reading up on e stim

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Boiler getting replaced.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Well miss you. xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Gone to bed for a rest but not getting any due to another crumpet thread!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Eating a chocolate biscuit ( no fig rolls in the house )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in bits

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ignoring writing my report.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watching JK once again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its coming out both ends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

revision- Law- yawn

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Considering a refreshment

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By *r and mrs bangerboobsCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

Apple/blackberry crumble in the oven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about going back into Tesco to ask how a product works cos I can't figure it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apple/blackberry crumble in the oven."

I read that as you were not sure which kind of crumble it was lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sticking to my rules and the heating will remain off. Brrr.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thinking about going back into Tesco to ask how a product works cos I can't figure it out "

Put it in the microwave. Turn dial to 1 min 30 and press start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hanging off a 6 metre ally tower burning off windows

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"hanging off a 6 metre ally tower burning off windows"

And twatting at the same time

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"sipping mushroom cupasoup"

Any croutons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a twatter?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What's a twatter? "

Similar to twitter but for twattish things. Pretty identical really

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Twitter Twatter, I'll batter 'em all

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Chicken and chorizo quesquedilla's or a ham sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a twatter?

Similar to twitter but for twattish things. Pretty identical really

Oh right...so in need of hash tags then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watchin JK and thinking he's a twat!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's a twatter?

Similar to twitter but for twattish things. Pretty identical really

Oh right...so in need of hash tags then?

I think more hash brownie tags.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What's a twatter?

Similar to twitter but for twattish things. Pretty identical really

Oh right...so in need of hash tags then?

They are known as hash twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a twatter?

Similar to twitter but for twattish things. Pretty identical really

Oh right...so in need of hash tags then?

They are known as hash twats"

I was wondering if I'd get away with calling someone a twat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watchin JK and thinking he's a twat!!

NEVER! insult Sir Jeremy of Kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In wetherspoons supping a pint and contemplating stuff and things

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Watchin JK and thinking he's a twat!!

Only thinking.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking about going back into Tesco to ask how a product works cos I can't figure it out

Put it in the microwave. Turn dial to 1 min 30 and press start

Said item was in wrong package , no wonder I couldn't work it out

PS Ryan I don't think microwaving an iPad cover will make it edible

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thinking about going back into Tesco to ask how a product works cos I can't figure it out

Put it in the microwave. Turn dial to 1 min 30 and press start

Said item was in wrong package , no wonder I couldn't work it out

PS Ryan I don't think microwaving an iPad cover will make it edible

Was it really an iPhone cover in disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just farted the Corrie theme music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watchin JK and thinking he's a twat!!

Only thinking....."

Ok he IS a twat!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

just scratched my head

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By *owlmMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

fixing the ferrari lol

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By *owlmMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"What's a twatter?

Similar to twitter but for twattish things. Pretty identical really

what a twatty facebook update known as?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

off to total body workout at david lloyd... hope i survive

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Scratched my man bits,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two and a half men...sofa......pants.....biscuits

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Cosmopolitans and a curry.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Lager, blackcurrant, Fab and food cooking.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Reenacting what I did last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two days prepping a set of oak doors for no other reason than The Queen is going to walk thru them next month.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Bought a tin of beans at asda today....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

We're all doomed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Post-Easter choccy bargains bought.

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By *harliesteveCouple
over a year ago

selly oak

Waiting for my little man to have his hair cut

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Under the duvet supposed to be resting but can't sleep so fabbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating a sheep

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Logged in to read.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Read, Logging out.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Dead hard drive. Rescue operation underway !

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Stuffing tissue up nose to stem a nosebleed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked refusing to uncurl from duvet to free 2nd hand

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Trying to stop turtle becoming too curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just decided to hold my own Ann Summers party at mine this month - spontaneous decision!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

HIGNFY tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating a chocolate biscuit ( no fig rolls in the house )"

Ain't had a fig roll in years! Bet they're smaller, just like Wagon Wheels..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to stop turtle becoming too curious"

did it work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a pkt in my cupboard xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Trying to stop turtle becoming too curious

did it work

Sort of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to stop turtle becoming too curious

did it work

Sort of

I've so got the giggles thinking of you trying to keep the turtle under control

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Wondering about 'the turtle' and Ryan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

moving a 6.3m ally tower. lifted it up on to kerb. wheel fell off. bollocks. leaning tower of blackfriars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home made chicken tika masala with rice for tea low fat version yuk

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Chilling with a sore mouth but it will be better in time dont worry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder how I'm going to survive the next 7 days with this name

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"Wonder how I'm going to survive the next 7 days with this name

Lol xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wonder how I'm going to survive the next 7 days with this name

Wondering why you changed it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder how I'm going to survive the next 7 days with this name

Wondering why you changed it?"

Cos that Ryan used his Jedi mind powers thingy on me and now I'm stuck with it for 7 days

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wonder how I'm going to survive the next 7 days with this name

Wondering why you changed it?

Cos that Ryan used his Jedi mind powers thingy on me and now I'm stuck with it for 7 days

The things women do for that man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder how I'm going to survive the next 7 days with this name

Wondering why you changed it?

Cos that Ryan used his Jedi mind powers thingy on me and now I'm stuck with it for 7 days

The things women do for that man!"

I didn't do it he made me honest

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Wonder how I'm going to survive the next 7 days with this name

Wondering why you changed it?

Cos that Ryan used his Jedi mind powers thingy on me and now I'm stuck with it for 7 days

The things women do for that man!

I didn't do it he made me honest

Yea right ! Don't blame me for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fingered my bum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder how I'm going to survive the next 7 days with this name

is Fuck Meryan anywhere near Porth Meryan

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Captains log,stardate 13-4-13,moving into unknown territory,outcome uncertain,Mrs saucy has a planned sexual conclusion, in direct opposition with my sleep imperative.

Beam me up Scotty,and be sure the emergency dildos on hand,I don't think I'm going to make it.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Curled up in bed with a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About to drive home from Sheffield!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Throbbing

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By *e nicerWoman
over a year ago

Costa del Medway

Being quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Migraine. Need housework bunny.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

One coat of paint on 2 mini half walls. Second coat later this evening then wallpapering the rest tomorrow x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Wonder how I'm going to survive the next 7 days with this name

is Fuck Meryan anywhere near Porth Meryan

I've never been Porthed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting pissed in travelodge with 9 other mad people x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think I got sun-stroke yesterday. It has hidden away for so long my body wasn't ready for so much vitamin D all in one go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just made stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbing gel on Ruby's arm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nursing Luke's hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just woke up again, blooming starving

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Contemplating labia minorcas and majorcas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/04/13 15:59:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting pissed in travelodge with 9 other mad people x"

who was missing at this point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting pissed in travelodge with 9 other mad people x

who was missing at this point?

Just my brain as I couldn't count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blocked my flucking debit card!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lager, blackcurrant, Fab and food cooking.

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wondering what sex act I may want to try next and f I run out of rhee yet?lolxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking of kfc for tea,

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Just booked to go to a ball... What to wear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blocked my flucking debit card!

I would blame Fuckmeryan for that !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just booked to go to a ball... What to wear?"

Clothes?? just saying

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Fighting the urge to watch some porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for the carrots to boil!

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Thinking of kfc for tea, "

Just had some KFC mmmm two succulent bits and a dried out one

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Watching last weeks and this weeks The Voice with a terrible hangover ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just booked to go to a ball... What to wear?

Clothes?? just saying

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Go naked or see through dress.more intresting and fun.xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondering if They've removed that skip from the end of our street n noticed those old nipple clamps I dumped in it

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Flippin knackered after a weekend of fun. Doing it all again next weekend. I cant wait to get into bed.

Had some great laughs over the weekend. Looked into a ladies stunningly beautiful eyes and got a nice cuddle. Got carpet burns too but luckily the ceilibg didnt cave in and the mirror stayed on the wall.

Smiling and content xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

scuse me _ruit - keep the twatters to under 140 characters !

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"scuse me _ruit - keep the twatters to under 140 characters !"

Bugger. Oops missed that bit lol x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Licking my chilli lips !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"scuse me _ruit - keep the twatters to under 140 characters !

Bugger. Oops missed that bit lol x"

No one said it that's why ..... how long should a twatter be ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"scuse me _ruit - keep the twatters to under 140 characters !

Bugger. Oops missed that bit lol x

No one said it that's why ..... how long should a twatter be ? "

Twits are 140 are twats bigger or smaller?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"scuse me _ruit - keep the twatters to under 140 characters !

Bugger. Oops missed that bit lol x

No one said it that's why ..... how long should a twatter be ?

Twits are 140 are twats bigger or smaller?"

I think Twatters should be no more than 99 chars

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"scuse me _ruit - keep the twatters to under 140 characters !

Bugger. Oops missed that bit lol x

No one said it that's why ..... how long should a twatter be ?

Twits are 140 are twats bigger or smaller?

I think Twatters should be no more than 99 chars"

140 would be quite flabby twats...

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Contemplating labia minorcas and majorcas"

I think I've been there on holiday

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Wondering If it's too early to sleep??

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I believe my twatts quiet a neat one

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Surrounded by twats

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Surrounded by twats"

Wondering if that's what caused your mons to grow?

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