FabSwingers.com forum: Kill all Pigeons

By *ssex_tom OP Man
29 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Reports that residents of a town called Limburg, which is in a country called West Germany, have voted by majority to kill every one of the estimated 6000 pigeons that blight their town. A falconer will have them caught, stunned with a wooden block and then snap their necks. Of course some are aghast but democracy is not popular with all as the vote to leave Europe, called Brexit shows. Should they kill every pigeon and if so, were will the lice live. It's all over the news

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
29 weeks ago

Hell

Are they employing Dick Dastardly to do the deed?

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By *isterPepperMan
29 weeks ago

Central Swindon

Pigeons should stop in the first safe country they reach

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
29 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

First they came for the pigeons.......

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By *allandathleticMan
29 weeks ago

Asgard

I know a lady you need to speak to.

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By *oozleMan
29 weeks ago

high wycombe

Pigeon fried lice… a new local delicacy !!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Pigeons already go without Sky TV surely they’ve suffered enough

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By *teveanddebsCouple
29 weeks ago

Norwich

There is no such country as West Germany anymore.

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By *iss_KateTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Redhill

It's humans that cause all the problems on this planet not pigeons!

At least pigeons can live alongside one another without the need to blow each other up and threaten each other with nukes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Easy you can kill them with magnets …

Those who know, know

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By *ussyslave34Man
29 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Are they employing Dick Dastardly to do the deed?"

great answer

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By *coobyABCMan
29 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Are they employing Dick Dastardly to do the deed?"

Imagine how many medals he will need to issue! Those inventions won't meet German efficiencies

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By *batMan
29 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

It’s all over the cooos!

Gbat

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By *lynJMan
29 weeks ago

Morden

"It’s all over the cooos!

Gbat "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
29 weeks ago

Reading

"First they came for the pigeons....... "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
29 weeks ago

Reading

"It's humans that cause all the problems on this planet not pigeons!

At least pigeons can live alongside one another without the need to blow each other up and threaten each other with nukes!!"

Not destroy the planet

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
29 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Today's tenuous link to the Brexit vote now eight years ago goes to Tom..

Surprisingly Sadiq Khan doesn't get a mention in this Limburgian crisis..

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