FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies only bar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roll up, roll up,

I have gin, wine, and cocktails by the gallon. Other beverages also available. Cake, chocolate and snacks.

We have a huge dance floor and a photo booth.

Who's in?

And am I missing anything?

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

May I offer my services as a topless waiter?

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By *oungNew14791Couple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

(Waves hand)

Me!

I’m in, I’ll leave the husband at home

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m a lady.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m a lady.

Your banana says otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(Waves hand)

Me!

I’m in, I’ll leave the husband at home

Perfect, what are you drinking?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m a lady.

Your banana says otherwise "

Shush you.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Wonderful. Kraken rum and , please. And a topless waiter to serve it.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

*rum and cøke... of course. Thanks Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonderful. Kraken rum and , please. And a topless waiter to serve it.

How will _allandathletic do for you? Coming right up

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"Wonderful. Kraken rum and , please. And a topless waiter to serve it.

How will _allandathletic do for you? Coming right up

*booty shuffles his arse in anticipation of having a job to do*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CD men in black stockings and suspenders

French Maid/Waitress outfit...

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
over a year ago

La La Land

I'm in OP

I'll have a gallon of a mocktail of your choice

Fancy a quick bump and grind on the dance floor to get the party started?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Wonderful. Kraken rum and , please. And a topless waiter to serve it.

How will _allandathletic do for you? Coming right up

*booty shuffles his arse in anticipation of having a job to do*

Wheeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in OP

I'll have a gallon of a mocktail of your choice

Fancy a quick bump and grind on the dance floor to get the party started?

Oh I better choose something pretty and fruity then

Yes please, its like you read my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"CD men in black stockings and suspenders

French Maid/Waitress outfit...

xx"

Fiddles, you're after a job aren't you?

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"CD men in black stockings and suspenders

French Maid/Waitress outfit...

Fiddles, you're after a job aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And yes I did notice you sneaking in behind your banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tucks willy away……..

This counts right?

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

I think I'll go for the classic, Sex On The Beach, please?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Tucks willy away……..

This counts right?

Sorry Mr Wick, but it's a crime to hide that splendiferousness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tucks willy away……..

This counts right?

Sorry the rainbow colours mean we already spied it you can help fiddles if you like though

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'll take champagne or vodka, thanks

. And topless waiters are welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I'll go for the classic, Sex On The Beach, please?

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take champagne or vodka, thanks

. And topless waiters are welcome

Perfect, I'll send one of them over with your drink and a smile

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

"I think I'll go for the classic, Sex On The Beach, please?

Coming right up

Thank you.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I think I'll go for the classic, Sex On The Beach, please?

"
It's a classic, but looking at some of the waiters, I might settle for Sex On The Crate In The Storeroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh we’re starting early!

Big jug of Kalimotxo please OP and thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh we’re starting early!

Big jug of Kalimotxo please OP and thank you."

It's Friday, that's reason enough for me. Coming right up

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By *oungNew14791Couple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

"(Waves hand)

Me!

I’m in, I’ll leave the husband at home

Perfect, what are you drinking?

Strawberry daiquiri or a pornstar martini for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, pornstar martini please!

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
29 weeks ago

La La Land

*bumping for NYE*

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By *oxy-RedWoman
29 weeks ago

pink panther territory

It's early but sod it

A large Baileys for me Pls Bella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

Back on duty

Bailey's coming up for Foxy

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
29 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Hi missbella i’ll have a vodka & lemonade please

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By *he PrincipleMan
29 weeks ago

Principle

Jesus, this thread is 29 weeks old and you lot are still in the bar!

Have you moved past the 'oooh I see Number 34 have put net curtains up again' phase yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Hi missbella i’ll have a vodka & lemonade please

Of course, enjoy

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