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What is the greatest opening lyric of all time

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Stockport

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By *oadsafun1960Man
29 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-

Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-

Nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Me Tonto Kimosabi

Never did master it lol A song from the seventies The Lone Ranger by Quantum Jump

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Cmon, get over here!!

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By *allandathleticMan
29 weeks ago

Asgard

She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean

She was the best damn woman that I ever seen

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By *aiducMan
29 weeks ago

Chelmsford

She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato

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By *ee04Man
29 weeks ago

Essex

This bed is on fire with passionate love

The neighbours complain about the noises above

But she only comes when she's on top

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By *laytonAMan
29 weeks ago

london

Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree.

Probably that.

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By *iddlesticksMan
29 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I am the god of hellfire! And I bring you

Fire by the The Crazy World of Arthur Brown.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
29 weeks ago

Always on the move

AAALLLLLL ABOAAAAAARRRD! HAHAHAAAAAA

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By *damxxMan
29 weeks ago

London

Lana Del Rey - Cola

'My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola'

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By *ascaIMan
29 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo

Scatman - Scatman John

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By *EW2HERECouple
29 weeks ago

ERITH

Is this the real life is this just fantasy

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By *igWhiteRabbit16Man
29 weeks ago

Hampshire

First I was afraid, I was petrified

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Severance - the birds of leaving call to us

"Severance" by Dead Can Dance

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
29 weeks ago

The Continental

No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limit.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no lyrics."

Fify

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Happy birthday to you

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
29 weeks ago

The Continental


"No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no lyrics.

Fify "

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
29 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

It's like I dont care about nothing man...

Roll another blunt...

ooohh

la da da da la da da la la da da

Mr

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By *EW2HERECouple
29 weeks ago

ERITH

Let me entertain you

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
29 weeks ago

Sunniest Exeter...

Revvin'up your engine, listen to that howlin'roar

Danger Zone, incase you didn't know

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By *ommy trucker1Man
29 weeks ago

south wales

'Welcome to the jungle' we got fun n games we got everything you need hun we know thire names we are the people that can find whatever you may need.

guns n roses

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Ah, this must be in the running,

"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ah, this must be in the running,

"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."

"

Really? Always felt a natural affinity for those Davina.

I keep hearing the following lyrics in my sleep. Dogs barking in the background. No idea why:

"O Fortuna

velut luna

statu variabilis

semper crescis

aut decrescis

vita detestabilis"

My head itches when I wake up too.

Ho-hum.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
29 weeks ago

Leeds

I hear the train a-comin

It’s rolling round the bend

And I ain’t seen the sunshine

Since I don’t know when.

The mr

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By *illy IdolMan
29 weeks ago

Midlands

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97, wear sunscreen

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
29 weeks ago

North West

Mwahahahahahahahaha........ Wipeout!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
29 weeks ago

North West


"Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97, wear sunscreen"

Actually, this

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ah, this must be in the running,

"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."

Really? Always felt a natural affinity for those Davina.

I keep hearing the following lyrics in my sleep. Dogs barking in the background. No idea why:

"O Fortuna

velut luna

statu variabilis

semper crescis

aut decrescis

vita detestabilis"

My head itches when I wake up too.

Ho-hum."

You're not waking up smelling of aftershave, by any chance?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ah, this must be in the running,

"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."

Really? Always felt a natural affinity for those Davina.

I keep hearing the following lyrics in my sleep. Dogs barking in the background. No idea why:

"O Fortuna

velut luna

statu variabilis

semper crescis

aut decrescis

vita detestabilis"

My head itches when I wake up too.

Ho-hum.

You're not waking up smelling of aftershave, by any chance? "

Yes I am!

How do you know these things?

Damien, by del Boi.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
29 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

Freedom.. there ain't no fucking freedom.... cockney rejects ... police car .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
29 weeks ago

little house on the praire

It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning.

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By *herry delightWoman
29 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

The sirens are screaming, and the fires are howling

Way down in the valley tonight

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By *herry delightWoman
29 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning."

On a hot summer night

Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Dearly beloved

We are gathered here today

To get through this thing called life

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By *iddlesticksMan
29 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m the King of the Swingers yeah, the jungle vip.

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By *illie fitMan
29 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

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By *illie fitMan
29 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Slip inside the eye of your mind

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By *onestjohn1962Man
29 weeks ago

Sheffield

There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitter is gold.

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By *2000ManMan
29 weeks ago

Worthing

"In the beginning, back in 1955..."

AC/DC Let there be Rock.

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
29 weeks ago

Cardiff

Take me down to the Paradise City (Guns N Roses)

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By *oozleMan
29 weeks ago

high wycombe

Hey,hey, mama, said the way you move

Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove

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By *aizyWoman
29 weeks ago

west midlands

The muffin man is seated at the table, In the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

She got an ass like loaf of bread

Make you want a slice

Pharell - Angel

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By *dventurousSexplorersCouple
29 weeks ago

Fantasy Land

You don’t always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that’s not right to do!

Fuck her gently - tenacious D haha

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
29 weeks ago

Cardiff

Anybody find me somebody to love (queen)

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By *eneralKenobiMan
29 weeks ago

North Angus

Please allow me to adjust my pants, so I may dance the good time dance And put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance

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By *imon_hydeMan
29 weeks ago

Stockport

You're not my fucking friend. Baxter Dury

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By *ost SockMan
29 weeks ago

West Wales and Cardiff

“Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waiting for a train

And I was feeling nearly as faded as my jeans”

“I don’t believe in an interventionist god”

“A junkie walking through the twilight

I’m on my way home”

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By *iverstMan
29 weeks ago

Rossendale

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By *iverstMan
29 weeks ago

Rossendale

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

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By *ex HolesMan
29 weeks ago

Up North

I spread my cheeks apart

and show my hole where I fart

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By *r99mr99Man
29 weeks ago

Ealing

You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,

And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.

And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,

His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

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By *enelope2UWoman
29 weeks ago

Fife

When we....when we ...when we fuck...... When we By Tank

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
29 weeks ago

Hell

This is the greatest and best song in the world….. tribute.

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By *ont bi passMan
29 weeks ago

preston

Cause It’s a bitter sweet symphony, that’s life.

Trying to make ends meet, you’re a sl*va to money then you die!

Never hear a line more poetic and painfully true than that

It wouldn’t let me post the word sl*ve

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By *till gameMan
29 weeks ago

Oldham

Appropriate for today “ oh flower of Scotland

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Horsham

Sherrif Fatman started out his business as a granny farmer

He was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared on Panorama

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
29 weeks ago

belfast

Eat shit dreadlocked mother fucker

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
29 weeks ago

belfast


"Sherrif Fatman started out his business as a granny farmer

He was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared on Panorama"

Classic that.

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By *r99mr99Man
29 weeks ago

Ealing

I don't like cricket.. no no... I love it

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By *irwanksalot69Man
29 weeks ago

Birmingham

Hello darkness my old friend.

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By *ondiego85Man
29 weeks ago

nottingham


"Hello darkness my old friend."

You beat me by 3 minutes

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By *till gameMan
29 weeks ago

Oldham

The distant echo

Of faraway voices

Boarding faraway trains

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By *ondiego85Man
29 weeks ago

nottingham


"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

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Jimi Hendrix!!!

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By *irwanksalot69Man
29 weeks ago

Birmingham

I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.

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By *irwanksalot69Man
29 weeks ago

Birmingham

(Sorry if my choices are gloomy, but I think they're gooduns.)

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
29 weeks ago

Sussex

Oohhh so many superb suggestions here.

A couple from me:

"The sun struggles up, another beautiful day.

'n' I feel glad in my own suspicious way"

Or

"Larry Love...

D'you remember when I came upon ya, in that place of suff'rin' 'n' darkness?..."

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By *lexm87Man
29 weeks ago

Various

"Punctured bicycle

On a hillside desolate

Will nature make a man of me yet?"

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By *assy69Man
29 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales

My vote will always go to……

I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand…..

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Stockport

"Ground control to Major Tom..."

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By *linkykinkyCouple
29 weeks ago

Chester

I wanted to change the world but I could not even change my underwear…..

Anyone know who this is??

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
29 weeks ago

Coalville

Jesus died for somebody’s sins, but not mine.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
29 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

Arseholes bastards fucking cunts and pricks....plaistow Patricia..Ian Dury..

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By *irwanksalot69Man
29 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I wanted to change the world but I could not even change my underwear…..

Anyone know who this is??"

Boris Johnson?

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By *NewBNWOMan
29 weeks ago

back

Suck on that dick baby concentrate

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
29 weeks ago

newmarket


"The distant echo

Of faraway voices

Boarding faraway trains "
amen to this ..

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By *antasdeerideMan
29 weeks ago

winfrith

It's coming home .

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By *inkyTiger66Man
29 weeks ago

Swindon

"Shyness is nice and shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like too.

But,if there's something you'd like to try... ask me i won't say no, how could I?"

More an opening gambit than an opening line.

The lyric still resonates 40 years on x

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
29 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue


"I wanted to change the world but I could not even change my underwear…..

Anyone know who this is??"

Sinead o Connor.. queen of Denmark

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By *orny PTMan
29 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Severance - the birds of leaving call to us

"Severance" by Dead Can Dance"

A lament to Autumn, really solemn.

This has already been rewritten as a pastiche for a funeral.

Rutger Hauer, as a scarecrow (from he Guinness advert), fits this song.

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By *orny PTMan
29 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-

Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-

Nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Me Tonto Kimosabi

Never did master it lol A song from the seventies The Lone Ranger by Quantum Jump

"

I had the single as a kid.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
29 weeks ago

London

I can decide between

Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

I travel the world

And the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something

And

Take me now, baby, here as I am

Pull me close, try and understand

Desire is hunger, is the fire I breathe

Love is a banquet on which we feed

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By *orny PTMan
29 weeks ago

Peterborough

The man at the back of the queue was sent-to feel the smack of firm government.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
29 weeks ago

Torquay

Well, I woke up Sunday mornin'

With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad

So I had one more for dessert

Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes

And found my cleanest dirty shirt

Then I washed my face and combed my hair

And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
29 weeks ago

Torquay

Sunday morning coming down, Kris Kristofferson originally but also Johnny Cash

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
29 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I first met you hanging knickers on the line

From that moment on

I knew that there could only be one outcome

Me and You Vs The World - Space

J

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By *ulfilthmentMan
29 weeks ago

Just around the corner

You’re a hurricane, I’m a caravan.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I’ve never been closer, nor tried to understand …..

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
29 weeks ago

Yorkshire

I know a song that will get on your nerves,

Get on your nerves

I know a song that will get on your nerves,

Get, get, get on your nerves

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By *ermite12ukMan
29 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I never meant to cause you in the sorrow.

I never meant to cause you any pain.

I only wanted to one time see you laughing.

I wanted to see you laughing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

You’re twisting my Melon man

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By *ell GwynnWoman
29 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

It was back in '32 when times were hard

He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards

Stagger Lee

He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat

Had a '28 Ford, he had payments on that

Stagger Lee

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By *ickie76XXXMan
29 weeks ago

dartford

Arrr push it p push it real good

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By *unchalMan
29 weeks ago

Dartford

"Traffic's wild tonight"

Diamond smiles her cocktail smile

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By *KBiMale2023Man
29 weeks ago

WEDNESFIELD, WOLVERHAMPTON

No one would have believed

In the last years of the nineteenth century

That human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space

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By *unchalMan
29 weeks ago

Dartford

The distant echo -

of faraway voices boarding faraway trains

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By *unchalMan
29 weeks ago

Dartford


"No one would have believed

In the last years of the nineteenth century

That human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space"

Good one.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
29 weeks ago

Maidstone

I've got another confession to make...

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By *ryingitout19Man
29 weeks ago

Wales

I hurt myself today

To see if I still feel

I focus on the pain

The only thing that's real

Not the jolliest but good lyrics!

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By *unchalMan
29 weeks ago

Dartford

In the day, we sweat it out on the streets

Of a runaway American dream

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By *quizzlyMan
29 weeks ago

Ryde

Four score and seven beers ago...

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By *KBiMale2023Man
29 weeks ago

WEDNESFIELD, WOLVERHAMPTON

Southern trees bear a strange fruit

Blood on the leaves and blood at the root.

Has to be one of most powerful songs I know

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By *ertie basset all sortsMan
29 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Hit me with your rhythm stick

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I’ve got a pocket full of pretty green

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Is happiness real, or am I so jaded

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Mana mana… do do do do do

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By *eturn of curiouscpleCouple
29 weeks ago

Guildford

Baby if you could would you go back to the start?

(Biffy Clyro)

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
29 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Load up on guns, bring your friends,

It's fun to lose and to pretend,

She's overboard and self assured,

Oh no I know a dirty word.

Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana

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By *anther81Man
29 weeks ago

Drogheda

I’m tired… so tired.,.. I’m tired of having sex… so tired

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By *litpleaserMan
29 weeks ago

Oldham

Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
29 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"Well, I woke up Sunday mornin'

With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad

So I had one more for dessert

Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes

And found my cleanest dirty shirt

Then I washed my face and combed my hair

And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day"

Great song and lyrics, my favourite lyric is further on,

And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringing’

And it echoed through the canyons

Like the disappearing’ dreams of yesterday

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By *hisCharManMan
29 weeks ago

South Manchester

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year, Stole many a man's soul and faith...

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By *icolerobbieCouple
29 weeks ago

walsall


"Sherrif Fatman started out his business as a granny farmer

He was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared on Panorama"

And we have a winner!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
29 weeks ago

little house on the praire

As the snow flies

On a cold and grey Chicago mornin

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By *oding1Man
29 weeks ago

marlow

Bobby said he'd pull out

But

Bobby stayed in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
29 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge.

B

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By *ripfillMan
29 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

“On the road to nowhere… “

That cunningly places , people , time …

Talking Heads ..

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By *aizyWoman
29 weeks ago

west midlands


"She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge.

B"

I love that song!

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By *ou only live onceMan
29 weeks ago

London

Punctured bicycle, on a hillside desolate...

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By *ibblepilotMan
29 weeks ago

Preston

In the beginning there was Jack. And Jack had a groove.....

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
29 weeks ago

Sussex

How could I ever forget:

Dibidi ba didi dou dou

Di ba didi dou

Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou

Dibidi ba didi dou dou

Di ba didi dou

And, no, I did not just type all of that in.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
29 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

As I walk through the ballet of the shadow of death...

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By *aygallaMan
29 weeks ago

newton aycliffe

Say hello to my little friend

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By *heGateKeeperMan
29 weeks ago

Stratford

That’s why i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

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By *ax19862002Man
29 weeks ago

Ayrshire

When your starting to ch*ke take some pills with your it's inspirational. And when you're life is a mess light one more cigarette it's so logical.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
29 weeks ago

St Austell


"You don’t always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that’s not right to do!

Fuck her gently - tenacious D haha "

That's not the opening line....

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By *tarting2exploreCouple
29 weeks ago

Biggleswade

Excuse me do fuck at well as you dance.

Stuart who - twisted..

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By *uctifanoWoman
29 weeks ago

Glasgow


"This is the greatest and best song in the world….. tribute. "

YES!!!

Also…

There must be some kinda way out of here / Said the joker to the thief

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

If I leave here tomorrow

Would you still remember me?

For I must be traveling on now

'Cause there's too many places I've got to see

But if I stay here with you, girl

Things just couldn't be the same

'Cause I'm as free as a bird now

And this bird you cannot change...

Freebird , Lynryd Skynryd

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

When I Reach the Place I’m Goin’

Wynonna

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel / I focus on the pain / The only thing that's real..."

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By *ilverFox55Man
29 weeks ago

Watford

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand

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By *hippy57Man
29 weeks ago

Chelmsford

The whispers in the morning

Of lovers sleeping tight

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Gimme More

Song by Britney Spears

It's Britney, bitch

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By *ensible lady 1960Woman
29 weeks ago

Near Bishop Auckland.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Listen to the wind blow / Watch the sun rise..."

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"There must be some kinda way out of here / Said the joker to the thief..."

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By *ickie76XXXMan
29 weeks ago

dartford

You get a shiver in the dark but it’s a raining in the park but meantime.

Sultans of swing - dire straits. On reflection the song has swings in the title and he’s out in a park. I think we have just uncovered the true meaning of the song. See fab forums reveal the truth once again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I knew a woman from Oklahoma oh ye oh ya...she was always a Moana..oh ye oh ya...her mom's name was Paloma..oh ye oh ya...i didn't know her till I showed her...oh ye oh ya..

Dik e dik ah

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By *ensible lady 1960Woman
29 weeks ago

Near Bishop Auckland.

it's one o clock and time for lunch,bum dee dum dee dum.

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By *earmegrowlMan
29 weeks ago

wolves

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste

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By *iking 777Man
29 weeks ago

wick

Mamma just killed a man

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
29 weeks ago

Glasgow

The higher you build your barriers

The taller I become

The further you take my rights away

The faster I will run

You can deny me

You can decide to turn your face away

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By *tylebender03Man
29 weeks ago

Manchester

I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses

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By *uke OzadeMan
29 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Serious man, your fucking' missus is nuts

My missus is nuts an' all

She rings me at least forty times a day

Serious

Goldie Lookin’ Chain

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

“Don’t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright.”

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By *mbernectorCouple
29 weeks ago

Doncaster

Son, I'm 30

I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty

Happy Monday's kinky afro

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By *uctifanoWoman
29 weeks ago

Glasgow

Carry on, my wayward son

There'll be peace when you are done

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do ~tenacious d

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By *uctifanoWoman
29 weeks ago

Glasgow

All veils and misty

Streets of blue…

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By *ustincider888Man
29 weeks ago

Preston Ish

So fucking what .....

So what by the Anti Nowhere League

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By *uctifanoWoman
29 weeks ago

Glasgow

Give it to me, baby!

Uh huh, uh huh!

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By *LxxMan
29 weeks ago

Sheffield

I'm just a bachelor

I'm looking for a partner

Someone who knows how to ride

Without even falling off

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Oh the snot has caked upon my pants, it has turned to crystal..

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By *ty31Man
29 weeks ago

NW London

I went home with a waitress

The way I always do

How was I to know

She was with the Russians too

__

Warren Zevon- Lawyers, Guns and Money

(Hunter Biden and Mark Thatcher's theme song)

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By *hilledguy2020Man
29 weeks ago

Gateshead

Hello, it's me- Adele

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By *hilledguy2020Man
29 weeks ago

Gateshead

2nd floor- hardware, Childrens wear, ladies lingerie

Oh hello Mr.Tyler ..going down?

Hehehe hoooo

Aerosmith

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Some people tell me that I need help, some people can fuck off and go to hell.

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By *tstillworksMan
29 weeks ago

Darlington

Perhaps I was addicted to the dark side

Somewhere inside my childhood witnessed my heart die

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By *ermite12ukMan
29 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Travelling in a fried-out Kombi

On a hippie trail, head full of zombie

I met a strange lady, she made me nervous

She took me in and gave me breakfast.....

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

When you're weary, feeling small

When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all, all

I'm on your side, oh, when times get rough

And friends just can't be found

Like a bridge over troubled water

I will lay me down

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I sit and wait

Does an angel contemplate my fate?

And do they know the places where we go

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I'm a cold heartbreaker

Fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two

And I'll leave you lyin' on the bed

I'll be out the door before you wake

It's nothin' new to you

'Cause I think we've seen that movie too

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

It's close to midnight

And something evil's lurking in the dark

Under the moonlight

You see a sight that almost stops your heart

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I won't let you down

I will not give you up

Gotta have some faith in the sound

It's the one good thing that I've got

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By *ennylewis2016Couple
29 weeks ago

Birmingham

Is this the real life?

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By *weetHotwifeCouple
29 weeks ago

Northampton

I am an antichrist

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By *ermite12ukMan
29 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I was working in the lab, late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight.

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By *ermite12ukMan
29 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground

And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.

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By *alm_one4Man
29 weeks ago

RM16

Well she was flatter than a pancake

And nowhere near as sweet

She got real good at giving head

And fixing stuff to eat

Why Why Why - Nashville Pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

‘Weeeooeeeeeooo…ooo…weeeeoooweeeooo…the lion sleeps tonight…’K

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
29 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I wrote this song two hours before we met

I didn't know your name or what you looked like yet

J

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
29 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I don't wanna be loved, I just wanna get fucked

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By *aizyWoman
29 weeks ago

west midlands


"Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga"

Dammit! Why did I click on this thread?? Got that song stuck in my head now!

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