FabSwingers.com forum: Sexiest thing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A woman can do that has nothing to do with sex.

Yes it's blatant plagiarism.

*If anyone says coughing up green phlegm, hit me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip off a wetsuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Flick her hair back after removing a motorcycle helmet in a 1970’s advert

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Sense of humour.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Go away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decide what she wants to eat

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Swear...

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Get ready in under 3 hours and stop talking for 5 minutes.

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

Sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm taking notes here

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'm taking notes here "

Me too

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm taking notes here "

That might be number two in the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile

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By *urry BlokeMan
over a year ago

Laugh with raw and unadulterated abandon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm taking notes here

Me too

So far I have ; tell them to fuck off, leave and go asleep

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A true and skilled appreciation for memes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'm taking notes here

Me too

So far I have ; tell them to fuck off, leave and go asleep "

Pretty much. And make sure to choose what you want to eat and laugh about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wiggle women do when putting tight trousers on, gets me every time.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A true and skilled appreciation for memes"

Now this one I can definitely do

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Take off a bra without taking their top off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm taking notes here

Me too

So far I have ; tell them to fuck off, leave and go asleep

Pretty much. And make sure to choose what you want to eat and laugh about it "

It would appear that I'm smashing the sexy thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'm taking notes here

Me too

So far I have ; tell them to fuck off, leave and go asleep

Pretty much. And make sure to choose what you want to eat and laugh about it

It would appear that I'm smashing the sexy thing

You always were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blush when you pay her a compliment *swoons*

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Blush when you pay her a compliment *swoons*

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cuteness personified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm taking notes here

Me too

So far I have ; tell them to fuck off, leave and go asleep

Pretty much. And make sure to choose what you want to eat and laugh about it

It would appear that I'm smashing the sexy thing

You always were

You

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm taking notes here

Me too

So far I have ; tell them to fuck off, leave and go asleep

Pretty much. And make sure to choose what you want to eat and laugh about it

It would appear that I'm smashing the sexy thing

You always were

You

She means your husband is the sexy thing you are smashing!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Go Dutch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm taking notes here

Me too

So far I have ; tell them to fuck off, leave and go asleep

Pretty much. And make sure to choose what you want to eat and laugh about it

It would appear that I'm smashing the sexy thing

You always were

You both are

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm taking notes here "

I stopped taking notes after "wetsuit" and "motorcycle helmet"

I'll never be sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me how handsome I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm taking notes here

I stopped taking notes after "wetsuit" and "motorcycle helmet"

I'll never be sexy

..but you already are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take off a bra without taking their top off"

I'm an expert

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

This is arguably sexual, but I'm going with sensual.

There's an area on my right forearm that if touched a certain way changes my breathing and my heart rate (both down). My focus will become just her, and how much I want her.

We'd need to get home.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Take off a bra without taking their top off

I'm an expert "

And then do you say "ahhhhh that's better"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go away"

You'd miss me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get ready in under 3 hours and stop talking for 5 minutes."

I'm sorry, 3 hours!!!?!!

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By *iverstMan
over a year ago

Rossendale

Watch the car washing scene in “Cool hand Luke” then tell me what’s sexy!

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

I for one, will aways look, when I hear the inmistakeable sound of a lady wearing a pair of heels. Even better if she's wearing hosiery as I'm left wondering, is she wearing stockings?

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Smile but only if they have nice teeth

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
over a year ago

Someplace

The way they carry themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sleep."

It's the drool isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is arguably sexual, but I'm going with sensual.

There's an area on my right forearm that if touched a certain way changes my breathing and my heart rate (both down). My focus will become just her, and how much I want her.

We'd need to get home.

Isn't there a spot on the throat that does that?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Fill the dishwasher correctly

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"This is arguably sexual, but I'm going with sensual.

There's an area on my right forearm that if touched a certain way changes my breathing and my heart rate (both down). My focus will become just her, and how much I want her.

We'd need to get home.

Isn't there a spot on the throat that does that?"

No. When that one is pressed, it's usually an indication they'd like me to kill them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not filter the hell out their photos…I am tired of walking out of a coffee shop thinking they’re not there ,only to get a message asking why I left!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm taking notes here

I stopped taking notes after "wetsuit" and "motorcycle helmet"

I'll never be sexy

..but you already are?

I was basing it on all these things we are told are sexy. None apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm taking notes here

Me too

So far I have ; tell them to fuck off, leave and go asleep

Pretty much. And make sure to choose what you want to eat and laugh about it

It would appear that I'm smashing the sexy thing

You always were

You

She means your husband is the sexy thing you are smashing! "

This is true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not filter the hell out their photos…I am tired of walking out of a coffee shop thinking they’re not there ,only to get a message asking why I left!!

I'll wave don't worry

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

Make me a bacon butty.

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Wholesomeness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow

I’m sexy as fuck apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go Dutch"

Does “Dutch Oven” count?

I can do that

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

"Wow

I’m sexy as fuck apparently

Oh yes. Definitely

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Smoke a pipe

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"I'm taking notes here

Me too

me three!!!

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Laugh like no one is watching or when they smile, a real genuine smile and you catch a glimpse when they don't know you can see.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

Play the pink oboe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she cleans the windows without reminding her it’s ‘housekeeping day’

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wear the first outfit that she tries on so we can on time for a change ...

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Swear..."

Fuck you! Say fucking please..

Cherry x

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"This is arguably sexual, but I'm going with sensual.

There's an area on my right forearm that if touched a certain way changes my breathing and my heart rate (both down). My focus will become just her, and how much I want her.

We'd need to get home.

is that when they thump that bit that sends your arm dead

i think i perfected that spot !

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Not filter the hell out their photos…I am tired of walking out of a coffee shop thinking they’re not there ,only to get a message asking why I left!!

please you have to show me where this filter is

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"This is arguably sexual, but I'm going with sensual.

There's an area on my right forearm that if touched a certain way changes my breathing and my heart rate (both down). My focus will become just her, and how much I want her.

We'd need to get home.

is that when they thump that bit that sends your arm dead

i think i perfected that spot !"

No. That's called a light tickle xxxx

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

so when we got flat hat hair from the motorbike helmet, sleep loads, and remove our bra's from under our clothes - we are a bunch of sexy fuckers !!

yea got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Browsing a book store.

I probably have a naughty librarian fetish.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Swear...

Fuck you! Say fucking please..

Cherry x

Beautiful

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By *y AmoreMan
over a year ago

london

Have your back when others don’t. Offer a massage before you ask and bake cakes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Go Dutch"

Alstjeblieft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not filter the hell out their photos…I am tired of walking out of a coffee shop thinking they’re not there ,only to get a message asking why I left!!

I'll wave don't worry"

Or wear a pink carnation

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Go Dutch

Alstjeblieft

Gesundheit again!

That's twice today

xxx

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"Sleep.

It's the drool isnt it?"

There is nothing sexier.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Have your back when others don’t. Offer a massage before you ask and bake cakes "

you wouldnt want any cakes i baked ! unless you used them as door stops!

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Sleep.

It's the drool isnt it?

There is nothing sexier."

So funny

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Do something clumsy, which you only just catch sight of.

Then you both spend a few seconds working out how to play with it

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Apply make up as you watch

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Sexiest thing a woman can do that has nothing to do with sex."

Pause in the middle of doing something to pin her hair up out of the way and then carry on.

It’s the female equivalent of me rolling my sleeves up.

Bonus points if she does it with whatever’s to hand. A pen, a chopstick, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apply make up as you watch"

Ive never met a man that enjoys that. It's always "hurry up!!" How they are with those that spend hours compared to my 15 minutes I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexiest thing a woman can do that has nothing to do with sex.

Pause in the middle of doing something to pin her hair up out of the way and then carry on.

It’s the female equivalent of me rolling my sleeves up.

Bonus points if she does it with whatever’s to hand. A pen, a chopstick, etc."

My head of department at work does this with a pen. She's incredibly hot *sighs*

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"My head of department at work does this with a pen. She's incredibly hot *sighs*

It makes me bite my lip, that’s for sure.

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By *onnyGibbMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Get dressed to go out out.

Emerging from a shower wrapped in a towel, the sexy lingerie, putting on the makeup, and then the dress.

Unless that dress is switched for another dress and then another while I am quizzed on which one I prefer. That kind of spoils it. Wear what you like. If the eventual dress comes off before we leave the house, you’ve picked well. Unless we’re running late because of the dress trying shenanigans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be interested in something I’m interested in. Do you know how awesome it would be to share something cool with a woman?

Or, watching her get ready, brushing her hair, putting on make up and stuff.

Waching her smile watching a film or reading a book, just knowing she’s lost in a moment of imagination.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Assertiveness

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
over a year ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Be the voice for the satnav.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Be the voice for the satnav. "

One of my cars is so much more polite than the others. I like her best.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
over a year ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"Be the voice for the satnav.

One of my cars is so much more polite than the others. I like her best."

Considering I’m rather unqualified on the topic I’m quite pleased with my answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a large glass of red wine waiting for me when i get home

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By *maginitivemindMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Smile!

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By *ipsforlipsMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Smile!"

Smiles do it for me too...

Smile and licking lip,

smile and head leans to one side,

strand of hair falls over face,

smile and remove top (cardi/jacket) to reveal bare shoulder

... maybe those are two things - is that cheating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about laying on a sun lounger, applying sun cream to her body

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Laugh out loud

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By *oadsafun1960Man
over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Just link hands naturally and walk with you knowing no words need to be spoken you are both at one with each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be available for you on all levels - that connection is everything and when it’s there it’s the best feeling in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy me doughnuts

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Mmmm, doughnuts.

I like a sweet-tasting ring.

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By *r Tom FooleryMan
over a year ago

Coventry

It can just be their gait. Simply the way they walk or carry themselves

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Don’t know what it is about it but the long hair pushed over to one side, if that makes sense, yeah that thing.

The mr

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

ilkley and Stockport

"Take off a bra without taking their top off"

Her bra or your bra?

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Take off a bra without taking their top off

Her bra or your bra?"

Probably hers, depends whether I've lost any bets recently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmm, doughnuts.

I like a sweet-tasting ring."

The amount Joe eats his is probably pretty sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm, doughnuts.

I like a sweet-tasting ring.

The amount Joe eats his is probably pretty sweet. "

You're damn right

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

ilkley and Stockport

"Take off a bra without taking their top off

Her bra or your bra?"

I like it when she's taking my bra off. Especially if she so good that I don't notice until it's gone!

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By *rBobbMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Paint her toe nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strip off a wetsuit "

OMG if only that was true as I reguarly fall over trying to take mine off as it gets stuck round my ankles

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By *ffervescentMan
over a year ago

winfrith

walk down the road in front of me with a great wiggle .

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

east of Stamford

"so when we got flat hat hair from the motorbike helmet, sleep loads, and remove our bra's from under our clothes - we are a bunch of sexy fuckers !!

yea got it

I'd still squeeze that ass.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Peer over spectacles (yep love the librarian thing here too

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Bite the bottom lip

Adjust the bra strap

What do I do?

Buy him haribo when he’s had a shit day!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Wash their hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wash their hair

I'm not flirting, but I'm due my annual hair wash tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peer over spectacles (yep love the librarian thing here too

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Bite the bottom lip

These for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confidently and calmly Control the room

(Work, kids, pub etc)

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By *accar305Man
over a year ago

Somerset

….. immediately after a shower, still wet, wrapped in a towel and walking away from me, when she turns her head to make eye contact, drops her towel just a little to flash her gorgeous body, stops, re wraps and continues on her way knowing I’m rock hard…

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By *KentMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Take the bins out herself.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Wash their hair

I'm not flirting, but I'm due my annual hair wash tomorrow

Drip dry, I'll be happy

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Oldie, but goodie

Eat a flake

Chocolate what’s not to like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dirty laugh at an awful joke

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By *quizzlyMan
over a year ago

Ryde

play with my hair.

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Take off a bra without taking their top off"

Got this one down to a t.

Although, did get part of the strap caught on my watch this evening, and messed up the edging on the bra.

I blame the watch. It's new, so I'm not used to it!

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