FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing swing

By *uitarman222222 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

Embarrassing moments when swinging. Tell your stories. If you wish to stay anonymous, dm me privately and I will post it.

Kick off with mine. After months of talking about swinging with my gf, and even acting it out as a fantasy, we decided to dip our toes in. Using craigslist we chatted to a few potential couples. But when it came to setting a date, my gf always backed out. For days after she said she regretted not doing it. One couple kept messaging us saying they understood it was our first time, and we were nervous. The female suggested that just her and my gf should go out for a drink together. And they did. My gf when she returned said they had kissed. She told me she was a lot happier about meeting and had arranged for us to have dinner with them at their house at the weekend. I thought my gf would back out, but she didn't.

The other woman had told my gf that nothing sexually would happen unless she wanted it to. And we could treat it as just a social event. The couple were kind, funny and welcoming. They soon put us at our ease, and as the conversation progressed it felt like we known them for years. They told us about their first experiences of swinging. I needed the bathroom for a wee and excused myself. I could see my gf was getting sexually aroused and thought tonight could be the night. I pulled my cock out for a wee, it was semi hard. Rushing to get back I did my flies up and caught a large fold of foreskin in my zip. It was agony. I tried pulling the zip down and up but couldn't release it. After ten minutes there was4 a knock on the door and my gf asked if I was ok? I unlocked the door and explained the situation. I was muffling my screams in my arm as she tried to release my foreskin. Suddenly she moved the zip upwards causing a cut In my foreskin. Blood oozed out. We went downstairs and told the couple I'd fainted and needed to go home. She drove me to the A and E department of the hospital. After having more women look at my cock than I'd ever had before, the female doctor said they couldn't stitch it, or put a plaster on it, she just gave me some antiseptic cream and told me to keep it clean.

We did explain the real reason to the other couple and did eventually get into swinging with them.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
25 weeks ago

St Neots

Urgh it's too long to read. Sorry man

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By *arnayguyMan
25 weeks ago

Durham Tees

I arranged to meet a married couple for their first 3sum. They hired a suite in a posh hotel near Tring and we met for drinks in the lounge. We clicked straight away and I would have happily met them again just for friends drinks as we got on so well.

We eventually adjourned to their rooms where I discovered they'd already set up several video cameras. As hubby messed around with them the gorgeous wife locked lips with me and wasted no time in getting my trousers undone. All went well with me and the wife enjoying ourselves while Mr preferred to film us shagging. I hadn't cum but needed a loo break so I went to the bathroom. Once I came out I found both of them in their dressing gowns, Mr apologising profusely while Mrs, who looked rather pale, had thrown up after too much wine caught up with her, possibly brought on by her head being over the edge of the bed.

I got dressed and left and we spoke again on the phone when they told me that the films made enjoyable watching. I was supposed to go round for a film viewing rematch but sadly it never happened.

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

My only embarrassment came during my first forays with Mrs Wick as a couple.

I had a touch too much Dutch courage and promptly fell asleep on the sofa, before the real action got underway.

Mrs Wick had an awesome time though, she had the other couple all to herself for the night.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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25 weeks ago

East Sussex

A tale I've recounted before. A guy fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job. Mr and I lay next to him silently giggling so as not to wake him.

Clearly I need to up my game .

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

"I arranged to meet a married couple for their first 3sum. They hired a suite in a posh hotel near Tring and we met for drinks in the lounge. We clicked straight away and I would have happily met them again just for friends drinks as we got on so well.

I got dressed and left and we spoke again on the phone when they told me that the films made enjoyable watching. I was supposed to go round for a film viewing rematch but sadly it never happened. "

Oh dear

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

"My only embarrassment came during my first forays with Mrs Wick as a couple.

I had a touch too much Dutch courage and promptly fell asleep on the sofa, before the real action got underway.

Mrs Wick had an awesome time though, she had the other couple all to herself for the night.

Lucky wife

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

"A tale I've recounted before. A guy fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job. Mr and I lay next to him silently giggling so as not to wake him.

Clearly I need to up my game .

Whoops

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

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have a few embarrassing and funny ones,

met a couple at their house nice couple nice house ,we (my wife and I were chatting flirting then, she,his wife, pulls my cock out and starts sucking away while he is snogging and feeling my wife, then he gets on the floor lifts her skirt and in he goes, then the door opens and in walks this man , doesnt say anything i put my dick out her mouth and back in my trousers .

Im thinking their at it and wanting another guy involved, they jump up and start panicing, the guy then says, i fucking knew this waving his hand at the couple but what the fuck is going on, we left turned out it was her husband and the man we met was his brother .

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
25 weeks ago

somewhere

Happy to post mine:

We went to a club last year, with a large group of friends, one of them goes "I really want cock!" So off we all trooped to the glory holes, now I have never been to a glory hole before (and never will again!) so one of the other friends told us what to do (I mean it's self explanatory really) and all the dicks appeared, we all get on our knees and set to work, a bloke appears and touches my boob and then asks if it's ok (I politely told him "no") and then I look round and see everyone has vanished! But I'm committed to this cock! After a short while it's clear nothing is coming and after the boob touching incident I think "nah, I've had enough".

I get up, walk round and my husband, Rubik/doughnut walks out the other side and said "you didn't know it was me did you?"

Nope, 8 years I've been sucking his cock and I had no clue. Bad wife lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
25 weeks ago

ashford

Met this guy first time a policeman! He came straight from work so still in uniform! After coffee went back to his! I took my flashing butt plug along ! Was going at it doggy style when he announced the plug has disappeared! Think used to much loob! I was panicking imagine turning up at a and e with Mr plod! Luckily he managed to retreave it! Laugh at the memory now! X

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By *herrybakewellCouple
25 weeks ago

Staffordshire

A long time ago now....having some lovely sex with a lady I still meet......condom split.

I panicked as it never happened before. She found it hilarious that I nearly had a heart attack.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Met a nice guy, and ended up in bed with him. In the throes of cowgirl, he sat up, wrapped his arms around me, and quickly flopped me onto my back. My head went over the side of the bed. My wig kept going to the floor!

Mortified!!

It certainly taught me to check the wig straps.

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

"Happy to post mine:

I get up, walk round and my husband, Rubik/doughnut walks out the other side and said "you didn't know it was me did you?"

Nope, 8 years I've been sucking his cock and I had no clue. Bad wife lol

That's very funny, thank you

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

"Met this guy first time a policeman! He came straight from work so still in uniform! After coffee went back to his! I took my flashing butt plug along ! Was going at it doggy style when he announced the plug has disappeared! Think used to much loob! I was panicking imagine turning up at a and e with Mr plod! Luckily he managed to retreave it! Laugh at the memory now! X"

Oh no.....

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

"A long time ago now....having some lovely sex with a lady I still meet......condom split.

I panicked as it never happened before. She found it hilarious that I nearly had a heart attack. "

Scary

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

"Met a nice guy, and ended up in bed with him. In the throes of cowgirl, he sat up, wrapped his arms around me, and quickly flopped me onto my back. My head went over the side of the bed. My wig kept going to the floor!

Mortified!!

It certainly taught me to check the wig straps.

That is embarrassing

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By *WB85Man
25 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Whilst relatively new to the scene me and the wife visited a club.

We dressed down and later in the night went to the bar for a drink.

The guy behind was clearly excited at something he had seen......someone knocked him forwards into me. I got poked.

Still sends shivers down my spine to this day.

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard

I got off once and the bloody thing came back and hit me in the back.

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25 weeks ago

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

"Whilst relatively new to the scene me and the wife visited a club.

We dressed down and later in the night went to the bar for a drink.

The guy behind was clearly excited at something he had seen......someone knocked him forwards into me. I got poked.

Still sends shivers down my spine to this day. "

Nice

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

"I got off once and the bloody thing came back and hit me in the back."

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

Anonymous contributor.

another couple we met went to their hotel room as i was in his wife from behind and he was fucking my wife , he said he was about to cum pulled out and went to the front of his wife stuck his dick in her mouth as i was going at her then he shrieks as she bit his cock mouth closed she lets go and his cock was bleeding , he falls on the couch in the room toilet roll round his cock lol

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
25 weeks ago

Ryde

Set up a meet for the wife as per usual, but the morning of the meeting, I had digestive problems. I usually just watch the action discretely, so said trouble wasn't going to affect things.

Things were going great, and the wife was getting a good seeing-to. It was then I knew that there was incoming flatulence, and decided to cough and cover it up.

The first was successfully masked, but then came a long squeaky one, which left me pretty much feigning an asthma attack to hide it. I thought I'd done rather well. I left when the action was over, and awaited the arrival of the wife. Upon return, I was greeted with the words:

"He said to tell you that he was glad he didn't light a match around your coughs..."

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

"Set up a meet for the wife as per usual, but the morning of the meeting, I had digestive problems. I usually just watch the action discretely, so said trouble wasn't going to affect things.

Things were going great, and the wife was getting a good seeing-to. It was then I knew that there was incoming flatulence, and decided to cough and cover it up.

"He said to tell you that he was glad he didn't light a match around your coughs..."

Lol, that's embarrassing

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
18 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

Anonymous contributor:

My gf and myself spent ages trying to find the right couple for our first swinging experience. We face timed a few couples, but couldn't find one that we felt a connection with. Finally we found a couple who we thought might be just right. We went from messaging, then phoning and finally face timing. We arranged to meet them one Saturday evening at theirs.

We were both very excited but nervous too. We arrived at the address and rang the doorbell. A little grey haired lady opened the door. We tried to explain without explaining quite, why we were there. She said she lived alone.

We got back in the car and rang the couple. It turned out in my excitement I'd put the post code in the sat nav wrong. The spell had been broken for my gf and we returned home. We did eventually meet a few weeks later.

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By *hilloutMan
18 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Happy to post mine:

I get up, walk round and my husband, Rubik/doughnut walks out the other side and said "you didn't know it was me did you?"

Nope, 8 years I've been sucking his cock and I had no clue. Bad wife lol

This was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

It’s Christmas Eve. A female friend and I met this couple for a social in this small village pub. It felt like everyone knew why we were there….

Eventually they invited us back to their flat. It was tiny with just enough room for one couple in the living room and another up in the small attic bedroom, where you had to crawl onto the bed on hands and knees.

My friend disappeared up to the bedroom with the guy and I was in the living room. The two cats spied me and the lady with suspicion. As we got down to it, I was behind the lady a car decided to walk under her making me laugh as it got stuck between the floor and her rather large boobs.

Ever the hero, I carried on. I heard a noise behind me and a creaking, but ignored it until the Christmas tree came crashing down and the cat launching from the top dug its claws deep in my arse.

Baubles, tinsel and a plastic Santa in a helicopter whizzed past me as I let out a very high pitched scream, which was closely followed by a huge bang and ‘fucking hell’ from upstairs as my friend jumped up at my scream.

We left soon after, me with a bloody arse and her with a huge bruise on her forehead from hitting it on a beam.

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
18 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

"It’s Christmas Eve. A female friend and I met this couple for a social in this small village pub. It felt like everyone knew why we were there….

Ever the hero, I carried on. I heard a noise behind me and a creaking, but ignored it until the Christmas tree came crashing down and the cat launching from the top dug its claws deep in my arse.

We left soon after, me with a bloody arse and her with a huge bruise on her forehead from hitting it on a beam. "

That's funny

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
17 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

Our son was coming home from university for the summer break. He didn't know his mum and myself had been on the swinging scene for years.

A couple we'd met many times before, came over for dinner and fun. They'd stayed over at ours often, and we'd stayed with them. After a fantastic night of sex, they stayed over. We were expecting our son to arrive by late afternoon as long as his train was on time. But a friends parent had offered to bring him home by car as they lived close by. The bedroom door opened at 8am, "Hi mum, hi dad" and then he stood stock still, as he realised there was four in the bed. The other couple rushed to get dressed and left. Everyone very embarrassed. And his mother had to try and explain it to him. Didn't go well

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
17 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

"Urgh it's too long to read. Sorry man "

Jesus never buy a book

Or a newspaper even

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By *usty kayWoman
17 weeks ago

Burnham

I can't think of anything embarrassing but wanted to thank everyone for sharing. This post has made me smile and grimace 😬 ☺️ 😊 😄

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
17 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

"I can't think of anything embarrassing but wanted to thank everyone for sharing. This post has made me smile and grimace 😬 ☺️ 😊 😄 "

Excellent

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
17 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

Anonymous

had a number of funny and embarrassing meets over the years with my wife,

we met a couple and as we were taking the girls from behind me in his gf and he in my wife on the couch he pulled out and went round to his gf and stuck his cock in her mouth, my wife snoggin me and feeling me in her i started to go at his gf hard she was coming i was coming and we/she thought ,he was coming , nope he was screaming because she bit his cock foreskin and blood was coming out not spunk but she didnt let go ,

another one we were chatting to a guy who wanted to meet me and the wife booked a hotel took us for drinks back to his room sucked me then stripped my wife kissing her massive big cock wife lay on the bed and he went on top his huge cock touch her went in and le pulled out and shot his load and he came and came and came it was like a tap , that was it all of three seconds then spent the next hour explaining he hadnt had sex in a long time he was so sorry he usually can go for hours etc etc lol not a big deal to the wife

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By *8on33Man
17 weeks ago

winfrith

"A long time ago now....having some lovely sex with a lady I still meet......condom split.

I panicked as it never happened before. She found it hilarious that I nearly had a heart attack. "
Yes I had similar the condom was so old it disintegrated and she provided it .

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By *uitarman222222 OP Man
17 weeks ago

Village near great yarmouth

Anonymous:

On holiday in Spain. Mrs and me met a lovely couple on the beach. They were in their 30s we were mid 40s. Had lunch together at the bar, arranged to join us for dinner that evening. Whilst waiting for them wife said shall we invite them back to our room after? I agreed. We had on a few occasions before joined another couple for sex. Invited them back for drinks. The man stripped, my wife stripped, he was licking out her pussy. The woman stripped, she had fabulous tits, and a cock! Too much for us!

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