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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are they the best way to calm a man (or woman) down?

I could be ranting about something that’s realy ticked me off, but if she unbuttoned her top in front of me and pulled my head into her chest I can promise you I will chill

Why? How can they have that power over me?

Does it work by just looking at them though…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have their own seductive powers I think

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm very much luckier with my arse than my boobs.

As such, I tend to end up with more people who find arses much more soothing than titties.

I don't think there's many of my regular partners that don't pretty much instantly de-stress and relax a little when they get to touch my butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs

they make me drool

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

They're so multi functional.

Great pillows, stress toys, and when it's cold.....somewhere to hang your car keys.

All hail boobs.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Boobs…..they are magical.

They hold great power and with such great power comes great responsibility. Ladies, please use this power wisely (on me!)

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

Why doesnt it work the other way round. Itd save so many arguments.

First sign of conflict whip the peni out....

Unfortunately I'm yet to come across an angry woman who just gets her breasts out..

We can live in hope though, right?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

The best part is you get 2 rather than 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm booooobies arrrrggghhh

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"if she unbuttoned her top in front of me and pulled my head into her chest I can promise you I will chill"

If I did it, you'd probably also be struggling for air, so there's that...

If your mouth is jammed against skin, its pretty difficult to keep ranting...

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

Aaaaahhh boobs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Everybody loves a bosom for a pillow

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Boobs are magic. I'd calm down too if I had my head in a pair of boobs. Sadly my own arent the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a woman's superpower

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Everybody loves a bosom for a pillow "

Bert or Ernie though ?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Trust me it works, everytime I’m stressed the mrs lifts her top, puts my face in her cleavage and gives me boobie cuddles.

Although now thinking about it, it could just be the mrs calming me down. So in the name of Science if any ladies would like to give a stressed out me a boogie cuddle, to test the theory.

The mr

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Im impervious to their charm.. they do nothing for me at all - in fact ladies - test the theory by filling my inbox with boobs and i bet i don’t even flinch… i’ll be honest and tell you if I do… just keep sending them til i say ok - enough boobs in my inbox xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Everybody loves a bosom for a pillow

Bert or Ernie though ?

Both

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

"Im impervious to their charm.. they do nothing for me at all - in fact ladies - test the theory by filling my inbox with boobs and i bet i don’t even flinch… i’ll be honest and tell you if I do… just keep sending them til i say ok - enough boobs in my inbox xx

Nice try, why didn't I think of that?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Everybody loves a bosom for a pillow

Bert or Ernie though ?

Both "

Fair point

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

They are mesmerising

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Nice try, why didn't I think of that?

Im hurt that you think I would try to be deceitful to get women to send me pics of their boobs!!

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
over a year ago

manchester

It’s hard to be mad when your motor boating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trust me it works, everytime I’m stressed the mrs lifts her top, puts my face in her cleavage and gives me boobie cuddles.

Although now thinking about it, it could just be the mrs calming me down. So in the name of Science if any ladies would like to give a stressed out me a boogie cuddle, to test the theory.

The mr "

See!!! Real science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a great comedian once sang…..

“Fuck , I love boobs though. I just really love them….”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very much luckier with my arse than my boobs.

As such, I tend to end up with more people who find arses much more soothing than titties.

I don't think there's many of my regular partners that don't pretty much instantly de-stress and relax a little when they get to touch my butt

You have a great arse to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have their own seductive powers I think "

They certainly do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if she unbuttoned her top in front of me and pulled my head into her chest I can promise you I will chill

If I did it, you'd probably also be struggling for air, so there's that...

If your mouth is jammed against skin, its pretty difficult to keep ranting...

Sounds like an invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are indeed simple creatures.

Bless them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But no, they do naff all for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are indeed simple creatures.

Bless them"

So easily pleased.

All I need…….boobs, rum, food.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are indeed simple creatures.

Bless them"

Incorrect there is about 70 ways you could make me happy.

Boobs and the other is a 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are indeed simple creatures.

Bless them

Incorrect there is about 70 ways you could make me happy.

Boobs and the other is a 69

And I'm not a fan of either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are indeed simple creatures.

Bless them

Incorrect there is about 70 ways you could make me happy.

Boobs and the other is a 69

And I'm not a fan of either."

But it made you laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they the best way to calm a man (or woman) down?

I have to disagree with you, they tend not to calm men down - they can make your blood pressure rise (as well as certain parts of one's anatomy)

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Every part of the beauty that is woman can calm one down.

Even a woman with hairy feet hanging off her beard could calm someone down.

Probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are indeed simple creatures.

Bless them"

We are indeed, easily occupied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are indeed simple creatures.

Bless them

We are indeed, easily occupied "

Quite easily distracted too

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Men are indeed simple creatures.

Bless them

So easily pleased.

All I need…….boobs, rum, food.

In that specific order???

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By *ounmacCouple
over a year ago

Market Harborough

I always admire a good set of boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are indeed simple creatures.

Bless them

So easily pleased.

All I need…….boobs, rum, food.

In that specific order???

It’d work for me

But, I’d have to do some scientific study of all the permutations in order to come to a definitive conclusion.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Boob healing. Is there a warmer, softer or more comforting place to rest ones head than a woman's bosom?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Boob healing. Is there a warmer, softer or more comforting place to rest ones head than a woman's bosom?"

No, so let me know if you ever need mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are indeed simple creatures.

Bless them

So easily pleased.

All I need…….boobs, rum, food.

In that specific order???

Well, boobs aren’t working.

So hopefully someone will send rum,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes…wait, was there a question?

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"Boob healing. Is there a warmer, softer or more comforting place to rest ones head than a woman's bosom?

No, so let me know if you ever need mine."

Every day Meli. Every day xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes…wait, was there a question?"

Boobs, rum or food?

I think

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I mean, they are pretty awesome... Even I like looking at them.

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