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By *illy Idol OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Midlands

...looking

I have a fivehead and a pointy nose.

What makes you funny looking?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

The extra finger growing from my left ring finger. It’s extra funny looking when the nail lady paints it a coordinating colour but not the same as the other nails.

The massive hairy mole on the side of my neck that I rub gently every night as I fall asleep. It’s soft and makes me feel good when I stroke it.

Lastly, my left thumb that I suck at every moment of the day for comfort. I just like sucking things.

Massively these things collectively make me look funny.

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By *educing_EmCouple
25 weeks ago

Tipperary

I have a fivehead too , no boobs and this persistent hair that keeps coming back on my toe.

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard

I have a large red birth mark on my inner up left arm. Most people think I've burnt myself.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Midlands


"I have a fivehead too , no boobs and this persistent hair that keeps coming back on my toe."

We could be long lost twins

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

I had to Google "fivehead".

Clever .

Huge nose...possibly a four and a half head too.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
25 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

The huge scar on my neck from having my Frankenstein style bolt removed mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrr

( Monster noise)

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Midlands


"I had to Google "fivehead".

Clever .

Huge nose...possibly a four and a half head too."

Nothing your solid hairline couldn't hide with a fringe

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Midlands


"The huge scar on my neck from having my Frankenstein style bolt removed mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrr

( Monster noise)"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
25 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"The huge scar on my neck from having my Frankenstein style bolt removed mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrr

( Monster noise)

"

Well it was actually from an operation as a baby but I like to tell people it's where I had the bolt removed.

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By *educing_EmCouple
25 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I have a fivehead too , no boobs and this persistent hair that keeps coming back on my toe.

We could be long lost twins"

That would be extremely weird

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Midlands


"I have a fivehead too , no boobs and this persistent hair that keeps coming back on my toe.

We could be long lost twins

That would be extremely weird "

Yes it would, as only one of us is Rear of the Year

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I had to Google "fivehead".

Clever .

Huge nose...possibly a four and a half head too.

Nothing your solid hairline couldn't hide with a fringe "

Careful...I'll give you "Lockdown 2020 Hair" again for the profile pic... .

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’m a pink haired dwarf with a massive mouth

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Herts

Hello.

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By *educing_EmCouple
25 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I have a fivehead too , no boobs and this persistent hair that keeps coming back on my toe.

We could be long lost twins

That would be extremely weird

Yes it would, as only one of us is Rear of the Year"

Correction it's rear of the winter and if I remember correctly you voted for me

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m a pink haired dwarf with a massive mouth "

If you had a flat head for him to put his beer, and turned into a roast beef sandwich and a sixpack at midnight, then a lot of men would consider you marriage material.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’m a pink haired dwarf with a massive mouth "

Natural pink too - even rarer

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Midlands


"I have a fivehead too , no boobs and this persistent hair that keeps coming back on my toe.

We could be long lost twins

That would be extremely weird

Yes it would, as only one of us is Rear of the Year

Correction it's rear of the winter and if I remember correctly you voted for me"

Someone had to

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

What makes me funny looking?

Where shall I start?

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Midlands


"I had to Google "fivehead".

Clever .

Huge nose...possibly a four and a half head too.

Nothing your solid hairline couldn't hide with a fringe

Careful...I'll give you "Lockdown 2020 Hair" again for the profile pic... ."

I love lockdown Nick. Get him out

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Midlands

[Removed by poster at 13/06/24 10:29:40]

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Hello. "

Nah. You're gorgeous. If you didn't have a penis, I would.

My loss, not yours xxxx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m a pink haired dwarf with a massive mouth

If you had a flat head for him to put his beer, and turned into a roast beef sandwich and a sixpack at midnight, then a lot of men would consider you marriage material.

"

Oh I have all of those too… guess I’m marriage material then

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m a pink haired dwarf with a massive mouth

Natural pink too - even rarer "

I know right

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Midlands


"What makes me funny looking?

Where shall I start?"

It's a non judgemental club. Start wherever you like

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By *educing_EmCouple
25 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I have a fivehead too , no boobs and this persistent hair that keeps coming back on my toe.

We could be long lost twins

That would be extremely weird

Yes it would, as only one of us is Rear of the Year

Correction it's rear of the winter and if I remember correctly you voted for me

Someone had to "

............

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Midlands


"I’m a pink haired dwarf with a massive mouth

Natural pink too - even rarer

I know right "

I like your funky pink hair

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I had to Google "fivehead".

Clever .

Huge nose...possibly a four and a half head too.

Nothing your solid hairline couldn't hide with a fringe

Careful...I'll give you "Lockdown 2020 Hair" again for the profile pic... .

I love lockdown Nick. Get him out "

Oh all right Willy.

Only because you asked nicely, twice...and nothing to do with me being an attention-seeking whore .

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"What makes me funny looking?

Where shall I start?

It's a non judgemental club. Start wherever you like "

Then I'll start at the beginning. It's a very good place to staaaaart...

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By *r Tom FooleryMan
25 weeks ago

Coventry


"...looking

I have a fivehead and a pointy nose.

What makes you funny looking?"

My arse isn't as good as yours but I also have a fivehead. I head has the side profile of a cheese grater

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m a pink haired dwarf with a massive mouth

Natural pink too - even rarer

I know right

I like your funky pink hair "

Flirt

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By *ascaIMan
25 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"...looking

I have a fivehead and a pointy nose.

What makes you funny looking?

My arse isn't as good as yours but I also have a fivehead. I head has the side profile of a cheese grater "

Ain’t so bad. Great for all the cheese lovers in here.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Midlands


"What makes me funny looking?

Where shall I start?

It's a non judgemental club. Start wherever you like

Then I'll start at the beginning. It's a very good place to staaaaart... "

Once upon a time, a long long time ago..

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
25 weeks ago

Wales


"...looking

I have a fivehead and a pointy nose.

What makes you funny looking?"

Same here but my nose is less pointy and more.. Shrek

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Midlands


"...looking

I have a fivehead and a pointy nose.

What makes you funny looking?

My arse isn't as good as yours but I also have a fivehead. I head has the side profile of a cheese grater "

Welcome to the club my good friend

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By *r Tom FooleryMan
25 weeks ago

Coventry


"...looking

I have a fivehead and a pointy nose.

What makes you funny looking?

My arse isn't as good as yours but I also have a fivehead. I head has the side profile of a cheese grater

Ain’t so bad. Great for all the cheese lovers in here. "

Hmmm, you could be onto something here. Profile edit incoming...

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By *r Tom FooleryMan
25 weeks ago

Coventry


"...looking

I have a fivehead and a pointy nose.

What makes you funny looking?

Same here but my nose is less pointy and more.. Shrek "

I'll be your princess Fiona anytime

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
25 weeks ago

Wales


"...looking

I have a fivehead and a pointy nose.

What makes you funny looking?

Same here but my nose is less pointy and more.. Shrek

I'll be your princess Fiona anytime "

Gerroot ma swamp!

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By *r Tom FooleryMan
25 weeks ago

Coventry


"...looking

I have a fivehead and a pointy nose.

What makes you funny looking?

Same here but my nose is less pointy and more.. Shrek

I'll be your princess Fiona anytime

Gerroot ma swamp!"

I'm in love

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
25 weeks ago

Wales


"

Gerroot ma swamp!

I'm in love "

Did you just declare your love for Shrek? I think there's a site for that

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

- Data protection means I can't say who...but my funny lockdown hair just got a FAB - cheers x

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By *iberius61Man
25 weeks ago

Pontefract


"...Well it was actually from an operation as a baby but I like to tell people it's where I had the bolt removed.

"

I have a curved scar down my back from fishing my ribs out of one of my lungs when I had a climbing accident. I tell people it's a shark bite ??

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By *r Tom FooleryMan
25 weeks ago

Coventry


" - Data protection means I can't say who...but my funny lockdown hair just got a FAB - cheers x"

Make that two

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By *r Tom FooleryMan
25 weeks ago

Coventry

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Herts


" - Data protection means I can't say who...but my funny lockdown hair just got a FAB - cheers x

Make that two "

Three

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"What makes me funny looking?

Where shall I start?

It's a non judgemental club. Start wherever you like

Then I'll start at the beginning. It's a very good place to staaaaart...

Once upon a time, a long long time ago.."

...I tried on one of my mum's dresses.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


" - Data protection means I can't say who...but my funny lockdown hair just got a FAB - cheers x

Make that two

Three "

Awwww...thank you everyone. Feeling the .

Wanna see my peanut butter bumpussy pic next?

Anyway - back over to Willy and his original thread request for us all x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

Just me, innit?

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