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"We're a couple from Nice. We're a couple who eat a lot of Nice biscuits. We're a couple of nice people. Our names are Nicolas and Celia and we're a couple. 561 is a code that nobody has yet broken. Take your pick " 5 from 6 leaves 1. What do I win? *better not be that bloody dildo you've been trying to get rid of for years. | |||
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"We're a couple from Nice. We're a couple who eat a lot of Nice biscuits. We're a couple of nice people. Our names are Nicolas and Celia and we're a couple. 561 is a code that nobody has yet broken. Take your pick 5 from 6 leaves 1. What do I win? *better not be that bloody dildo you've been trying to get rid of for years. " We'll send it securely wrapped in plain packaging | |||
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"I'm a riddle wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma." You're Russia? | |||
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"That I take LíttlèBírd to Caffé Nero™ every day of the week." I’ve told the coffee isn’t great. Will you listen? Nope | |||
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"I'm a riddle wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. You're Russia?" From Russia, with love | |||
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"That I take LíttlèBírd to Caffé Nero™ every day of the week. I’ve told the coffee isn’t great. Will you listen? Nope " If he called himself Costas, people might think it were actually his name | |||
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"That my husband created the account and chose the username. Or possibly that we know and use a niche sexual position that the rest of you need to Google " Oh. So Misters name is not Richard Shaw then. Darnit. Would explain why I can't find you online in other guises. I mean... erm... | |||
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"We're a couple from Nice. We're a couple who eat a lot of Nice biscuits. We're a couple of nice people. Our names are Nicolas and Celia and we're a couple. 561 is a code that nobody has yet broken. Take your pick 5 from 6 leaves 1. What do I win? *better not be that bloody dildo you've been trying to get rid of for years. We'll send it securely wrapped in plain packaging " Could you hand deliver it? I'd show my "appreciation" | |||
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"Littlebird thinks it relates to Boobies Boo - to scare someone (maybe true) Or it relates to a drink I like that's shortened " I think I’ve twigged what it could be | |||
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"Littlebird thinks it relates to Boobies Boo - to scare someone (maybe true) Or it relates to a drink I like that's shortened " You have magnificent Boobies. Fact | |||
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"We're a couple from Nice. We're a couple who eat a lot of Nice biscuits. We're a couple of nice people. Our names are Nicolas and Celia and we're a couple. 561 is a code that nobody has yet broken. Take your pick 5 from 6 leaves 1. What do I win? *better not be that bloody dildo you've been trying to get rid of for years. We'll send it securely wrapped in plain packaging Could you hand deliver it? I'd show my "appreciation" " If it fits in the panniers of the moped I'll put some red diesel in and get my crash helmet out of the loft forthwith | |||
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"'FreeSpirit' = pre-Covid I would often hop on a plane and find a new city to explore...on my own, which was incredibly liberating 'Elle' = just the phonetic sound of the first letter of my real name " Thats creative | |||
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"That my husband created the account and chose the username. Or possibly that we know and use a niche sexual position that the rest of you need to Google Oh. So Misters name is not Richard Shaw then. Darnit. Would explain why I can't find you online in other guises. I mean... erm... " His name might not be Richard, but he's still a dick | |||
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"That my husband created the account and chose the username. Or possibly that we know and use a niche sexual position that the rest of you need to Google Oh. So Misters name is not Richard Shaw then. Darnit. Would explain why I can't find you online in other guises. I mean... erm... His name might not be Richard, but he's still a dick " | |||
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"It was either this or little miss cunt, Tinkerbell won. " Lmao almost spat my tea out reading that lol | |||
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"Ours was just panic when setting up the account a couple of years back (SurreyNewbies), then thought we’d better change it once we had loads of veris due to trade description Might change it again if can think of something a bit more appropriate " Can you change your username once it’s established then? | |||
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"It was either this or little miss cunt, Tinkerbell won. Lmao almost spat my tea out reading that lol " sorry | |||
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"TWM - Means Thick White Meat" Sounds like a carvery | |||
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"Probably that I love puns and I’m a bit of a slag In." Then take it back out and put it back in again | |||
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"Ours was just panic when setting up the account a couple of years back (SurreyNewbies), then thought we’d better change it once we had loads of veris due to trade description Might change it again if can think of something a bit more appropriate Can you change your username once it’s established then? " Yes, I believe you can if you are a site supporter | |||
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"Ours was just panic when setting up the account a couple of years back (SurreyNewbies), then thought we’d better change it once we had loads of veris due to trade description Might change it again if can think of something a bit more appropriate Can you change your username once it’s established then? Yes, I believe you can if you are a site supporter " Oh that’s good to know! Thanks! | |||
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"Probably that I love puns and I’m a bit of a slag In. Then take it back out and put it back in again " As you wish..... | |||
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"CoyoteUgly "A situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death."" I thought you picked your name because coyote ugly was your favourite film | |||
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"Hubby create our account about 15 years ago. I suppose we're not puppets (nsa), we're hardly sexy anymore! but defo still a couple" Being sexy is far far more than looking sexy. Being sexy means that a person has some very complex personality and a healthy sexual Energy, so continue to wear it proudly. | |||
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