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Sex or a nice cup of tea right now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

#TeamTea here.

Who’s with me?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
36 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Yep Tea here too ..

Cba with sex right now

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

If it’s coffee I’m in

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By *olvesfunguyMan
36 weeks ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

At work with a nice cuppa!

Not sure I could get away with sex right now!

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
36 weeks ago

Pontypool

Another one for tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

One and then the other ? I have no preference in what order

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

Tea

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I just want a bum rub.

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By *exbecs24Woman
36 weeks ago

Folkstone


"#TeamTea here.

Who’s with me?

"

Off to purchase a flask as when on travels I need a hot flask of tea.

Sex is no good without tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Sex

I don't drink Tea

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
36 weeks ago

Manchester

At this time of the morning a cup of tea would probably last longer

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By *azyJ90Man
36 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Tea please... stuck home with my feet up due to injury and it means I can't get to the kettle

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By *iss.BellaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wales

Could I take both please?

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By *ansoffateMan
36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I'm more of a mug guy, I could use a head as a saucer though.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Sacrebleu, you're all doing it wrong if you put the preference of tea or coffee over sex...!

Sex anytime of the day should be top of agenda, no substitute can give you the same feeling of euphoria when you orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Sex.

If it was coffee instead I’d have had a longer think about it.

Because I like something hot and tasty through the day.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm no good for sex in the morning. Especially when I'm in my jeans and jumper trying to work.

I am, however, on my second cup of tea. Lovely tea. Hot, sweet and inside me... so it's a bit like a lover, but at this time of the morning, more reliable, less sweaty, and better tasting.

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

Tea please. In a dainty cup and saucer...•°*

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Definitely morning sex

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Tea please. In a dainty cup and saucer...•°*"

Correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Sex.

If it was coffee instead I’d have had a longer think about it.

Because I like something hot and tasty through the day. "

U TART Woody....!

...but I like your style, something tasty throughout the day is always very appealing indeed

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
36 weeks ago

somewhere

Coffee. Definitely coffee.

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By *ansoffateMan
36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Tea please. In a dainty cup and saucer...•°*

Correct."

I do have class too. I stick my pinky out when I'm gulping it down and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Coffee is generally a euphemism for sex. Tea (being less satisfying than coffee) can mean something like a HJ or a BJ."

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Tea please. In a dainty cup and saucer...•°*

Correct.

I do have class too. I stick my pinky out when I'm gulping it down and everything. "

My calibre of genteel gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Sacrebleu, you're all doing it wrong if you put the preference of tea or coffee over sex...!

Sex anytime of the day should be top of agenda, no substitute can give you the same feeling of euphoria when you orgasm."

Not even if you dunk a Hobnob at the same time?

#TeamTea

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Tea please. In a dainty cup and saucer...•°*

Correct.

I do have class too. I stick my pinky out when I'm gulping it down and everything.

My calibre of genteel gentleman. "

I suspect he's just trying to pick his nose in the same motion...

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By *ustoursecret1Man
36 weeks ago

Plymouth

Sex now please

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By *londebiguyMan
36 weeks ago

Southport


"#TeamTea here.

Who’s with me?

"

It's morning.

Everyone wants tea, right?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
36 weeks ago

London

Tea, dark, a splash of cold milk, not sugar, please.

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
36 weeks ago

louth

None of that fancy foreign coffee stuff for me ! The. British empire was built on tea and it fixes everything! “ I’ve just reversed over your dog”” I’ll put the kettle on” “ my wife’s run off with my brothers” “ I’ll put the kettle on” having said that can I have sex then tea please?

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By *ansoffateMan
36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Tea please. In a dainty cup and saucer...•°*

Correct.

I do have class too. I stick my pinky out when I'm gulping it down and everything.

My calibre of genteel gentleman.

I suspect he's just trying to pick his nose in the same motion... "

Charmed, I'm sure.

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By *r.PringleMan
36 weeks ago

Bradford

A nice cup of Earl Grey tea for me

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By *punk n gushCouple
36 weeks ago

Lyndhurst

Pint of coffee 9 sweetners

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
36 weeks ago

Rochester, Kent

Sex, but I’ve only got a cup of tea.

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By *SAwanted321Man
36 weeks ago

haywards heath

Something hot and wet would go down a treat right now.

You work out if it Tea or not that I mean

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By *rPeachyMan
36 weeks ago

Bristol

A nice cup of Lapsang Souchong would be just splendid

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

'By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 89% of what little joy you still have in life..'

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
36 weeks ago

In the clouds

Tea!

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
36 weeks ago

bedford

Blow job while making tea

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Tea please Dan

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By *reative-mindMan
36 weeks ago

Exeter

Sexy cup of Tea please.

No milk, 2 sugars.

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By *enelope2UWoman
36 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Tea w milk no sugar I'm sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Sex then tea to recharge then sex again

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Sex.

If it was coffee instead I’d have had a longer think about it.

Because I like something hot and tasty through the day.

U TART Woody....!

...but I like your style, something tasty throughout the day is always very appealing indeed "

^she knows.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’m at work, so tea seems more suitable.

My lunch break’s coming up though …

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I just want a bum rub. "

You and me both sweetheart

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I just want a bum rub.

You and me both sweetheart "

Awww. I love bum rubs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Coffee, 2 sugars and milk.

Cheers.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I would prefer sex but I will have a tea, two sugars.

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By *itty9899Man
36 weeks ago

Craggy Island

Coffee and a Belgian bun with cream in the middle I'm in.

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By * D 777Man
36 weeks ago

bathgate

both

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Tea would never be needed more than sex

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
36 weeks ago

Reading

Does it come with biscuits?

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By *esiGalGuy123Man
36 weeks ago

Greater Manchester

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Been through a poi of Chinese this morning. I am sated thanks.

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
36 weeks ago

manchester

Nice cup of Yorkshire tea

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I just want a bum rub.

You and me both sweetheart

Awww. I love bum rubs "

They are the best, giving and receiving them

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Sex so need sex but I will have to settle for a mug of tea.

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By *rBobbMan
36 weeks ago

Birmingham

One sugar in mine please

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By *hortarseWoman
36 weeks ago

Norfolk

Now your talking. Do love cup of tea but can I have it after I deep throat you.

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By *hunky GentMan
36 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Now your talking. Do love cup of tea but can I have it after I deep throat you."

One lump or two?

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By *hunky GentMan
36 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I very rarely drink tea, but no sugar

I'm sweet enough

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By *rBobbMan
36 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Now your talking. Do love cup of tea but can I have it after I deep throat you."

Of course you can. I will get the biscuits ready

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By *hortarseWoman
36 weeks ago

Norfolk


"Now your talking. Do love cup of tea but can I have it after I deep throat you.

One lump or two? "

No lumps for me. I like black.

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By *hortarseWoman
36 weeks ago

Norfolk


"I very rarely drink tea, but no sugar

I'm sweet enough "

I don't believe that

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By *hunky GentMan
36 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Now your talking. Do love cup of tea but can I have it after I deep throat you.

One lump or two?

No lumps for me. I like black."

I'll get me coat

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Remarkably I feel like having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I would say I would give sex a go

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I just put the kettle on

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By *uke OzadeMan
36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Tea! Boning whilst at work is frowned upon in a food safe environment…

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Can I just have a glass of wine? Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

SEX!

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By *ondgirl 1000Woman
36 weeks ago

crowthorne

I know which I’d prefer

I’ve just made a cup of tea

The second statement is not the answer to the first

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By *hoirCouple
36 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Whisky instead of Tea and you've got me

P

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Can I just have a glass of wine? Thanks."

* passes a glass of wine

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"SEX!"

Yes please!

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By *hortarseWoman
36 weeks ago

Norfolk


"Can I just have a glass of wine? Thanks."

Just a glass. How about a bottle

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By *hortarseWoman
36 weeks ago

Norfolk


"SEX!"

Had that yesterday. I'll have cup of tea now and hot bath

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Just a glass. How about a bottle "

Careful now. It’s early yet. Don’t want to peak too early.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Can I just have a glass of wine? Thanks.

Just a glass. How about a bottle "

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"SEX!

Had that yesterday. I'll have cup of tea now and hot bath "

Nobody likes a show off … I hope your cup of tea taste coffee

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By *ongandharderMan
36 weeks ago

Rotherham

A cup of tea and then a good fuck remembering to dip my biscuit

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
36 weeks ago

Hell

I don’t drink tea so sex by default

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By *hunky GentMan
36 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I don’t drink tea so sex by default "

Would you like some cake with the sex?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I don’t drink tea so sex by default "

‘Sex by default’ could be a cracking profile headline.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
36 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'd like some sex.

But I guess fruit tea will have to do this evening

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By *orbidden eastMan
36 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

How about sex. than a good cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I'd like some sex.

But I guess fruit tea will have to do this evening "

I’m having fruit tea.

Well, it’s a grape tea. …. Kind of. The grapes have been stewing for a very long time to the point where they fermented…. Okay, I’m having a wine.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
36 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I'd like some sex.

But I guess fruit tea will have to do this evening

I’m having fruit tea.

Well, it’s a grape tea. …. Kind of. The grapes have been stewing for a very long time to the point where they fermented…. Okay, I’m having a wine.

"

Here's me with my peasants mango and strawberry actual tea.

Stop showing me up Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Coffee

Black

Strong

No sugar

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I'd like some sex.

But I guess fruit tea will have to do this evening

I’m having fruit tea.

Well, it’s a grape tea. …. Kind of. The grapes have been stewing for a very long time to the point where they fermented…. Okay, I’m having a wine.

"

Cheers ! Me too

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
36 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Coffee

Black

Strong

No sugar "

That might be my fluid intake between 5am and 5pm. But utterly absurd as a nearly 9pm drink.

Silly Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I'd like some sex.

But I guess fruit tea will have to do this evening

I’m having fruit tea.

Well, it’s a grape tea. …. Kind of. The grapes have been stewing for a very long time to the point where they fermented…. Okay, I’m having a wine.

Here's me with my peasants mango and strawberry actual tea.

Stop showing me up Woody "

I have a discreet tea.

It’s a Merlot, you don’t pronounce the T

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

As sex isn't currently an option and I don't drink tea, and the weather is utterly crap here...I'm going for a soak in the bath with my rabbit and a glass of Baileys

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By *onkeynutWoman
36 weeks ago

somewhere

Neither.

Coffee.

Exciting Friday night for me

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By *hunky GentMan
36 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Neither.

Coffee.

Exciting Friday night for me "

Woop woop. Go girl, go girl, go girl.......

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Neither.

Coffee.

Exciting Friday night for me "

Have it with a whiskey chaser

Hello you.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Nilla latte yes please

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By *onkeynutWoman
36 weeks ago

somewhere


"Neither.

Coffee.

Exciting Friday night for me

Have it with a whiskey chaser

Hello you. "

Uhhh noooo

Hello stranger

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By *parkle1974Woman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Tea

I'll have a caramel latte

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Neither.

Coffee.

Exciting Friday night for me

Have it with a whiskey chaser

Hello you.

Uhhh noooo

Hello stranger "

Have it with a stranger chaser then!

Not seen you for ages.

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By *hortishblondeWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex

Hate tea

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By *oxesMan
36 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"#TeamTea here.

Who’s with me?

"

Bit importantly what is your cup of tea?

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By *arkjackMan
36 weeks ago

West Cork

Sexxxxxxxxxxxxx...

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By *oxesMan
36 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"Hate tea "

Tea or coffee?

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By *ngel-ishWoman
36 weeks ago

Colchester

Sex!!!!!

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By *alandNitaCouple
36 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"#TeamTea here.

Who’s with me?

"

I don't drink tea...

Cal

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
36 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Give me good sex and I promise I'll make you a cup of tea after

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By *WB99Man
36 weeks ago

the north

Sex - cup of tea - sex

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

A nice cup of tea every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

Still #TeamTea, but must admit a bit of slap & tickle wouldn’t go amiss right now tbh.

Maybe I’ll have a wank. That’ll sort it.

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By *hortarseWoman
36 weeks ago

Norfolk


"Just a glass. How about a bottle

Careful now. It’s early yet. Don’t want to peak too early. "

I won't peak too early. I thought that's how to get man in bed. Get them d*unk they pants down

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I thought that's how to get man in bed. Get them d*unk they pants down "

To be fair, that would probably work. Another bottle?

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By *hortarseWoman
36 weeks ago

Norfolk


"SEX!

Had that yesterday. I'll have cup of tea now and hot bath

Nobody likes a show off … I hope your cup of tea taste coffee"

It tasted very nice. Would you like some tea and cake with me

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By *usanStoHelitWoman
36 weeks ago

liverpool

I'd rather have sex than tea atm but it will have to wait until tomorrow.

Ho hum, tea it is for now then

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I'd rather some food right now

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By *parkle1974Woman
36 weeks ago

Leeds


"Still #TeamTea, but must admit a bit of slap & tickle wouldn’t go amiss right now tbh.

Maybe I’ll have a wank. That’ll sort it."

Slap you willy and tickle your balls....win win

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"SEX!

Had that yesterday. I'll have cup of tea now and hot bath

Nobody likes a show off … I hope your cup of tea taste coffee

It tasted very nice. Would you like some tea and cake with me "

When you say tea, do you mean coffee?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I'd rather some food right now"

I’ve already eaten.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I'd rather some food right now

I’ve already eaten."

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By *LiamMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands

Malted milk to dip in and I'll take a tea

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I'd rather some food right now

I’ve already eaten."

Show off

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

I don't like tea, but I do like sex.

Even Scotland's performance couldn't dampen my ardour right now

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By *eturn of curiouscpleCouple
36 weeks ago

Guildford


"Malted milk to dip in and I'll take a tea"

Was going to say Tea.. but a Malty biscuit as well would be divine

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
36 weeks ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Tea

Specs

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By *eturn of curiouscpleCouple
36 weeks ago

Guildford


"I don't like tea, but I do like sex.

Even Scotland's performance couldn't dampen my ardour right now "

Good for you live your best life

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By *ark n kimCouple
36 weeks ago

Durham

Beans on toast

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West


"I don't like tea, but I do like sex.

Even Scotland's performance couldn't dampen my ardour right now "

Red, I think you got the wrong tit out. England isn't till Sunday

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By *ornyfifelad24Man
36 weeks ago

fife/kent

Have to say coffee with creamed fingers oh wait that's still sex lol

If doing it right you could have coffee and sex at same time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Cuppatastic here.

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By *orphia2003Woman
36 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Can I have a coffee instead please?

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By *afkaMan
36 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Good and strong, not too milky and two sugars please.

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By *esthetic21Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

No milk here

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By *erryGoldMan
36 weeks ago

Redditch

A good bj while drinking my coffee would hit the spot right now

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By *uke OzadeMan
35 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"A good bj while drinking my coffee would hit the spot right now "

That’s some skill to be sucking your cock whilst drinking your coffee

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By *xbabyxxxWoman
35 weeks ago

Bradford

Tea

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
35 weeks ago

Leamington Spa


"#TeamTea here.

Who’s with me?

"

I'm that horny right now a cup of tea won't sort it out

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By *eroLondonMan
35 weeks ago

Mayfair

Teå.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wales

Just tea tonight

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By *ez669Man
35 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Sex whoever cums first makes the tea after

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By *LiamMan
35 weeks ago

Midlands


"Sex whoever cums first makes the tea after "
you then

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

After a long day at work it’s definitely sex for me

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By *hunky GentMan
35 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Just tea tonight "

What, no hugs? Xx

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By *j101atMan
35 weeks ago

braintree

Why not both?

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By *ust want fun 888Man
35 weeks ago

nearby

I’ve had enough tea all day, and the way things are looking, will have another cup of tea

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By *uke OzadeMan
35 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Right now, it’s tea

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By *iss.BellaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wales

Tea

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
35 weeks ago

Bourne lincs

Tea. As people on here in my area don't meet. Just want to look at ur pics or talk about x

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By *afkaMan
35 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Pot of Tea for one again please,

Just not feeling the horn, a cuppa and cwtches will do me fine today

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
35 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Tea.

No sugar.

Strong.

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By *rettCoolMan
35 weeks ago

Dunfermline

What about both ?

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By *ignumptyMan
35 weeks ago

cold ash

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
35 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"What about both ? "

Tea stains!

Our sheets are pure Egyptian cotton.

I just couldn’t do it.

It would never come out.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Tea 100%

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By *exicansCouple
35 weeks ago

wexford

Coffee for me

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Tea

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By *ndtheswingersMan
35 weeks ago

colchester

Cup of tea, the sex will wait til tomorrow x

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By *uietlycheekyMan
35 weeks ago

aberdeen

I fancy a cuppa …two and a coo for me please

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By *eah BabyCouple
35 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Just had sex followed by tea, it’s good to have both

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By *relanddirectMan
35 weeks ago

cheshire

Both please a mouthful of tea, sex, finish the tea

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
35 weeks ago

Naughty Lane

I'm dying for cuppa...please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Sex please!

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By *ife NinjaMan
35 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Sex and some gaviscon please

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