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Ey up again good folks

Simply list the last film you watched here and give it a score out of 10 (with 10 being stupendously awesome and 1 being….well, utterly shite frankly).

If you can be arsed, you can even compose a mini review.

I’ll start you off with mine:

The Expendibles 4.

My verdict: 2.

It were a pile of fucking crap

Over to you now my fine people

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By *icecouple561Couple
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36 weeks ago

East Sussex

Oh my goodness I think it was 'The Green Book'.

I liked it so much I watched it twice

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By *zeroMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

Prey

Decent enough installment of the Predator franchise. Liked the parallels of the Predator and Naru engaging in hunts and the setting of Native American lands but it fails to hit the heights of the Arnie classic

3/5

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Chard

1408, thriller about haunted hotel room. Not watched all the way through yet as I like to take my time.

1st half = 7

Cusack

Sam Jackson

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By *-MrGatsby-.Man
36 weeks ago

London and Sandy

Civil War - 6 (A real missed opportunity)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Always , Sometimes , Never Bill Nighy ......

Indescribably good if you enjoy human relationships , tensions and emotions and can manage without the crash bang wallop of special effects.

A real story.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Sorry 8.5

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands

Meg 2

It was as ridiculously daft as I had hoped it would be. 10/10!

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By *eekySweetheartWoman
36 weeks ago

Hampshire

Furiosia. I'd give it 8.5/10!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
36 weeks ago

The Continental

Phantom - a Cold War submarine flick with Ed Harris and David Duchovny.

The plot loosely revolves around a supposedly true event of a Russian ballistic submarine going missing in 1968.

Not a terribly gripping sea tale, but kept me entertained for 90 minutes or so.

It gets a 5/10 from me.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
36 weeks ago

The Continental

"Meg 2

It was as ridiculously daft as I had hoped it would be. 10/10!"

It up there with snakes on a plane for so bad it’s good.

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands

"Meg 2

It was as ridiculously daft as I had hoped it would be. 10/10!

It up there with snakes on a plane for so bad it’s good. "

I watched another one too recently, Rampage, The Rock is in it, its a proper switch your brain off when the film starts!

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By *rHotNottsMan
36 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Three I saw on a flight the other day

Knox goes away

7/10

Good plot, good acting

Wicked Little letters

6/10

Funny

Rose’s war

8/10

Dreamy

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
36 weeks ago

The Continental

"Meg 2

It was as ridiculously daft as I had hoped it would be. 10/10!

It up there with snakes on a plane for so bad it’s good.

I watched another one too recently, Rampage, The Rock is in it, it’s a proper switch your brain off when the film starts!

I’ll go one better, and say two words.

CoCaInE Bear

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By *punk n gushCouple
36 weeks ago

deal

Iron mask

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands

"Meg 2

It was as ridiculously daft as I had hoped it would be. 10/10!

It up there with snakes on a plane for so bad it’s good.

I watched another one too recently, Rampage, The Rock is in it, it’s a proper switch your brain off when the film starts!

I’ll go one better, and say two words.

CoCaInE Bear"

How did I forget CoCaInE Bear?!? I watched it on Sunday, and I frikkin loved it!

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By *onnyGibbMan
36 weeks ago

Peterborough

Dune

I’d give it 6/10.

Looked great and looked real, but quite dull. Fell asleep on the first attempt. Wish I’d fallen asleep second time around.

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By *punk n gushCouple
36 weeks ago

deal

Any 1 seen the new big foot comedy film

Bloody hilarious some parts

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By *punk n gushCouple
36 weeks ago

deal

Sasquatch sunset

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By *idssissyTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Birmingham

Dead People Don't Hurt 7/10

New Viggo Mortensen western, starring and directed by him

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Roadhouse

4 out of 10

Seemed all over the place and conor m was annoying

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By *punk n gushCouple
36 weeks ago

deal

"Roadhouse

4 out of 10

Seemed all over the place and conor m was annoying "

Thought wasn't to bad 6/10 for me male

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By *punk n gushCouple
36 weeks ago

deal

"Meg 2

It was as ridiculously daft as I had hoped it would be. 10/10!

It up there with snakes on a plane for so bad it’s good.

I watched another one too recently, Rampage, The Rock is in it, it’s a proper switch your brain off when the film starts!

I’ll go one better, and say two words.

CoCaInE Bear

How did I forget CoCaInE Bear?!? I watched it on Sunday, and I frikkin loved it!

Totally stupid but very funny

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By *ell GwynnWoman
36 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

The Lobster - 7

Do I have to write a review? I'm quite tired.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
36 weeks ago

Sussex

Dune part II

Great use of real locations, sumptuous photography well balanced with digital effects and spot on casting.

9/10

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By *ansoffateMan
36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I had to look up the title even though it was 2 days ago, so there's a good start.

Hunger Games: Ballad of songbirds and snakes.

Or something like that, it's that forgettable.

I kind of want to give 6/10 for Rachel Zegler (west side story) but that's basically just because she's very pretty and has a great voice.

5/10 It felt like it never got beyond th concept stage and got fleshed out in a rush as they filmed it. Maybe if you are a huge hunger games fan.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
36 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Monster Hunter

Dune meets Stargate meets Starship Troopers. Might be a good video game, not a good film.

2/10

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
36 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Saw X ...

Best one of the series , a more personal one towards John Kramer but even more gruesome as well ..

8.5/10

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By *ostindreamsMan
36 weeks ago

London

Young woman and the sea

7.5/10

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