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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In an exciting twist on my day, I mowed my grass today which I found to be a highly rewarding experience.

Have you mowed your grass today?

Possibly you did so this week!?

Last week?

How often do you mow your grass?

Mowing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mr KC mowed about 2/3 of our grass last week. We're trying to leave some wildness for the creepy crawlies.

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

Is this a metaphor for shaving pubes?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Mr KC mowed about 2/3 of our grass last week. We're trying to leave some wildness for the creepy crawlies. "

That’s a wonderful idea.

….and one which I should have considered a few hours ago….

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is this a metaphor for shaving pubes?"

It could be….

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Did mine on Sunday.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

There’s no grass on my pitch

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Did mine on Sunday. "

Sunday is a good mowing day I find.

Well….unless it’s raining of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mowed my lawn at the weekend, but have not trimmed the bush since I last met a Fabster!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Is this a metaphor for shaving pubes?

It could be….

Hopefully not for Kinky_Couple2020 and their creepy crawies

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"Is this a metaphor for shaving pubes?

It could be….

Hopefully not for Kinky_Couple2020 and their creepy crawies

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"There’s no grass on my pitch

I love a nice sculpted lawn and derive much pleasure from running my fingertips over it…

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

Mine needs a good trim. There's a couple of thistles and the beginning of a nettle Bush too.

Now the lawn, I cut on Sunday eve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to, mine is plastic and just needs the occasional sweep with a broom.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"No need to, mine is plastic and just needs the occasional sweep with a broom."

I know someone who actually hoovers their fake grass with the nozzle on their a Henry hoover.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Have you mowed your grass today? Possibly you did so this week?"

Completed it last night mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need to, mine is plastic and just needs the occasional sweep with a broom.

I know someone who actually hoovers their fake grass with the nozzle on their a Henry hoover.

I have considered but stopped short of actually doing it.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No I’ve been trying to do it for week, but it keeps pissing it down.

The mr

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I have never mowed a lawn in my life.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Last night. It makes me happy.

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By *rBobbMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

It's on the plan for Friday

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Our house has a reverse mullet.

Short at the back, I did that on Sunday. I keep it long at the front so that was done a couple of weeks ago as it was looking a bit unkempt.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Would you like to mow my grass, OP?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Would you like to mow my grass, OP?"

Oh yes indeed! I’ll positively devour your grass with my eager mower, lovely

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Last night. It makes me happy. "

It is indeed a most relaxing and rewarding experience and that wonderful post mow scent….bliss

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this a metaphor for shaving pubes?

It could be….

Hopefully not for Kinky_Couple2020 and their creepy crawies

The clippers got all bunged up with the creepy crawly carcasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In an exciting twist on my day, I mowed my grass today which I found to be a highly rewarding experience.

Have you mowed your grass today?

Possibly you did so this week!?

Last week?

How often do you mow your grass?

Mowing

Good christ

Take me now god

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I don't have a lawn, back in the day, I derived great pleasure in the light/dark up/back tracks where the mower had been.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"No need to, mine is plastic and just needs the occasional sweep with a broom."

What about the creepy crawlies tho?!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"In an exciting twist on my day, I mowed my grass today which I found to be a highly rewarding experience.

Have you mowed your grass today?

Possibly you did so this week!?

Last week?

How often do you mow your grass?

Mowing

Good christ

Take me now god "

Ahhh Mowing.

It fills my heart with such joy.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My gardener does mine once a fortnight

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Incidentally and even more interesting if this be at all possible, what mowers are you all using?

I have a petrol Hayter mower with striping roller.

Hayter - the Lamborghini of mowers say I

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Incidentally and even more interesting if this be at all possible, what mowers are you all using?

I have a petrol Hayter mower with striping roller.

Hayter - the Lamborghini of mowers say I

A Flymo leccy one with a grass collection box on it.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Incidentally and even more interesting if this be at all possible, what mowers are you all using?

I have a petrol Hayter mower with striping roller.

Hayter - the Lamborghini of mowers say I

A Flymo leccy one with a grass collection box on it. "

They do glide across the lawn in an admittedly most satisfying manner.

Almost sexual even….

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Our grass was mown by the esteemed Mr N last week. He does it around every seven to ten days. We will be saving the cuttings next time to mulch the beans

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Is this a metaphor for shaving pubes?"

was wondering this

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Is this a metaphor for shaving pubes?"

"

was wondering this"

It is now.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Incidentally and even more interesting if this be at all possible, what mowers are you all using?"

I use a tractor. Powered grass collector with roller hanging off the back. Nice big Kawasaki engine under the hood. Job’s a good ’un.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only time in my life I miss having a guy is when I need to mow the lawn.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

The only thing I mow is my lady garden, which is sparse now from all the waxing tbf

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Ah no..no grass in a second floor flat.

Just a shimmering, dancing sea from the bedroom window.

Someone else mows that I think?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ah no..no grass in a second floor flat.

Just a shimmering, dancing sea from the bedroom window.

Someone else mows that I think?"

I think it's just the sea cows munching on the sea grass.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Ah no..no grass in a second floor flat.

Just a shimmering, dancing sea from the bedroom window.

Someone else mows that I think?

I think it's just the sea cows munching on the sea grass. "

You can't beat a good old munch

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have mowed a small lawn this week yes it’s extremely therapeutic

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By *erryGoldMan
over a year ago

killarney

No strimmers broke half way through lol

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Grass? Wassat then? No grass here just rock n pebbles

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By *laytime_13Woman
over a year ago

Lincs

No but I trimmed my bush over the weekend… the one in the garden of course you filthy fabbers

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Haven't mowed a lawn since about 2014, haven't had a lawn to mow since then lol

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"No but I trimmed my bush over the weekend… the one in the garden of course you filthy fabbers

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