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By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

That no one else in the thread has done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched sunrise from the summit of Kilimanjaro.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

Bought Mrs KC² a half-price 'Nduja pizza and seven large scoops of refrozen ice cream. The voracious so and so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had MrKOTCT jizz in my eye!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Been a bus wanker with Pickle

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Had a bottle of wine fall through the bottom of a really rubbish carrier bag in the entrance of the Co-Op.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Fingered a pigeon while wanking off a mouse.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fingered a pigeon while wanking off a mouse.

The mr "

Well you thought you were the only person to have done that……….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a bottle of wine fall through the bottom of a really rubbish carrier bag in the entrance of the Co-Op.

Unfortunately you are not alone in this one. It was carnage. Red wine everywhere!

it’s the green bags! They’re useless!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Pissed on a dressing table in tranny lodge thinking I was pissing in the sink... luckily my room share quickly told me... (though quite why I had the idea of pissing in the sink when that would have been in the bathroom located next to the toilet anyway.)...but yes I was fucking wrecked..

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By *rBobbMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Had my foot trampled by a camel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a bottle of wine fall through the bottom of a really rubbish carrier bag in the entrance of the Co-Op.

Unfortunately you are not alone in this one. It was carnage. Red wine everywhere!

it’s the green bags! They’re useless!

Don’t blame the bags. It was definitely ‘bottles’ of wine and not just the one bottle wasn’t it.

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By *heel markMan
over a year ago

beside the sea

Jumped of a lifeboat then rescued by a Seaking helicopter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That no one else in the thread has done? "

Drove at 173mph ?

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"That no one else in the thread has done? "

Written this post.

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By *heel markMan
over a year ago

beside the sea

[Removed by poster at 12/06/24 16:47:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickled my balls

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Sat in the cockpit of the Concord when it was in service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found my clit

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By *rBobbMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Found my clit"

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I've eaten ten chomps in a day

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"That no one else in the thread has done?

Drove at 173mph ?"
I have driven over that and also rode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run a staged 'Mr & Mrs' gameshow in the local church, ensuring the vicar won the prize, where I wore a dress, heels and wig - not sure they knew what was going on.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Got into an argument with a wallaby and got a chunk of their hair bitten off.

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By *eviant-Kinky-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

town

Rode a motorbike to the highest road in the world. 19024ft above sea level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got into an argument with a wallaby and got a chunk of their hair bitten off. "

Now that’s going to take some beating

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Got into an argument with a wallaby and got a chunk of their hair bitten off. "
elaborate

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By *laytime_13Woman
over a year ago

Lincs

"Found my clit"

You just won the internet for me today, thanks for the giggle!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

clocked at 168 mph through a speed camera waving at the officer with the gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been given a lift to a&e by a passing riot van.

Not alcohol or violence related.

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Sat in the cockpit of the Concord when it was in service."

Sorry to disappoint you... I did that too xx

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Found in a bedside drawer in a hotel room a packet of chia seeds,a cucumber and a pair of worn boxer shorts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a dried haricot bean removed from my ear under general anaesthetic 24 hours after wedging it in there. It had started to germinate.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

climbed TaiChan and held the sun as it rose

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By *CLM87Woman
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Had brain surgery

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Had a dried haricot bean removed from my ear under general anaesthetic 24 hours after wedging it in there. It had started to germinate."

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Knocked a bottle of wine off the top shelf in Asda with my elbow as I was reaching for another, thankfully the gods were shining on me that day and it somehow bounced and didn’t smash, still can’t believe it didn’t, I just watched like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That no one else in the thread has done?

Drove at 173mph ?"

At 176 technically yes - sorry dude

Has a world record as part of a team on the record breakers TV program for the amount of somersaults over a horse in 90 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found my clit"

Has anyone else though?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Had my foot trampled by a camel"

My stepdad tried to trade me for a few camels when I was a kid.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Got a lift to the train station in a police van with.. illegal substances... in my rucksack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly snowboarded off the edge of a mountain only saved by hitting the avalanche barrier

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

"Had brain surgery"

Sorry, that makes 2 of us

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

Has anyone said skydived yet...ive done that

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Had a dried haricot bean removed from my ear under general anaesthetic 24 hours after wedging it in there. It had started to germinate."

Ear today gone tomorrow.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Put a hairy pubes, naked pic as their profile pic.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

"Put a hairy pubes, naked pic as their profile pic."

I love it!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Put a hairy pubes, naked pic as their profile pic.

I love it!

I'm in an oh fuck it mood today

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Taken a French exam at university because I went to the wrong room (I was studying physics) and rather than get up and leave when I realised, I just sat there frozen, and completed the exam.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

"Put a hairy pubes, naked pic as their profile pic.

I love it!

I'm in an oh fuck it mood today

Not a "fuck me" mood?

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

"Taken a French exam at university because I went to the wrong room (I was studying physics) and rather than get up and leave when I realised, I just sat there frozen, and completed the exam."

That's hilarious

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Put a hairy pubes, naked pic as their profile pic.

I love it!

I'm in an oh fuck it mood today

Not a "fuck me" mood?

That's tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an argument with a 747 and won

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Taken a French exam at university because I went to the wrong room (I was studying physics) and rather than get up and leave when I realised, I just sat there frozen, and completed the exam."

Don't they have your names on the exam papers?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Fell out of bed through the night when rolling over

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Fell out of bed through the night when rolling over

I do that fairly regularly

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"That no one else in the thread has done?

Drove at 173mph ?I have driven over that and also rode

Snap... It was fun at the time.

Also been up to 167mph with a pillion behind me.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Rebroke my shoulder while doing exercises for the first broken one

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

"Rebroke my shoulder while doing exercises for the first broken one"

Numpty

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By *FNMLMCMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Put a hairy pubes, naked pic as their profile pic."

It’s how they all should look!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my leg randomly sucked on by a sheepshead fish in the Atlantic Ocean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packed my coffee equipment with beans to make for someone the next morning

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Got a lift to the train station in a police van with.. illegal substances... in my rucksack. "
you absolute criminal

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Flown a Spitfire

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Hitch hiked from Newcastle to Corfu

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

thurso

Fallen overboard in the pentland firth to the cold water

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Flown a spitfire

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

"Found my clit"

I’ll ask Chef where it is!

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

Flwon a spitfire

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

Been outed for my kinky lifestyle to 1.3 million people on a national radio show.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Be one of the first people in UK to have a coflex implant in their spine.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Been in a coma for three weeks

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I've got the world's biggest mushroom record.

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

Accidentally trapped my knob in my coat zip. To this day, I'm not even sure how I did it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Been in a coma for three weeks"

Could you hear what people were saying or was it like being asleep?

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Filmed whilst motor racing on Sky sports programme

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By *ensible lady 1960Woman
over a year ago

Near Bishop Auckland.

had a cup of tea and a sandwich with a then well known snooker player in 1982.

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

Also scored a goal in the home end in a match at the Emirates.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Been in a coma for three weeks

Could you hear what people were saying or was it like being asleep?"
couldn't hear anything but had the most vivid dreams which took ages after I came round to convince me they weren't real

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Been in a coma for three weeks

Could you hear what people were saying or was it like being asleep?couldn't hear anything but had the most vivid dreams which took ages after I came round to convince me they weren't real"

It must have been odd to wake up after three weeks.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Been in a coma for three weeks

Could you hear what people were saying or was it like being asleep?couldn't hear anything but had the most vivid dreams which took ages after I came round to convince me they weren't real

It must have been odd to wake up after three weeks. "
It took about three days to come round properly. At first I thought I'd been out for three days. My family where all with me. They where obviously worri3d sick and I didn't know a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fallen in a frozen river after my dog, and being rescued before I died, thanks to a crap mobile that didn't die until after I called 999..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Been in a coma for three weeks

Could you hear what people were saying or was it like being asleep?couldn't hear anything but had the most vivid dreams which took ages after I came round to convince me they weren't real

It must have been odd to wake up after three weeks. It took about three days to come round properly. At first I thought I'd been out for three days. My family where all with me. They where obviously worri3d sick and I didn't know a thing"

I bet they were. I've often wondered if people are aware on some level when they're in a coma.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Been in a coma for three weeks

Could you hear what people were saying or was it like being asleep?couldn't hear anything but had the most vivid dreams which took ages after I came round to convince me they weren't real

I bet they were. I've often wondered if people are aware on some level when they're in a coma. "
I just remember when I started to come round and here my mum talking to me but I couldn't talk back

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By *ingle To MingleMan
over a year ago

Swalwell

Turned down a premier league footballers

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"Got into an argument with a wallaby and got a chunk of their hair bitten off. elaborate"

In New South Wales one was seemingly very friendly but I soon realised was actually after my bag of Macadamia nuts. We wrestled with the bag back and forth for a bit. He got me to let go by chomping at my hair!

Wallaby 1 - Me 0

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

Saw the Space Shuttle launch

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

Published 4 books & 36video games…..

….No, really

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

sussex and Wales

"That no one else in the thread has done? "

I shot my best friend, properly shot, with a rifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw the Space Shuttle launch"

Oh I’ve seen one or two in my lifetime with my own eyes not on the TV.

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