FabSwingers.com forum: Why are the so many

By *esthetic21 OP Man
30 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Arseholes in the world

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I think there are about 7 billion of them not including animals

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By *allandathleticMan
30 weeks ago

Asgard

Some people get a kick out of being an arsehole.

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By *lexm87Man
30 weeks ago

Various

"Arseholes in the world"

And why do they always seem happy?

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By *osey WalesMan
30 weeks ago

Surrey

An over inflated level of self importance and entitlement is sweeping the world.

The Arsehole number will only increase until being an arsehole will become the normal. Then the "Uberarse" will be upon us.

But its all beneath me so i will be fine

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
30 weeks ago

The Continental

8 billion people

Fuck knows how many billion other animal species there are.

That’s a shed load of arse holes. Everyone got one.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
30 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Arseholism is truly epidemic.

Indeed, it is a world problem that is requisite of addressing at the highest level.

We must cut the arseholes from the face of this earth or else face certain arsehole induced doom!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"8 billion people. Fuck knows how many billion other animal species there are. That’s a shed load of arse holes. Everyone got one. "

How come dogs got the deluxe arsehole that can crimp off a length cleanly and efficiently, while us humans got the beta product that needs loads of maintenance?

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands

"8 billion people. Fuck knows how many billion other animal species there are. That’s a shed load of arse holes. Everyone got one.

How come dogs got the deluxe arsehole that can crimp off a length cleanly and efficiently, while us humans got the beta product that needs loads of maintenance?"

It's no coincidence God is dog backwards

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By *igjonny090Man
30 weeks ago

blackpool and Manchester

Because they all start out as them when their mums get pregnant

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"It's no coincidence God is dog backwards "

Are you suggesting that the face of god can be seen in a dog’s butt?

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By *lexm87Man
30 weeks ago

Various

"8 billion people. Fuck knows how many billion other animal species there are. That’s a shed load of arse holes. Everyone got one.

How come dogs got the deluxe arsehole that can crimp off a length cleanly and efficiently, while us humans got the beta product that needs loads of maintenance?"

The universe decided that for all it's problems, the human arse would eventually justify itself in the form of Kylie in gold hotpants.

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands

"It's no coincidence God is dog backwards

Are you suggesting that the face of god can be seen in a dog’s butt?"

If you look close enough, God can be found everywhere

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Everybody has an asshole.

Not everyone IS an asshole.

I like assholes but not people who are assholes

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"8 billion people

Fuck knows how many billion other animal species there are.

That’s a shed load of arse holes. Everyone got one. "

Didn’t I just say that? But i think you were a little more eloquent in your reply

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

cos shit happens.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
30 weeks ago

The Continental

"8 billion people

Fuck knows how many billion other animal species there are.

That’s a shed load of arse holes. Everyone got one.

Didn’t I just say that? But i think you were a little more eloquent in your reply

Oh yeah, so you did.

Guilty of speed scrolling, and not entirely reading.

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
30 weeks ago

Cardiff

Arseholes have been around since the beginning of time it’s just one of them things

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West

"Arseholes in the world"

I mean, most of us have got one. Not every human, some survive without, but the vast majority of people have one.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
30 weeks ago

Maidstone

I've got a lovely arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Be an arsehole back, if they start it you finish it!

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
30 weeks ago

your head

Because...people

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"8 billion people

Fuck knows how many billion other animal species there are.

That’s a shed load of arse holes. Everyone got one.

Didn’t I just say that? But i think you were a little more eloquent in your reply

Oh yeah, so you did.

Guilty of speed scrolling, and not entirely reading.

Aren’t we all

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
30 weeks ago

The Continental

"I've got a lovely arsehole

OOOFT!

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"I've got a lovely arsehole

We need an opinion poll on this one

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I've got a lovely arsehole

*checks profile*

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By *ustamanMan
30 weeks ago

weymouth

Poo's gotta come out somehow

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Poo's gotta come out somehow

Yuck!!! We all know it’s true but just don’t say it out loud!!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
30 weeks ago

walsall

The person who feels that the rest of humanity is at fault should look closer to home to identify the problem.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
30 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Well without assholes we'd all be full of shit.

That said.....

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By *ustamanMan
30 weeks ago

weymouth

"Poo's gotta come out somehow

Yuck!!! We all know it’s true but just don’t say it out loud!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
30 weeks ago

Leeds

Count ourselves lucky they all don’t pull the apart as wide as they’ll go.

The mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West

"Count ourselves lucky they all don’t pull the apart as wide as they’ll go.

The mr "

There's an idea for a photo challenge

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Count ourselves lucky they all don’t pull the apart as wide as they’ll go.

The mr

There's an idea for a photo challenge

I’m pretty sure Rex would win

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West

"Count ourselves lucky they all don’t pull the apart as wide as they’ll go.

The mr

There's an idea for a photo challenge

I’m pretty sure Rex would win

He'd give it a good go!

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By *idlandiaMan
30 weeks ago

Birmingham

The warty comb jellyfish only has an arsehole when it needs one, growing an anus then resorbing it after use.

There's today's useless fact for you all.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
30 weeks ago

Leeds

"Count ourselves lucky they all don’t pull the apart as wide as they’ll go.

The mr

There's an idea for a photo challenge

Please no, for the love of Jammie dodgers, please I beg you no!

The mr

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Count ourselves lucky they all don’t pull the apart as wide as they’ll go.

The mr

There's an idea for a photo challenge

I’m pretty sure Rex would win

He'd give it a good go!"

He loves an asshole

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West

"Count ourselves lucky they all don’t pull the apart as wide as they’ll go.

The mr

There's an idea for a photo challenge

Please no, for the love of Jammie dodgers, please I beg you no!

The mr "

I'll wait for the One Bollock challenge to conclude. I don't want Granny coming round with her Heavies cos we stole her glory or owt.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Count ourselves lucky they all don’t pull the apart as wide as they’ll go.

The mr

There's an idea for a photo challenge

Please no, for the love of Jammie dodgers, please I beg you no!

The mr

I'll wait for the One Bollock challenge to conclude. I don't want Granny coming round with her Heavies cos we stole her glory or owt. "

True story

Ps is that heavy bollocks?

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
30 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Count ourselves lucky they all don’t pull the apart as wide as they’ll go.

The mr

There's an idea for a photo challenge

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I dare you

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Don't worry dicks also fuck arseholes.

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