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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Tom is a big fan of the French. Reports that just weeks before the Olympics, the River Seine, which actually is the main river in Paris which is France's capital, is filthy. Some say that it has been unfit to swim in for over a century yet the French Authorities claim it will be safe for Olympic competitors to swim in. The French Prime Minister, Macron has waded in. He has vowed to swim in the River Seine himself. The French call it La Seine. Now Macron is as popular as Waygu at a Vegan buffet and many Parisian's have have had enough of him in the same way that London motorists have had enough of Mare Khan. On the day of Macron's swim the French are protesting by literally shitting in the River. Hundreds have pledged to poo in La Seine. Well Tom likes the French spirit but in England, the State does this on behalf of the citizen. They just leave it to the water companies to sort out on our behalf. What's going on here,? It's all over the news

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

All over the poos, surely?

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By *ubikslongswordMan
24 weeks ago

East Grinstead

There's a hashtag for it and everything

#JeChieDansLaSeineLe23Mai

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By *afe and shavenCouple
24 weeks ago

Ipswich

Would you class anyone who swims in the Seine as insane?

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By *mma29Couple
24 weeks ago

wirral

When did Tom become I big fan of the French?

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By *erryspringerMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

Tom is like those fans that sit on a table and swirl from side to side. Blowing hot air in every direction.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Tom is like those fans that sit on a table and swirl from side to side. Blowing hot air in every direction. "

Hot air ?

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By *lynJMan
24 weeks ago

Morden

Tom, M Macron is the president of France, not the prime minister.

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By *r John WickMan
24 weeks ago

The Continental

It’s all over the do do’s.

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By *uctifanoWoman
24 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Would you class anyone who swims in the Seine as insane?"

Nice one

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By *r TriomanMan
24 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Macron would be in seine if he goes through with it

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By *he Silver FuxMan
24 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

It’s inseine..

Poop Alor!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
24 weeks ago

walsall

Tom, you seem to have watered down your opinion of the French. Diluted the turd if you will.

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By *rnie101972Man
24 weeks ago

Fareham

It’s not the shit you need to be worried about, it’s the dam sharks in there!! Just seen a documentary on Netflix about them called under Paris. Scary shit.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
24 weeks ago

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"It’s not the shit you need to be worried about, it’s the dam sharks in there!! Just seen a documentary on Netflix about them called under Paris. Scary shit. "

I watched that too, scary stuff.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards

"....as popular as Waygu at a Vegan buffet..."

I love you Tom

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By *ools and the brainCouple
24 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Would you class anyone who swims in the Seine as insane?

Nice one "

Cypress hill need to do a cover this

Insane if you swim Seine... Insane in the Seine

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Would you class anyone who swims in the Seine as insane?

Nice one

Cypress hill need to do a cover this

Insane if you swim Seine... Insane in the Seine "

Tom types "Shit in the Seine", I hear "Fog on the Tyne".

Was it just me??

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By *idnight RamblerMan
24 weeks ago

Pershore

If swimming in raw sewage catches on our tourist industry will have a bonanza.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford


""....as popular as Waygu at a Vegan buffet..."

I love you Tom "

Bless you my child !

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards


""....as popular as Waygu at a Vegan buffet..."

I love you Tom

Bless you my child !"

I'm considering changing my name to "Tom'sApprentice" next year

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By *lynJMan
24 weeks ago

Morden


"Would you class anyone who swims in the Seine as insane?

Nice one

Cypress hill need to do a cover this

Insane if you swim Seine... Insane in the Seine

Tom types "Shit in the Seine", I hear "Fog on the Tyne".

Was it just me??"

We can have a wee wee, we can have a wet on the wall

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Would you class anyone who swims in the Seine as insane?

Nice one

Cypress hill need to do a cover this

Insane if you swim Seine... Insane in the Seine

Tom types "Shit in the Seine", I hear "Fog on the Tyne".

Was it just me??

We can have a wee wee, we can have a wet on the wall"

I never knew the lyrics until I Googled that Glyn.

That's an eye-opener .

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Central


"If swimming in raw sewage catches on our tourist industry will have a bonanza."

There's probably a captive market of dangerous risk takers who would love to swim in our shit infested waters. It could spawn TV documentaries on their bravery

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By *lynJMan
24 weeks ago

Morden


"Would you class anyone who swims in the Seine as insane?

Nice one

Cypress hill need to do a cover this

Insane if you swim Seine... Insane in the Seine

Tom types "Shit in the Seine", I hear "Fog on the Tyne".

Was it just me??

We can have a wee wee, we can have a wet on the wall

I never knew the lyrics until I Googled that Glyn.

That's an eye-opener ."

It's a jolly good song.

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By *londebiguyMan
24 weeks ago

Southport


"Tom, M Macron is the president of France, not the prime minister."

Facts bother Tom not a jot.

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By *lynJMan
24 weeks ago

Morden


"Tom, M Macron is the president of France, not the prime minister.

Facts bother Tom not a jot."

To be honest I was tempted to refer to M Macaroni or suggest that the president of France is some type of almond based biscuity cakey thing

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By *erri_kissesTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Islington


"Tom is a big fan of the French. Reports that just weeks before the Olympics, the River Seine, which actually is the main river in Paris which is France's capital, is filthy. Some say that it has been unfit to swim in for over a century yet the French Authorities claim it will be safe for Olympic competitors to swim in. The French Prime Minister, Macron has waded in. He has vowed to swim in the River Seine himself. The French call it La Seine. Now Macron is as popular as Waygu at a Vegan buffet and many Parisian's have have had enough of him in the same way that London motorists have had enough of Mare Khan. On the day of Macron's swim the French are protesting by literally shitting in the River. Hundreds have pledged to poo in La Seine. Well Tom likes the French spirit but in England, the State does this on behalf of the citizen. They just leave it to the water companies to sort out on our behalf. What's going on here,? It's all over the news"

It’s not all London motorists. Its only the unrepentant polluters of children’s lungs variety of London motorists who are fed up.

Well, them and the NIMBYS and the r4cists.

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By *.T.Man
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

Sittin' in a sleazy wine bar sipping,

Chardonnay by the pint.

Parisiens out in protest, unhappy with Macron ,

riverside for a shite.

'Cause the Shite in the Seine is insane, insane.

The shite in the Seine is insane.

He's only got himself to blame for the

Shite in the Seine he's blamed.

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