FabSwingers.com forum: How do you tidy below

By *erryGold OP Man
30 weeks ago

Redditch

What do you use to tidy your privates ? Cream, razor, electric razor ect

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
30 weeks ago

Leeds

Hedge trimmer

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By *haiababeWoman
30 weeks ago

North devon

Bikini trimmer, all over short.

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By *heelerMan
30 weeks ago

Northants

Bush trimmer

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Blow torch

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By *mbernectorCouple
30 weeks ago

Doncaster

My husband's T9 clippers

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By *erryGold OP Man
30 weeks ago

Redditch

"Hedge trimmer "

Pmsl

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By *erryGold OP Man
30 weeks ago

Redditch

"Bush trimmer"

Is that a thing ? I'm looking for a new way electric razors dodgy lol

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
30 weeks ago

The Side of the Mersey

I use a beard trimmer to tidy the stuff I want to keep and then shave the rest in the shower/bath and then moisturise the bits I’ve shaved. Keeping it exfoliated has stopped any irritation and ingrowing hairs.

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By *layfulGentMan
30 weeks ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Wet shave

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By *erryGold OP Man
30 weeks ago

Redditch

Anyone recommend a hair removal cream ? Razor nips me I hate it lol

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
30 weeks ago

The Continental

A team of Gurkhas

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By *erryGold OP Man
30 weeks ago

Redditch

Imagine the pain of plucking them pmsl owwwwch lol

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By *imba989Man
30 weeks ago

Hastings

Razor

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By *dinburghWomanWoman
30 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Anyone recommend a hair removal cream ? Razor nips me I hate it lol"

I can’t see to shave there so I find Nairn removal cream, sensitive skin type works for me.

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By *erryGold OP Man
30 weeks ago

Redditch

"Anyone recommend a hair removal cream ? Razor nips me I hate it lol

I can’t see to shave there so I find Nairn removal cream, sensitive skin type works for me. "

I'll pop round next time I'm in Edinburgh and rub it on for you lol

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By *ipsforlipsMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands

Main tangle - Hair trimmer 6 or 9mm

Quick tidy - Beard trimmer

Shaft and balls - Electric razor

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
30 weeks ago

Leeds

Wire brush and dw40.

The mr

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Razor

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By *erryGold OP Man
30 weeks ago

Redditch

"Wire brush and dw40.

The mr "

Jesus that's rough lol better than waxing with duct tape I suppose lol

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By *mmaleiaWoman
30 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"dw40.

The mr "

Is that a kinky version of wd40?

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By *obilebottomMan
30 weeks ago

All over

If you can afford it and you are not a wimp, professional waxing is a way you could go

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By *dward_TeagueMan
30 weeks ago

wolverhampton

"If you can afford it and you are not a wimp, professional waxing is a way you could go

100% this. It’s quick and the results last weeks. The more you get waxed the finer the hairs become so the removal gets easier.

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By *hris 1000200Man
30 weeks ago

kells

Hot wet shave

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By *unx2019Couple
30 weeks ago

Moray

Get cuck to do it. Wet shave, after shave then hand cream to finish off

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
30 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Eyebrow trimmer

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
30 weeks ago

Leeds

"dw40.

The mr

Is that a kinky version of wd40?"

Oh yeah, didn’t even realise I wrote it backwards, see I’m not lying when I say I’m a mong.

The mr

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By *ellhungvweMan
30 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Shave in the shower and trim the strip with an electric razor.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Wet shave

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By *innietheMinx2Woman
30 weeks ago

Grampian

Totally waxed, could never go back to shaving.

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By *corpioboyMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow

I use a combination of Veet Intimate cream or Gillette Intimate razor and cream set and moisturise with an aloe Vera balm.

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By *9 Love-To-TryCouple
30 weeks ago

East Anglia

I shave in the shower as and when required what grows back I have found that I don’t grow back as much now

He shaves and uses Veer

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"How do you tidy below?"

Dust pan and brush, the hoover is too powerful.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I have a small harem of nubile young ladies who join me under a nearby waterfall and pluck my balls smooth one hair at a time. They’re very gentle.

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By *ellhungvweMan
30 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"I have a small harem of nubile young ladies who join me under a nearby waterfall and pluck my balls smooth one hair at a time. They’re very gentle."

Hopefully it is a heated waterfall or they might get confused and pluck the wrong one.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I get David Bellamy in to assess the flora and fauna and go from there as to what needs to stay and go

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I get David Bellamy in to assess the flora and fauna and go from there as to what needs to stay and go "

The conservationist approach. Very sustainable.

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By *eard and TattsCouple
30 weeks ago

Cwmbran

Veet

Don't be a pussy

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By *luebell888Woman
30 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Razor. Shave every day in the bath using soap and water.

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By *hebfg2020Man
30 weeks ago

Doncaster

My lodges beard trimmer…. Teach him to pay his rent late

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I don’t tidy. Mine naturally looks this damn good

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
30 weeks ago

southampton

Blow torch.

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By *allandathleticMan
30 weeks ago

Asgard

Elec trimmer and razors.

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By *mimrgreyMan
30 weeks ago

lancaster

Weed whacker

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
30 weeks ago

newport

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By *dinburghWomanWoman
30 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Anyone recommend a hair removal cream ? Razor nips me I hate it lol

I can’t see to shave there so I find Nairn removal cream, sensitive skin type works for me.

I'll pop round next time I'm in Edinburgh and rub it on for you lol"

Reach the bits I can’t

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

My pet sheep takes care of all my needs including trimming my 70’s style pubic hair

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By *ee69Man
30 weeks ago

glasgow

You don’t unless you want wee boy baws lol

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Professional waxing. I can sleep through a Hollywood wax. Except the one time the lady put wax on my piercing, and nearly ripped it out. Wide awake that time.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Professional waxing. I can sleep through a Hollywood wax. Except the one time the lady put wax on my piercing, and nearly ripped it out. Wide awake that time. "

Ouch and double ouch, you seem to acquire a lot of trauma down there!!

Maybe someone up there is trying to tell you something!!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Professional waxing. I can sleep through a Hollywood wax. Except the one time the lady put wax on my piercing, and nearly ripped it out. Wide awake that time.

Ouch and double ouch, you seem to acquire a lot of trauma down there!!

Maybe someone up there is trying to tell you something!!

To keep my legs closed?

there’s lazy doggy for that, right?

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By *erryGold OP Man
30 weeks ago

Redditch

"Anyone recommend a hair removal cream ? Razor nips me I hate it lol

I can’t see to shave there so I find Nairn removal cream, sensitive skin type works for me.

I'll pop round next time I'm in Edinburgh and rub it on for you lol

Reach the bits I can’t

I'll give it a good detailing

lol

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Professional waxing. I can sleep through a Hollywood wax. Except the one time the lady put wax on my piercing, and nearly ripped it out. Wide awake that time.

Ouch and double ouch, you seem to acquire a lot of trauma down there!!

Maybe someone up there is trying to tell you something!!

To keep my legs closed?

there’s lazy doggy for that, right?

I think the Universe has spoken and you have received its reply….lazy doggy it is but there are a variety of positions available.

So a bit of variety still open to you and foof trauma factor is lower

Oh best to stick to the 70’s pornstar look unless the piercing gets tangled

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By *ipper96Man
30 weeks ago

York

I’ve nicked my shaft too many times with a razor and electric razor.

Now I use veet, no more cuts or nicks and it’s very smooth afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Professional waxing. I can sleep through a Hollywood wax. Except the one time the lady put wax on my piercing, and nearly ripped it out. Wide awake that time.

Ouch and double ouch, you seem to acquire a lot of trauma down there!!

Maybe someone up there is trying to tell you something!!

To keep my legs closed?

there’s lazy doggy for that, right?

I think the Universe has spoken and you have received its reply….lazy doggy it is but there are a variety of positions available.

So a bit of variety still open to you and foof trauma factor is lower

Oh best to stick to the 70’s pornstar look unless the piercing gets tangled

A position I strongly dislike, doggy.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Professional waxing. I can sleep through a Hollywood wax. Except the one time the lady put wax on my piercing, and nearly ripped it out. Wide awake that time.

Ouch and double ouch, you seem to acquire a lot of trauma down there!!

Maybe someone up there is trying to tell you something!!

To keep my legs closed?

there’s lazy doggy for that, right?

I think the Universe has spoken and you have received its reply….lazy doggy it is but there are a variety of positions available.

So a bit of variety still open to you and foof trauma factor is lower

Oh best to stick to the 70’s pornstar look unless the piercing gets tangled

A position I strongly dislike, doggy. "

I can suggest some much more enjoyable variations….but I don’t think you need my advice or do you?

Especially coming from an innocent virgin like myself but I read a lot

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry

Chain saw, hedge trimmer and a bit of w**d killer

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By *ex LutherMan
30 weeks ago

Closer than you think

Tried creams, wet shave, clippers and now I’m using a Philips one blade which seems to be a decent bit of kit

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By *cotsguyyMan
30 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

Napalm

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